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(Denver Channel)   How do you get kids to listen in class nowadays? How about wearing 10,000 bees?   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 34
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2011-08-12 01:48:05 PM
Oh, GREAT. Now what happens once they get bored with THAT, and go back to not gving a $#!+ again? What's the next guy gonna have to do to get their attention? Teach class with a live tiger shark gnawing on his genitals? See how much of the History lesson he can get through wile actively on fire?

F*ckin' kids.
 
2011-08-12 02:04:31 PM
How do you get kids to listen in class nowadays?

Ritalin gummies?

Nude models?

Slaps upside the head?

I dunno.
 
2011-08-12 02:38:22 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2011-08-12 02:50:51 PM
My god.
 
2011-08-12 02:53:35 PM
"Give me 10,000 bees for a hundred dollar bill. That's what we called nickels in those days..."
 
2011-08-12 02:53:52 PM
Could that BEE any dumber?
 
2011-08-12 02:53:54 PM
Just how I like my coffee.

/I want to keep bees
//don't want them to get away
 
2011-08-12 02:55:00 PM
eddie-izzard.jpg
 
2011-08-12 02:55:07 PM
They may be paying attention now, but they can't hear you over the buzzing (and screaming).
 
2011-08-12 02:56:36 PM
Cool. Always wanted to have a beehive so I could harvest their souls... their honey, definitely honey.
 
2011-08-12 02:56:40 PM
images3.makefive.com
 
2011-08-12 02:59:56 PM
What's Henry Winkler opinion on this?
 
2011-08-12 03:00:09 PM
cdn.wg.uproxx.com
 
2011-08-12 03:02:25 PM
Beads?
 
2011-08-12 03:05:13 PM
Dammit; beaten to the Eddie Izzard reference.
 
2011-08-12 03:05:42 PM
If by 'listen' you mean 'flee in terror', then yeah, that would make me listen. I deployed to Iraq twice, I've had a grenade thrown at me, a mortar round once landed ten feet away from me (a dud, fortunately), and I was shot in the leg, and I handled it all reasonably well, but bees will make me scream like a little girl. fark bees.
 
2011-08-12 03:07:58 PM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2011-08-12 03:13:58 PM
Came for the Eddie Izzard references...

/Leaving happy
//and not covered in bees
 
2011-08-12 03:16:29 PM
Ten thousand bees, when all you need is a knife?
 
2011-08-12 03:23:44 PM

Imperialism: Beads?


No. Beeeeeessss!
 
2011-08-12 03:38:33 PM
heellllllp...
 
2011-08-12 03:39:29 PM
Wonder if he trained the bees to attack certain students according his galvanic skin response.
 
2011-08-12 04:17:41 PM
10,000 bees? Honeybadger don't care. Honeybadger don't give a shiat!
 
2011-08-12 04:20:53 PM
If my friend Doug is to be believed, it's by telling kids how to make raisin jack rum in a prison toilet.
 
2011-08-12 04:22:49 PM

omgbears: Came for the Eddie Izzard references...

/Leaving happy
//and not covered in bees


Same as the above!

/Hot and in a plastic cup
 
2011-08-12 04:35:25 PM
t2.gstatic.com


pew, pew, pew...
 
2011-08-12 04:41:18 PM
Magic School Bus: The Lost Episode
 
2011-08-12 05:59:09 PM

Dog Welder: Imperialism: Beads?

No. Beeeeeessss!


Gob's not on board....
 
2011-08-12 07:07:00 PM
My brother never wanted to pay attention in school. College too--he dropped out. No more stupid classes. He went to work loading UPS trucks. Now he is an economist working in Boston. I've worked a lot of jobs, but man, loading trucks for UPS must be one tough gig. Scared him straight.
 
2011-08-12 07:13:38 PM

August11: My brother never wanted to pay attention in school. College too--he dropped out. No more stupid classes. He went to work loading UPS trucks. Now he is an economist working in Boston. I've worked a lot of jobs, but man, loading trucks for UPS must be one tough gig. Scared him straight.


If he really did have attention problems I'm not surprised. The amount of energy it takes people like that to stay on task doing that sort of mind-numbingly boring shiat for 8 hours is staggering. The rest of us fall prey to that whole 'mind-numbing' part, people like that just start screaming inside louder and louder.
 
2011-08-12 07:54:54 PM

Rapmaster2000: [t1.gstatic.com image 177x183]


This picture always brightens my day. It's got a strong Farnsworth Effect.
 
2011-08-13 12:37:10 AM
One of my favorite memories from the Dick Van Dyke Show was when Laura had insomnia. An early early morning commercial came on the TV (you couldn't see the picture but heard the voice-over).

Laura, looking at the TV asks Rob "who's that handsome man with the beard?" The announcer comes on and says something like "Doyou realize that this man has a thousand bees on his face?" and Mary Tyler Moore reacts with one of her classic pained expressions and the infamous "Oh Rob!"..

Anyway this story caused me to remember that. So thanks, Subby.

/Like this if you remember that episode
//No reason why every one of those students shouldn't have gotten a bee that day
///If that beard turns on him, he'll be one unhappy Camper
 
2011-08-13 01:17:44 AM
I read that as. 10,000 beers.


Yes, wants a beer.
 
2011-08-13 09:25:23 AM
Wear a bee bikini and I'll be impressed.
 
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