Ving Rhames, you fool, Ving Rhames.

Yeah, they're still looking for Edgar. They cleared Ving.

wow - edgar winter babies.

Buh-buh buh buh b-buh buh-buhhhhhhhhhh
Buh-buh buh b-buh!

I told you, it's Michael Clark Duncan!

dumbass caption, read the freakin' article

hehehe-
pile on!

biffstertim

Buh-buh buh buh b-buh buh-buhhhhhhhhhh
Buh-buh buh b-buh!

Is that a line from the movie "Overboard" staring Goldie and Kurt?

I saw him open for David Lee Roth 2 weeks ago...he played what seemed to be a 2 hour version of Frankenstein....dada da da d'da da daaaaa!

Roth, of course, destroyed.

Nice submission. Read more than the first line and next time.

A man, baby?

hola, amigos!

skinink, you read my mind. I have these recurring fantasies about Ann Coulter getting triple penetrated by porn stars, with a HUGE smile on her face. Anabolic needs to find an Ann Coulter lookalike somewhere...

There's a new H-Dog today! That's pretty much the only funny thing left on The Onion.

Buh-buh buh buh b-buh buh-buhhhhhhhhhh
Buh-buh buh b-buh!

Frankenstein. Love it!

No one would ever mistake Edgar Winter for a 19 - 23 year old.

My accounts payable crew rolls 10 deep.

That sketch was remarkably close.

Now that is scary.

By the looks of the sketch, it seems that Jay's been cleared.

Silent Bob's still not off the hook though.

I'm not sure I like this Revisionism on Fark. I think the original *incorrect* headline should have stayed!

I wonder about "headline revisionism" on fark as well. I've submitted a few articles and don't get the "article already submitted" message. A few hours later, the article appears on fark with my headline - slightly altered.

Has anyone else noticed this?

/tinfoil hat-wearing paranoid

kind of ruins all of the Frankenstein posts...

/they only come out at night

No, the guy that looks like Jay is the one they're still looking for.

WTF?

Oceana always been at war with Eurasia.

flubby


Oceana always been at war with Eurasia.


Huh?

It's a reference to 1984 by Orwell, ebell.
The new official Fark Ministry of Information

ebell

I dunno, the mod changing the headline reminded me of 1984 (Orwell not Van Halen) where they go back and revise the newspapers to reflect the current geopolitical atmosphere.

Poor poor guy on the video.

Butch: You OK?
Marcellus Wallace: No, man. I'm pretty farkin far from OK.
Butch: What now?
Marcellus Wallace: I'm gonna call up a couple of hard pipe hittin nubianz to go to work on the homes here with a blow torch and a pair of pliers. You hear me hillbilly boy? I'm about to get medeval on your ass!

VING RHAMES is king.

I don't get the Ving Rhames reference. *sigh*

LawTalking Guy: Great catch with the Jim Anchower pic.

I wanna know what their plan of action is for the next neckbomber victim, assuming DeadPizzaGuy isn't the badguy.

And did they send anyone to the checkpoints mentioned in the 'How to Not get Blow'd up' instructions? Before it blew up? Yet?

/CSI:Erie Coming soon to CBS

where did you get this motorcycle
it's not a motorcycle. it's a chopper
where did you get this chopper
it's pizza guy's
who is pizza guy?
pizza guy's Dead baby. pizza guy's dead....

Feffer it's from my sorry headline of yesterday that stated the FBI wanted to talk to Ving Rhames and Edgar Winter in conjunction with the robbery, as based on the extremely generic artist sketches.

See, I could have looked at yesterday's headlines, but that would have been too much work.

*smacks self for laziness*

BlueGreenSwirly

I wonder about "headline revisionism" on fark as well. I've submitted a few articles and don't get the "article already submitted" message. A few hours later, the article appears on fark with my headline - slightly altered.

Has anyone else noticed this?

/tinfoil hat-wearing paranoid

Only have one post, but the same thing happened to me.

It was a link about a Pittsburgh Steller's player getting shot. I was on top of that story, I submitted it from like 5 different sources. They finally approved it when I got irate (begged) on the last submission though.

They used one of my earlier headlines, but I said "buttocks" and they put "ass."

Also, I kept leaving the "H" off of Pittsburgh, but they included it.

Very interesting, no?

The police have got nothing right?

Maybe this has been said before, but clearly Pizza Guy didn't do it since he seems to be not just a pizza guy, but a remedial pizza guy at that.

Ex:

- When he doesn't get enough money at the bank to satisfy the list, he says he'll be back later.
- He doesn't rob it by yelling, "I've got a bomb, I want X amount of money, NOW biatch!!" He just waits in line and then tells her it'll go off in 18 minutes.
- He didn't freak all over the police to have him get it off.
- He didn't go GTA and get to the checkpoints, man.

Besides, there wasn't any way he could do it.

Sad, but in a kickin' GTA way.

Hey, haven't you farkers heard the FBI has solved the case?

They say some fat security guard with a hero complex killed the pizza man with a surface to air missile. . .