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(Some Guy)   The best names in 2011's college football season; Munchie Legaux, Dallas Butts, Wave Ryder, Jose Jose, Yourhighness Morgan, Konockus Sashington, and more   (network.yardbarker.com) divider line 44
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UNC_Samurai
2011-08-15 06:10:56 PM
DB: Wave Ryder (Navy)

That's hilariously appropriate.
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2011-08-15 09:09:13 PM
No mention of my friend named Cruiser. Yes, that's his first name.
 
BarrRepublican
2011-08-15 11:10:45 PM
Steele Jantz suspiciously absent.
 
Mr_Ectomy [TotalFark]
2011-08-15 11:17:03 PM
None of those names are as epic as Jock Climie.
 
WhyteRaven74
2011-08-15 11:18:12 PM
I wonder if Dallas Butts is related to former NFL running back Marion Butts.
 
The Great EZE
2011-08-15 11:19:34 PM
No mention of the Arab-America coed who's gonna break the BCS gender barrier: Munchma Quchi
 
Weigard
2011-08-15 11:24:22 PM
In 20 years we are in for some epic college football rosters when Game of Thrones-inspired names start popping up.
 
El Brujo
2011-08-15 11:26:35 PM
Weigard: In 20 years we are in for some epic college football rosters when Game of Thrones-inspired names start popping up.

Drogo Jenkins?
 
Sabyen91
2011-08-15 11:29:17 PM
El Brujo: Weigard: In 20 years we are in for some epic college football rosters when Game of Thrones-inspired names start popping up.

Drogo Jenkins?

Droooooogoooooo Jeeeeeeeeeeeenkinnnnnns!
 
GQueue
2011-08-15 11:31:20 PM
Come on, they put together a list of college football names without Barkevious Mingo? Did they decide he was ineligible because he already won a Name of the Year title?
 
Do You Know What I Am Saying
2011-08-15 11:36:14 PM
WhyteRaven74: I wonder if Dallas Butts is related to former NFL running back Marion Butts.

I think Dallas is Marion and Ilikebig's son.

/groan
//no clue if they're related
 
Senor Spielbergo
2011-08-15 11:36:37 PM

"Yourhighness"?


fark YOU, ASSHOLE PARENTS


/seriously... don't project your inferiority complex on your children. They can be successful black men without having ridiculous names that are somehow pretentious and low-class at the same time.
 
Senor Spielbergo
2011-08-15 11:37:52 PM
//Oh, and Benton Legaux is actually a pretty cool name.
 
El Brujo
2011-08-15 11:42:57 PM
Senor Spielbergo: "Yourhighness"?


fark YOU, ASSHOLE PARENTS

/seriously... don't project your inferiority complex on your children. They can be successful black men without having ridiculous names that are somehow pretentious and low-class at the same time.

agree
 
alacy52
2011-08-15 11:44:13 PM
Big McLargehuge
 
El Brujo
2011-08-15 11:48:43 PM
I'd like you to meet my kids. This is my son, Orel; my daughter, Anal.
 
Really I'm Black
2011-08-15 11:49:27 PM
Senor Spielbergo: "Yourhighness"?


fark YOU, ASSHOLE PARENTS

/seriously... don't project your inferiority complex on your children. They can be successful black men without having ridiculous names that are somehow pretentious and low-class at the same time.

imma go out on a limb and say hes african american from the lower socio-economic bracket
 
Sabyen91
2011-08-15 11:54:41 PM
Really I'm Black: Senor Spielbergo: "Yourhighness"?


fark YOU, ASSHOLE PARENTS

/seriously... don't project your inferiority complex on your children. They can be successful black men without having ridiculous names that are somehow pretentious and low-class at the same time.

imma go out on a limb and say hes african american from the lower socio-economic bracket

I would guess that one is fully white.
 
MAYORBOB
2011-08-16 12:06:22 AM
Dallas Butts is the son of a distinguished Naval Academy grad, Captain Seymour Butts.
 
neuroflare [TotalFark]
2011-08-16 12:09:05 AM
I'm glad Burfict made that list.

/go devils
 
Do You Know What I Am Saying
2011-08-16 12:22:56 AM
MAYORBOB: Dallas Butts is the son of a distinguished Naval Academy grad, Captain Seymour Butts.

Seymour Butts was the cousin of aviator Seymour Johnson, who has an Air Force base named after him.

/half of that sentence is srs (new window)
 
Candygram for Mongo
2011-08-16 12:28:50 AM
www.athlonsports.com
 
Harry_Seldon
2011-08-16 12:28:54 AM
Dick Butkis?

//too old?
 
FiatJustitia
2011-08-16 12:38:07 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mBdwmhtz0Rw/R7QbB2eFbCI/AAAAAAAAAEA/Z1eEFadwmbI/s320/1 012986.jpg
 
FiatJustitia
2011-08-16 12:39:18 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

whoops.
 
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel
2011-08-16 12:40:47 AM
Senor Spielbergo: //Oh, and Benton Legaux is actually a pretty cool name.

He has a great career ahead of him as a spokesman for Eggo.

/Fair Hooker
 
The Smails Kid
2011-08-16 01:20:11 AM
No Lemonjello nor Orangejello?

/Let alone the cheerleader Le-A.
 
NetOwl
2011-08-16 03:02:15 AM
I did't get any funny student names this summer, but then, that was a graduate course. The best I had was a yuppie kid with hyphenated first and last names. Back to the undergrad grind next week, complete with having to ask how to pronounce everything.
 
BigJake
2011-08-16 03:46:32 AM
Sabyen91: I would guess that one is fully white.

nope

i.imgur.com
 
Tex Colorado the Arizona Assassin
2011-08-16 06:47:10 AM
List fails without Wonderful Terrific Monds II Link (new window)

The best part? His father is Wonderful Terrific Monds III. Apparently dad doesn't know how to count.
 
astro716
2011-08-16 07:33:26 AM
alacy52: Big McLargehuge

Gristle McThornbody!
 
Pope Larry II [TotalFark]
2011-08-16 08:20:30 AM
Tex Colorado the Arizona Assassin: List fails without Wonderful Terrific Monds II Link (new window)

The best part? His father is Wonderful Terrific Monds III. Apparently dad doesn't know how to count.

There was an accident involving contraceptives and a time machine.
 
Adolf Oliver Nipples [TotalFark]
2011-08-16 08:45:57 AM
astro716: alacy52: Big McLargehuge

Gristle McThornbody!

Blast Hardcheese
 
kidgenius
2011-08-16 09:12:11 AM
Dude better watch out for making fun of Vone-taze-me-bro Burfict.
 
Mad Scientist
2011-08-16 09:16:27 AM
Meet the Gits. (new window)
 
puckrock2000
2011-08-16 09:27:01 AM
Harry_Seldon: Dick Butkis?

//too old?

No, just spelled wrong.

/Butkus.
//if you're going vintage, don't forget Jim Kiick and Fair Hooker
 
MAYORBOB
2011-08-16 10:02:13 AM
I remember when Bobby Wine came up to the big leagues to play for the Phillies. He started out great and was interviewed before one game by Phillies rookie broadcaster (and baseball legend) Richie Ashburn:

Richie: It's great having you up with the club, Bobby and you're off to a great start.

Bobby: Thanks. Just hope I can keep it up.

Richie: Don't worry Bobby, I predict you'll turn Wine into a household word in Philadelphia.

And thus, the Thunderbird-Philadelphia connection began.
 
SlothB77 [TotalFark]
2011-08-16 10:20:17 AM
Providence basketball had a guy named god shammgod.
 
The Flexecutioner
2011-08-16 12:32:01 PM
If any of them get to the NFL, their names still won't compare with D'Brickashaw Ferguson. A couple good ones in there, but must were just okay. I can understand why Yourhighness and Gods-Power became football players. I'd want to hurt people too if I had those names.
 
Robo Beat
2011-08-16 01:12:20 PM
The Flexecutioner: If any of them get to the NFL, their names still won't compare with D'Brickashaw Ferguson.

Also Benjarvus Green-Ellis, a.k.a. the "Law Firm."
 
colonel0sanders
2011-08-16 01:51:37 PM
What about Mister Cobble (new window)?

Great name for a DT
 
The Flexecutioner
2011-08-16 02:17:31 PM
Robo Beat: The Flexecutioner: If any of them get to the NFL, their names still won't compare with D'Brickashaw Ferguson.

Also Benjarvus Green-Ellis, a.k.a. the "Law Firm."

yeah, really rolls off the tongue well. made good use of him in my fantasy leagues while Pierre Thomas was busted.
 
rickythepenguin [TotalFark]
2011-08-16 02:25:31 PM
kidgenius: Dude better watch out for making fun of Vone-taze-me-bro Burfict.


1) people were selling "Don't 'Taze Me Bro" shirts as ASU games last year

2) that kid better be careful....he's already removed himself from the first round of the NFL draft due to his off the field issues. I mean, how much money did LaGarrette Blount cost himself by going undrafted? Yeah he's still in the NFL but signed a street free agent deal, instead of some guarantteed cheddar that he would have got in the draft.

i like 'Taze but he need to seriously watch himself. he just had the incident last week or the week before. what was disturbing was that, asidef rom being his perhaps 3rd or 4th off the field incident, by some accounts he waited up to 20 minutes in the locker room to sucker punch the guy, who i believe is a walk-on. in other words, why is a team captain with a known inability to control his emotions, waiting out with a cool-off period, to clock a walk on? You can't control your emotions on a player on your own team? You have 10-20 minutes to sort it out but you still can't?

looks bad.

anyways.
 
shadowmaker53
2011-08-16 10:43:34 PM
Most memorable name I can remember playing against was Lloyce Means. Nothing about his name was special but his nick-name he gave himself in the program was "Lowdown Lloyce - the ladies choice"

/csb
 
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