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(The Daily Caller)   Joe Scarborough thinks Rick Perry is a backwoods hillbilly who can't win votes outside the deep south, apparently has forgotten about Bill Clinton already   (dailycaller.com) divider line 162
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2011-08-11 08:42:14 PM  
Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar.

Rick Perry earned 20 B's, 27 C's, and 9 D's, with a few A's and F's at Texas A&M.
 
2011-08-11 08:51:52 PM  
Bill Clinton was also charismatic as hell.
Rick Pery has the approximate charisma of sawdust.
 
2011-08-11 09:13:10 PM  
Bill Clinton came from Arkansas, but had political beliefs that were inclusive of the nation as a whole.

Rick Perry's political ideology Is from and for a trailer park.
 
2011-08-11 09:24:17 PM  
Bill Clinton isn't gay.
 
2011-08-11 09:39:14 PM  
Yeah it's really similar there subby, 1 is a Rhodes Scholar who studied at Oxford and Yale, the other got a D in Animal Husbandry at A&M who couldn't even figure out how to get a pair of sheep knocked up
 
2011-08-11 09:43:42 PM  
Scarborough is an idiot...

Perry is Poor Cotton Trash.
 
2011-08-11 10:05:22 PM  
The nation simply isn't ready for another Texas governor in the White House.

LBJ did the most progressive things at home imaginable, while being utterly misguided when it came to Vietnam.

The man had really never travelled to Asia, you see.

George Bush did the most regressive things at home imaginable, while being utterly misguided when it came to 9/11.

The man had really never travelled to New York City, you see.
 
2011-08-11 10:53:03 PM  

SilentStrider: Bill Clinton was also charismatic as hell.
Rick Pery has the approximate charisma of sawdust.


Rick Perry is charismatic, but I can't vote for him because he is a dominonist shiatfark who proudly executed an innocent man.
 
2011-08-11 11:24:51 PM  
Bill Clinton feels your pain.
Rick Perry kneels for rain.
 
2011-08-11 11:25:29 PM  

bronyaur1: Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar.

Rick Perry earned 20 B's, 27 C's, and 9 D's, with a few A's and F's at Texas A&M.


THIS
 
2011-08-11 11:26:51 PM  
Yes but, what does he think of Rick Parry.

Vote Parry, Iowans.
 
2011-08-11 11:26:55 PM  
I am also quite sure Bill Clinton didn't promote secession from the Union.
 
2011-08-11 11:27:52 PM  

bronyaur1: Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar.

Rick Perry earned 20 B's, 27 C's, and 9 D's, with a few A's and F's at Texas A&M.


Beat me to it, done in 1.

if you want to see what sort of knowledge he values, look up news regarding curriculum in Texas the past year or so. It's a reeeeeal hoot. WOO!
 
2011-08-11 11:28:27 PM  
bill & hillary were neck deep in hinky shenanigans before they even thought of farting their way out of arkansas. natural born leaders.
 
2011-08-11 11:30:15 PM  

theorellior: Rick Perry kneels for rain.


And is about as good at it as he was at college.

Link (new window)
 
2011-08-11 11:31:07 PM  

bronyaur1: Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar.

Rick Perry earned 20 B's, 27 C's, and 9 D's, with a few A's and F's at Texas A&M.


And you've never met George W Bush, nor have several other submitters. Yeah keep telling yourself his report card matters.

/ not happy this turd might have a shot at winning, but quit sticking your heads in the sand
 
2011-08-11 11:32:39 PM  
Don't worry, any day now Rick Perry will be found in a hotel room with three naked boys and a bottle of canola oil.
 
2011-08-11 11:32:55 PM  

martissimo: Yeah it's really similar there subby, 1 is a Rhodes Scholar who studied at Oxford and Yale, the other got a D in Animal Husbandry at A&M who couldn't even figure out how to get a pair of sheep knocked up


And lemme tell you, an Aggie that doesn't even know where to put it to make a sheep pregnant is a special kind of stupid.
 
2011-08-11 11:33:31 PM  
Rick Perry = 2nd Obama term.

Seriously Republicans? This is the best you can come up with?
 
2011-08-11 11:34:30 PM  
I'll take this (new window)

over

that (new window)

or

those (new window)

any day.
 
2011-08-11 11:34:50 PM  
Josh Brolin imitating George W. Bush

Holy hell. He nailed it.
 
2011-08-11 11:35:05 PM  

austin_millbarge: This is the best you can come up with?


Did you watch the debate this evening?
 
2011-08-11 11:35:10 PM  

FishyFred: SilentStrider: Bill Clinton was also charismatic as hell.
Rick Pery has the approximate charisma of sawdust.

Rick Perry is charismatic, but I can't vote for him because he is a dominonist shiatfark who proudly executed an innocent man.


And then derailed the investigation into the matter.
 
2011-08-11 11:35:28 PM  
Bill Clinton:

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Rick Perry:

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2011-08-11 11:35:45 PM  

deeyablo: bronyaur1: Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar.

Rick Perry earned 20 B's, 27 C's, and 9 D's, with a few A's and F's at Texas A&M.

Beat me to it, done in 1.

if you want to see what sort of knowledge he values, look up news regarding curriculum in Texas the past year or so. It's a reeeeeal hoot. WOO!


And if your non-Texan kid is getting new textbooks anytime in the next five years, guess which state's curriculum they will be based on?

Be afraid
 
2011-08-11 11:35:59 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: And lemme tell you, an Aggie that doesn't even know where to put it to make a sheep pregnant is a special kind of stupid


Actually, he was probably smarter than the average Aggie because he didn't try to use his to stick it
 
2011-08-11 11:36:35 PM  
Hey I got more B's and C's in college than A's. That's a dishonest metric.

/Perry still sucks.
 
2011-08-11 11:36:42 PM  

martissimo: Yeah it's really similar there subby, 1 is a Rhodes Scholar who studied at Oxford and Yale, the other got a D in Animal Husbandry at A&M who couldn't even figure out how to get a pair of sheep knocked up


For some reason, this is the greatest goddamned thing I've ever read in my life right now...
 
2011-08-11 11:37:31 PM  

KrispyKritter: bill & hillary were neck deep in hinky shenanigans before they even thought of farting their way out of arkansas. natural born leaders.


oh, great, just a few posts in and we've already got a Vince Foster kook. how's the weather in Upyurassistan? look out your window, the black helicopters are coming fer ya!
 
2011-08-11 11:38:27 PM  
Joe Scarborough is from Florida. Joe Scarborough knows backwoods hillbillies, I'll take his word on this subject.
 
2011-08-11 11:40:08 PM  
You're comparing Bill Clinton, a Rhodes Scholar, who balanced our budget, gave us a surplus, to Rick Perry, who thinks the answer to our economic problems is a massive pray in?

Look, I'll admit, coming from New York I'm the first person to look down on people from the south, but the first person you should point to to prove me wrong would be Bill Clinton.


/met a couple from Little Rock in New York a few months ago. I said "Home of Bill Clinton!" and they got pissed. Kinda sad.
 
2011-08-11 11:41:08 PM  
Rick Perry is a bible thumping bigot who doesn't want to be seen as soft on the wrongly accused.

How about instead of treating the Presidential Election as a reality show lets treat it like the fate of our country depends on it.

I was not the smartest person back in school and I'm not the smartest person at work. I am smarter than any of the people who currently occupying or aspiring to occupy the White House. And that scares the hell out of me.
 
2011-08-11 11:42:46 PM  

Digitalstrange: bronyaur1: Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar.

Rick Perry earned 20 B's, 27 C's, and 9 D's, with a few A's and F's at Texas A&M.

And you've never met George W Bush, nor have several other submitters. Yeah keep telling yourself his report card matters.

/ not happy this turd might have a shot at winning, but quit sticking your heads in the sand


Yeah, but Bush's daddy was President and a career diplomat. Nepotism had at least as much to do with Dubya's success than his "aw shucks" bullshiat personality.

Perry has a tougher road ahead.

Although, I can see something like:

Perry/Palin 2012

*shudders*
 
2011-08-11 11:43:15 PM  
That's Rick Parry.
 
2011-08-11 11:43:43 PM  
While I will not dispute the comparison to Bill Clinton, I will have to say that Rick Perry is, in fact, a backwoods hillbilly.
The reason why Bill Clinton did so well was because he didn't run on a platform of "guns, religion, gold = good; Gubment = bad, even though I will be the head of government, therefore making me part of the problem".
 
2011-08-11 11:44:19 PM  

Degenerate Monkey: Hey I got more B's and C's in college than A's. That's a dishonest metric.

/Perry still sucks.


And you shouldn't be the leader of the most powerful country on Earth.
 
2011-08-11 11:45:23 PM  
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2011-08-11 11:45:59 PM  
FishyFred 2011-08-11 10:53:03 PM

Rick Perry is charismatic, but I can't vote for him because he is a dominonist shiatfark who proudly executed an innocent man.


Between that execution and his over all churchiness, he sure as shiat wouldnt get my vote.
 
2011-08-11 11:48:52 PM  

skyrous: Rick Perry is a bible thumping bigot who doesn't want to be seen as soft on the wrongly accused.

How about instead of treating the Presidential Election as a reality show lets treat it like the fate of our country depends on it.

I was not the smartest person back in school and I'm not the smartest person at work. I am smarter than any of the people who currently occupying or aspiring to occupy the White House. And that scares the hell out of me.


You're smarter than a professor at the University of Chicago Law School? Look, you may not agree with Obama's politics, or you may not think he's a strong leader, but you don't really think the man isn't intelligent, do you?
 
2011-08-11 11:49:02 PM  

VoodooTaco: Yes but, what does he think of Rick Parry.

Vote Parry, Iowans.


He is Parry for your lots.
 
2011-08-11 11:49:32 PM  

skyrous: Rick Perry is a bible thumping bigot who doesn't want to be seen as soft on the wrongly accused.

How about instead of treating the Presidential Election as a reality show lets treat it like the fate of our country depends on it.

I was not the smartest person back in school and I'm not the smartest person at work. I am smarter than any of the people who currently occupying or aspiring to occupy the White House. And that scares the hell out of me.


That's a disingenuous statement.
 
2011-08-11 11:50:25 PM  
I'd just like to point out Perry is a good Christian. He has his own Bible Fellowship and everything.
 
2011-08-11 11:50:31 PM  
Perry the yell leader. Another goddamn closet-case cheerleader. I dunno why my supposidly-cowboy state keeps electing these little limp-wristed wusses governor and then regurgitating them all over the rest of the country, but I'm sorry. I'm real sorry. We used to be a state of men. I guess that ain't the case no more.
 
2011-08-11 11:50:47 PM  

bronyaur1: Rick Perry earned 20 B's, 27 C's, and 9 D's, with a few A's and F's at Texas A&M.


What were Obama's grades?
 
2011-08-11 11:51:49 PM  

austin_millbarge: Rick Perry = 2nd Obama term.

Seriously Republicans? This is the best you can come up with?


I can only hope it means a second Obama term.

The prospect of an evangelical winning the White House brings some Robert Heinlein scenarios to mind (see "Revolt in 2100")
 
2011-08-11 11:53:39 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Perry the yell leader. Another goddamn closet-case cheerleader. I dunno why my supposidly-cowboy state keeps electing these little limp-wristed wusses governor and then regurgitating them all over the rest of the country, but I'm sorry. I'm real sorry. We used to be a state of men. I guess that ain't the case no more.


LBJ wouldn't let Rick Perry clean his spittoons.
 
2011-08-11 11:53:40 PM  

dosboot: bronyaur1: Rick Perry earned 20 B's, 27 C's, and 9 D's, with a few A's and F's at Texas A&M.

What were Obama's grades?


Does it matter? It's farking aTm

I doubt Obama could have graduated Harvard with ONE D, let alone 9
 
2011-08-11 11:54:34 PM  

dosboot: bronyaur1: Rick Perry earned 20 B's, 27 C's, and 9 D's, with a few A's and F's at Texas A&M.

What were Obama's grades?


No no no no. You don't understand. At TEXAS A&M.
 
2011-08-11 11:55:55 PM  

dosboot: bronyaur1: Rick Perry earned 20 B's, 27 C's, and 9 D's, with a few A's and F's at Texas A&M.

What were Obama's grades?


Good enough to earn a professorship at one of the most prestigious universities in the country.
 
2011-08-11 11:55:59 PM  
If only there were some redneck republican president from Texas to compare him to. Hmmmm.... name escapes me. Must have just been a really bad dream.
 
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