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(Ksat)		Man falls 5 stories from his window, gets impaled by an iron fence and survives. Residents said to be confused by loud obscenities rumbling from the clouds minutes later (ksat.com)		39
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Forty-Two		2011-08-09 02:52:53 PM

The man in question?

/Sorry for the hotlink, Photobucket uncooperative

Dr.Knockboots		2011-08-09 03:00:03 PM

I guess you could say....*puts glasses on*.... he stuck the landing.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

slayer199		2011-08-09 03:02:47 PM

Nick Styles must be on top of the world.

/too obscure?

mitchcumstein1		2011-08-09 03:35:42 PM

slayer199: Nick Styles must be on top of the world.

/too obscure?

Only with help from Odessa.

cgraves67		2011-08-09 03:47:57 PM

Well, you can't say Darwin doesn't swing for the fences.

ertai_lapis		2011-08-09 03:51:44 PM

cgraves67: Well, you can't say Darwin doesn't swing for the fences.

*golf clap*

marsgwar		2011-08-09 03:51:50 PM

Well that was a freebie.

Loaf's Tray		2011-08-09 03:52:32 PM

Got him in the neck, he's lucky the sheer velocity didn't pop his head clean off.

//Also lucky he didn't land taint-first...

scottydoesntknow		2011-08-09 03:56:04 PM

Loaf's Tray: Got him in the neck, he's lucky the sheer velocity didn't pop his head clean off.

//Also lucky he didn't land taint-first...

Didn't that actually happen to a guy when he jumped off an overpass to escape the cops? I remember the picture and his head is just sitting on top of an iron post while his body is on the ground. Wasn't bloody, just really weird looking.

VYV		2011-08-09 03:56:44 PM

cgraves67: Well, you can't say Darwin doesn't swing for the fences.

i.imgur.com

/stolen from an archived thread...

Kurmudgeon		2011-08-09 03:57:44 PM

scottydoesntknow: Didn't that actually happen to a guy when he jumped off an overpass to escape the cops?

It happened, I remember the pics. Definite Darwin in action.

MBooda		2011-08-09 03:57:48 PM

approves

Loaf's Tray		2011-08-09 04:04:26 PM

scottydoesntknow: Loaf's Tray: Got him in the neck, he's lucky the sheer velocity didn't pop his head clean off.

//Also lucky he didn't land taint-first...

Didn't that actually happen to a guy when he jumped off an overpass to escape the cops? I remember the picture and his head is just sitting on top of an iron post while his body is on the ground. Wasn't bloody, just really weird looking.

Precisely. (possibly NSFW).

Loreweaver		2011-08-09 04:22:20 PM

MBooda: approves
[www.donlinke.com image 525x557]

Methinks you were looking for this guy?
www.grayclouds.net

/He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

bhcompy		2011-08-09 04:27:24 PM

Had a friend that was walking by when someone did this at USC and he helped provide first aid. The person lived, I believe.

The Flexecutioner		2011-08-09 04:33:08 PM

the Saruman trolololo video instantly popped into my head.

Mawson of the Antarctic		2011-08-09 04:45:12 PM

Isn't this what happened to the Brow?

Dick Tracy FTW

arsonik		2011-08-09 04:53:31 PM

Forty-Two: [images.wikia.com image 510x383]

The man in question?

/Sorry for the hotlink, Photobucket uncooperative

Wow I was hoping to see him in the thread, but didn't think it'd be the first one.
+1

ericb45696		2011-08-09 04:53:59 PM

did anyone watch the video? someone at channel 12 needs to hire a new graphics person.

thunderdonkey		2011-08-09 04:57:53 PM

arsonik: Forty-Two: [images.wikia.com image 510x383]

The man in question?

/Sorry for the hotlink, Photobucket uncooperative

Wow I was hoping to see him in the thread, but didn't think it'd be the first one.
+1

Yeah, I personally wasn't quite expecting to see a Misfits reference. Haven't seen anything past the first season, but definitely enjoyed it (as ridiculous as it was).

The angry fist of God		2011-08-09 05:17:29 PM

Are you sure he wasn't trying to jump a jet-ski from a lake into a pool?

tepafray.insanityassured.com

arsonik		2011-08-09 05:34:08 PM

thunderdonkey: arsonik: Forty-Two: [images.wikia.com image 510x383]

The man in question?

/Sorry for the hotlink, Photobucket uncooperative

Wow I was hoping to see him in the thread, but didn't think it'd be the first one.
+1

Yeah, I personally wasn't quite expecting to see a Misfits reference. Haven't seen anything past the first season, but definitely enjoyed it (as ridiculous as it was).

I look at it like Heroes without all the crappy writing and plot holes. And the occasional boobage.
Second series was really good. The story angle about the guy in all black on the bike in the last episode of series 1 was pretty cool. And Soap from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels makes an appearance.

jojostan		2011-08-09 05:42:02 PM

/obscure Mr. tawwwrn?

Darkrover2		2011-08-09 05:51:20 PM

//unimpressed, would have gone home before the ambulance got there

weasil		2011-08-09 06:01:22 PM

Well, I was expecting a Death Wish reference (that's the first time I saw someone impaled on an iron fence).

arsonik: And Soap from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels makes an appearance.

Soap? Sigh. Babyface. That's what I will always see.
Misfits is totally awesome, though.

/Does that make me old yet? That Death Wish and Bugsy Malone are my early memories?

LavenderWolf		2011-08-09 07:02:33 PM

Forty-Two: [images.wikia.com image 510x383]

The man in question?

/Sorry for the hotlink, Photobucket uncooperative

Came for this, leaving satisfied.

BenJammin		2011-08-09 07:31:02 PM

TaDa!!!!!

OnlyM3		2011-08-09 07:31:29 PM

What you do NOT want to do is search snopes.com for the guy that did something similar in atlanta back in 2003.

it will give some of you nightmares

Station		2011-08-09 07:38:18 PM

Did he scream "This building will be closed until the Master of Past and Present returns!"

ugarte		2011-08-09 07:39:01 PM

What a piercing bore.

/obscure?

Forty-Two		2011-08-09 07:50:22 PM

arsonik, thunderdonkey, LavenderWolf--
I'm glad to see so many Misfits fans on Fark! It's a great show (I'm watching episodes as they come out on Hulu), and it doesn't get the attention in the US that it deserves.

/Besides, you'd think Nathan would be a Fark hero.

raidersofthelostfark		2011-08-09 07:53:22 PM

Andras Rannoch cries out: "You're doing it wrong!"

talldarknstinky		2011-08-09 08:39:50 PM

Do you actually want to survive after being impaled like that? I imagine a lot of bodily functions don't really work so well after being poked.

Your Average Witty Fark User		2011-08-09 09:56:29 PM

Loaf's Tray: scottydoesntknow: Loaf's Tray: Got him in the neck, he's lucky the sheer velocity didn't pop his head clean off.

//Also lucky he didn't land taint-first...

Didn't that actually happen to a guy when he jumped off an overpass to escape the cops? I remember the picture and his head is just sitting on top of an iron post while his body is on the ground. Wasn't bloody, just really weird looking.

Precisely. (possibly NSFW).

Holy fark I wish I hadn't clicked the link. Possibly NSFW? No, definitely NSFW.

santadog		2011-08-10 12:29:01 AM

jojostan: [horrorchallenge.files.wordpress.com image 497x279]
/obscure Mr. tawwwrn?

Nothing is obscure on Fark.

/it's all for you Damien.

vice_magnet		2011-08-10 12:48:57 AM

Forty-Two: arsonik, thunderdonkey, LavenderWolf--
I'm glad to see so many Misfits fans on Fark! It's a great show (I'm watching episodes as they come out on Hulu), and it doesn't get the attention in the US that it deserves.

/Besides, you'd think Nathan would be a Fark hero.

Agreed. Nice to see you had Nathan as the Boobies. Too bad Robert Sheehan is leaving the series. He's awesome as a mouthy loose cannon.

/is that redundant?
/REALLY like the show

BetterMetalSnake		2011-08-10 08:42:14 AM

FATALITY!

/How am i the first with the old school Mortal Kombat reference?

VYV		2011-08-10 11:55:57 AM

BetterMetalSnake: FATALITY!

/How am i the first with the old school Mortal Kombat reference?

i.imgur.com

hmmm. I'm gonna answer "because no one died."

/unless you are talking about the head on the fence mentioned above. in which case you ain't being very clear...

bhcompy		2011-08-10 12:04:24 PM

VYV: BetterMetalSnake: FATALITY!

/How am i the first with the old school Mortal Kombat reference?

[i.imgur.com image 204x198]

hmmm. I'm gonna answer "because no one died."

/unless you are talking about the head on the fence mentioned above. in which case you ain't being very clear...

Maybe it was a babality?

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