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(Talking Points Memo)   Nazi, jihadist, Asperger's sufferer, gun nut, and Law & Order fan plead guilty to terrorism charges. FARK: All one person   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 153
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2011-08-16 04:31:22 AM  
See. This is why all people with assburgers shoal sent to the FEMA camps!
 
2011-08-16 04:43:40 AM  
Assburgers is not an excuse for anything. It shouldn't even be allowable in print.

Everyone is born with a different genetic hand. Some people have more of one thing or the other. Mental illness is like being born with a missing limb or defective heart. Assburgers is like being born colorblind.

Yes, it's an impediment. But it's a really small one and you should be expected to deal with it easily.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2011-08-16 05:50:44 AM  

doglover: Mental illness is like being born with a missing limb or defective heart. Assburgers is like being born colorblind.

Yes, it's an impediment. But it's a really small one and you should be expected to deal with it easily.



First off it's Asperger's syndrome. It affects how you think, process information from your surrounding environment and behave.

Secondly everything you said is wrong and shows what a complete idiot you are.
 
2011-08-16 05:52:50 AM  
That's one farked up kid. Someone give him a hug.
 
2011-08-16 06:33:58 AM  

NFA: doglover: Mental illness is like being born with a missing limb or defective heart. Assburgers is like being born colorblind.

Yes, it's an impediment. But it's a really small one and you should be expected to deal with it easily.


First off it's Asperger's syndrome. It affects how you think, process information from your surrounding environment and behave.

Secondly everything you said is wrong and shows what a complete idiot you are.


lol why u mad tho?
 
2011-08-16 07:18:33 AM  
What's his Fark handle?

/oblig
 
2011-08-16 01:21:51 PM  
Nazi, jihadist, Asperger's sufferer, gun nut, and Law & Order fan

Oooh, so close...

bighollywood.breitbart.com
 
2011-08-16 02:07:31 PM  
Using the pseudonym of Abu Nancy

Well, at least he has his prison name already.
 
2011-08-16 02:50:26 PM  

NFA: First off it's Asperger's syndrome.


No, it's legally recognized as Assburgers.
 
2011-08-16 02:54:03 PM  
Golly.
 
2011-08-16 03:04:15 PM  
Assburgers: For when you want a medical reason to be an anti-social jerk-off because you'd rather be labeled as the poor guy with the farked up brain than admit you're just an anti-social jerk-off.
 
2011-08-16 03:29:41 PM  
Have Asperger's, getting a kick out of these replies, etc.

Take a look at this guy's history: abusive parents, molested, etc. People with Asperger's rarely act out like this guy did. The more probable explanation is his lousy upbringing lead him to look for any group which would accept him. It doesn't excuse his behavior any, but that along with his history of being involved in some anti-semetic activity likely made jihadists a more appealing bunch than say a chess club or sci fi fandom and it sorta snowballed from there.
 
2011-08-16 03:40:10 PM  

NFA: doglover: Mental illness is like being born with a missing limb or defective heart. Assburgers is like being born colorblind.

Yes, it's an impediment. But it's a really small one and you should be expected to deal with it easily.


First off it's Asperger's syndrome. It affects how you think, process information from your surrounding environment and behave.

Secondly everything you said is wrong and shows what a complete idiot you are.


You sound 'Burgerous...
 
2011-08-16 03:43:37 PM  

Loaf's Tray: NFA: doglover: Mental illness is like being born with a missing limb or defective heart. Assburgers is like being born colorblind.

Yes, it's an impediment. But it's a really small one and you should be expected to deal with it easily.


First off it's Asperger's syndrome. It affects how you think, process information from your surrounding environment and behave.

Secondly everything you said is wrong and shows what a complete idiot you are.

You sound 'Burgerous...

Bourgeois
 
2011-08-16 03:43:52 PM  
Assburgers is just another name for libertarianism.
 
2011-08-16 03:44:12 PM  

doglover: Assburgers is not an excuse for anything. It shouldn't even be allowable in print.

Everyone is born with a different genetic hand. Some people have more of one thing or the other. Mental illness is like being born with a missing limb or defective heart. Assburgers is like being born colorblind.

Yes, it's an impediment. But it's a really small one and you should be expected to deal with it easily.


Meh, it's on the low end of the Autism spectrum.

It's not quite like being colorblind because it's a legitimate social impairment, though being a Nazi-Jihadist is not one of the usual characteristics of the disease...
 
2011-08-16 03:45:15 PM  
Well, he seems happy, so he has that going for him.

talkingpointsmemo.com
 
2011-08-16 03:45:17 PM  

Relatively Obscure: lol why u mad tho?


Really? That's it? Too lazy to link a Lolcat or the actual pic? Can't rub two brain cells together to come up with a slightly original riposte? For fark's sake, turn off the computer, go outside, and get a job. You suck at the internets.
 
2011-08-16 03:45:58 PM  
You know who else was a Nazi, jihadist, Asperger's sufferer, gun nut, and Law & Order fan?
 
2011-08-16 03:47:47 PM  

Inigo_Montoya: You know who else was a Nazi, jihadist, Asperger's sufferer, gun nut, and Law & Order fan?


Charlie Sheen?
 
2011-08-16 03:48:50 PM  

Tatsuma: NFA: First off it's Asperger's syndrome.

No, it's legally recognized as Assburgers.


No, it's Aspergers. You're legally recognized as an asshole.
 
2011-08-16 03:49:31 PM  
Is this another Rick Perry thread?
 
2011-08-16 03:49:42 PM  
It's got everything!

//Was he and Illinois Nazi?
 
2011-08-16 03:52:28 PM  
How can you be a Nazi and a jihadist?
 
2011-08-16 03:54:34 PM  

PanicMan: How can you be a Nazi and a jihadist?


Double major.
 
2011-08-16 03:54:40 PM  

PanicMan: How can you be a Nazi and a jihadist?


Well, to be fair, they both hate Jews.
 
2011-08-16 03:55:30 PM  

NFA: doglover: Mental illness is like being born with a missing limb or defective heart. Assburgers is like being born colorblind.

Yes, it's an impediment. But it's a really small one and you should be expected to deal with it easily.


First off it's Asperger's syndrome. It affects how you think, process information from your surrounding environment and behave.

Secondly everything you said is wrong and shows what a complete idiot you are.


Yes he's trolling, but that is sort of besides the point. Asperger's syndrome doesn't make you ignore right from wrong. Socially awkward yes...terrorist no.
 
2011-08-16 03:56:21 PM  

PanicMan: How can you be a Nazi and a jihadist?




If you believe the Israeli attempts to link Hitler to Haj Amin al-Husseini, it's really easy.
 
2011-08-16 03:56:26 PM  

PanicMan: Q: How can you be a Nazi and a jihadist?


A: By really really hating the Jews
 
2011-08-16 03:56:42 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Nazi, jihadist, Asperger's sufferer, gun nut, and Law & Order fan

Oooh, so close...

[bighollywood.breitbart.com image 121x150]


Shiat. I thought the same thing
 
2011-08-16 03:57:18 PM  

The_Terminator: doglover: Assburgers is not an excuse for anything. It shouldn't even be allowable in print.

Everyone is born with a different genetic hand. Some people have more of one thing or the other. Mental illness is like being born with a missing limb or defective heart. Assburgers is like being born colorblind.

Yes, it's an impediment. But it's a really small one and you should be expected to deal with it easily.

Meh, it's on the low end of the Autism spectrum.

It's not quite like being colorblind because it's a legitimate social impairment, though being a Nazi-Jihadist is not one of the usual characteristics of the disease...


This. I teach a few kids that're borderline autistic/Asperger's and any sort of mental incompetence defense based on those disorders is shenanigans. Yes, they have some difficulties but my bets are none of them are future terrorists.

And "Abu Nancy"? Where the fark did that come from?
 
2011-08-16 03:57:45 PM  

Snort: Relatively Obscure: lol why u mad tho?

Really? That's it? Too lazy to link a Lolcat or the actual pic? Can't rub two brain cells together to come up with a slightly original riposte? For fark's sake, turn off the computer, go outside, and get a job. You suck at the internets.


lol why u mad tho?
 
2011-08-16 03:57:49 PM  
Nazi, jihadist, Asperger's sufferer, gun nut, and Law & Order
fan plead guilty to terrorism charges. FARK: All one person

FTFY
 
2011-08-16 03:58:02 PM  
Hey, guys, I know! After this thread, let's all go to the thread about the seven-year-old who was killed and mock him for having a disability!

No, there is no difference. Mocking people with genuine disabilities is cruel, heartless, and dishonorable, not to mention that your 'they just need an excuse for being antisocial' theory pretty much is your way of saying 'I've never studied medical science and have no intention of it'.

If you'd actually read TFA, you'd know that having Asperger's is actually completely relevant. When a normal child is abused, they act out in predictable ways; however, because Asperger's patients tend to see the world in a very different way, they act out in very strange ways. Asperger's Syndrome also comes with other symptoms, like schizophrenia symptoms or depressive spells, which are also relevant.

But please, keep mocking people who are disabled and (most of the time) honestly trying to make friends with you. I'm sure it makes you feel better about the size of your penis.

/Seriously, I should not have had to write this rant down
//It's called 'good manners'. Or, for that manner, 'acting like a civilized human being'.
 
2011-08-16 03:59:22 PM  

astralvortex: Well, he seems happy, so he has that going for him.

[talkingpointsmemo.com image 320x240]


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I just don't see how we can ever win this war on terrorism in the face of such stupidity. Even after we kill them all, they'll still be all black knight n shiat....

BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
[bang]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
[whop]
BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs!
Have at you! Come on then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow
bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you.
I'll bite your legs off!
 
2011-08-16 04:00:12 PM  
AH, "U mad". The new "I know you are but what am I?"
 
2011-08-16 04:01:03 PM  

Mega Steve: AH, "U mad". The new "I know you are but what am I?"


U mad is rubber and you're glue.
 
2011-08-16 04:01:36 PM  

TDBoedy: NFA: doglover: Mental illness is like being born with a missing limb or defective heart. Assburgers is like being born colorblind.

Yes, it's an impediment. But it's a really small one and you should be expected to deal with it easily.


First off it's Asperger's syndrome. It affects how you think, process information from your surrounding environment and behave.

Secondly everything you said is wrong and shows what a complete idiot you are.

Yes he's trolling, but that is sort of besides the point. Asperger's syndrome doesn't make you ignore right from wrong. Socially awkward yes...terrorist no.


My wife insists having Asperger's excuses her from: Not cleaning, not cooking, not working, not going to school, and generally being useless.

She almost convinced lawyers it was true, too.
 
2011-08-16 04:01:46 PM  
There is no such thing as a personality trait.
There are only various degrees of disorders.
 
2011-08-16 04:02:57 PM  
You mad, dog!
 
2011-08-16 04:04:26 PM  

Inigo_Montoya: You know who else was a Nazi, jihadist, Asperger's sufferer, gun nut, and Law & Order fan?


Being a Nazi and a jihadist aren't that far apart. The Nazis were allied with Muslim regimes throughout the Middle East during WW2. The Nazis picked up a whole lot of ideas from the Muslim governments: legally required distinctive clothes for the lesser races, differing stature before the law for different classes of people, and of course, Kill All The Jews. The absolutely authority of the state was derived in separate ways, but the Nazis and the Muslim governments could see compatible world-views in each other. Of course, German engineering and efficiency brought the Kill All The Jews agenda to a level the Muslims regimes have never been able to accomplish.

Asperger's Syndrome seems to be significant. Aspergers's can lead to getting involved in an "echo chamber" type social interaction that is self-reinforcing, particularly on-line. This guy was an admin on the forum, so I guess he was really into the feedback he got from that community.

Gun nut? Looks like he was more into weapons as a means to commit jihad than interested in firearms for their own qualities. I'd hesitate to call him a gun nut.

Law and Order fan? What. The. Hell. How can they let these people out in public with the rest of us?
 
2011-08-16 04:04:50 PM  

PsiChick: Hey, guys, I know! After this thread, let's all go to the thread about the seven-year-old who was killed and mock him for having a disability!

No, there is no difference. Mocking people with genuine disabilities is cruel, heartless, and dishonorable, not to mention that your 'they just need an excuse for being antisocial' theory pretty much is your way of saying 'I've never studied medical science and have no intention of it'.

If you'd actually read TFA, you'd know that having Asperger's is actually completely relevant. When a normal child is abused, they act out in predictable ways; however, because Asperger's patients tend to see the world in a very different way, they act out in very strange ways. Asperger's Syndrome also comes with other symptoms, like schizophrenia symptoms or depressive spells, which are also relevant.

But please, keep mocking people who are disabled and (most of the time) honestly trying to make friends with you. I'm sure it makes you feel better about the size of your penis.

/Seriously, I should not have had to write this rant down
//It's called 'good manners'. Or, for that manner, 'acting like a civilized human being'.


Well there's your problem. You're a TFer, too, you should know better than to expect something silly like that.
 
2011-08-16 04:04:54 PM  
looking for civilization on the webz!?!?!

i think not!

/censor it!
//the british will
 
2011-08-16 04:05:06 PM  

PanicMan: How can you be a Nazi and a jihadist?


I'm not sure about any of the other groups out of the mideast, but the Iraqi Baathist party was based in part on the tenets of German national socialism, and it wouldn't surprise me in the least if other such groups had some admiration for and shared mentality with that vile crap.
 
2011-08-16 04:05:26 PM  
Looks like it's time to 'man up', Abu Nancy.
 
2011-08-16 04:05:59 PM  
None of those things are mutually exclusive, Subby. Fascists love guns, laws, and order, Asperger's is irrelevant, and there are plenty of white muslims.

Although I must admit if I met a white supremacist muslim I would think it a touch bizarre, seeing as their main holy figure was a brown person.
 
2011-08-16 04:06:28 PM  
FTFA: an arsenal of weapons; a jihadist pen pal; an alleged relationship between Begolly's mother and the FBI agent who arrested him; and an allegation of attempted sexual abuse by a pedophile pastor.

Damn! I've heard of being born under a bad star but that story has it all.
 
2011-08-16 04:07:03 PM  
ITT assburgers people get mad for being called assburgers.
 
2011-08-16 04:07:32 PM  
Be Golly?

img684.imageshack.us
 
2011-08-16 04:10:29 PM  

Archie Goodwin: What's his Fark handle?

/oblig


After RTFA I would guess "Abu Nancy". Classic.
 
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