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(Manda)   Useful site for students. 1000s of free essays and such.   (cheathouse.com) divider line 114
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2001-10-29 09:29:06 PM
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

/me stops doing homework....forever
 
2001-10-29 09:29:30 PM


This is just BEGGING for students to cheat. Not a very responsible thing to post here.
 
2001-10-29 09:29:36 PM
And smart teachers already check those...
 
2001-10-29 09:32:55 PM
This is cheating. (and old news.)
 
2001-10-29 09:34:00 PM
ive used simular sites through-out highschool and 2 years of college... never once got caught. i guess i havent had any 'smart' teachers.
granted im missing out on the writing experience, but ill get over it.
 
2001-10-29 09:36:16 PM
Well don't get all pissy bout it.....I was just bored and typed in the word evil into Google..it brought that up. So sue me....it was just a lame attempt at getting a post on Fark...and it worked. BLEH!!! :P

Love
Manda
 
2001-10-29 09:36:46 PM
Too bad people that read things written by people who stopped writing essays can't say the same.
 
2001-10-29 09:40:39 PM
Evil you say? That should have brought up something on Michael Jackon's return to music, or Bill Gates.
 
2001-10-29 09:43:45 PM
Manda: You're supposed to write the name of the site in "source," not your name.
 
2001-10-29 09:46:56 PM
Heyyyyy, this is a pay site.
 
2001-10-29 09:47:40 PM
<grumpy_old_man>
Why, when I was your age, we had to rifle through the filing cabinet drawers of the frat house looking for old papers. And THEN we had to retype them AND make sure we weren't turning it into the same professor as the last guy.
We didn't have any of this www*gi­mm­e_a_­d­[nospam-﹫-backwards]repa­p_m­ret_­n­m*com crap!
And we liked it!
</grumpy_old_man>
 
2001-10-29 09:47:53 PM
I've never been tempted to use one of those sites, even when I procrastinated a lot. A paper is a lot better when the person actually writes it.
 
2001-10-29 09:49:20 PM
Um...my name's more important...and besides..other people here do it...I'm just jumping on the bandwagon.
 
2001-10-29 09:50:30 PM
This is also a pay site. Geebus, every website in the world (wideweb) is a pay site now. Does the house of shame have no basement?
 
2001-10-29 09:51:14 PM
You can't really do anything there, you have to pay to read any essays...too bad too, I wanted to see the one on the videogame wars.
 
2001-10-29 09:54:44 PM
Oh....and here's something else to upset all you goody goodies....if anybody needs it...I'll write you essays for fifty bucks a pop, and I'll promise you'll get an A. So take that. I never once cheated on essays in school, simply because I'm too damn good at them to go to the trouble to cheat. And that's all I was good at anyways, was English. Math sucked it majorly.
 
2001-10-29 09:55:04 PM
So would anyone like to write me a philosophy essay argueing against the existence of god? I'm serious, and I know a lot of farkers would have assloads to say on this topic. or you could give me some key arguments that would work well in an essay
 
2001-10-29 09:55:28 PM
yes, I know I'm shameless.
 
2001-10-29 09:56:58 PM
And that's all I was good at anyways, was English. Math sucked it majorly.

An english essay from you, it seems, would fifty dollars down the toilet.
 
2001-10-29 09:57:30 PM
insert 'be' in the correct space above.
 
2001-10-29 09:57:43 PM


Lazyasses. Write the paper yourself or hire a ghostwriter to do it for you. That way you can be halfway assured that the paper you're gonna submit is halfway decent and not some incomplete crap written by a hyperactive sixth grader with no sense of grammar or punctuation.

"For research purposes only." Uh huh. Right.
 
2001-10-29 09:58:19 PM
Looks like its time to head back to school.. may actually pass some classes now
 
2001-10-29 10:00:48 PM
You people are rude. Just so you know. Bunch of uppity know it alls that can't take a joke. Bleh. I'm gonna go submit more stupid links and stuff just to annoy you people who have a problem with me. I hope they get posted and I hope you don't like them. Again, bleh.
 
2001-10-29 10:00:52 PM
I write my own papers. My papers are better than those papers.
 
2001-10-29 10:03:44 PM
When you're in school, it's called cheating.

When you get a real job, it's called Microsoft.
 
2001-10-29 10:04:35 PM
OH and no offense to those who could care less. :) I still love you all....and Fark still rules. There are always people who wanna make others feel bad or point out something wrong with somebody to cover up their own inferiority. It's okay. It'll all work out eventually.
 
2001-10-29 10:07:59 PM
this is free? i thought it said on the website that it's like $15 a year.
 
2001-10-29 10:08:02 PM
I think mAnDa is taking this a wee bit too seriously. And stuff.
 
2001-10-29 10:09:09 PM
i dont think we're trying to make other ppl feel bad, its just that getting an essay online is the most retarded shiat you can possibly do. Learn the ways of the wise, and bullshiat correctly. I like my 8-page papers in 2 hours sorta things...they got me A's at my advanced hs and they get me A's in college. i guess thats why i got a 36 in english on the act.

oh, and if you proofread the above for grammar, i WILL delete your post, moron. leave it be.
 
2001-10-29 10:09:57 PM
Playa Hatah:
Good luck - the arguments have been done to death, and those that are philosophically reasonable are a: Really involved, ie: arguing for an epistemology under which belief is more or less reasonable and b: able to claim no more than either "theism isn't well founded and thus atheism is the more coherant choice for a rational being" or "thiesm is as well founded as virtually all other important beliefs we have and therefore prefectly rational, although by no means compellingly true".
Two tips: First, avoid referencing a "Burden of Proof". While popular in atheist polemics, this is a legal construct, not a philosophical one. Use it only if you can do a good job first justifying its use for an epistemological problem. Second, keep in mind that William of Ockham introduced his "razor" as a tool of theological inquiry. Use if only if you understand that and why it doesn't mean "The simpler solution is preferred".
 
2001-10-29 10:10:09 PM
I bet you could find so essays on GNUtella but they would all suck just like these.
 
2001-10-29 10:10:44 PM
ok nevermind...only "super users" have to pay
 
2001-10-29 10:10:58 PM
i also realize that i'm asking for it by saying not to be an ass like that, but oh well. fark off.
 
2001-10-29 10:11:05 PM
don't get upset Manda! only poking fun at ya.
I was just being a grammar nerd, provoked by your comments
about selling your work...I'm sure its top notch.

Its a long hot afternoon here, and no air con.
gah!
 
2001-10-29 10:11:54 PM
AOL VANITY PAGE TIME!

Manda's crap AOL page!

enjoy folks.
 
2001-10-29 10:13:49 PM
bad form manchowder
can you nix that sgamer?
its uncool.
 
2001-10-29 10:15:39 PM
if i were a teacher, i would take various statements on any essays turned in and plug them into google, just to be sure.
 
2001-10-29 10:18:24 PM
Sorry...and if you were as bored as I were, you'd make a completely useless homepage too. Don't have to be rude. :(

Love you too, Bongo_Fury! *kisses*

I'll go cry now cause my webpage sucks. *cries then realizes she has chocolate to soothe away the mean comment, eats her raisenettes in silence*
 
2001-10-29 10:18:25 PM
I didn't think her page was too bad... i've seen worse. But then, i guess i didn't really look!
Just have to say, it pisses me off when people cheat because it devalues the hard work i put into my degree. Tools.
 
2001-10-29 10:19:16 PM
 
2001-10-29 10:20:12 PM
I bought one of your essays for $11.50 and a packet of grass seeds Beanz , it was great! I only got a c+ for it but that was all I needed...
 
2001-10-29 10:26:46 PM
10-29-01 09:55:04 PM Playa hatah
So would anyone like to write me a philosophy essay argueing against the existence of god?

Go and rip off some of this stuff. Its good for a laugh, if nothing else.

http://www.disenchanted.com/dis/humor/chat-with-god.html
 
2001-10-29 10:32:44 PM
OK, as a college prof whose classes are writing intensive I have a couple insights for you all on this.

1. These services have been around a lot longer than you think, and most college instructors know about them and what to look for, as well as how to design writing assignments in wasy which preclude the possibility of using them in the first place.


2. Getting away with this does happen, but far more people get caught at it. This is for two reasons, the first being that the prof/instructor in question doesn't care (which should make you wonder about where the thousands of dollars you are spending on an education are going). The second reason is that most profs who do care and who do view the use of fraudulent papers as a legitimate concern pay close enough attention to the work of the student to spot it outright, or at least see it as suspect.

3. We also have similar online resources available to us which will compare questionable papers to those known to be available for sale through virtually all of these sources. We can also compare just text-strings, to find out if a particular section of a paper was plagiarized. Many of these services actually play both sides of the fence, selling papers to students as well as plagiarism services to instructors. (Tip of the day: Being on the payroll of a college/university is far more lucrative than being on the payroll of college students. You figure out where their loyalty really is!)
 
2001-10-29 10:36:02 PM
Blah...this site is lame. I'd be too afraid of getting kicked out of school...nothing like flushing 10,000 dollars down the toilet.

On a note that is more fun, this site seems to be incredibly easy to backdoor. Just type in - http://www.cheathouse.com/restricted/essays - then /first three letters of the subject you want. So, for Bio essays, it would be http://www.cheathouse.com/restricted/essays/bio .

At least now you can cheat for free. God bless us, everyone.
 
2001-10-29 10:38:53 PM
BTW MacGabhain,
that was not a bad summary of the theology arguments. Quite good for its brevity actually. You get an A for the day. Unless you plagiarized it of course. :)

And yes, I am a Philosophy prof.
 
2001-10-29 10:38:57 PM
(Such a cutie-pie face on that Manda!)

Plagerism is EVIL!
I'm not a geek, I am a worm.
(That's "Mr. Bookworm", pal.)
And I will tell you true,
resist the temptation or be damned.
Not literally, but by reputation.
Once you have ever gotten the literary
equivilant of 'the mark of Cain',
it is all over for you.

Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife.
Doomed is your soul and damned is your life!
 
2001-10-29 10:44:02 PM
Uh . . the last two lines are from the movie Buckaroo Banzai.
 
2001-10-29 10:44:57 PM
I am a lazy ass procrastinator. I can proudly state that i have used other stories besides mine. Only in High School though.
Mostly on these bullshiat assignments for literature class.
Did all right on them.

the important thin was that i got a 28 on the ACT and got into my college.
i have since taken 2 ENG courses and authoerd all of my own papers and got a A in one and B in to other. I only got a B because of an error in my citaiton on my final paper that brought my 95% paper down to an 85%. (teachers suck)


there's my 2 cents on the matter at hand!
 
2001-10-29 10:45:22 PM
Sgamer, I thought that was funny :)
 
2001-10-29 10:45:46 PM
i wrote this while writing an Econ paper @work and chatting with people on the internet so please pardon my typos!
 
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