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(STLToday)   High school students pass out brownies secretly laced with pot at summer band camp. Police: "It could have been an interesting band practice"   (stltoday.com ) divider line
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2011-08-14 05:53:29 PM  
"Indeed."
www.hanniganfans.com
 
2011-08-14 09:07:09 PM  
That's some fine police work there, Lou.
 
2011-08-14 09:14:41 PM  
that would blow your drug test if you had to take one!
 
2011-08-14 10:40:18 PM  
I'm not really sure I can answer that, but what I can say is that if Margaret Mead, at her age, smoked grass... she'd have one hell of a trip!
 
2011-08-15 01:57:52 AM  
Mushy mushy.

\off to shoot some clams
 
2011-08-15 01:58:52 AM  
Arrest them. That's not cool. You don't drug women's drinks. You don't spike the punch. You don't put shiat in the food. You don't know who has allergies, or how they're going to respond to 'additives'. That was very irresponsible.
 
2011-08-15 02:07:30 AM  
I'm one of those "legalize everything" types, but drugging people without their knowledge is serious shiat.

Instead of drug charges, charge the little farkers with poisoning.
 
2011-08-15 02:08:57 AM  
I'm pretty sure everyone knew about this.

No one was going to be taken by surprise that the brownies brought by the stoner dudes were "special".
 
2011-08-15 02:11:30 AM  
Could be, could be (new window).

/There's no spooning at band camp, right?
//I don't mean that one, I mean the other one
 
2011-08-15 02:12:47 AM  
Farking snitches snitching over free weed. This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2011-08-15 02:13:31 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Arrest them. That's not cool. You don't drug women's drinks. You don't spike the punch. You don't put shiat in the food. You don't know who has allergies, or how they're going to respond to 'additives'. That was very irresponsible.

Hey. Smoke a bowl and mellow out to some music and a lave lamp man. It's all okay. No one died. No one got sick. Go easy man, go easy.
 
2011-08-15 02:13:42 AM  

GypsyJoker: Mushy mushy.

\off to shoot some clams


Gawd, that was a funny episode
 
2011-08-15 02:16:57 AM  
Police: "It could have been an interesting band practice"

They usually were. With or without any weed.

/remember Mr high school super jock, band trips were CO-ED.
 
2011-08-15 02:18:08 AM  
I knew this asshole kid who put (?) drops of LSD in a random lady's food at a Davanni's restaurant near our school, and then followed her around. By the time I met him there she started having a breakdown, obviously, and she called an ambulance from the pay phone (this is 1988 or so). I told the EMTs what was up and split on my bike. No idea what they did after I left. I never talked to the asshole kid again but felt pretty bad for the lady.

/csb
 
2011-08-15 02:21:04 AM  
oops I thought the filter changed a-hole to something else, sorry if that's frowned on.
 
2011-08-15 02:22:08 AM  
Was time going by really really really really slow? (^)
 
2011-08-15 02:23:13 AM  
Band practice abandoned when rendition of "Dark Star" reached fourth hour.

/ Seriously, dosing people is farking retarded.
 
2011-08-15 02:24:15 AM  
mushy, mushy, mushy (new window)
 
2011-08-15 02:28:52 AM  
FTFA: and that student told a school official.

I'd love to meet that student when he's 40 years old. Will he have any friends? Will he have any mainstream political affiliation? Will he carry a gun? Will his mother still love him?
 
2011-08-15 02:29:15 AM  
I love me some "magic brownies".

CSB TIME!

A few years ago, I brought a batch of Krypto-laced brownies to my friend Gary's house. Everyone there knew the brownies were "special"...except for Gary's neighbor, Zack, who is a total douche (and crashed a party he wasn't invited to). Dude ate 2 or 3 brownies, and first the time in his life, Zack ceased to be a douche (at least for a few hours). Let's see you do that, Betty Crocker!
 
2011-08-15 02:30:45 AM  

Jick Jackson: oops I thought the filter changed a-hole to something else, sorry if that's frowned on.


I figure if it weren't OK, they'd have put a filter in :)
 
2011-08-15 02:31:50 AM  
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On the case
 
2011-08-15 02:32:55 AM  
Viagra laced is funnier.
 
2011-08-15 02:35:30 AM  
Some "friend" dosed me with LSD unknowingly when I was a teenager living in
a strange city. While I was very familiar with acid, the fallout resulted in a week in jail. Nobody got hurt, but it wasn't very enjoyable. I still remember the hallucinations though, heh! some life lessons are hard earned.
/csb
 
2011-08-15 02:45:33 AM  

Lipspinach: Some "friend" dosed me with LSD unknowingly when I was a teenager living in
a strange city. While I was very familiar with acid, the fallout resulted in a week in jail. Nobody got hurt, but it wasn't very enjoyable. I still remember the hallucinations though, heh! some life lessons are hard earned.
/csb


Life lesson,...trip with reliable,..sane people....and AWAY from people who aren't.

/not that hard
//my 1st trip,..I got drug into a spencers' gifts...and all around a mall with mirrors everywhere.
///no jail time here
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2011-08-15 02:57:45 AM  
whoaorno.com

/hot
/or is it?
 
2011-08-15 03:16:26 AM  

Foreground My Ass: Lipspinach: Some "friend" dosed me with LSD unknowingly when I was a teenager living in
a strange city. While I was very familiar with acid, the fallout resulted in a week in jail. Nobody got hurt, but it wasn't very enjoyable. I still remember the hallucinations though, heh! some life lessons are hard earned.
/csb

Life lesson,...trip with reliable,..sane people....and AWAY from people who aren't.

/not that hard
//my 1st trip,..I got drug into a spencers' gifts...and all around a mall with mirrors everywhere.
///no jail time here
[img3.imageshack.us image 640x360]


Notice that I said I was unknowingly dosed.
Not much of a choice.
've been done with psychotropic drugs for quite some time. (i'm old)
After doing them for 30+ years it becomes unnecessary.
Funny though: I got some 'shrooms a few days ago just because I could.
I'm almost afraid to eat them LOL.
 
2011-08-15 03:25:49 AM  
I think about 20-30 minutes you know whats's up...lol.

I've had to leave a house before because of craziness.....while seeing the purple haze...

All I'm saying is,...GTFO and away from the crazy.

Last time I did shrooms,...I watched Amadeus...it was like a moving,talking painting with the best music ever.....till he died and they threw him in the
mass burial hole.

Also,...Ren and Stimpy....just simply did NOT work for me....RFLOL....

Another fun past time was throwing a glow in the dark frisbee...."Makes 6 million dollar man sound,......na na na na na "

/Good times
//rule of thumb,...if you can barely tolerate someone,...avoid them with any psychodrugs.
 
2011-08-15 03:25:58 AM  

bgsmith330: I'm one of those "legalize everything" types, but drugging people without their knowledge is serious shiat.

Instead of drug charges, charge the little farkers with poisoning.


Sounds like a perfect charge to me!
 
2011-08-15 03:28:15 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm pretty sure everyone knew about this.

No one was going to be taken by surprise that the brownies brought by the stoner dudes were "special".



This.

I've been enjoying the laced edibles lately, the clinic closest to me has been getting these little gummy bears that are damn potent for their size, about 3"x2". Have to cut them in half actually if I want to get anything done. I can't match the strength to volume in my cannabutter.

I say we share some cooking tips. With the right kind of peanut butter and some crackers, you can have some 20 minute firecrackers that should put you on the level, or more if you've got nothing else to do in the day and you'd like to achieve low orbit...
 
2011-08-15 03:38:48 AM  

phlegmmo: "Indeed."
[www.hanniganfans.com image 400x443]


Cleanse her anus and bring her to my bunk. So the kids got their horizons broadened a little!! Big deal!
 
2011-08-15 03:44:12 AM  
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Rev Jim,....a Space Odyssey....best episode ever.
 
2011-08-15 04:16:48 AM  
Actually it could have been a GREAT band practice.

They'd have been REALLY into the music, hearing every little thing. Somehow you hear the third harmonic of every note. Riffing on the rhythms gets amazing!

/ Herbie Hancock - Headhunter (now playing here)
 
2011-08-15 05:15:02 AM  

Notabunny: GypsyJoker: Mushy mushy.

\off to shoot some clams

Gawd, that was a funny episode


I thought of that when an old high school friend link to this on Facebook.
 
2011-08-15 05:34:17 AM  

bgsmith330: Instead of drug charges, charge the little farkers with poisoning.


Except pot's non-toxic. Absolutely impossible to OD on. Only way pot could kill you was if a 200lb bale of it fell on you.

Unlike alcohol.

/free the leaf
 
2011-08-15 05:36:16 AM  

urban.derelict: bgsmith330: Instead of drug charges, charge the little farkers with poisoning.

Except pot's non-toxic. Absolutely impossible to OD on. Only way pot could kill you was if a 200lb bale of it fell on you.

Unlike alcohol.

/free the leaf


It would probably smart if a 200lb bale of alcohol fell on you.
 
2011-08-15 05:46:19 AM  
22 brownies are laced with marijuana.
One is laced with laxatives.

Who will be the one?

My inspiration:

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2011-08-15 06:31:08 AM  

GypsyJoker: Mushy mushy.

\off to shoot some clams


Heh. Thanks. :D
 
2011-08-15 07:03:24 AM  

Foreground My Ass: Another fun past time was throwing a glow in the dark frisbee...."Makes 6 million dollar man sound,......na na na na na "


I've tried this! keyword: tried. Hehe... it was more like throw the frisbee... pick it up... throw the frisbee... pick it up. The catch part was a combination of a lack of coordination and motivation. We ended up using it as a tray to carry around a bunch of Jolly Ranchers. We offered them to anyone we saw, though I don't remember if anyone accepted any. We probably looked pretty goofy.
 
2011-08-15 07:27:54 AM  
it probably would have farkin' rocked
 
2011-08-15 07:38:38 AM  
Tonight for your half-time listening pleasure, Ina Gada da Vita ... Yes, all of it.
 
2011-08-15 08:17:18 AM  

urban.derelict: bgsmith330: Instead of drug charges, charge the little farkers with poisoning.

Except pot's non-toxic. Absolutely impossible to OD on. Only way pot could kill you was if a 200lb bale of it fell on you.

Unlike alcohol.

/free the leaf


This is a lie spread by the pro pot crowd. Its loaded with nasty compounds, made worse when smoked. Eating small amounts probably wouldnt fo much harm, but smoking every day is likely to increase your cancer risk significantly.

Anecdotes mean nothing. Ive got some too. Like my friend the pothead who died of brain cancer when he was 30.
 
2011-08-15 08:17:19 AM  

Lipspinach: Foreground My Ass: Lipspinach: Some "friend" dosed me with LSD unknowingly when I was a teenager living in
a strange city. While I was very familiar with acid, the fallout resulted in a week in jail. Nobody got hurt, but it wasn't very enjoyable. I still remember the hallucinations though, heh! some life lessons are hard earned.
/csb

Life lesson,...trip with reliable,..sane people....and AWAY from people who aren't.

/not that hard
//my 1st trip,..I got drug into a spencers' gifts...and all around a mall with mirrors everywhere.
///no jail time here
[img3.imageshack.us image 640x360]

Notice that I said I was unknowingly dosed.
Not much of a choice.
've been done with psychotropic drugs for quite some time. (i'm old)
After doing them for 30+ years it becomes unnecessary.
Funny though: I got some 'shrooms a few days ago just because I could.
I'm almost afraid to eat them LOL.


send them up here to me!
 
2011-08-15 08:38:23 AM  

bgsmith330: I'm one of those "legalize everything" types, but drugging people without their knowledge is serious shiat.

Instead of drug charges, charge the little farkers with poisoning.


If I ate one it could kill me.

Not a joke.

\Lamest allergy ever. :(
 
2011-08-15 08:40:05 AM  
"I really don't know, but at her age, if she did smoke grass, she'd have one hell of a trip!"

I immediately thought of this line. That whole scene in the movie pretty much details how people who are against pot without even hearing the evidence see the world of drug use.

Now, there are four states of being
in the cannabis, or marijuana,
society: Cool, Groovy, Hip, and
Square. The square is seldom if
ever cool. He is not "with it,"
that is, he doesn't know "what's
happening." But if he manages to
figure it out, he moves up a notch
to "hip."

And if he can bring himself to
approve of what is happening, he
becomes "groovy." After that, with
much luck and perseverance, he can
rise to the rank of "cool." A cool
guy... cool guy... cool guy...
 
2011-08-15 08:40:17 AM  
Police said they learned of the prank after one of the involved students told another what they had done, and that student told a school official.


Now there's a surprise.
 
2011-08-15 09:14:43 AM  
My friends used to go to band practice still drunk.

In fact, they had an away game one time and decided to bring a duffel bag filled with bottles. Well, they were still in our school's parking lot when one of them had gotten drunk as hell. She was behaving quite so, and before they could get her to sit her ass down she somehow broke one of the bottles inside the bag.

They had brought a ton of juice as mixers so the rest of them quickly poured the rest of the stuff into the bottles of the mixers and placed the empty liquor bottles in the bag, which was soaked and reeking at this point. My best friend hurried off the bus and ran into the boys' locker room to discard the bag. Why he didn't just throw it into the dumpster by the cafeteria - which was across the hall from the gym and locker rooms, so it wouldn't have been that odd - I haven't any clue. Maybe he thought that would look suspicious, but who was going to rifle through a dumpster, right?

Anyway, a teacher found the bag. My friends were all suspended for all of about 3 days, but their records were wiped clean. The reason is that the principal farked up.

First, he was interrogating the minors while a criminal investigation had started, and he had done this not only without notifying their parents present but without even notifying them. Then, in court he made claims that all of the minors confessed to the actions when none of them did - and there were witnesses to this since not only did he interrogate them with other staff present but he interrogated all but one of them in groups of two or three. But that is not how he described any of what he supposedly did when he was testifying in court.

So not only did he screw up the trial leading to my friends getting off the hook completely, but he got a perjury charge and had to "retire" in shame. I liked our new principal and vice principal. The vice principal we had before was a biatch - a fat, stupid sexist one at that so girls were allowed to run amok and got no punishment and in fact their male victims would often be punished for... I don't know, being there I guess - and since he let her behave that way I didn't like him either.
 
2011-08-15 10:20:21 AM  
OH NOES!!!

i can't imagine the travesty of some teenagers getting a little marijuana!

that deadly narcotic could have killed them ALL!!!!
 
2011-08-15 11:13:22 AM  
I see that a large contingent of the "what I put in my body is my own business" crowd seems to think their rights extend to other people's bodies as well.

I'm actually surprised and disappointed. You guys make it very difficult for me to sympathize with your cause.
 
2011-08-15 11:16:21 AM  

SouthernManDunWrong: that would blow your drug test if you had to take one!


how many drugs do you have to know and or take to pass the test?
 
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