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(Digital Spy)   Jay-Z on Beyonce: "She's the second coming of Michael Jackson." So...hide your children, I guess   (digitalspy.com ) divider line
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2011-08-15 09:23:00 AM  
She's sexy as hell, but musically she bores me.
 
2011-08-15 09:57:13 AM  

Alphax: She's sexy as hell, but musically she bores me.


She has an amazing set of pipes. I'd like to hear her do something less overly produced for a change.
 
2011-08-15 11:05:15 AM  
Fark, now Antoine Dodson is in my head for the rest of the day.

Thanks, dick.
 
2011-08-15 11:35:47 AM  
If shes mj I'm macauly caulkin
 
2011-08-15 12:26:37 PM  
No no no ... it's still the Bieber that's the new Jacko.

Hubby's just still too much in love with the missus to think straight.
 
2011-08-15 12:27:50 PM  
So Jay Z is the new Ike Turner?

/pimping out his wife in the industry
//although he *does* have a history with coke...
 
2011-08-15 12:31:27 PM  
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2011-08-15 12:37:35 PM  
My son is 10. Should get him a backstage pass for Beyonce's 2015 tour for his 14th birthday?
 
2011-08-15 12:38:55 PM  
She's hot and can sing but she comes across dumb as a stump in interviews. Might be country dumb, I dunno.

Plus, she is pushing maximum density.
 
2011-08-15 12:41:04 PM  
I don't think that's necessarily a compliment there, Jay-Z
 
2011-08-15 12:45:38 PM  
Umm.. Mr. Z. she'll never be as big as MJ was.. nobody in music will ever be. First off, we simply won't have another artist like that because the industry, the world, the music delivery, the reach.. won't allow it. Too many artists, too many avenues.
 
2011-08-15 12:47:30 PM  
Z, stop whoring out your entourage and get Kanye off my lawn.
 
2011-08-15 12:49:00 PM  

Dr.Knockboots: Umm.. Mr. Z. she'll never be as big as MJ was.. nobody in music will ever be. First off, we simply won't have another artist like that because the industry, the world, the music delivery, the reach.. won't allow it. Too many artists, too many avenues.


Back in my day, the only avenue was Electric Avenue, where I'd rock down to.
 
2011-08-15 12:49:25 PM  

whereisian: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x301]


Don't know how much hidin' the husbands are going to do.
 
2011-08-15 12:54:30 PM  
Is she going to slowly start turning white only to have her nose fall off... then give her kids stupid names...

She is kind of sexy though not my ball of faps... i mean wax. Musically she... well to be honest I have never cared enough to seek out her music and develop a proper opinion, though i think that fact speaks for itself.
 
2011-08-15 12:55:23 PM  
74.81.94.154
anyone want to post it
 
2011-08-15 12:57:50 PM  
When Beyonce was with Destiny's Child, the music was actually good. Since then, overproduced crap.
 
2011-08-15 01:00:52 PM  
I guess she sounds ok ... she was the least talented member of destinys child imho ... and i hate to be a stud man 69 but her legs are terrible no calves and she looks good with her make up caked on, when she is with out it she looks horrible. Ladies don't let me ever see y ou without your make up!
 
2011-08-15 01:04:52 PM  
If I pretend I'm 12 will she take me to her ranch and molest me?

PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
2011-08-15 01:09:23 PM  
 
2011-08-15 01:13:11 PM  
I see her getting big in the next ten years. Like real big. From 'dat ass' to 'holy crap, look at that fat chick!'.

/would definitely hit it for now though.
 
2011-08-15 01:34:59 PM  

CarnySaur: Dr.Knockboots: Umm.. Mr. Z. she'll never be as big as MJ was.. nobody in music will ever be. First off, we simply won't have another artist like that because the industry, the world, the music delivery, the reach.. won't allow it. Too many artists, too many avenues.

Back in my day, the only avenue was Electric Avenue, where I'd rock down to.


Thank you for that. I just had to play that song on YouTube to explain the joke to my mom.
 
2011-08-15 01:35:32 PM  
Nobody can fall down a flight of stairs like Beyonce
 
2011-08-15 01:35:53 PM  
no hide yo kids, hide yo wife yet?
 
2011-08-15 02:27:30 PM  

Freakin Rican: no hide yo kids, hide yo wife yet?


2011-08-15 12:31:27 PM

www.majhost.com
 
2011-08-15 02:28:37 PM  
I imagine Beyonce is already responsible for many second comings. (and thirds and fourths....)

www.sweetslyrics.com
 
2011-08-15 02:38:51 PM  
I think he is just trying to prepare us for their upcoming divorce drama by going ahead and accusing her of getting drunk on jesus juice and watching Home Alone while she bleaches her skin and talks abusively to her My Buddy doll.
 
2011-08-15 03:36:27 PM  
I read the first three words of that headline and started crying a little bit.
 
2011-08-15 03:43:21 PM  
She can't dance.
She doesn't really do any writing.
She sure as hell doesn't write for other people.
She's not innovative.
She claimed to want to be latina instead of black.
She has no children.
Gwen Paltrow may have an Oscar, but she'll never be the goddess Elizabeth Taylor.
Kelandria is (thankfully) no Jermaine.
Solange is no Tito.
Mike had intellect.


On the other hand....
her father is an asshole, too.
her mother allowed it, for the sake of cash money, too.
she does everything in her power to look as white as possible....... and gets paid for it. Too.
They both work really hard at their trade, to succeed and be on top.


Then again...
Mike had a shiatload of enemies.
Mike was becoming Muslim.

Beyonce has no powerful jewish enemies.
Beyonce claims to be a Christian, but who knows.
 
2011-08-15 05:20:47 PM  
Her music is good but uninspired. And she lacks any kind of musical creativity. All of her songs have what I'd call a 'flat-line' quality to them. They just go on and on and on and on instead of having some kind of rhythm, tone, or other kind of variation.

She's no MJ.
 
2011-08-15 05:51:00 PM  
She can sing. No doubt. Unfortunately her composing skills are lacking, and she doesn't have the genius of Quincy Jones to propel her to Thriller-like levels of talent. Instead, she hooks up with no-talent hip-hop "producers" who just give her crappy songs and don't do her any favors in the recording studio.

She needs to make an album with a decent non-hip-hop producer, and as part of the "rules" of the album, she should make an effort not to rely on her sex appeal, but instead focus on her singing and making songs that do more than just repeat a chorus over and over.

MJ would probably say there's a time to wail and show off what you can do vocally, and there's a time to be subtle about your singing, and the former is a much more rare occurrence than the latter.
 
2011-08-15 08:30:42 PM  

Walker: Nobody can fall down a flight of stairs like Beyonce


Well, MJ could--the Pepsi commercial shoot in '84 comes to mind.
 
2011-08-15 09:48:08 PM  
I allways found kelly rowland way hotter
 
2011-08-15 09:55:49 PM  
Oh puhlease. This woman's boring, pop crap 'to the left to the left'?? She is as dimensional as a piece of cardboard. That hair? FakeFAkeFake. She is one of the most overrated bubblegum stars around, and her music is utterly soul-less...the black britney spears. Jayz? When he has a song that actually is a song and not just speaking into a microphone, let me know.
 
2011-08-15 10:02:19 PM  

Dear_Leader: I allways found kelly rowland way hotter


This.
 
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