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2011-08-09 01:03:28 PM
Don't they have a name for this game?
 
2011-08-09 01:04:28 PM
Stay off my something something...
 
2011-08-09 01:04:34 PM
Headline is a real gut-buster.
 
2011-08-09 01:05:01 PM
Well the politically correct name is "Ding Dong Ditch, UGH!" now.
 
2011-08-09 01:05:51 PM
Well, look on the bright side: The kids learned a valuable lesson in not harassing other people, and a man who overreacted is behind bars.
 
2011-08-09 01:07:19 PM

sofa_King_2006: Well the politically correct name is "Ding Dong Ditch, UGH!" now.


I believe he was referring to N-Word Knocking.
 
2011-08-09 01:08:35 PM
Shooting a kid in the stomach for ringing your doorbell a few times is a totally appropriate response.

Right Fark?
 
2011-08-09 01:09:31 PM
www.610wiod.com

WUT
 
2011-08-09 01:09:34 PM

crab66: Shooting a kid in the stomach for ringing your doorbell a few times is a totally appropriate response.

Right Fark?


Bet they won't do it again.
 
2011-08-09 01:09:43 PM
Yea we played ding dong ditch as kids. But in my neighborhood we were all free-range kids and everyone in the neighborhood pretty much knew it was us and wouldn't get hysterical about it.
 
2011-08-09 01:11:45 PM
The guy who shot is Farked, but at his age he may never see jail.
Life lesson for those kids though
 
2011-08-09 01:15:03 PM
Should have used a Taser. Then the punk would have got smirks rather than sympathy. "Hey Sparky, knocked on any doors lately?"

Also, the old guy would face FAR lighter charges.
 
2011-08-09 01:15:31 PM
Should have gone with the electrified doormat.
 
2011-08-09 01:18:53 PM
Love the picture. Needs the "You gonna get shot" caption.

That said, I find Mr. McIvery not guilty, and sentence the little "Ding Dong Ditch" brats to 2,000 hours of nursing home laundry duties.
 
2011-08-09 01:19:14 PM
Kids do this in my neighborhood all the time. They all hide and send one kid to ring the bell & run. One day I saw them hit a house across the street and figured I'd be targeted soon. I hid in the bushes and jumped out and screamed when the "chosen one" had his finger on the doorbell. He cried like a baby and his friends came out to make fun of him... Twenty minutes later his dad was at the door, asking why I was terrorizing his kid!!
 
2011-08-09 01:21:40 PM
begin CSB;
Some kids were doing this at my house, driving my dogs nuts (adorable bassets). Now bassets are the second best trackers of the canine world (just a whisker behind bloodhounds). After the third time, I answered the door with the dogs on leashes and they set about doing what they do. First we tracked them to the car they were hiding behind. When they ran, we got to track them all the way back to their house. I had a short discussion with one of the kid's mom, it was fun.
end CSB;
 
2011-08-09 01:24:40 PM
Dave's not here.
 
2011-08-09 01:25:15 PM

EvilEgg: begin CSB;
Some kids were doing this at my house, driving my dogs nuts (adorable bassets). Now bassets are the second best trackers of the canine world (just a whisker behind bloodhounds). After the third time, I answered the door with the dogs on leashes and they set about doing what they do. First we tracked them to the car they were hiding behind. When they ran, we got to track them all the way back to their house. I had a short discussion with one of the kid's mom, it was fun.
end CSB;


Damn spoilsport.
 
2011-08-09 01:26:09 PM
Shooting kids is all the rage these days. Maybe I'll buy a gun, kill a few kids, and do a suicide by cop.

See how many I can kill before someone takes me out. It's an American dream for the new economy.
 
2011-08-09 01:26:37 PM
www.610wiod.com2.bp.blogspot.com You big dummy.
 
2011-08-09 01:27:33 PM
i1080.photobucket.com
 
2011-08-09 01:27:37 PM
This guy's gonna collect a lot of frisbees on his roof.
 
2011-08-09 01:27:52 PM
verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-08-09 01:28:08 PM
Wanted for questioning?

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2011-08-09 01:28:50 PM

Monkeybrains: Kids do this in my neighborhood all the time. They all hide and send one kid to ring the bell & run. One day I saw them hit a house across the street and figured I'd be targeted soon. I hid in the bushes and jumped out and screamed when the "chosen one" had his finger on the doorbell. He cried like a baby and his friends came out to make fun of him... Twenty minutes later his dad was at the door, asking why I was terrorizing his kid!!


I hope you told daddy to get bent
 
2011-08-09 01:29:53 PM
Damn kids! Get off my lawn porch!!!
 
2011-08-09 01:30:10 PM
He claims to have fired two shots at the ground.

Truth: the kid was on the ground he was shooting at or he missed with the second shot.
 
2011-08-09 01:30:11 PM
I hope kid's mom says, "I told you you shouldn't have gone out doing that. Now wash off that blood and go clean up for dinner."
 
2011-08-09 01:33:07 PM

spectrum17: Monkeybrains: Kids do this in my neighborhood all the time. They all hide and send one kid to ring the bell & run. One day I saw them hit a house across the street and figured I'd be targeted soon. I hid in the bushes and jumped out and screamed when the "chosen one" had his finger on the doorbell. He cried like a baby and his friends came out to make fun of him... Twenty minutes later his dad was at the door, asking why I was terrorizing his kid!!

I hope you told daddy to get bent


Because I didn't have my Glock on me at the time.
 
2011-08-09 01:35:13 PM

MCStymie: Love the picture. Needs the "You gonna get shot" caption.

That said, I find Mr. McIvery not guilty, and sentence the little "Ding Dong Ditch" brats to 2,000 hours of nursing home laundry bed pan duties.


FTFY
 
2011-08-09 01:38:09 PM
i716.photobucket.com

You have your hero's, I have mine.
 
2011-08-09 01:38:15 PM

EvilEgg: begin CSB;
Some kids were doing this at my house, driving my dogs nuts (adorable bassets). Now bassets are the second best trackers of the canine world (just a whisker behind bloodhounds). After the third time, I answered the door with the dogs on leashes and they set about doing what they do. First we tracked them to the car they were hiding behind. When they ran, we got to track them all the way back to their house. I had a short discussion with one of the kid's mom, it was fun.
end CSB;


Pwnage
 
2011-08-09 01:46:38 PM

BillSmith70: Don't they have a name for this game?


Nubian knocking.
 
2011-08-09 01:48:22 PM
Should had just lit a paper bag of dog shiat on fire, rang bell, and watched him stomp it out from a safe distance.
 
2011-08-09 01:50:10 PM
Had this happened several decades ago, it would be no big deal. My great grandfather shot a 6 year old girl who was messing around on his porch. Hit her in the leg. Said he thought stray dogs were on his land. Didn't even get arrested.

/csb
 
2011-08-09 01:55:57 PM
First thing I thought of upon reading the headline was Deadly Boss Mods. I shall take it as a sign to get out more.
 
2011-08-09 01:57:34 PM
Some kids were doing this to my apartment some 20 years back. It took about 5 times, but I finally caught them as they were reaching for the doorbell, I swung the door open fast with my roommates Katana and screamed: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" 3 kids ran like the Devil himself was on their tail, the 4th stood there, pissing his pants, frozen in fear. I felt bad, because I knew his friends would give him no end of shiat for that, so I told him he obviously isn't cut out for a life of crime and he should straighten up before the consequences get too much for him to handle.

I let him walk away with the promise of next time I'm opening the door and swinging the sword without yelling. I never saw those brats ever again!
 
2011-08-09 01:57:35 PM

offmymeds: BillSmith70: Don't they have a name for this game?

Nubian knocking.


www.starwars.com

I don't think that is the right term.
 
2011-08-09 01:58:05 PM
I
Am
Your singing
Telegram
*bang*
 
2011-08-09 02:02:31 PM
and some people have a problem with this?
the pussification of this country continues unabated ...
 
2011-08-09 02:17:03 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: Some kids were doing this to my apartment some 20 years back. It took about 5 times, but I finally caught them as they were reaching for the doorbell, I swung the door open fast with my roommates Katana and screamed: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" 3 kids ran like the Devil himself was on their tail, the 4th stood there, pissing his pants, frozen in fear. I felt bad, because I knew his friends would give him no end of shiat for that, so I told him he obviously isn't cut out for a life of crime and he should straighten up before the consequences get too much for him to handle.

I let him walk away with the promise of next time I'm opening the door and swinging the sword without yelling. I never saw those brats ever again!


That is a-mazing!
 
2011-08-09 02:17:49 PM
In the neighbourhoods I lived in, this was called 'Nicky Nicky Nine Doors'.
I have NO idea why.

/did not participate
//I was fat and slow

///oh, and Canadian
 
2011-08-09 02:23:32 PM

qsblues: and some people have a problem with this?
the pussification of this country continues unabated ...


Yea, go figure. Shooting kids isn't cool, you douche.
 
2011-08-09 02:35:21 PM
He just be teaching the kids to respect your fellow human.....


/Maybe if the kids were 25 years old, people would see it as harassment(under the law) and not just, "shiat that kids do".
//Excuse me while I watch the kids in the middle of the street almost get run over, for drawing with their chalk on the pavement.
///ring, Ring. hello social services? Yea, some parent is endangering their kids by allowing them to play in traffic...
 
2011-08-09 02:36:52 PM
This is why God created M-80s........toss one out the window when they come a sneakin up and then you can just follow the trail of snowflake turds all the way to their mommies house.
 
2011-08-09 02:51:03 PM

macross87: I
Am
Your singing
Telegram
*bang*


I haven't a clue what you're on about.
 
2011-08-09 02:54:38 PM

The_Original_Roxtar: macross87: I
Am
Your singing
Telegram
*bang*

I haven't a clue what you're on about.


Neither does any boddy else.
 
2011-08-09 03:07:18 PM
AdolfOliverPanties The_Original_Roxtar: macross87: I
Am
Your singing
Telegram
*bang*

I haven't a clue what you're on about.

Neither does any boddy else.


Reference to a movie. These happen here sometimes, I think
/Clue was fabulous.
 
2011-08-09 03:19:29 PM

thebigfarker: AdolfOliverPanties The_Original_Roxtar: macross87: I
Am
Your singing
Telegram
*bang*

I haven't a clue what you're on about.

Neither does any boddy else.

Reference to a movie. These happen here sometimes, I think
/Clue was fabulous.


all i know is that if some old guy shot my kid it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...
 
G2V
2011-08-09 03:29:07 PM

crab66: Shooting a kid in the stomach for ringing your doorbell a few times is a totally appropriate response.

Right Fark?


Appropriate no, effective yes?
 
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