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(MTV)   Metallica's James Hetfield celebrated his 48th birthday yesterday, but don't put any candles on his cake because FIRE BAD   (newsroom.mtv.com) divider line 56
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2011-08-04 12:10:47 PM
If you want a good chuckle, look up Jim Breuer's Hetfield impersonation on YouTube.
 
2011-08-04 12:55:19 PM
Oh, wow. I didn't think anyone remembered Napster Bad.

/never underestimate the memory of Fark
 
2011-08-04 12:59:21 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-08-04 01:01:21 PM
But isn't fuel, along with fire, what he desires?


Ooooooooooh, yeah-ha.
 
2011-08-04 01:01:33 PM
Subby is better at math than the reporter.
 
2011-08-04 01:01:39 PM

Hoboclown: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x598]


I LOL'd.
 
2011-08-04 01:03:11 PM
Never mind, I didn't realize the article was from a year ago...
 
2011-08-04 01:06:59 PM
t3.gstatic.com

FIRE BAD!
 
2011-08-04 01:18:43 PM
Having met the dude, I can honestly say I think he's a top-rated douche.
 
2011-08-04 01:27:59 PM

hurdygurdy27: Having met the dude, I can honestly say I think he's a top-rated douche.


Dude, if you had to be around Lars for as many years as he has, you'd be a top-rated douche, too. That shiat just rubs off on people.
 
2011-08-04 01:31:27 PM

RoxtarRyan: hurdygurdy27: Having met the dude, I can honestly say I think he's a top-rated douche.

Dude, if you had to be around Lars for as many years as he has, you'd be a top-rated douche, too. That shiat just rubs off on people.


It's almost like Lars created... some kind of monster.
 
2011-08-04 01:38:17 PM

Hoboclown: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x598]


Beat me to it.

First thing I think of whenever Metallica is mentioned.
 
2011-08-04 01:52:06 PM

weazometry: Hoboclown: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x598]

Beat me to it.

First thing I think of whenever Metallica is mentioned.


Not this?

posterous.com

/never gets old
 
2011-08-04 01:56:53 PM

Marisyana: weazometry: Hoboclown: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x598]

Beat me to it.

First thing I think of whenever Metallica is mentioned.

Not this?

[posterous.com image 504x736]

/never gets old


for what it's worth, that was the picture i posted originally, but it got thrown out by the filter.
 
2011-08-04 02:13:18 PM
so, when is metallica going to reunite with jason and make a GOOD record?

/or something
 
2011-08-04 02:20:26 PM
mutantreviewers.files.wordpress.com
Confirms
 
2011-08-04 02:44:54 PM

Marisyana: weazometry: Hoboclown: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x598]

Beat me to it.

First thing I think of whenever Metallica is mentioned.

Not this?

[posterous.com image 504x736]

/never gets old


That picture always makes me wonder... is Robert Trujillo standing there thinking "why did I allow them to put it in my contract that I had to carry James's bags? At least they didn't turn the bass down on my first album."

/And Justice For Jason.
 
2011-08-04 02:49:48 PM
agreed, metallica hasn't been the same since newsted left. He seemed to be the last one still having fun before he left.

Glad the last time I saw them was the millennium concert at the silver dome.
 
2011-08-04 03:01:05 PM

msupf: agreed, metallica hasn't been the same since newsted left. He seemed to be the last one still having fun before he left.

Glad the last time I saw them was the millennium concert at the silver dome.


God damn I hate the acoustics there.
 
2011-08-04 03:30:08 PM

msupf: Glad the last time I saw them was the millennium concert at the silver dome.


I was there too. It was awesome.
 
2011-08-04 04:01:02 PM

Nurglitch: [t3.gstatic.com image 224x167]

FIRE BAD!


MONEY GOOD!
NAPSTER BAD!
 
2011-08-04 04:05:17 PM

Hoboclown: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x598]


Lol!
 
2011-08-04 04:08:03 PM

frepnog: so, when is metallica going to reunite with jason and make a GOOD record?

/or something


Thankfully, I saw them three times in concert before post-The Black Album.
 
2011-08-04 04:43:02 PM
I am constantly amazed by the criticism that Metallica gets - they have been around for 30 years! Yes it is shocking that over the course of a dozen or so albums that not all the music they make at 50 years old sounds like it did when they were 20. The farking Beatles were only a band for 7 years. Led Zeppelin lasted 12. Metallica has been rocking for 30 YEARS. Still better than most live shows anywhere, anytime.
 
2011-08-04 04:45:53 PM

Esquire: I am constantly amazed by the criticism that Metallica gets - they have been around for 30 years! Yes it is shocking that over the course of a dozen or so albums that not all the music they make at 50 years old sounds like it did when they were 20. The farking Beatles were only a band for 7 years. Led Zeppelin lasted 12. Metallica has been rocking for 30 YEARS. Still better than most live shows anywhere, anytime.


Load and Reload were a big departure from their traditional sound, and then they went full retard on Napster, and followed that up with the shiattiest, worst sounding album they could create.
 
2011-08-04 04:46:48 PM

Esquire: I am constantly amazed by the criticism that Metallica gets - they have been around for 30 years! Yes it is shocking that over the course of a dozen or so albums that not all the music they make at 50 years old sounds like it did when they were 20. The farking Beatles were only a band for 7 years. Led Zeppelin lasted 12. Metallica has been rocking for 30 YEARS. Still better than most live shows anywhere, anytime.


You have never been to an Iron Maiden Show have you? Rocking for nearly 40 years!
 
2011-08-04 05:21:13 PM

Hetfield: msupf: Glad the last time I saw them was the millennium concert at the silver dome.

I was there too. It was awesome.


Hey me to! I had a great time that night.

I've seen them quite a bit since then also. But that night was awesome.
 
2011-08-04 05:32:50 PM

Nurglitch: [t3.gstatic.com image 224x167]

FIRE BAD!


You don't say. (new window)
 
2011-08-04 05:36:22 PM

hurdygurdy27: Having met the dude, I can honestly say I think he's a top-rated douche.


Funny, because he told me the exact same thing about you!
 
2011-08-04 06:09:40 PM

Hoboclown: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x598]


came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2011-08-04 06:19:09 PM

ScotterOtter: hurdygurdy27: Having met the dude, I can honestly say I think he's a top-rated douche.

Funny, because he told me the exact same thing about you!


Well, maybe he isn't as bad as I thought. His opinion on that is deadly accurate. :)
 
2011-08-04 06:33:03 PM
Death Magnetic is really good.

*Runs and hides*
 
2011-08-04 06:42:16 PM

Esquire: I am constantly amazed by the criticism that Metallica gets - they have been around for 30 years! Yes it is shocking that over the course of a dozen or so albums that not all the music they make at 50 years old sounds like it did when they were 20. The farking Beatles were only a band for 7 years. Led Zeppelin lasted 12. Metallica has been rocking for 30 YEARS. Still better than most live shows anywhere, anytime.


fark you, Saint Anger, fark you.

That album was complete farking trash....tic tic tic tic tic TOC!!!!!

fark you.

/Death Magnetic was okay.
 
2011-08-04 06:48:22 PM
Holy shiat, subby, I laughed out loud and now the people in the coffee shop are staring at me funny.
 
2011-08-04 06:57:28 PM
Wow. 'Fire Bad' goes all the way back to the Clinton administration.

I'm getting old.
/sigh
 
2011-08-04 07:34:32 PM
 
2011-08-04 07:37:35 PM

Esquire: I am constantly amazed by the criticism that Metallica gets - they have been around for 30 years! Yes it is shocking that over the course of a dozen or so albums that not all the music they make at 50 years old sounds like it did when they were 20. The farking Beatles were only a band for 7 years. Led Zeppelin lasted 12. Metallica has been rocking for 30 YEARS. Still better than most live shows anywhere, anytime.


Shutup.

The only good music they ever made was back when they used to ripoff bands like Diamond Head, Satan, Black Death, etc.

If you think Metallica "rock" you have very poor and generic taste in music and should probably go listen to some GOOD metal.
 
2011-08-04 07:38:13 PM

pwn3d781: Oh, wow. I didn't think anyone remembered Napster Bad.

/never underestimate the memory of Fark


What I hate about that cartoon is that it's worth a light chuckle at best. It got popular solely because it was the earlier days of the internet and memes were scarce. If it came out today, people would be like, "oh, that's cute, what's next?"
 
2011-08-04 07:45:55 PM

The_Sponge: Jim Breuer's Hetfield impersonation


LOL
 
2011-08-04 07:53:44 PM

zato_ichi: Death Magnetic is really good.

*Runs and hides*


Agreed.

I'm only a casual Metallica fan, so I can understand but don't agree with the "Metallica have sucked since..." crowd. But that's cool, everyone can have their opinion.

What I really came here to say is that though I like them, I still laugh my arse off everytime I see the "djabajabaza" and "bargains" pics.

Also, I saw them last year and it was awesome. Especially when Kirk kicked the ball into the little girl. Hilarious.

/she's fine folks
//that is all
///slashies!
 
2011-08-04 08:00:53 PM

BloodFireDeath: Esquire: I am constantly amazed by the criticism that Metallica gets - they have been around for 30 years! Yes it is shocking that over the course of a dozen or so albums that not all the music they make at 50 years old sounds like it did when they were 20. The farking Beatles were only a band for 7 years. Led Zeppelin lasted 12. Metallica has been rocking for 30 YEARS. Still better than most live shows anywhere, anytime.

Shutup.

The only good music they ever made was back when they used to ripoff bands like Diamond Head, Satan, Black Death, etc.

If you think Metallica "rock" you have very poor and generic taste in music and should probably go listen to some GOOD metal.


Meh, Metallica hasn't been metal since Justice. Mind you I still mostly like the band's music, but they're a rock band now.

Now if by "good" metal you mean crap with vocals that sound like a pit bull tried to gargle broken glass, you can keep that shiat. Nothing worse than a decent band wasting time with shiat vocalists whose only talent is to bark unintelligible lyrics like a dog being strangled.
 
2011-08-04 08:49:42 PM

Herbie555: Hoboclown: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x598]

I LOL'd.


me2
 
2011-08-04 09:14:37 PM
You know, Motley Crue did a great video for the same people who did the the Metallica/Napster videos... not a fan of their music, but can't say I argue with the way they ripped on Metallica for it.
 
2011-08-04 10:04:27 PM

BloodFireDeath: Esquire: I am constantly amazed by the criticism that Metallica gets - they have been around for 30 years! Yes it is shocking that over the course of a dozen or so albums that not all the music they make at 50 years old sounds like it did when they were 20. The farking Beatles were only a band for 7 years. Led Zeppelin lasted 12. Metallica has been rocking for 30 YEARS. Still better than most live shows anywhere, anytime.

Shutup.

The only good music they ever made was back when they used to ripoff bands like Diamond Head, Satan, Black Death, etc.

If you think Metallica "rock" you have very poor and generic taste in music and should probably go listen to some GOOD metal.


oh come on. Metallica's first 6 records are all classics that should be in every metal head's library. after that I suppose it gets subjective.... Death Magnetic is pretty good tho.

/life long metal head
//can't stand people that say "this band/that band" aren't metal enough.
 
das
2011-08-04 10:20:53 PM
Beer Good!!!!
 
2011-08-04 10:21:59 PM

frepnog: so, when is metallica going to reunite with jason cliff and make a GOOD record?

/or something


FTFY
It's seance time...
 
2011-08-04 10:30:08 PM

frepnog: BloodFireDeath: Esquire: I am constantly amazed by the criticism that Metallica gets - they have been around for 30 years! Yes it is shocking that over the course of a dozen or so albums that not all the music they make at 50 years old sounds like it did when they were 20. The farking Beatles were only a band for 7 years. Led Zeppelin lasted 12. Metallica has been rocking for 30 YEARS. Still better than most live shows anywhere, anytime.

Shutup.

The only good music they ever made was back when they used to ripoff bands like Diamond Head, Satan, Black Death, etc.

If you think Metallica "rock" you have very poor and generic taste in music and should probably go listen to some GOOD metal.

oh come on. Metallica's first 6 records are all classics that should be in every metal head's library. after that I suppose it gets subjective.... Death Magnetic is pretty good tho.


First 6?

Is that including the Garage Days EP, or not, since the first 6 major label albums go through Load.
 
2011-08-04 10:49:13 PM
Subby -- as a fellow oldhead who remembers Napster Bad, I salute you
 
2011-08-04 11:06:13 PM

FirstNationalBastard: First 6?

Is that including the Garage Days EP, or not, since the first 6 major label albums go through Load.



This is a very good point / question.
 
2011-08-05 12:37:16 AM

jackandwater: The_Sponge: Jim Breuer's Hetfield impersonation

LOL


Holy shiat, that was funny as hell, I've heard Jim do tons of rocker impersonations on the Eddie Trunk show but never saw the video of him doing metal.

This is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QqzDy0rloI
 
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