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(Wired)   Georgia Tech engineers make vibrating glove that enhances sense of touch, says nearly blind spokesman while complaining about pain in his groin and hair on his palms   (wired.com) divider line 30
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2011-08-05 01:39:52 PM
its not what i feel thru my fingers.. your doing it wrong. unless you could wear it on additional digits.
 
2011-08-05 01:39:55 PM
Never heard of the Fuku massaging glove?
 
2011-08-05 01:40:11 PM
I see a new line of fleshlights and condoms in the near future.
 
2011-08-05 01:41:49 PM
I'm not surprised the researchers were Japanese, but I'm kind of surprised they were male.
 
2011-08-05 01:48:00 PM
Just glanced at the fark headline, and thought it said George Takei engineer makes vibrating glove...


//Blind as a bat..
 
2011-08-05 01:48:15 PM
The prototype:

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2011-08-05 01:48:30 PM
Nicely done subby, nicely done.
 
2011-08-05 01:49:02 PM
I love that so much subby!
 
2011-08-05 01:55:19 PM

Kome: I'm not surprised the researchers were Japanese, but I'm kind of surprised they were male.


The internet has taught me that all Japanese females are sailor uniform-wearing hotties in a constant state of sexual arousal. Where would they find time to do research?
 
2011-08-05 02:08:43 PM

wmoonfox: The internet has taught me that all Japanese females are sailor uniform-wearing hotties in a constant state of sexual arousal. Where would they find time to do research?


Don't forget that half of them also have penises and can cum continuously


/Also tentacles
 
2011-08-05 02:11:42 PM
With this glove we can wipe out all the kittens in the world. Bwahahahahahahhaahahaha!
 
2011-08-05 02:21:15 PM

cgraves67: With this glove we can wipe out all the kittens in the world. Bwahahahahahahhaahahaha!


i20.photobucket.com
 
2011-08-05 02:28:41 PM

cgraves67: With this glove we can wipe out all the kittens in the world. Bwahahahahahahhaahahaha!


Is it only the act of ejaculation that results in a dead kitten and thus mechanical stimulation is sufficient or does rendering a kitten deceased require manual manipulation from start, through vinegar strokes and ultimatley to ejaculation?

Because if it's the second you're going to wear it down to a nub and still have a yard full of cat poop.
 
2011-08-05 02:38:47 PM
What a chintzy ass looking glove. It looks like a kindergartner made that.
 
2011-08-05 02:39:59 PM

sarah_t_s: cgraves67: With this glove we can wipe out all the kittens in the world. Bwahahahahahahhaahahaha!

Is it only the act of ejaculation that results in a dead kitten and thus mechanical stimulation is sufficient or does rendering a kitten deceased require manual manipulation from start, through vinegar strokes and ultimatley to ejaculation?


I don't ever want to walk in on you alone in your kitchen.
 
2011-08-05 02:44:32 PM
Ribbed, for some person's pleasure?
 
2011-08-05 02:45:42 PM

LaraAmber: sarah_t_s: cgraves67: With this glove we can wipe out all the kittens in the world. Bwahahahahahahhaahahaha!

Is it only the act of ejaculation that results in a dead kitten and thus mechanical stimulation is sufficient or does rendering a kitten deceased require manual manipulation from start, through vinegar strokes and ultimatley to ejaculation?

I don't ever want to walk in on you alone in your kitchen.


Do the Vinegar Strokes! (new window)
 
2011-08-05 02:47:48 PM
Considering the male-to-female ratio (new window) on campus, I am not surprised that Georgia Tech engineers came up with this.
 
2011-08-05 03:00:34 PM
Of course an engineer from tech made this. The male to female ratio is highly unbalanced.
 
2011-08-05 03:34:41 PM
images.wikia.com

I'd hit it with a Power Fist.
 
2011-08-05 04:16:16 PM
Four years ago, I started a fund to buy a vibrating glove that enhances sense of touch. 8 months ago, I met a woman I love. Part of me still wants to buy the glove, though. Is that a conversation I can have with her, or should I give up on it altogether?
 
2011-08-05 04:30:03 PM

PizzaJedi81: The prototype:

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]


I love the Power Glove

/it's so bad
 
2011-08-05 05:57:43 PM
Man that thing looks extremely janky. Like someone spent a couple hours on the bench and made one trip to RatShack.
 
2011-08-05 08:21:25 PM
What a bunch of wankers.
 
2011-08-05 09:11:09 PM
subby, please replace my keyboard, mouse, and monitor post haste.

Sent from my phone, which thankfully stayed dry in the massive spit take
 
2011-08-05 11:10:19 PM
What's the good word?
 
2011-08-06 12:37:52 AM
to hell with georgia
 
2011-08-06 12:41:52 AM
By the way, Fark engineers beat us to the ...punch?

img169.imageshack.us
 
2011-08-06 02:14:11 AM
Didn't I read about these gloves in a scifi novel a few decades ago?

For real, some story about sentient wheel-aliens and space suit gloves that transmitted enhanced sensory data but protected from overstimulation by sharp/hot/etc objects?
 
2011-08-07 01:58:31 AM
How long before NFL QBs and WRs get their vibrating glove on?
 
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