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		First-date tips for the ladies from the museum of sex: Take off your panties in the bathroom and drop them on his plate on the way back to the table (story.news.yahoo.com)		263
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Griswold		2003-09-12 10:41:20 AM

...take of.. ??????

Dunker		2003-09-12 10:41:55 AM

can I put my dignity there, too?

(doesn't usually wear panties)

Vazagi		2003-09-12 10:41:56 AM

Tip #28934: Drop all your clothes and sit on his table... :P

dbasement		2003-09-12 10:42:28 AM

"...But I didn't order the fish special!"

Beat		2003-09-12 10:42:29 AM

tis spleled OFF

Forsythe P. Jones		2003-09-12 10:42:44 AM

Suppose it's that time of the month,and they're riding the cotton pony?

RyogueShinigami		2003-09-12 10:42:44 AM

Wow! With advice like the one on the headline I strongly advise the ladies to read that...or umm not...but you should

thatredheadedguy		2003-09-12 10:42:54 AM

:) I like the subtleness of this approach

fogice		2003-09-12 10:45:23 AM

"Seated in the museum's gift shop where fake fur-covered handcuffs and vibrators are sold..."

Fake handcuffs? Fake fur? Send back to editing, please.

gene_yuss		2003-09-12 10:45:24 AM

This does NOT work if you are a guy...

Trust me.

Darknight		2003-09-12 10:45:30 AM

LMAO at dbasement Your a funny Farker :)

nothingyet		2003-09-12 10:46:03 AM

I like this advice from the museum of sex.
I would like to visit and 'test drive' some of their female exhibits if ya know what I mean (wink, wink)

Riperoo		2003-09-12 10:46:10 AM

Ducky Doolittle. Now that is a name that just drips sexuality.

Aliquis		2003-09-12 10:46:22 AM

somehow i think that any guy i did this to would think i was a psycho. this is taking it a bit too far...even for Kim Cattral's "Sex in the City" character.

Really, if a girl did this to you, wouldn't you think she was a slut?

Darknight		2003-09-12 10:46:31 AM

You're... stupid grammar

Will N. Dowd		2003-09-12 10:46:38 AM

Tip #49930: Get naked, have sex.

steelwelder		2003-09-12 10:46:59 AM

Aliquis

Isn't that the point?

belowme		2003-09-12 10:47:31 AM

seems to me they just watched a porno and wrote down what they saw.

FalloutBoy		2003-09-12 10:47:52 AM

Ducky Doolittle

Griswold		2003-09-12 10:47:58 AM

1) Steal underpants
2) ???
3)Profit!

SherKhan		2003-09-12 10:48:16 AM

I ordered the lobster not the crabs!

No Such Agency		2003-09-12 10:48:19 AM

A little too un-subtle for my liking (but I'm not really that choosy). Passing them under the table might be a little racier. Besides, I have to eat off that plate. I like the "eye contact during oral sex" thing though. Nothing's sexier.

ProtocolFailure		2003-09-12 10:48:29 AM

We all know that the only women to try this will look like Anna Nicole.

"Excuse me waiter, I think I'm gonna need a bigger plate"

apeman12		2003-09-12 10:48:37 AM

"Can you do that on the first date?"
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There's rules? Nobody told me there were rules.

rtreynor		2003-09-12 10:48:38 AM

Wait until he's finished eating.

Otherwise, it's really pretty gross.

Barefoot10		2003-09-12 10:49:06 AM

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

LazarusLong42		2003-09-12 10:49:36 AM

Aliquis: On a first date, yes.

However, if my fiancee, who's been with me for 4+ years, did this, I think I'd be just fine. I can see it as something more for later-stage couples. Definitely not first-date material. Or even tenth-date.

DIEOptix		2003-09-12 10:50:11 AM

I'd like some crabs with my entree

Badger		2003-09-12 10:50:18 AM

Hey, I have to eat off that plate...

Are you gonna finish that?

Eligarf		2003-09-12 10:50:51 AM

"Waiter...there's a thong in my soup!!"

Stars_At_Night		2003-09-12 10:51:10 AM

On his PLATE?? I'm down with the whole taking the panties off and slipping them in his pocket or something like that but do guys really want a girl's panties on their plates??

/no panties on my plate please

klawade		2003-09-12 10:51:17 AM

doesn't anyone check for spelling in the headlines?

brisvegas_boy		2003-09-12 10:51:25 AM

That'd work for me.

rtreynor		2003-09-12 10:51:27 AM

Another tip: bring a ziplock in your purse...you'll need some place to put your panties after they got au jus or rice pilaf on 'em...

bass555		2003-09-12 10:51:51 AM

"How can I get back a good sex drive from what is now an utter lack of desire?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...hahaha...ha...ha.......heh.....heh-heh...*groan*

JuiceUpBeforeWork		2003-09-12 10:52:03 AM

Drink of the wine, take of the panties.

Will N. Dowd		2003-09-12 10:52:08 AM

People for whom this advice does not apply:

/sorry for that

Mountain		2003-09-12 10:52:23 AM

Hold the skid marks please...

FalloutBoy		2003-09-12 10:52:56 AM

I'd like to see her leave a pair of these on his plate and watch him eat them up and not notice.

TheNWG		2003-09-12 10:53:12 AM

If she messes up my food, she'll be finding her own taxi home.

WeeKeef		2003-09-12 10:53:23 AM

No but seriously. I'm just getting back into dating after 20+ years and I haven't got a clue. I was kind of hoping that even I could figure out the signs on this one.

Ohwa-tanna-siam		2003-09-12 10:54:39 AM

I think I would be rather embarrassed if this happened at a nice restaurant and people were watching. But I guess I could embarrass her by wearing them on my head for the rest of the meal.

LonelyLand		2003-09-12 10:55:00 AM

Do these make you horny? I thought so.

lareine		2003-09-12 10:55:31 AM

That's just unsanitary.

Garanimal		2003-09-12 10:55:40 AM

take of you're panties....

I'm am reads and for who like the punch and rap...

some are mad when rap by I am fun.

goatrider		2003-09-12 10:56:06 AM

Yet another reason your mother told you to make sure you had clean undies on when you leave the house.

klawade		2003-09-12 10:56:31 AM

Ducky sure is sexy for a fat check. Check out drducky.com

Rosalea		2003-09-12 10:56:31 AM

I think I'd rather stick them in his pocket or something.

and better make sure they're nice panties. No huge cotton granny panties.

GoodyearPimp		2003-09-12 10:56:37 AM

If the guy is dense enough to not pick up on other "obvious" signs (subtle is good too, but some guys need the green light), putting panties on his plate won't help either (and you should be out the door by that time too).