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(Tri-State Neighbor)   Beauty tool that looks like it could kill you could actually kill you   (cnngo.com) divider line 101
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2011-08-16 12:07:59 PM  
Hunh. Guess it's time to start marketing my leg lengthener.

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2011-08-16 12:09:40 PM  
hmmm - Fark didn't like that image link.
Heres another

www.philosophyon.net
 
2011-08-16 12:12:55 PM  
Yes, because we all know that causing millions of microscropic points of tissue damage is a sure path to a prettier, healthier you.
 
2011-08-16 12:19:33 PM  

BreezyWheeze: Yes, because we all know that causing millions of microscropic points of tissue damage is a sure path to a prettier, healthier you.


And here I thought injecting botulism toxin into your face, giving yourself lash-lengthening eye drops that may cause blindness, and applying caustic skin-burning chemicals to your crow's feet were the absolute goddamned dumbest things people would do in the name of vanity. Guess I shouldn't have been so hasty.
 
2011-08-16 12:41:18 PM  

MaxxLarge: BreezyWheeze: Yes, because we all know that causing millions of microscropic points of tissue damage is a sure path to a prettier, healthier you.

And here I thought injecting botulism toxin into your face, giving yourself lash-lengthening eye drops that may cause blindness, and applying caustic skin-burning chemicals to your crow's feet were the absolute goddamned dumbest things people would do in the name of vanity. Guess I shouldn't have been so hasty.


All that, when all you really need to do is quit smoking, get enough sleep, exercise and eat right. And it has the bonus of making you healthier, too!

...I guess it is easier to just spend money on crap.
 
2011-08-16 01:32:31 PM  
"It is unwise to risk your life for a prettier appearance," Consumer Council publicity and community relations member Philip Leung Kwong-hon told the South China Morning Post.

The economies of Beverly Hills and Rio de Janeiro would collapse.
 
2011-08-16 01:34:02 PM  
Yeesh. Keep that thing away from me.
 
2011-08-16 02:30:18 PM  
what lenghts women will go to to get laid.
/glad i'm a guy
 
2011-08-16 02:30:46 PM  
Subby sounds Canadian. Beauty, eh?
 
2011-08-16 02:31:14 PM  
Can i get one of those to help tenderize my steak?
 
2011-08-16 02:33:28 PM  

Tango_down: Can i get one of those to help tenderize my steak?


Yep, get me one too. That'd get the marinade deep in the tissue.
 
2011-08-16 02:34:22 PM  
FTA Samantha Ku Ka-yin, consultant manager of Miss Beauty, said to The Standard that "I do not think the report will affect our business. If people want to improve the appearance of their skin they will not care about [ the Consumer Council warning]."

Translation We're not worried, our target market is way too vain and stupid to heed the warning
 
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2011-08-16 02:38:13 PM  
Samantha Ku Ka-yin, consultant manager of Miss Beauty, said to The Standard that "I do not think the report will affect our business. If people want to improve the appearance of their skin they will not care about [ the Consumer Council warning]."
She totally cares about your safety...
 
2011-08-16 02:39:44 PM  
So somebody was aerating their lawn and thought, "I know, let's aerate MY FACE"?
 
2011-08-16 02:39:49 PM  
It's certainly a Grade A pants-on-head retarded device, but to be fair, the danger comes from dipshiats not sterilising the damn thing. The same warning could be made in regards to anything small and sharp.

/Frankly, anybody dumb enough to use it without sterilising it first deserves the tetanus.
//People laugh at ancient cultures for their lead-based makeup, but is this shiat any worse?
 
2011-08-16 02:40:50 PM  
New use on the vag in 5..... 4.... 3....
 
2011-08-16 02:41:11 PM  
A "beauty" tool? Uh huh. I guess we know what that's used for, right (wink wink) ladies?

/Did not RFTA
 
2011-08-16 02:45:47 PM  
RTFA...

i.cdn.cnngo.com

Uh huh, sure. We know what you women are doing with that.

And this:

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2011-08-16 02:45:48 PM  
I thought those things were used to help remove wallpaper. No?
 
2011-08-16 02:46:31 PM  

JackieRabbit: New use on the vag in 5..... 4.... 3....


It's like a hundred little pricks...
 
2011-08-16 02:46:40 PM  

FarknGroovn: I thought those things were used to help remove wallpaper. No?


Uh huh, women use it on their "wallpaper". We get it.
 
2011-08-16 02:48:05 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: It's certainly a Grade A pants-on-head retarded device, but to be fair, the danger comes from dipshiats not sterilising the damn thing. The same warning could be made in regards to anything small and sharp.


Tom Cruise?
 
2011-08-16 02:49:00 PM  

ToxicMunkee: So somebody was aerating their lawn and thought, "I know, let's aerate MY FACE"?


That was the visual I had, too.

That, and the idea of poking a steak with a fork so the marinade soaks in.
 
2011-08-16 02:49:05 PM  
Also useful on the vag...

images02.olx.com.pk

/Courtney Love not included.
 
2011-08-16 02:52:18 PM  

Ponzholio: JackieRabbit: New use on the vag in 5..... 4.... 3....

It's like a hundred little pricks...


... when all you need is a knife?
 
2011-08-16 02:55:20 PM  

Ponzholio: JackieRabbit: New use on the vag in 5..... 4.... 3....

It's like a hundred little pricks...


That's the EXACT thing I thought of when I tried "speed dating".
 
2011-08-16 02:57:50 PM  
yeah wtf is the deal with with eyelashes at no time have me or any of my bros said "whoa! check out that chick's lashes" I did recently see some commerical where women have a condition where their lashes get thin and the treatment can cause discoloration and blindness...ladys we dont give a shiat about your farking lashes.
 
2011-08-16 02:59:08 PM  
oi51.tinypic.com
 
2011-08-16 02:59:11 PM  
FTA- treatment is said to be effective in combating a range of skin conditions, such as scarring,

Of course, once your face is just one giant scar you won't notice those tiny scars yougot when you were a kid.

acne, cellulite and wrinkles.

I got a visual of cellulite on a face. It made me lauuuuuuuugh.
 
2011-08-16 02:59:39 PM  

Ponzholio: JackieRabbit: New use on the vag in 5..... 4.... 3....

It's like a hundred little pricks...


i286.photobucket.com
 
2011-08-16 03:00:06 PM  

bluehubcap: ToxicMunkee: So somebody was aerating their lawn and thought, "I know, let's aerate MY FACE"?

That was the visual I had, too.

That, and the idea of poking a steak with a fork so the marinade soaks in.


Yeah, I really like the marinade idea so far.
 
2011-08-16 03:01:01 PM  

SgtArkie: yeah wtf is the deal with with eyelashes at no time have me or any of my bros said "whoa! check out that chick's lashes" I did recently see some commerical where women have a condition where their lashes get thin and the treatment can cause discoloration and blindness...ladys we dont give a shiat about your farking lashes.


Speak for yourself

/She has sharp lashes
 
2011-08-16 03:01:40 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Ponzholio: JackieRabbit: New use on the vag in 5..... 4.... 3....

It's like a hundred little pricks...

That's the EXACT thing I thought of when I tried "speed dating".


I bet it felt like the longest five minutes of the guy's lives.
 
2011-08-16 03:03:31 PM  

SgtArkie: yeah wtf is the deal with with eyelashes at no time have me or any of my bros said "whoa! check out that chick's lashes" I did recently see some commerical where women have a condition where their lashes get thin and the treatment can cause discoloration and blindness...ladys we dont give a shiat about your farking lashes.


but other women do!!!

men are easy to impress, other women....not so much. whats the point of having a man think you are beautiful unless his mother, grandmother, and ex girlfriends all think so too? duh.
 
2011-08-16 03:04:11 PM  
So the only way it could kill you is if you don't sterilize it first? Ok. Lots of things are like that.

It still sounds like a stupid gimmick.
 
2011-08-16 03:05:03 PM  

Mykeru: cowgirl toffee: Ponzholio: JackieRabbit: New use on the vag in 5..... 4.... 3....

It's like a hundred little pricks...

That's the EXACT thing I thought of when I tried "speed dating".

I bet it felt like the longest five minutes of the guy's lives.


I hope so. It's only fair.
 
2011-08-16 03:06:19 PM  

SgtArkie: yeah wtf is the deal with with eyelashes at no time have me or any of my bros said "whoa! check out that chick's lashes" I did recently see some commerical where women have a condition where their lashes get thin and the treatment can cause discoloration and blindness...ladys we dont give a shiat about your farking lashes.


That's good to know, because I have no intention of letting my blue eyes turn brown in favor of longer eyelashes.
 
2011-08-16 03:08:28 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Ponzholio: JackieRabbit: New use on the vag in 5..... 4.... 3....

It's like a hundred little pricks...

That's the EXACT thing I thought of when I tried "speed dating".


I've never speed dated, but having met quite a few people in my day, even 5 minutes with most people is too long.
 
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2011-08-16 03:09:42 PM  
A wheel of spikes you are supposed to roll across your face to look prettier? And here I thought a jar of topical bleach labeled 'gene pool cleaner' was too unsubtle....
 
2011-08-16 03:11:59 PM  

Noobian Noob: men are easy to impress


Women blame men for the tortures they go through not to impress men (who really couldn't care*) but in order to compete with other women.

/* Case in point, girls: You have 4 dozen pairs of shoes. We guys, not only do we not judge you on your shoes, we barely notice them. Any guy who compliments you on your shoes is, by definition, a fetishist.
 
2011-08-16 03:12:00 PM  
I am truly thankful that I was born in a country with enough education available, and with the brain power to use that available education to be able to tell at a glance that a "tool" that looks like that is really farking stupid.
 
2011-08-16 03:13:15 PM  

BurnShrike: cowgirl toffee: Ponzholio: JackieRabbit: New use on the vag in 5..... 4.... 3....

It's like a hundred little pricks...

That's the EXACT thing I thought of when I tried "speed dating".

I've never speed dated, but having met quite a few people in my day, even 5 minutes with most people is too long.


Well, five minutes with some women could be too long. The question is whether it's before or after sex.
 
2011-08-16 03:15:10 PM  

BurnShrike: cowgirl toffee: Ponzholio: JackieRabbit: New use on the vag in 5..... 4.... 3....

It's like a hundred little pricks...

That's the EXACT thing I thought of when I tried "speed dating".

I've never speed dated, but having met quite a few people in my day, even 5 minutes with most people is too long.


Agreed. Thank goodness for alcohol.

img191.imageshack.us
 
2011-08-16 03:16:02 PM  

SgtArkie: yeah wtf is the deal with with eyelashes at no time have me or any of my bros said "whoa! check out that chick's lashes" I did recently see some commerical where women have a condition where their lashes get thin and the treatment can cause discoloration and blindness...ladys we dont give a shiat about your farking lashes.


I know several men who are very attracted to women based on their eyes. I'm sure the smoldering, come hither look is much more appealing when the girl actually has eyelashes.

/one of the reasons women lose their eyelashes and want to grow them back: chemo
//also, aging
 
2011-08-16 03:17:12 PM  
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/No, because that would have made it bearable.
 
2011-08-16 03:18:38 PM  
I want to roll that thing across my scrotum and perforate my bean bag.

/for teh lulz
 
2011-08-16 03:19:32 PM  

LaraAmber: I know several men who are very attracted to women based on their eyes.


Translation: Guys, anything we women do solely out of our own narcissism is still your fault.
 
2011-08-16 03:20:10 PM  

atomic-age: SgtArkie: yeah wtf is the deal with with eyelashes at no time have me or any of my bros said "whoa! check out that chick's lashes" I did recently see some commerical where women have a condition where their lashes get thin and the treatment can cause discoloration and blindness...ladys we dont give a shiat about your farking lashes.

That's good to know, because I have no intention of letting my blue eyes turn brown in favor of longer eyelashes.


Blue eyes don't really turn brown. But if you had hazel or light brown irises, over time they would get darker. Now skin discoloration, that would be more universal. Plus it makes your eyes red, so you'd look gorgeous but high as a kite.

I worked for an eye surgeon when Latisse came out. I had fun teasing the old folks with glaucoma on Travatan, Lumigan, or Xalatan that rich ladies pay $120 a month to get lashes like theirs. Whoever took that long-known side effect and decided to turn into a new product must be doing pretty well for themselves.
 
2011-08-16 03:21:56 PM  
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You"re doing it wrong
 
2011-08-16 03:22:22 PM  

astralvortex: I want to roll that thing across my scrotum and perforate my bean bag.

/for teh lulz


www.gadgetrivia.com
 
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