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(I Heart Chaos)   25 celebrities worth going gay (or straight) for. Just as long as no one has to know about it, right? Right?   (iheartchaos.com) divider line 113
    More: Amusing, Antonio Banderas, Nathan Fillion, Jake Gyllenhaal, David Bowie, Vin Diesel, IHC  
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2011-08-10 03:21:24 PM  
Paul Ruebens? WTF?

Ryan Reynolds though . . . yeah I already went gay for him a long time ago.
 
2011-08-10 03:25:28 PM  
Before I looked at the list, I was guessing this post would say "list fails without John Barrowman and Sir Ian MccKellen".

After looking at the list... it still needs McKellen.
 
2011-08-10 03:58:47 PM  
Something tells me the author doesn't know much about David Bowie.
 
2011-08-10 04:05:20 PM  
I will admit a man-crush on Nathan Fillion. Dude is just cool.
 
2011-08-10 04:47:05 PM  
I like Brandon S's comment: "So, what I gathered from this list is that people would rather fark a cartoon than a black person."
 
2011-08-10 05:00:48 PM  
Yeah, Brock Samson. Although I always pictured myself as more of a top
 
2011-08-10 05:01:51 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Something tells me the author doesn't know much about David Bowie.


This. Can't get to the article, but as soon as I saw the headline, I thought, without pause, "DAVID BOWIE".
 
2011-08-10 05:02:35 PM  
Ryan Reynolds
Justin Timberlake

There I said it and I'm not ashamed
 
2011-08-10 05:05:55 PM  
Alexander Skarsgard and Christina Hendricks better be on that list.
 
2011-08-10 05:08:52 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: I like Brandon S's comment: "So, what I gathered from this list is that people would rather fark a cartoon than a black person."


His comment was deleted, or it's on another page?

/Vin Diesel is hot
//but he shouldn't be the only person of color (any color) on that list
///What does Antonio Banderas count as?
 
2011-08-10 05:08:53 PM  
List is missing some Viggo lovin'.
 
2011-08-10 05:09:33 PM  
I'm not a Patriots fan at all, but list is fail without Tom Brady.

/just saying
//+1 ryan reynolds
///nttawwt
 
2011-08-10 05:10:19 PM  
I hate to be that guy. . .

but seriously, 24 white guys/girls and one part black guy at the very end?

No Zoe Saldana? or Maggie Q? or Lucy Liu? or Halle freakin' Berry?

/gay
//my list includes a not dead Audrey Hepburn and Angelina Jolie
 
2011-08-10 05:12:59 PM  

turbidum: I hate to be that guy. . .

but seriously, 24 white guys/girls and one part black guy at the very end?

No Zoe Saldana? or Maggie Q? or Lucy Liu? or Halle freakin' Berry?



Zang Ziyi anyone?
 
2011-08-10 05:13:21 PM  

turbidum: I hate to be that guy. . .

but seriously, 24 white guys/girls and one part black guy at the very end?

No Zoe Saldana? or Maggie Q? or Lucy Liu? or Halle freakin' Berry?

/gay
//my list includes a not dead Audrey Hepburn and Angelina Jolie


I'd even be willing to negotiate on that part.
 
2011-08-10 05:13:26 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: ///What does Antonio Banderas count as?


Hispanic, but white.
 
2011-08-10 05:15:54 PM  
Would Sam Jackson be gentle?
 
2011-08-10 05:19:59 PM  
I would go gay for Bjork. That's it. I have had this discussion many times, but for some reason, the only person I would go gay for is Bjork. I think it's the coolness factor.

I can't believe that list of guys. Only a couple of good ones on there.
 
2011-08-10 05:20:23 PM  
I would have gone gay for Jeff Buckley
 
2011-08-10 05:21:59 PM  
ITS NOT GAY OF YOU DONT MAKE EYE CONTACT !


/a gay guy swore to me
 
2011-08-10 05:22:03 PM  
Those two female choices sucked.

Ryan Reynolds and Nathan Fillion... that sounds about right.
 
2011-08-10 05:24:45 PM  

felixecho: I would go gay for Bjork. That's it. I have had this discussion many times, but for some reason, the only person I would go gay for is Bjork. I think it's the coolness factor.

I can't believe that list of guys. Only a couple of good ones on there.


Yeah, those guys' knees are way too sharp.
 
2011-08-10 05:26:06 PM  
David Tennant? Paul Reubens? Stephen Fry?!? A big WTF to all of these.

Now Ryan Reynolds, Robert Downey Jr., Nathan Fillion and Daniel Craig... yeah, I can get behind those choices.
 
2011-08-10 05:26:22 PM  
Way too many dudes in that list.

/wait, was that the point?
 
2011-08-10 05:28:51 PM  
No to:

Brittney Spears
Burt Reynolds (never understood what was so attractive about him)
The cartoon character guy
Pee Wee Herman (that's just creepy)

Just not my type:

David Bowie
Stephen Fry
M. Milkensen
David Tennant

Everypone else, yes.

Car_Ramrod: Those two female choices sucked.

Ryan Reynolds and Nathan Fillion... that sounds about right.


Dita Von Teese is DIVINE.
 
2011-08-10 05:29:12 PM  

Fish in a Barrel: David Tennant? Paul Reubens? Stephen Fry?!? A big WTF to all of these.

Now Ryan Reynolds, Robert Downey Jr., Nathan Fillion and Daniel Craig... yeah, I can get behind those choices.


Stephen fry would do absurdist comedy with you at least.
 
2011-08-10 05:30:47 PM  

Fish in a Barrel: David Tennant? Paul Reubens? Stephen Fry?!? A big WTF to all of these.


Consider it being a mental thing. Fry is the kind of man you drink good wine with on a balcony and converse with for hours having some of the most stimulating conversations until he kinda gets under your skin and you have to f*ck right there.

And I say this a a straight chick who knows he's gayer than a clown on prozac.

Tennant is cool and Reubens is funny and stimulating at the same time. I get how people could go gay for that.
 
2011-08-10 05:32:55 PM  
Nope, still pretty sure I wouldn't f**k a man, nor choose to be f**ked by one.

There may some on that list I'd hang out with, but that's a far cry from engaging in teh buttsechs.
 
2011-08-10 05:37:22 PM  
There was a disturbing lack of ladies to go gay for on that page.

At least I've already made my "gay-for" list anyway:

1) Kate Winslet
2) Salma Hayek
3) Christina Hendrecks (srsly)
4) Rosario Dawson
5) Rachel Weisz
 
2011-08-10 05:38:33 PM  

Lollipop165: Car_Ramrod: Those two female choices sucked.

Ryan Reynolds and Nathan Fillion... that sounds about right.

Dita Von Teese is DIVINE.


I don't see it. Good body, meh face. Nothing special, imho.
 
2011-08-10 05:46:21 PM  

turbidum: ExperianScaresCthulhu: ///What does Antonio Banderas count as?

Hispanic, but white.


Since he is Spanish (as in from Spain) he is white. Just good old fashioned white.
 
2011-08-10 05:49:07 PM  

Teiritzamna: turbidum: ExperianScaresCthulhu: ///What does Antonio Banderas count as?

Hispanic, but white.

Since he is Spanish (as in from Spain) he is white. Just good old fashioned white.


from wiktionary:

Adjective
Hispanic (comparative more Hispanic, superlative most Hispanic)
1. Of or relating to Spain
2. Of or relating to a Spanish-speaking people or culture, as in Latin America.
Houses in New Mexico, California and Florida exhibit a strong Hispanic architectural influence.
3. (historical) Of or pertaining to the Iberian peninsula, its people, its culture or its languages
 
2011-08-10 05:50:19 PM  

HappyHarryHardOn: ITS NOT GAY OF YOU DONT MAKE EYE CONTACT

when it's in a three-way.


KatjaMouse: There was a disturbing lack of ladies to go gay for on that page.

At least I've already made my "gay-for" list anyway:

1) Kate Winslet
2) Salma Hayek
3) Christina Hendrecks (srsly)
4) Rosario Dawson
5) Rachel Weisz


I like the way you think. That's pretty much identical to my current celeb top 5 list.

And the TFA list isnt' bad. Kinda random, but not bad. Nice to see Patrick Stewart. He's always been on my gay to-do-list. "Make it so", heh.
 
2011-08-10 05:51:26 PM  

turbidum: Teiritzamna: turbidum: ExperianScaresCthulhu: ///What does Antonio Banderas count as?

Hispanic, but white.

Since he is Spanish (as in from Spain) he is white. Just good old fashioned white.

from wiktionary:

Adjective
Hispanic (comparative more Hispanic, superlative most Hispanic)
1. Of or relating to Spain
2. Of or relating to a Spanish-speaking people or culture, as in Latin America.
Houses in New Mexico, California and Florida exhibit a strong Hispanic architectural influence.
3. (historical) Of or pertaining to the Iberian peninsula, its people, its culture or its languages


i shall not fight wiktionary, but in the USA hispanic as a "race" usually means from former spanish colonies, not spain itself.

/Known blue eyes spaniards who tried top check hispanic for financial aid mind you . . .
 
2011-08-10 05:53:44 PM  

Fish in a Barrel: Now Ryan Reynolds, Robert Downey Jr., Nathan Fillion and Daniel Craig... yeah, I can get behind those choices.


I think going gay for them implies they would get behind you.
 
2011-08-10 05:55:11 PM  
meh, after thinking about it in those terms, I'd probably agree with you.

/but I'm still technically correct.
//the best kind of correct.
 
2011-08-10 05:55:24 PM  
BARROWMAN!! *shakes fist*
 
2011-08-10 05:55:37 PM  

KatjaMouse: There was a disturbing lack of ladies to go gay for on that page.

At least I've already made my "gay-for" list anyway:

1) Kate Winslet
2) Salma Hayek
3) Christina Hendrecks (srsly)
4) Rosario Dawson
5) Rachel Weisz


mmmm go on....


/nevermind, already finished
//substituted Bellucci for Dawson
 
2011-08-10 05:55:51 PM  
I can't see the list here at work. Can some kind Farker post it in this thread please?

/Is 'The Rock' on the list?
 
2011-08-10 05:56:36 PM  

KatjaMouse: There was a disturbing lack of ladies to go gay for on that page.

At least I've already made my "gay-for" list anyway:

1) Kate Winslet
2) Salma Hayek
3) Christina Hendrecks (srsly)
4) Rosario Dawson
5) Rachel Weisz


You win 1 internetz!!! Although I'd push Salma to the top and add Dita.
 
2011-08-10 05:57:08 PM  

Teiritzamna: turbidum: Teiritzamna: turbidum: ExperianScaresCthulhu: ///What does Antonio Banderas count as?

Hispanic, but white.

Since he is Spanish (as in from Spain) he is white. Just good old fashioned white.

from wiktionary:

Adjective
Hispanic (comparative more Hispanic, superlative most Hispanic)
1. Of or relating to Spain
2. Of or relating to a Spanish-speaking people or culture, as in Latin America.
Houses in New Mexico, California and Florida exhibit a strong Hispanic architectural influence.
3. (historical) Of or pertaining to the Iberian peninsula, its people, its culture or its languages

i shall not fight wiktionary, but in the USA hispanic as a "race" usually means from former spanish colonies, not spain itself.

/Known blue eyes spaniards who tried top check hispanic for financial aid mind you . . .


Quote button fail.

(see above post)
 
2011-08-10 06:00:07 PM  

Whatthefark: I can't see the list here at work. Can some kind Farker post it in this thread please?

/Is 'The Rock' on the list?


Antonio Banderas
Bradley Cooper
Brad Pitt
Britney Spears
Brock Samson
Burt Reynolds
Daniel Craig
David Bowie
David Tennant
Dita Von Teese
Edward Norton
Gerard Butler
Jake Gyllenhaal
John Barrowman
Johnny Depp
Kate Walsh
Mads Mikkelsen
Nathan Fillion
Patrick Stewart
Paul Reubens
Robert Downey, Jr.
Ryan Reynolds
Sean Connery
Stephen Fry
Vin Diesel
 
2011-08-10 06:00:38 PM  

turbidum: meh, after thinking about it in those terms, I'd probably agree with you.

/but I'm still technically correct.
//the best kind of correct.


www.concentratedawesome.net

Great gorilla of Manilla, you win!
 
2011-08-10 06:02:05 PM  
List is pointless without

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-08-10 06:02:38 PM  

KatjaMouse: Fish in a Barrel: David Tennant? Paul Reubens? Stephen Fry?!? A big WTF to all of these.

Consider it being a mental thing. Fry is the kind of man you drink good wine with on a balcony and converse with for hours having some of the most stimulating conversations until he kinda gets under your skin and you have to f*ck right there.

And I say this a a straight chick who knows he's gayer than a clown on prozac.

Tennant is cool and Reubens is funny and stimulating at the same time. I get how people could go gay for that.


I was in a sexual something or other with the spitting image of Pee-Wee Herman. He turned out to be not that funny and a total scumbag so that was unfortunate and a waste of time and vaginal intercourse; I hear he now thinks he looks like Adrian Brody. LOLno. Let's not get delusional.

Also, Katja my list of ladies is pretty much yours, except Rosario is my wife so she gets the number-one spot.
 
2011-08-10 06:04:55 PM  
Adrien even.
 
2011-08-10 06:08:18 PM  

Teiritzamna: turbidum: meh, after thinking about it in those terms, I'd probably agree with you.

/but I'm still technically correct.
//the best kind of correct.

[www.concentratedawesome.net image 300x226]

Great gorilla of Manilla, you win!


Great guinea pig of Winnipeg!

Goddamnit. You've made me break down and finally favorite someone.

/my dad's from Honolulu.
//I'm currently rewatching season 3 on Hulu for the umpteenth time.
 
2011-08-10 06:09:33 PM  
I'd make sweet love to Bowie's anus, I'll tell you what.
 
2011-08-10 06:09:51 PM  
Daniel Craig or Ryan Reynolds. I'm not ashamed.
 
2011-08-10 06:11:03 PM  
Jesus. Patrick Stewart, Pee-Wee, Stephen Fry?!

Wanna know how I know the author is straight?
 
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