Good Repub family values there for ya.

Nice one subby!

me rikey.

It's gotten to the point now, where if I hear someone rail against gays, I automatically assume they are gay themselves. The louder they yell, the more cocks they like stuffed in their ass. If they throw Bible verses into it, there's a tape out there somewhere of them getting spit-roasted by two members of the Village People.

WTF mods? This gets a green but the no smoking story from the same freakin newspaper that I submitted twice gets redlit? I don't care if you change my headline and take the credit, just tired of the politics flamewars and wanted a good old fashioned smoker vs non-smoker hate-fest to entertain me today.

/a sad, I has one
//never get greenlights

Mr. Coffee Nerves: FTFA: When contacted by The Star about the emails, Hinkle, a Republican who represents portions of Pike and Wayne townships, did not contest the emails but said, "I am aware of a shakedown taking place."

So, I'm assuming "shakedown" involves a twink shoving an entire McDonald's Shamrock Shake into the Honorable Gentleman from Indiana's no-no hole?

How dare you bring up the Shamrock Shake when I can't get one nearby. Damn you to hell.

If you suppress them, they will come... in a rent boy.

All limericks express a liberal bias.

Coco LaFemme: It's gotten to the point now, where if I hear someone rail against gays, I automatically assume they are gay themselves. The louder they yell, the more cocks they like stuffed in their ass.

It is either guilt or camouflage or both. I have been on to them for more than 40 years now -- what amazes me is how many people they continue to fool.

Have you seen the kind of clothes an evangelical preacher likes to wear?

All they dream about is the back door to Jesus.

Great headline.

Hinkle? Hinkle, ist das du?

/Obscure?

"I was like, 'Your husband is gay,' " Megan said. "And then she was like, 'You have the wrong person.' "

Megan read her the email address: phinkle46 @comcast.net.

The line went silent.

"Just for a couple seconds," Megan Gibson said, "and the first thing she said was, 'Please don't call the police.' "

This guy is toast. I'm guessing he resigns by then end of next week.

JAYoung: All limericks express a liberal bias.

The second line needs work, though. "Hates gays, though it seems he craves Dinkle" would scan better.

Forty-seven minutes later, he received a response from phinkle46 @comcast.net, with the email signature "Sent from Phil's iPad."

Bwahahahaha, poor old man. He dunno how that magic word box does things.

Every single part of that story was farking hilarious.

Megan Gibson said that on the drive back, she began receiving a series of calls on the BlackBerry, including one from a woman who said she was Hinkle's wife.

"I was like, 'Your husband is gay,' " Megan said. "And then she was like, 'You have the wrong person.' "

Megan read her the email address: phinkle46 @comcast.net.

The line went silent.

"Just for a couple seconds," Megan Gibson said, "and the first thing she said was, 'Please don't call the police.' "

OH LAWD LOLOLOL

Why in hell would the wife call?

Patiently waiting for "I was hacked! Lots of people get hacked!" routine.

She soon got another call -- from the Marriott hotel. It was Hinkle. Megan Gibson told Hinkle that she had informed his wife and family that he was gay.

Megan Gibson said Hinkle's response was: "You just ruined me."

Typical politician, unable to accept responsibility for his own actions.

Kyro: So did she know he was out trolling for some boy ass, or is she just the most pragmatic wife ever?

She's not getting invited to anymore cocktail parties if her husband is a jobless homosexual. This was self preservation.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: She may have notices something was amiss when her husband could only achieve an erection if she was dressed as Ricky Schroeder circa-"Silver Spoons."

"Here we are, face to face, a couple of silver spoons!" Singing that at the top of his lungs while sodomizing his wife, probably gave away his homosexual tendencies.

If that is his real email address, WTF was he thinking? Oh, no one will know it was me, I used M­yR­ea­lNam­e­ts­acm­ocn­et! Ah har har har buttsecks!

Speaking of gay, when I went into my Friday 11am meeting today wearing my Redskins shirt (casual Friday) the male CFO looks at me in suprise and says, "it's football season already??"

WTF do you mean, is it football season? He's gay.


/end threadjack

seems pretty fundy to me
pro life, pro church, pro gun, anti gay.

http://www.votesmart.org/npat.php?can_id=34097

I love it.
"Ma'am, your husband is gay"
Response: "I'll pay you $10,000 to keep quiet"

Does the wife not care? Or is the fear of falling off the gravy train worse than the fact you married a closeted gay man? Or has she been in the political progress so long, the knee-jerk response is a bribe? The behavior of some of these people is astounding.

Soup4Bonnie: "I was like, 'Your husband is gay,' " Megan said. "And then she was like, 'You have the wrong person.' "

Megan read her the email address: phinkle46 @comcast.net.

The line went silent.

"Just for a couple seconds," Megan Gibson said, "and the first thing she said was, 'Please don't call the police.' "

This guy is toast. I'm guessing he resigns by then end of next week.

No chance. He is already claiming to be the victim.

I believe subby deserves the slow clap. The good type, not the STD.

FloydA: 2 cups vanilla ice cream
1 1/4 cups 2% low-fat milk
1/4 teaspoon mint extract
8 drops green food coloring

Combine all ingredients in a blender and blend on high speed until smooth.
Pour it in a paper cup, add straw, enjoy.

Pffft. THAT'S how you make a good vanilla mint milkshake.

He specifically said he wanted a Shamrock Shake^tm

2 scoops Vanilla Reduced Fat Ice Cream
1 cup Milk
1 cup cream
2 cups nonfat milk solid
1/2 cup guar gum
1/2 cup carageenen
2 cups monoglycerides
2 cups diglycerieds
2 cups high fructose corn syrup
2 cups corn syrup
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
2 tpsp natural plant flavoring
1 tbsp xanthan gum
2 tbsl citric acid
2 tsp sodium benzoate
yellow 5
blue 1
Vitamin A palmitate and Sodium Phosphate (to taste)

Combine all ingredients in an ice cream maker turned to its lowest setting and agitate constantly.

/a child has already solved the Jumble using crayon. The answer is "fries"

FloydA: GriffXX: Mr. Coffee Nerves: FTFA: When contacted by The Star about the emails, Hinkle, a Republican who represents portions of Pike and Wayne townships, did not contest the emails but said, "I am aware of a shakedown taking place."

So, I'm assuming "shakedown" involves a twink shoving an entire McDonald's Shamrock Shake into the Honorable Gentleman from Indiana's no-no hole?

How dare you bring up the Shamrock Shake when I can't get one nearby. Damn you to hell.

2 cups vanilla ice cream
1 1/4 cups 2% low-fat milk
1/4 teaspoon mint extract
8 drops green food coloring

Combine all ingredients in a blender and blend on high speed until smooth.
Pour it in a paper cup, add straw, enjoy.

To make the shake relevant to this thread, just add 1 cup of Rick Santorum.

T.M.S.: No chance. He is already claiming to be the victim.

They all do that to start. Eventually he'll say he's taking time off to spend with his family and to "get right with God".

Even if he doesn't resign (which he will), his career as a politician is over as soon as the next election rolls around. Liberals won't vote for this type of hypocrite, and he's too tainted by the ghey for conservatives now.

I don't know which is more surprising. That a family values conservative is caught trolling for gay sex, or that the sun came up this morning.

FloydA: GriffXX: Mr. Coffee Nerves: FTFA: When contacted by The Star about the emails, Hinkle, a Republican who represents portions of Pike and Wayne townships, did not contest the emails but said, "I am aware of a shakedown taking place."

So, I'm assuming "shakedown" involves a twink shoving an entire McDonald's Shamrock Shake into the Honorable Gentleman from Indiana's no-no hole?

How dare you bring up the Shamrock Shake when I can't get one nearby. Damn you to hell.

2 cups vanilla ice cream
1 1/4 cups 2% low-fat milk
1/4 teaspoon mint extract
8 drops green food coloring

Combine all ingredients in a blender and blend on high speed until smooth.
Pour it in a paper cup, add straw, enjoy.

You forgot the whipped cream and cherry!

Bill_Wick's_Friend: FloydA: 2 cups vanilla ice cream
1 1/4 cups 2% low-fat milk
1/4 teaspoon mint extract
8 drops green food coloring

Combine all ingredients in a blender and blend on high speed until smooth.
Pour it in a paper cup, add straw, enjoy.

Pffft. THAT'S how you make a good vanilla mint milkshake.

He specifically said he wanted a Shamrock Shaketm

2 scoops Vanilla Reduced Fat Ice Cream
1 cup Milk
1 cup cream
2 cups nonfat milk solid
1/2 cup guar gum
1/2 cup carageenen
2 cups monoglycerides
2 cups diglycerieds
2 cups high fructose corn syrup
2 cups corn syrup
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
2 tpsp natural plant flavoring
1 tbsp xanthan gum
2 tbsl citric acid
2 tsp sodium benzoate
yellow 5
blue 1
Vitamin A palmitate and Sodium Phosphate (to taste)

Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, shaped like fish.

thismomentinblackhistory: None of this would have happened if he wouldn't have mentioned he was a state legislator. Did he expect special treatment from his boywhore? Is there a Republican state legislature special he expected the young man to be familiar with?

I'm sure the RNC has worked out some sort of frequent fister discount program.