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(CNN)   Mexican beauty queen follows Fark advice and eats a sammich, and then loses crown for being fat   (cnn.com) divider line 142
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2011-08-05 10:47:12 AM  
That pic makes her loook like a real life Janice from Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.
 
2011-08-05 10:59:56 AM  
Lay off the sandwiches you cow.
 
2011-08-05 11:00:32 AM  

strangeguitar: That pic makes her loook like a real life Janice from Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.


Yeah, well, you know how it is - it's pretty hard getting photos of a beauty queen. It's not like they are constantly surrounded by cameramen and TV news crews or something.

/CNN sux
 
2011-08-05 11:01:25 AM  
wiki.nobleme.com

JESUS SHE'S GOT THUNDER THIGHS AS BIG AS MY WRIST!
 
2011-08-05 11:01:32 AM  
Pfft... a mexican woman gets fat after she hits legal age... color me surprised.
 
2011-08-05 11:01:39 AM  
I probably need some sort of swimwear shot to correctly assess this situation.
 
2011-08-05 11:01:57 AM  
I am truly sorry for Ms. Vega's loss.

I cannot offer her another crown. But, if she will accept it, I will gladly give her a pearl necklace as a consolation prize.
 
2011-08-05 11:02:00 AM  
I will need more pics, both before and after, to make a final judgment call.

But lets be honest here, i'd turn her tortilla in to a flauta regardless.
 
2011-08-05 11:04:00 AM  
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-08-05 11:04:04 AM  
Disgustingly fat.
www.unc.edu


/sharp knees, too
//hot, like . . .
 
2011-08-05 11:04:24 AM  
Is this the same Mexican chick that lost her crown last year or a different one?

/i thought mexicans liked big girls.
 
2011-08-05 11:04:35 AM  
I watched the interview from CNN Mexico and while I understood about five words, she is hot as hell. I'd smack all of you with a 2x4, but especially for a chance to have her randomly walk through the lobby of my building.

However, CNN... no pictures, really? Before/after comparo... anything?
 
2011-08-05 11:05:06 AM  
Would have been nice if the article provided before/after pics.
 
2011-08-05 11:05:24 AM  
Aren't we past beauty pageants? I am all for the objectification of women but what is the point when we can just go to a strip club?
 
2011-08-05 11:05:45 AM  
FTFA: "It was a lack of dedication and discipline,"
Translation: You gained an ounce you unholy cow!

She's still ten times better looking than I ever will be. Why not let her compete? Sheesh.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2011-08-05 11:06:10 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

How does it work?
 
2011-08-05 11:07:40 AM  

Aidan: She's still ten times better looking than I ever will be.


Urinate.

If you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten.


/it is funnier out loud.
 
2011-08-05 11:08:23 AM  
TFA: ""They took away the crown that I earned. That is mine," she said."

You didn't earn a crown, you finished second. All they took away was your opportunity to compete in the loser pageant, fatty.
 
2011-08-05 11:09:09 AM  

Aidan: FTFA: "It was a lack of dedication and discipline,"
Translation: You gained an ounce you unholy cow!

She's still ten times better looking than I ever will be. Why not let her compete? Sheesh.


EeeeeeeeeeeK!

GINGER!!!
 
2011-08-05 11:10:26 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Her eyebrows are too arched, i'm not terribly impressed by her bust, and the waist-to-hip ratio is not impressive; her body just lacks curves.

i'd probably throw her a bang, but just half out of spite and half out of obligation.
 
2011-08-05 11:10:43 AM  

Sardonic_Padre: GINGER!!!


Am not. :P

Btw, that wasn't intended as an AW post, just in case more people take it that way.
 
2011-08-05 11:11:33 AM  
Sorry about your crown. Would a pearl necklace make you feel better?
 
2011-08-05 11:11:34 AM  

Aidan: Sardonic_Padre: GINGER!!!

Am not. :P


*facepalm* You meant my kid. Yeah... He has no soul. I try to forget.
 
2011-08-05 11:11:40 AM  
She won a competition based on looks and skinnyness. Then she puts on weight, and loses title. Sounds fair to me. Don't like the rules? Then don't go in these stupid competitions.
 
2011-08-05 11:11:42 AM  

rickythepenguin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 234x402]

Her eyebrows are too arched, i'm not terribly impressed by her bust, and the waist-to-hip ratio is not impressive; her body just lacks curves.

i'd probably throw her a bang, but just half out of spite and half out of obligation.


That's why people speak well of you when you're not around.
 
2011-08-05 11:11:42 AM  
i253.photobucket.com

Whatt-a I tell-a you Missa Mexico?

First you eat-a dis-a torta, den you eat-a dat-a torta; in no time yours whole-a body become ALL-A distorta-ed!
 
2011-08-05 11:13:41 AM  
I'm sick of these corporate anorexia fests anyway, beauty contests have became a joke.
A deadly one.
 
2011-08-05 11:14:00 AM  
FTA: "But she added that contest officials did not inform her of any specific weight or appearance requirements, or provide the support she needed while training for the competition."

Training?
 
2011-08-05 11:14:17 AM  

Aidan: Aidan: Sardonic_Padre: GINGER!!!

Am not. :P

*facepalm* You meant my kid. Yeah... He has no soul. I try to forget.


lol.

tbh: i thought you were both gingers. i'm guessing that's the lighting?

side note: do automatic doors open when your kid steps in front of them?
 
2011-08-05 11:15:20 AM  
Poor girl. It looks like she needs comforting. I know that by Fark's standards she's a hideous land whale, so I'll take one for the team this time.
 
2011-08-05 11:15:27 AM  

jst3p: Aren't we past beauty pageants? I am all for the objectification of women but what is the point when we can just go to a strip club?


Some people prefer the non-coked out look and some sense of dignity. Crazy, I know.

/off to watch midget mud wrestling
 
2011-08-05 11:15:29 AM  

Russ1642: She won a competition based on looks and skinnyness. Then she puts on weight, and loses title. Sounds fair to me. Don't like the rules? Then don't go in these stupid competitions.


3/10
 
2011-08-05 11:16:55 AM  

Aidan: Aidan: Sardonic_Padre: GINGER!!!

Am not. :P

*facepalm* You meant my kid. Yeah... He has no soul. I try to forget.


This conversation sounds more interesting than the article.
 
2011-08-05 11:17:23 AM  

strangeguitar: That pic makes her loook like a real life Janice from Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.


It's amazing, but the effect is completely head-tilt.

bagofjerky.files.wordpress.com

/Hot like Janice
 
2011-08-05 11:18:05 AM  
Guys don't make passes at girls with fat asses
/comprende?
 
2011-08-05 11:19:20 AM  

emersonbiggins: jst3p: Aren't we past beauty pageants? I am all for the objectification of women but what is the point when we can just go to a strip club?

Some people prefer the non-coked out look and some sense of dignity. Crazy, I know.

/off to watch midget mud wrestling


You think they are dignified? Really?

"Hey toots, we are going to judge you based on just your looks. We will have pretend there are other categories like talent and whatever other bullshiat we can come up with but the swimsuit and evening gown competitions are the only ones that actually count, k?"

Yeah, real dignified.
 
2011-08-05 11:19:27 AM  
blogs.villagevoice.com
What a Mexican sandwich may look like....
 
2011-08-05 11:19:33 AM  

Russ1642: Sounds fair to me. Don't like the rules? Then don't go in these stupid competitions.



no one believes me when i tell this story, but my wife is good frineds with the runner up of the....2003, perhaps 2004 Miss America pageant. people say "oh, surely you mean some local shiatass beauty pageant, the Southwestern Hog's Testicle, AR, County Elks Club pageant, right?"

No, the honest to god, prime time saturday night watched it on CBS, donald trump was the MC version.

anyways. it was all bullshiat. she won miss arizona, then got onto the "circuit", won miss washington, then bumped around the miss california circuit (they have obviously very lax residency requirements) then, since she won miss cali or perhaps miss washington or oregon, go to the Miss America.

she's really cool. just had a baby as i understand.

/ha. just found her wiki page
 
2011-08-05 11:20:55 AM  

apeiron242: Russ1642: She won a competition based on looks and skinnyness. Then she puts on weight, and loses title. Sounds fair to me. Don't like the rules? Then don't go in these stupid competitions.

3/10


Oh come on. This isn't trolling. It's the simple reality of these competitions. They aren't there to judge your inner beauty. They are judging your external appearance and that's it.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2011-08-05 11:21:22 AM  
Then

beautypageantnews.com

Now

styleblazer.com
 
2011-08-05 11:22:41 AM  

2MS: Then


I wonder who the two dudes on the left are, her brothers?
 
2011-08-05 11:23:35 AM  

jst3p: emersonbiggins: jst3p: Aren't we past beauty pageants? I am all for the objectification of women but what is the point when we can just go to a strip club?

Some people prefer the non-coked out look and some sense of dignity. Crazy, I know.

/off to watch midget mud wrestling

You think they are dignified? Really?

"Hey toots, we are going to judge you based on just your looks. We will have pretend there are other categories like talent and whatever other bullshiat we can come up with but the swimsuit and evening gown competitions are the only ones that actually count, k?"

Yeah, real dignified.


Dignity, to me, means dinner and a blowjob, not 20 bucks and a blowjob.

If you can't see the subtle nuance, well then, I can't help you.
 
2011-08-05 11:24:02 AM  
Maybe she refused to get breast implants?

img237.imageshack.us
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2011-08-05 11:24:34 AM  

jst3p: 2MS: Then

I wonder who the two dudes on the left are, her brothers?


I believe this is her brother.

chismetime.com
 
2011-08-05 11:26:36 AM  

2MS: I believe this is her brother.


looks like he got the tits in the family.
 
2011-08-05 11:28:00 AM  

2MS: jst3p: 2MS: Then

I wonder who the two dudes on the left are, her brothers?

I believe this is her brother.

[chismetime.com image 475x314]


Is that the fat kid from McDonalds?
 
2011-08-05 11:31:30 AM  
media-cdn.tripadvisor.com


No Rack.
 
2011-08-05 11:32:32 AM  
Esta discusión es inúntil sin imágines.
 
Skr
2011-08-05 11:32:37 AM  
Her eyebrows have the oddest effect of looking like someone carved them into her flesh with a sharp object instead of looking like the normally fuzzy markings.

I'm thinking that betwix her current weight and her beauty pageant weight is her sweet spot for looking smexy. She just has the misfortune of having blood relations to transsexual mexidwarfs Uphill battle that one.
 
2011-08-05 11:32:40 AM  
Well, did Fark tell her to eat *a* sammich or *all* the sammiches.

Hmm?
 
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