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(Starpulse)   Hanson is feuding with Kings of Leon. This is almost as intense as Tiffany's feud with Debbie Gibson   (starpulse.com) divider line 49
    More: Silly, Kings of Leon, Debbie Gibson, Blast!, Caleb Followill, David Arquette  
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2011-08-13 04:26:57 PM
actually, the rest of the music business is feuding with the Queens of Leon- they're a bunch of miserable fraks who need to just go away.
 
2011-08-13 04:52:52 PM
Yeah, but unlike Tiffany vs. Debbie Gibson, Hansen vs. Kings of Leon wouldn't be as fun if it were settled in a topless hot oil wrestling match.
 
2011-08-13 05:02:46 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, but unlike Tiffany vs. Debbie Gibson, Hansen vs. Kings of Leon wouldn't be as fun if it were settled in a topless hot oil wrestling match.


What about if we set the oil on fire?
 
2011-08-13 05:25:53 PM

Vodka Zombie: FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, but unlike Tiffany vs. Debbie Gibson, Hansen vs. Kings of Leon wouldn't be as fun if it were settled in a topless hot oil wrestling match.

What about if we set the oil on fire?


Now that I'd watch.
 
2011-08-13 07:47:45 PM
Last time I checked, Hanson and the Kings of Leon did not star in a SyFy movie.
 
2011-08-13 09:33:07 PM
hopefully they take each other out
 
2011-08-13 09:58:03 PM
Marilyn Hanson

noisybox.net
 
2011-08-13 10:02:00 PM
t3.gstatic.com
 
2011-08-13 10:10:36 PM
idolator.com

Not quite as intense.
 
2011-08-13 10:11:23 PM

Soni: actually, the rest of the music business is feuding with the Queens of Leon- they're a bunch of miserable fraks who need to just go away.


Pretty much this. Kings of Leon pretty much suck. I would listen to anything Hanson recorded over anything those sorry ass bastards did.

/BU2B
 
2011-08-13 10:12:47 PM
They should fight to the death. The winning family will also be killed.
 
2011-08-13 10:14:32 PM

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Last time I checked, Hanson and the Kings of Leon did not star in a SyFy movie.


A shiatty movie where they couldn't even get their tits out, no less.
 
2011-08-13 10:16:22 PM

UNC_Samurai: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Last time I checked, Hanson and the Kings of Leon did not star in a SyFy movie.

A shiatty movie where they couldn't even get their tits out, no less.


Agreed. I would have gone to the theater to see Deborah Gibson and Tiffany fight topless in a pool filled with baby oil and vibrators....

... sorry about that. I got a bit carried away.
 
2011-08-13 10:16:26 PM

Scorpinock: [idolator.com image 450x319]

Not quite as intense.




t0.gstatic.com


And have. More than a few times.
 
2011-08-13 10:21:26 PM
i131.photobucket.com
 
2011-08-13 10:27:45 PM
Nothing to do with the article, but tangentally related to the headline....

Get on Netflix Instant Watch (if you have it) and check out "I Think We're Alone Now."

HO-LEE BALLS.
 
2011-08-13 10:50:42 PM
Hanson beats Kings of Leon
Debbie Gibson beats Tiffany

Which leads to the final, Hanson vs Debbie Gibson.

Hanson wins. Therefore, Hanson = best rock band of all time.
 
2011-08-13 10:51:01 PM
I find myself telling my friends less and less about Fark these days.
 
2011-08-13 11:14:53 PM

Knobbs: Nothing to do with the article, but tangentally related to the headline....

Get on Netflix Instant Watch (if you have it) and check out "I Think We're Alone Now."

HO-LEE BALLS.


My wife hates when I pick our movie because all my recommendations come from Fark.

/She won't like this one either.
 
2011-08-13 11:16:10 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

I'm listening to the farking song!
 
2011-08-13 11:23:22 PM
FTA:

He tells WENN, "I have a hard time with musicians who act like pricks because it just makes me mad. I just sit there and I go, 'You know what, dude, no matter whether you're in a band just surviving or you're in a bus playing stadiums, one way or another you're still among the rare breed of people that are actually getting paid to do it.'

And he urges the Followill brothers and cousin Matthew, who was born in Hanson's home state of Oklahoma, to sort out their problems or run the risk of becoming the next Oasis: "They got that too and it hurt them ultimately, because it made it hard for people to have a lot of fun at their shows - because they were worried that Noel (Gallagher) was gonna get pissed off (and walk off)... But I don't think that they (Oasis) necessarily didn't finish shows."


Good point.
 
2011-08-13 11:29:51 PM
In this case, it is perfectly acceptable to be on Hanson's side.
 
2011-08-13 11:36:47 PM

Scorpinock: [idolator.com image 450x319]

Not quite as intense.



Or as appealing.
 
2011-08-14 12:07:22 AM
Hmm, didn't sound like they "slammed" them that badly.
 
2011-08-14 12:21:13 AM
Better watch out or he'll get MMMbopped in the head with a beer bottle. He could be a mean drunk.
 
2011-08-14 12:30:29 AM
Except Tiffany and Debbie Gibson were both Relevant back in the day but Kings of Leon have had more that one "Hit."
 
2011-08-14 12:41:39 AM

Pinhead Patriot: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x174]

I'm listening to the farking song!



Thanks for reminding me about Slap Shot. What an awesome farking movie.
 
2011-08-14 12:42:45 AM
God I hate Hanson, but he makes some excellent point. I never thought I would actually have respect for anything Hanson did. It feels wrong :/
 
2011-08-14 12:46:53 AM
Wait, I thought Debbie Gibson was Tiffany!
 
2011-08-14 01:23:20 AM
Did Hanson ever get crapped in the mouth by a bird then walk off stage?

Well alright then.
 
2011-08-14 01:50:27 AM

Jay Dee: Wait, I thought Debbie Gibson was Tiffany!


No, no, no. Debbie Gibson was Taylor Dayne. Tiffany was Samantha Fox.
 
2011-08-14 01:50:36 AM
Out of nowhere came a very large man. "Reserved for the Kings of Leon" he said, "and so is this half of the artist toilets". It's hard to believe that someone actually phoned their agent and said "Listen I know that Paul Weller, Kasabian, Florence, Stereophonics, Groove Armada + co are all sharing the artist village and facilities, but we require that you put a fence down the middle of the toilets and showers and put a large man there to keep them just for us." But somebody did.

..

The conversation between tom and the big man got more heated. Then 4 blacked out range rovers came round the corner. One for each King of Leon. As it became clear what all this presidential fuss was about, tom gave the worldwide one fingered sign of dislike as the cars went past. The last one stopped. The drummer got out making "come on then" type gestures. "Come on then" tom gestured back. Instead, the drummer went back behind his bodyguards*, and, pointing towards Tom, Paul Weller, and the various other musicians who were pinned by the side of the road, said "I want them removed."


* Probably got scared of Vin Diesel (new window)
 
2011-08-14 01:57:35 AM
Who the fark are "Kings of Leon"?
 
2011-08-14 02:10:19 AM
Whoa whoa whoa whoa. You're telling me Hanson still exists? ... Seriously?
 
2011-08-14 02:52:47 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, but unlike Tiffany vs. Debbie Gibson, Hansen vs. Kings of Leon wouldn't be as fun if it were settled in a topless hot oil wrestling match.


True. Hansen & KoL should settle their differences like real men. Naked in a mud pit. (Clean mud, not that nasty stuff you find out in, you know, nature.)
 
2011-08-14 05:12:14 AM
I'm with Hansen on this.
 
2011-08-14 05:32:07 AM

NicoFinn: I'm with Hansen on this.


Yuck. Pretty nasty.
 
2011-08-14 05:40:43 AM
I like how everyone lines up to be internet cool and say they hate Kings of Leon, and tomorrow all the same people will be complaining about "hipsters."
 
2011-08-14 08:13:20 AM

Wombatzu: I like how everyone lines up to be internet cool and say they hate Kings of Leon, and tomorrow all the same people will be complaining about "hipsters."


Tomorrow? I'll probably do it within the next hour.
 
2011-08-14 08:25:23 AM

Wombatzu: I like how everyone lines up to be internet cool and say they hate Kings of Leon, and tomorrow all the same people will be complaining about "hipsters."


You bet I'll line up. I can't stand them. My local alternative station (WBRU Providence) plays the hell out of them. I can't figure out why they get so much airplay. Maybe one of the Followill brothers went to Brown. Anyway, when they come on, the radio goes off.
 
2011-08-14 11:22:02 AM

Wombatzu: I like how everyone lines up to be internet cool and say they hate Kings of Leon, and tomorrow all the same people will be complaining about "hipsters."


That's perfectly consistent for the average dipshiat Farker. Here, "hipsters" are people who do or say anything that the Fark hivemind does not like, so on Fark "hipsters" are people that listen to Kings of Leon.

/doesn't give two shiats about them one way or the other.
 
2011-08-14 11:29:21 AM

Generation_D: Did Hanson ever get crapped in the mouth by a bird then walk off stage?

Well alright then.


I suppose we could see what the surviving members of the Minutemen have to say about it. They were regularly spit on by their audience, and kept on playing. There was at least one instance of someone spitting in D. Boon's mouth, and the farker just kept right on going.

That's showmanship.
Or a sign that they needed to find a more friendly audience.
 
2011-08-14 11:38:23 AM

Wombatzu: I like how everyone lines up to be internet cool and say they hate Kings of Leon, and tomorrow all the same people will be complaining about "hipsters."


People aren't allowed to hate more than one thing?
 
Skr
2011-08-14 12:00:16 PM
I agree with most of what Isaac says, especially about feeling lucky to be paid doing something you love, namely, playing music.

His description of Leon reminds me of Johnny Depp in Tom Petty's music video for "Into the Great Wide Open".

Though I wouldn't really say this qualifies as a feud.- seems he is just calling a spade a spade.
 
2011-08-14 12:13:43 PM

Vodka Zombie: FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, but unlike Tiffany vs. Debbie Gibson, Hansen vs. Kings of Leon wouldn't be as fun if it were settled in a topless hot oil wrestling match.

What about if we set the oil on fire?


"OOOOOOOH-ohhhh! You set us on fiyerrrr!"
 
2011-08-14 01:25:51 PM
HE WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP, MEANIE HATERS!

Seriously: anybody got Caleb in their Death Pool yet?
 
2011-08-14 03:58:11 PM

Robert1966: Vodka Zombie: FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, but unlike Tiffany vs. Debbie Gibson, Hansen vs. Kings of Leon wouldn't be as fun if it were settled in a topless hot oil wrestling match.

What about if we set the oil on fire?

"OOOOOOOH-ohhhh! You set us on fiyerrrr!"


hahaha, awesome
 
2011-08-14 07:10:11 PM

Robert1966: Vodka Zombie: FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, but unlike Tiffany vs. Debbie Gibson, Hansen vs. Kings of Leon wouldn't be as fun if it were settled in a topless hot oil wrestling match.

What about if we set the oil on fire?

"OOOOOOOH-ohhhh! You set us on fiyerrrr!"


Victory.
 
2011-08-16 04:52:10 AM

SoothinglyDeranged: Whoa whoa whoa whoa. You're telling me Hanson still exists? ... Seriously?


Not only do they still exist... they got pretty farkin' good.
 
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