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(Washington Post)   "Hope Solo, blah naked blah? Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah body blah blah ESPN blah blah, blah blah nude blah blah blah blah blah"   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 70
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2011-08-10 10:49:02 PM
What blah blah may look like:
www.hopesolo.org
 
2011-08-11 06:47:24 AM
Something something my Wookie
 
2011-08-11 06:53:52 AM
Body issue? Feh. Give me Solo and her nookie.
 
2011-08-11 06:55:04 AM
I wouldn't give up Hope
 
2011-08-11 07:03:35 AM
c181301.r1.cf0.rackcdn.com

Score!
 
2011-08-11 07:16:59 AM
The pictures they put inside the magazine are always disappointing. The photographer gets the real show, lucky bastard. And to think that you guys used to make fun of the geek with the camera in high school.
 
2011-08-11 07:25:19 AM
*YAWN*.... Let me know when Alex Morgan decides to show some skin.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-08-11 07:33:08 AM
Office hot, Chris.
 
2011-08-11 07:36:53 AM
I have tremendous respect for Solo, pretty much ever since the 2007 world cup when she called out the coach and Brianna Scurry. And I think she is pretty hot. But she is in major AW territory these days. And the ESPN Magazine stuff usually sucks.


That being said, I think a better idea would be for her to do some amateur porn at my house.
 
2011-08-11 07:38:41 AM
Let me know when this extends to pole vaulting.

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2011-08-11 07:40:33 AM

Tomcat1108: *YAWN*.... Let me know when Alex Morgan decides to show some skin.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 447x442]


i35.tinypic.com
 
2011-08-11 07:49:15 AM
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-08-11 07:52:45 AM
I guess she finally figured out the only good thing that can come out of her sport.
 
2011-08-11 08:18:53 AM
meh...

/but we'll all take a look
 
mjg
2011-08-11 08:27:32 AM
I thought she got naked on 'Dexter' already.

/what do I know...
 
2011-08-11 08:28:34 AM
Total butterface, IMHO
 
2011-08-11 08:45:10 AM
And according to that tweet she sounds really smart too! Too much sport and not enough reading = words like "atleast"
 
2011-08-11 09:09:02 AM

enik: Too much sport and not enough reading spacebar = words like "atleast"


It's a pretty commontypo.

Though I did hear a jock on a flight out of EWR the other day say to his traveling companion: "I tried reading that New York Times this morning...they're too smart for me over there". I thought he was joking but he never copped to it.
 
2011-08-11 09:17:57 AM
I've seen better...

Yeah yeah, sharp knees, studman69...

/Bite Me
//There's better options.
 
2011-08-11 09:21:47 AM
*ahem*

I shot first
 
2011-08-11 09:25:38 AM
And what better way than joining past nudists like Serena Williams

i29.photobucket.com
 
2011-08-11 09:34:11 AM
Celebation? What an unfortunate typo.
 
2011-08-11 09:38:36 AM
Is this another Seth Green-related sponsored link?
 
2011-08-11 09:58:34 AM
I would tend to agree with several posters above, decent, but nothing spectacular.

//Fantasy women should be over the top hot.
 
2011-08-11 10:08:25 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-08-11 10:11:47 AM

mjbok: I would tend to agree with several posters above, decent, but nothing spectacular.

//Fantasy women should be over the top hot.


There's something about a woman's attitude and athletic ability that can add to her allure.

Really, any talent. A 7 who can sing well is suddenly an 8 or 9.

And the story of her desire to start ahead of Scurry is quite interesting. Very confident, with the skills to back it up.
 
2011-08-11 10:12:11 AM

mjbok: I would tend to agree with several posters above, decent, but nothing spectacular.

//Fantasy women should be over the top hot.


Yeah but I like more of the amateur type nude woman over the fake boob just sex symbol woman sometimes.

/sometimes...
 
2011-08-11 10:22:12 AM

protectyourlimbs: Yeah but I like more of the amateur type nude woman over the fake boob just sex symbol woman sometimes.


DKinMN: There's something about a woman's attitude and athletic ability that can add to her allure.

Really, any talent. A 7 who can sing well is suddenly an 8 or 9.


I would agree with both of these, but you could go to the mall and easily find someone as good (or better) looking than her. Even more so with a certain model/race car driver. The pole vaulter that pops up on Fark often is just an amazing looking woman (or took a great picture). I remember an interview immediately after the US fumbled away the World Cup and I remember think "That's some impressive acne she's got going on". I realize it was right after a game, but as a goalie she's not running all over.
 
2011-08-11 10:34:13 AM
Out of all the women on that team, how in the world did she end up becoming the one that people think of as the most attractive?
 
2011-08-11 10:41:53 AM

Ed_Severson: Out of all the women on that team, how in the world did she end up becoming the one that people think of as the most attractive?


Because she's the most attention whorish. This is a common phenomenon, as seen on Fark threads. It was Brandy Chastain for a while, but a sportsbra only goes so far, plus she's old now.
 
2011-08-11 10:44:25 AM
I do not understand the obsession that some people have with seeing celebrities with little or no clothing. How does that fact that they're someone famous increase the appeal?
 
2011-08-11 10:56:01 AM
Meh.
 
2011-08-11 10:58:08 AM

Tomcat1108: *YAWN*.... Let me know when Alex Morgan decides to show some skin.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 447x442]


This
 
2011-08-11 11:01:05 AM

enik: And according to that tweet she sounds really smart too! Too much sport and not enough reading = words like "atleast"


whereas, instead you wood like, irregardless of the and one in a half spacebar button pressure, albeit for me to say, its ass in nine to expect such as.
 
2011-08-11 11:12:37 AM
What a reaction to Hope Solo naked might look like...

Link (new window) Too big to hotlink.
 
2011-08-11 11:27:21 AM
ahh Twitter, doing other reporters' jobs for them since 2010.

Lazier and lazier.. just "follow" everyone and everything and wait for the "news" to roll in.

DON'T VET IT, POST IT! NO ONE LIES ON THE INTERNET!
 
2011-08-11 11:32:03 AM
collegecandy.files.wordpress.com

Naked pictures? Daughter, I am disappoint.
 
2011-08-11 11:33:27 AM
I'd hit it, but I wouldn't have her suck it.

Prevents the possibility of choking at the end.
 
2011-08-11 11:42:55 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I do not understand the obsession that some people have with seeing celebrities with little or no clothing. How does that fact that they're someone famous increase the appeal?


Remember in high school when you wanted to see what the popular cheerleader looked like under her uniform? This is pretty much the same thing, but on a much broader scale.
 
2011-08-11 11:44:35 AM

DKinMN: There's something about a woman's attitude and athletic ability that can add to her allure.

Really, any talent. A 7 who can sing well is suddenly an 8 or 9.

And the story of her desire to start ahead of Scurry is quite interesting. Very confident, with the skills to back it up.


Agreed, I find it incredibly attractive when a woman is very good at something. The rest of the Farkers can go for the Kardashians and Paris Hiltons and the rest of the famewhores who are famous for not doing anything.
 
2011-08-11 11:55:40 AM
Mine
 
2011-08-11 12:00:57 PM

Tomcat1108: *YAWN*.... Let me know when Alex Morgan decides to show some skin.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 447x442]


Duck face? Why, Alex, WHY???
 
2011-08-11 12:22:13 PM

Ed_Severson: Out of all the women on that team, how in the world did she end up becoming the one that people think of as the most attractive?


Because until Morgan got on the team, she was the most attractive. Now she's 2nd hottest...and still pretty farking hot.
 
2011-08-11 12:28:40 PM

InmanRoshi: DKinMN: There's something about a woman's attitude and athletic ability that can add to her allure.

Really, any talent. A 7 who can sing well is suddenly an 8 or 9.

And the story of her desire to start ahead of Scurry is quite interesting. Very confident, with the skills to back it up.

Agreed, I find it incredibly attractive when a woman is very good at something. The rest of the Farkers can go for the Kardashians and Paris Hiltons and the rest of the famewhores who are famous for not doing anything.


I think it shows the multifaceted nature of sexual attraction. Although men are highly visual and depend greatly on physical attractiveness (in general), physical beauty is only one of the factors that triggers attraction. Competence, power, wealth, talents in an area of interest, mutual interests, etc., all play in. It's why a girl who might be a 6 or 7 on the street is suddenly a 9 for geeks when she's dressed up at a Comic Con or just playing video games. The mutual interests fill in what the woman would otherwise lack if going solely on physical beauty standards. Likewise, a woman who has a great sense of humor can greatly add to her desirability because she is perceived as fun to be with. I was on a Southwest flight where the lead flight attendance was a bit overweight although still quite cute but with a fantastic sense of humor. In my single days I'd have walked right past more attractive women to hit on her... the humor made up the difference.

You don't have to be the hottest one in the room to attract the opposite sex, but you do need something going for you. Ugly AND unpleasant is no way to go through life, son.
 
2011-08-11 12:51:03 PM

OtherLittleGuy: I'd hit it, but I wouldn't have her suck it.

Prevents the possibility of choking at the end.


www.tomatocasual.com
 
2011-08-11 12:58:19 PM
Oh, this is going to be good.
 
2011-08-11 01:13:14 PM

clintster: [icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com image 500x348]


keyboard, monitor, etc., you magnificent bastard!
 
2011-08-11 01:27:18 PM
I seem to be using this a lot today.
i306.photobucket.com
 
2011-08-11 01:59:18 PM
It's only for ESPN the Magazine? Weak.

Hef, stop throwing money away on AWs and cookie-cutter plastic blondes and do the world some good.
 
2011-08-11 02:09:33 PM

Truman Burbank: It's only for ESPN the Magazine? Weak.

Hef, stop throwing money away on AWs and cookie-cutter plastic blondes and do the world some good.


I have to say, ESPN the Magazine must be the most useless magazine on the planet. I signed up for ESPN Insider a while back and they've been sending me the magazine ever since. It is completely, consistently devoid of any content that I can conceive of anyone finding interesting or useful. Just pages and pages of worthless junk, stupid graphics, bad interviews and pointless lists. Nowadays, I usually don't bother with the magazine and send it straight to the recycle bin; every so often I leaf through it just to see if it's changed at all over the years. It hasn't. I fully expect to see a remarkably unsexy two-page photo of Hope Solo's back, shrug at it and toss this colossal waste of glossy paper yet again.
 
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