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(Fox News)   Playboy bunny cancels expedition to find Noah's Ark, plans to focus next on North Pole expedition to find Santa Claus   (foxnews.com) divider line 95
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2011-08-09 11:33:03 AM
Playboy bunnies would be much better at finding pole, especially a rich old guys pole.
 
2011-08-09 11:33:13 AM
Blonde?

/DNRTFA
 
2011-08-09 11:33:30 AM
Or the Easter Bunny - because they'd have something in common.
 
2011-08-09 11:34:38 AM
Picture in article is disappoint.
 
2011-08-09 11:34:56 AM
Isn't Santa the king of Canada? He shouldn't be that hard to locate.
 
2011-08-09 11:35:06 AM
A Fox News article containing sex and bastardized religion. Par for the course. All that's missing is the politics.

Ugh.
 
2011-08-09 11:37:19 AM
If I weren't at work, I'd be posting a Youtube link to Joe Rogan having a nice, friendly discussion (Read: condescending) with a comedy partron over the existence of Noah's Ark.

Farkers care to oblige?
 
2011-08-09 11:37:38 AM
Hero?
 
2011-08-09 11:38:10 AM
Why does it not surprise me that a person of such obvious intellect believes in a magic boat?
 
2011-08-09 11:38:40 AM
www.stevequayle.com

dumbasses, its right there in this photo.

well, you have to squint...and stand on your head...and turn out the lights and change the resolution and saturation...but its right there next to jesus on the toast.

/looking glass, thru it
 
2011-08-09 11:39:03 AM
If she's going to search for things that aren't real, she should go looking for R'lyeh.

Now THAT would be interesting!
 
2011-08-09 11:39:48 AM
Harrison Ford is too old.
 
2011-08-09 11:40:14 AM
So now we're calling someone a hero if they DON'T do something stupid? OK, got it.
 
2011-08-09 11:41:05 AM
Religious whackjobs would rather kill someone than have the fairy tales proven false.
 
2011-08-09 11:44:30 AM

schattenteufel: If she's going to search for things that aren't real, she should go looking for R'lyeh.



Or just look at her boobs.
 
2011-08-09 11:45:04 AM

Flappyhead: schattenteufel: If she's going to search for things that aren't real, she should go looking for R'lyeh.



Or just look at her boobs.


Sure, more fake stuff is exactly what we need.
 
2011-08-09 11:45:32 AM

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: So now we're calling someone a hero if they DON'T do something stupid? OK, got it.


I would like to point out that just this morning, I did not set up a spear trap for leprechauns in my driveway.
 
2011-08-09 11:45:47 AM
I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
But, my goal is to become a veterinarian 'cause I love children!
 
2011-08-09 11:47:52 AM

Cheron: I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
But, my goal is to become a veterinarian 'cause I love children!


You bastard, I'm going to be humming that all day now.
 
2011-08-09 11:51:18 AM
Noah's Ark is not a myth. I have seen it. Link (new window)

Also, while you're in Wisconsin Dells, I recommend eating at Pizza Villa and High Rock Cafe. Great eats!
 
2011-08-09 11:52:50 AM

bigmattress: Noah's Ark is not a myth. I have seen it. Link (new window)

Also, while you're in Wisconsin Dells, I recommend eating at Pizza Villa and High Rock Cafe. Great eats!


Moosejaw Pizza is better.
 
2011-08-09 11:52:52 AM
I don't get why her partner got death threats, and why her paid guide was urging her not to go. Anyone have an article with more details? I can't find one.
 
2011-08-09 11:57:25 AM

wantedbadass: If I weren't at work, I'd be posting a Youtube link to Joe Rogan having a nice, friendly discussion (Read: condescending) with a comedy partron over the existence of Noah's Ark.

Farkers care to oblige?


Here you go: Link (new window)
 
2011-08-09 11:57:52 AM
Smart idea, not going to look for santa Noah's Ark. It's a dangerous thing, searching for that Ark.
Tens of thousands have been swallowed up by Satin Satan during previous searches. Now she can go back to her rocket science studies.
 
2011-08-09 11:59:47 AM

Grables'Daughter: wantedbadass: If I weren't at work, I'd be posting a Youtube link to Joe Rogan having a nice, friendly discussion (Read: condescending) with a comedy partron over the existence of Noah's Ark.

Farkers care to oblige?

Here you go: Link (new window)


I had not seen that before... it is outstanding. Thanks for pointing me to it!
 
2011-08-09 12:03:42 PM

Martian_Astronomer: Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: So now we're calling someone a hero if they DON'T do something stupid? OK, got it.

I would like to point out that just this morning, I did not set up a spear trap for leprechauns in my driveway.


Truly, you are doing the Lord's work.
 
2011-08-09 12:04:13 PM

grinding_journalist: I don't get why her partner got death threats, and why her paid guide was urging her not to go. Anyone have an article with more details? I can't find one.


Fundies don't like chicks who are perceived as having loose morals, just one of the many reason why they suck hardcore.
 
2011-08-09 12:06:51 PM

Geriatric Goodman Brown: Martian_Astronomer: Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: So now we're calling someone a hero if they DON'T do something stupid? OK, got it.

I would like to point out that just this morning, I did not set up a spear trap for leprechauns in my driveway.

Truly, you are doing the Lord's work.


Google image search for leprechaun spear trap:

t1.gstatic.com
 
2011-08-09 12:08:01 PM

chevydeuce: Hero?


Really, shouldn't it be "heroine"?
 
2011-08-09 12:15:09 PM

R.A.Danny: bigmattress: Noah's Ark is not a myth. I have seen it. Link (new window)

Also, while you're in Wisconsin Dells, I recommend eating at Pizza Villa and High Rock Cafe. Great eats!

Moosejaw Pizza is better.


Oh, no way, dude! You're off your rocker!

1. Pizza Villa
2. Pizza Pub (lunch buffet)
3. Moosejaw

There will be no more discussion!
 
2011-08-09 12:17:48 PM

bigmattress: R.A.Danny: bigmattress: Noah's Ark is not a myth. I have seen it. Link (new window)

Also, while you're in Wisconsin Dells, I recommend eating at Pizza Villa and High Rock Cafe. Great eats!

Moosejaw Pizza is better.

Oh, no way, dude! You're off your rocker!

1. Pizza Villa
2. Pizza Pub (lunch buffet)
3. Moosejaw

There will be no more discussion!


You don't know what you're talking about, you knuckle dragging twit!
Moosejaw makes their own beer and sells it by the growler!

No idea if the other places do or not.
 
2011-08-09 12:23:05 PM

R.A.Danny: bigmattress: R.A.Danny: bigmattress: Noah's Ark is not a myth. I have seen it. Link (new window)

Also, while you're in Wisconsin Dells, I recommend eating at Pizza Villa and High Rock Cafe. Great eats!

Moosejaw Pizza is better.

Oh, no way, dude! You're off your rocker!

1. Pizza Villa
2. Pizza Pub (lunch buffet)
3. Moosejaw

There will be no more discussion!

You don't know what you're talking about, you knuckle dragging twit!
Moosejaw makes their own beer and sells it by the growler!

No idea if the other places do or not.


Have you not been to the other places?

Granite City makes their own beer and sells it by the growler, too. That doesn't qualify them for best anything, FIB. ;)
 
2011-08-09 12:23:13 PM

jfivealive: Google image search for leprechaun spear trap:


Okay, so now I'm beginning to regret not setting one up.
 
2011-08-09 12:25:30 PM

bigmattress: Have you not been to the other places?


No. I'm talking out of my ass on the internet. Surprised?

Enjoy your governor you slow driving doofus. I'll be passing you on the right with my bass boat. :)
 
2011-08-09 12:28:57 PM

R.A.Danny: Enjoy your governor you slow driving doofus. I'll be passing you on the right with my bass boat. :)


Bass boat? More like @$$ boat. lulz

Go to Pizza Villa. Srsly.

Drive safely! Oh, wait, you can't...
 
2011-08-09 12:30:55 PM

bigmattress: Drive safely! Oh, wait, you can't...


It's the pedal on the RIGHT!

I usually blow by the Dells on the way to Eagle River, my parents live up there.

So- Spang's Pizza FTW!
 
2011-08-09 12:40:24 PM
Bill Maher's smackdown on this topic. (new window)
 
2011-08-09 12:50:51 PM
cdn.stripersonline.com

/slackers
 
2011-08-09 12:52:03 PM

Martian_Astronomer: Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: So now we're calling someone a hero if they DON'T do something stupid? OK, got it.

I would like to point out that just this morning, I did not set up a spear trap for leprechauns in my driveway.


I did and I caught two of them, I'm pretty sure they are leprechauns even though their clothing says girl scouts.
 
2011-08-09 12:54:13 PM
Meh. There's nothing on Mount Ararat worth finding now, apart from a bunch of spheres with a band cut around the circumference.

/Declare, if thou hast understanding.
 
2011-08-09 12:56:28 PM

Grables'Daughter:
I had not seen that before... it is outstanding. Thanks for pointing me to it!


You're very welcome. He's got an interesting bit on the intelligence of man and how it was once wiped out. Not sure if he's serious about the theory, but it's a funny bit regardless.
 
2011-08-09 12:57:41 PM
Eureka and excelsior! I've found the Fountain of Youth!

- Goes back to photoshopping for Playboy A.K.A. "Burning" Bush.
 
2011-08-09 01:02:01 PM
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-08-09 01:07:07 PM
Bookmarked for Joe Rogan's sake.
 
2011-08-09 01:14:24 PM
Well once you start testing the bible's claims, your faith usually doesn't come back alive, maybe that is what she meant?
 
2011-08-09 01:23:21 PM
ooooh is this were we mock others for thier religious beliefs?

/we are so farking superior.
 
2011-08-09 01:25:24 PM

2 grams: ooooh is this were we mock others for thier religious beliefs?

/we are so farking superior.


This would be the place, yes.
 
2011-08-09 01:25:34 PM

Grables'Daughter: chevydeuce: Hero?

Really, shouldn't it be "heroine"?


or is that heroin?
 
2011-08-09 01:27:37 PM

Odd Bird: [cdn.stripersonline.com image 496x622]

/slackers


Seriously.

/This was the first thing I thought of.
 
2011-08-09 01:31:04 PM

cretinbob: [imagemacros.files.wordpress.com image 640x426]


I just added that to my profile.

: )
 
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