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(Celebslam)   Excuse me Helen Hunt, your, um, you know, um, oh geez   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 99
    More: Interesting, you know, Brentwood, yoga class, camel toe, Mike Hunt  
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2011-08-17 03:53:19 PM
blogs.crikey.com.au
 
2011-08-17 03:54:12 PM
Mike is showing.
 
2011-08-17 04:24:36 PM
swithaperiod.com
 
2011-08-17 04:39:02 PM
img225.imageshack.us
 
2011-08-17 04:41:30 PM
If she went skydiving in that outfit it would sound like when, as a kid, you put playing cards in the spokes of your bike wheels....
 
2011-08-17 05:25:26 PM
It's pretty bad alright.
 
2011-08-17 05:32:55 PM
img829.imageshack.us
 
2011-08-17 05:36:43 PM
You can climb up there and go camping.
 
2011-08-17 05:38:27 PM
With one photo, Helen Hunt becomes rhyming slang.
 
2011-08-17 05:40:34 PM
Helen C*nt
 
2011-08-17 05:42:11 PM
This is Fark...'round these parts we don't just copy the headline from the other gosh durn dad blam site.

/come up with your own funny
//love you
 
2011-08-17 05:42:37 PM

FerneJohn: Helen C*nt


Came for this, leaving dirty
 
2011-08-17 05:43:19 PM
'at the hell she doing in Brentwood?
 
2011-08-17 05:46:00 PM
That's more like a moose knuckle!
 
2011-08-17 05:46:53 PM
Endorsed by Bob and Tom.
 
2011-08-17 05:48:56 PM
+1 to subby for the headline. Had no idea what to expect opening up that link!

Got burned by the 'WTF is that!' factor.
 
2011-08-17 05:49:45 PM
That photo makes me feel all funny in my special place.
 
2011-08-17 05:50:32 PM
Right now, I'm hearing that sound made by the doors as they opened on the old Star Trek series. I don't know why.
 
2011-08-17 05:52:04 PM

caddisfly: That photo makes me feel all funny in my special place.


Disney world?
 
2011-08-17 05:53:14 PM

exparrot: This is Fark...'round these parts we don't just copy the headline from the other gosh durn dad blam site.

/come up with your own funny
//love you


I didn't even notice the headline on the other site. I know some of those gossip websites can sometimes have raunchy headlines and or huge photos up front and I can't spend a lot of time lurking on 'em. So I have to do a quick scroll, read what I can and close out ASAP.
 
2011-08-17 05:53:58 PM
I see the coont jokes have been done.


See ya.
 
2011-08-17 05:53:59 PM
..."help me find my keys we can drive out..."
 
2011-08-17 05:54:47 PM

TheOther: Mike is showing.


I read that as, "Milk is showing."
 
2011-08-17 05:55:31 PM
Vagina. check
Yoga. (In shape) check
Looked great surfing in 'Soul Surfer' check

penis goes where, again?
 
2011-08-17 05:58:54 PM

markie_farkie: If she went skydiving in that outfit it would sound like when, as a kid, you put playing cards in the spokes of your bike wheels....


Not to mention, she'd whistle as she free-falls.
 
2011-08-17 06:08:36 PM
Is that........her birth canal?
 
2011-08-17 06:12:24 PM
Blocked at work. If somebody posts the photo this won't be a bookmark anymore :)
 
2011-08-17 06:14:52 PM
One of the comments from FTA:
thats one big gash... holy credit card swiper...
 
2011-08-17 06:15:22 PM
wow. that's like the entire slice-o-pie right thar.
 
2011-08-17 06:17:24 PM
Last two slices of the pizza
 
2011-08-17 06:23:05 PM
It looks like we've got a Camel Toe Annie fan!

i.imgur.com
 
2011-08-17 06:25:57 PM
This is not a bookmark so I can Photoshop that image into a picture of Leelee Sobieski.
 
2011-08-17 06:26:29 PM

Dahnkster: Vagina. check
Yoga. (In shape) check
Looked great surfing in 'Soul Surfer' check

penis goes where, again?


you see that notched triangle shaped thing there?...
 
2011-08-17 06:27:08 PM
My God...It's full of stars...
 
2011-08-17 06:28:55 PM

CitizenTed: This is not a bookmark so I can Photoshop that image into a picture of Leelee Sobieski.


It's funny, because I was just thinking about how I had the hots for Helen Hunt until I discovered her younger, hotter clone Leelee Sobieski.
 
2011-08-17 06:29:06 PM
Aw c'mon, it's just a seam. Isn't it?
 
2011-08-17 06:34:38 PM

mcmnky: caddisfly: That photo makes me feel all funny in my special place.

Disney world?


Nope, but I do tend to treat my body like an amusement park.
 
2011-08-17 06:37:10 PM
A couple of years ago I noticed a tow truck company named Camel Towing and I've never used another towing company since then.

/would hit it
 
2011-08-17 06:37:20 PM
Didn't see any trace of popcorn so I reckon she must be a shaver.
 
2011-08-17 06:38:58 PM
www.cinencuentro.com

Don't act like you're not impressed.
 
2011-08-17 06:39:21 PM
Isn't that how the Muppets got started?
 
2011-08-17 06:45:30 PM
Usul, we have vaj-sign the likes of which even God has never seen.
 
2011-08-17 06:49:27 PM
I REALLY like being in her pants :P
 
2011-08-17 07:00:41 PM
"The Suck Zone". It's the point basically when the vagina.... sucks you up. That's not the technical term for it, obviously.
 
2011-08-17 07:00:59 PM
still looks good 20 years later, not bad helen hunt, not bad
 
2011-08-17 07:06:17 PM
that is actually an epic toe shot

if anyone has any confusion what a camel-toe is, or you need to explain it to your granparents...
well,
then this link is for you
 
2011-08-17 07:14:51 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: Endorsed by Bob and Tom.


Absolutely. :) (new window)
 
2011-08-17 07:17:13 PM
Oh, this is soooo stuck in my head right now. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la labias, I love you.

/wish someone would do the parody
 
2011-08-17 07:24:58 PM
SHOULD HAVE.....SENT......A POET
 
2011-08-17 07:34:28 PM
OMG a woman with a vagina! STOP THE PRESSES!
 
2011-08-17 07:55:56 PM
What's she feeding that thing?
 
2011-08-17 08:07:27 PM

Dahnkster: Vagina. check
Yoga. (In shape) check
Looked great surfing in 'Soul Surfer' check

penis goes where, again?


Rather self evident wouldn't you say?

/yes, I would.
 
2011-08-17 08:10:27 PM
These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder.
 
2011-08-17 08:15:15 PM
OK I'm off to Taco Bell now.
By the way, have you ever had a mule nibble corn out of your hand?
 
2011-08-17 08:16:55 PM
If you can't create your own witty headline, just use the one you're linking to.

And you can still get a greenlight.

Happening more and more around here lately.
 
2011-08-17 08:18:53 PM

mjno7: Dahnkster: Vagina. check
Yoga. (In shape) check
Looked great surfing in 'Soul Surfer' check

penis goes where, again?

Rather self evident wouldn't you say?

/yes, I would.


www.148apps.com
 
2011-08-17 08:27:29 PM

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: SHOULD HAVE.....SENT......A POET


That was her sister Bonnie who said that.
 
2011-08-17 08:32:34 PM
How the fark can you wear that and not feel the fabric pressing there?! I can't even wear pants that are a little tight around the crotch, if I wore that I'd be in excruciating pain...do I just have big labia or something?!
 
2011-08-17 08:36:10 PM

MeanJean: How the fark can you wear that and not feel the fabric pressing there?! I can't even wear pants that are a little tight around the crotch, if I wore that I'd be in excruciating pain...do I just have big labia or something?!


Post a pic then we'll all know
 
2011-08-17 08:36:11 PM
She has NO LIPS on her face. Is that why she's turning away?

Funny how that "overcompensation" thing works.
 
2011-08-17 08:49:12 PM
Met her when she was filming a movie in Utah with Mike Farrell. They stopped at a local bookstore that I frequented. Mr. Farrell was very polite, eager to say hi to his fans, sign autographs, etc. She, on the other hand, was a frickin' diva. At one point, she screamed at some lady to "Leave me the f*ck alone!"

That being said, I'd still give her the most disappointing 15 seconds of her life.
 
2011-08-17 08:49:42 PM
Mmmm...I'm thinking outside the bun...
 
2011-08-17 08:56:22 PM

VictorOfBorge: MeanJean: How the fark can you wear that and not feel the fabric pressing there?! I can't even wear pants that are a little tight around the crotch, if I wore that I'd be in excruciating pain...do I just have big labia or something?!

Post a pic then we'll all know


LOL

/sorry MJ. you asked for that one. ;)
 
2011-08-17 08:59:44 PM
someone shop that with the orly owl please
 
2011-08-17 09:06:22 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: What's she feeding that thing?


Tubesteak.
 
2011-08-17 09:32:37 PM
Sickapie
VictorOfBorge: MeanJean: How the fark can you wear that and not feel the fabric pressing there?! I can't even wear pants that are a little tight around the crotch, if I wore that I'd be in excruciating pain...do I just have big labia or something?!

Post a pic then we'll all know

LOL

/sorry MJ. you asked for that one. ;)


I suppose I did.

i967.photobucket.com

Opinions?
 
2011-08-17 09:55:26 PM

caddisfly: mcmnky: caddisfly: That photo makes me feel all funny in my special place.

Disney world?

Nope, but I do tend to treat my body like an amusement park.


It's a small world after all?

/sorry...couldn't resist
//I'm sure it's all Matterhorn
 
2011-08-17 10:06:19 PM
That's almost exactly what I thought subby meant. But I thought it would be flapping in the breeze.
 
2011-08-17 10:11:04 PM
I guess I missed the news story "Helen Hunt just gave birth...
 
2011-08-17 10:21:56 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Hellooooo in there!!!???!!!.... Rats!
 
2011-08-17 10:43:37 PM
That looks sore, let me go ahead and numb that for you.


*NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM*
 
2011-08-17 11:03:05 PM
It's clearly hungry and needs feeding. I volunteer. No need to thank me, gentlemen, it will be my honor.
 
2011-08-17 11:17:03 PM

tinyarena: Dear Jerk: That's almost exactly what I thought subby meant. But I thought it would be flapping in the breeze.

You mean like..


Wow, that's disturbing.
 
2011-08-17 11:23:09 PM
Yes. That's very close to what I imagined.
 
2011-08-18 12:12:31 AM

exparrot: This is Fark...'round these parts we don't just copy the headline from the other gosh durn dad blam site.

/come up with your own funny
//love you


There was a redlit version earlier with the SICK tag.. even gay guys were wondering what the hell was wrong with Subby.
 
2011-08-18 12:13:59 AM
So we get a good look at Helen's C(h)unt.
 
2011-08-18 12:34:51 AM
When it says labia, labia, labia

on the label, label, label

you will like it, like it, like it

on your face, face, face.
 
2011-08-18 12:38:57 AM
That's not a camel toe, it's a MOOSE KNUCKLE! Sweet baby Jeebus she must have fallen on a 2x4 before going to work out.



/Help me find my keys and we'll drive out!
 
2011-08-18 01:06:24 AM
img607.imageshack.us
"She said, 'Why did you say that twice?'"
 
2011-08-18 01:15:10 AM
The virginity is strong in this thread...
 
2011-08-18 02:47:16 AM
fap
 
2011-08-18 03:32:31 AM

SpacePort Terra: fap


Precisely my point.
 
2011-08-18 04:38:55 AM
Suddenly I have a craving for...

whatscookingamerica.net
 
2011-08-18 05:15:34 AM
I wonder if she skydives? (NSFW)
 
2011-08-18 06:58:19 AM
At first I was like... Hmmm nothing wrong with this picture. Then I scrolled down and I was like WTF IS THAT! Seriously never seen a camel toe that bad. My lady garden is hurting just looking at that picture.

/Saw the picture.
//Came in here for the lulz
///Leaving satisfied. :)
 
2011-08-18 07:01:40 AM

quickdraw: OMG a woman with a vagina! STOP THE PRESSES!


Well most here have never seen one.
 
2011-08-18 07:24:45 AM
here's a new way to stop to stop camel toe before it suddenly appears.

s.mcstatic.com
 
2011-08-18 07:39:02 AM
I never for the life of me thought I would utter the words "epic camel toe" and "Helen Hunt" in the same breath. Goodness!

/I'd hit that like a ton of bricks
 
2011-08-18 09:52:07 AM

dmc001: I wonder if she skydives? (NSFW)


Tha HELL?
 
2011-08-18 09:54:25 AM

dettigersnw22: Is that........her birth canal?


Is that a baby?
 
2011-08-18 10:23:02 AM
CAMEL TOE'WNED!
 
2011-08-18 11:32:31 AM

dmc001: I wonder if she skydives? (NSFW)


Errr..... It's like....It's like a flag in a hurricane.....
 
2011-08-18 12:37:51 PM

555-FILK: +1 to subby for the headline. Had no idea what to expect opening up that link!

Got burned by the 'WTF is that!' factor.


+1 for copying and pasting the original shiatty headline from the 'article'? You gotta be kidding me. And it got greenlighted. Huh.
 
2011-08-18 01:11:38 PM

dmc001: I wonder if she skydives?


There was a clip of Elizabeth Berkley doing a scene from Showgirls posted here a while back where that same kinda thing happened.
 
2011-08-18 01:11:44 PM

Crewmannumber6: 555-FILK: +1 to subby for the headline. Had no idea what to expect opening up that link!

Got burned by the 'WTF is that!' factor.

+1 for copying and pasting the original shiatty headline from the 'article'? You gotta be kidding me. And it got greenlighted. Huh.


Did you read my other post just below that? Huh?
 
2011-08-18 02:22:38 PM
If you put your hand there it would feel like a horse trying to eat grain from the palm of your hand.
 
2011-08-18 04:06:02 PM

dmc001: I wonder if she skydives? (NSFW)



that's what i call aired out.
 
2011-08-18 04:33:06 PM
Is this one of the posts I should be glad is censored at work?
 
2011-08-20 11:09:20 AM

farkthishiat: Is this one of the posts I should be glad is censored at work?


I don't know. Do you work a Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium & Warehouse?
 
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