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Bizzerk		2003-09-09 04:55:02 PM

I bet all HIS Palestinian-Israeli problems are solved...

danbanana		2003-09-09 04:55:06 PM

i'm first!

"God reiterates no killing policy."

ThankYouMaskedMan		2003-09-09 04:55:06 PM

FLAME ON!

Cygnis-x		2003-09-09 04:55:07 PM

Praise allah

sfounder		2003-09-09 04:55:17 PM

Most. Poignant. Headline. Ever.

PowerSlacker		2003-09-09 04:55:27 PM

Islam is the religion of peace.
It's all Clinton's fault.

Pick a flamewar topic now!

Dinner		2003-09-09 04:55:39 PM

I was just there last Saturday night.

"Religion of Peace" comment in 3... 2... 1...

Hell, Religion of Peace strikes again.

fresno		2003-09-09 04:55:44 PM

*yawn* redux

Coelacanth		2003-09-09 04:55:58 PM

Kill them all and let Halliburton sort them out...

danbanana		2003-09-09 04:55:59 PM

damn you, bizzerk! i'll kil- oh. sorry.

culturemock		2003-09-09 04:56:11 PM

The source of the explosion wasn't immediately clear.

Wow, the poster of this arcticle jumped to a conclusion faster than Foxnews.

dmd		2003-09-09 04:56:27 PM

Psht, the Middle-East is as easy to solve as Northern Ireland

Slowmoriot		2003-09-09 04:56:37 PM

what's the point of killing if you can't see the results? Suicide bombers are so last year.

tomlennon		2003-09-09 04:56:51 PM

Theseus		2003-09-09 04:57:08 PM

sigh. that's all. just sigh

das		2003-09-09 04:57:25 PM

It will solve all the problems, and we will have a polite and moderate discussion about it on FARK.

ThankYouMaskedMan		2003-09-09 04:57:28 PM

DAMMIT! I was so close

Whats the over/under until Israel rounds all of the Palestinians up and put them in fenced in camps and does a person to person head count and yanks all the terrorists/hamas/islamic jihad troublemakers out of there?

I say 23 months.

dmd		2003-09-09 04:57:39 PM

tomlennon:

Where are the emergency exits? I want out!

wil		2003-09-09 04:57:55 PM

We should just start using the number of the attack, and the number killed as the headline, like Saudi beheadings.

Por ejemplo: 500 : 19

BTW- this was a really good headline, IMHO.

rash		2003-09-09 04:58:04 PM

Yawn, Again

Wake me up when it hits America

Super Bee		2003-09-09 04:58:05 PM

Was it a military target? I didn't think so..

Zed		2003-09-09 04:58:49 PM

I think Fark needs to just start a counter for suicide bombings each month like beheadings for each year. Its getting to be enough that we should keep track of the count.

sloppyjoes7		2003-09-09 04:59:14 PM

Just something I've wanted to say for a while...

Asking Israel not to go after Hamas (and similar terrorists) is like asking the US to not go after Osama, after a hundred 9/11 attacks.

gnasche		2003-09-09 04:59:21 PM

I don't think it's about solving the problems on Earth. It's about dying while killing infidels and ascending to your pretend afterlife, depending on which invisible man in the sky you follow.

Zed		2003-09-09 04:59:52 PM

hahaha...dammit wil...beat me by almost a full minute.

pudding7		2003-09-09 04:59:54 PM

So if Isreal does NOT retaliate, is the cycle of violence broken?

R.A.Danny		2003-09-09 04:59:54 PM

tomlennon, That was about the funniest thing I've read here!

geosprint		2003-09-09 04:59:58 PM

I know lets just give them 87 billion.....lol keep bending over folks...no astroglide here....

SuperCMC		2003-09-09 05:00:03 PM

Way to show your concern for others rash

Susamoschexianu		2003-09-09 05:00:52 PM

Here we go again!

Pathighgate		2003-09-09 05:00:57 PM

Fundimentalist Palistinans: "The Killings will continue until you like us"

Bush to the Middle East: "The killings will continue until you like us"

Northern Ireland to the British: "The killings will continue until you like us"

Terrorists to the US: "The killings will continue until you like us"

Can't we all just stand up and say we don't like each other very much, be cool with that, and leave each other alone?

bugdog		2003-09-09 05:01:07 PM

If there are enough suicide bombings, it will solve the problem. There won't be anyone left to be a problem. There'll be like one guy wandering through empty streets, wondering where everyone is... and then his glasses will get broken and then...

Oh, wait. Wrong universe. Sorry.

Nightsweat		2003-09-09 05:01:42 PM

Has president Oprah commented yet?

/long story

GW_Diesel		2003-09-09 05:02:30 PM

I have nothing to say that hasn't already been said..but at least I am in the top post of this thread and everybody will read this.. I'm FAMOUS!!!

smartypants		2003-09-09 05:02:34 PM

Simon and Garfunkel reunite on the same day as two bombings in Israel...coincidence? Yes. Very much so.

Anyway, what's the over/under on an Israeli retaliation?

blitzd		2003-09-09 05:02:35 PM

*sigh*

Haven't even got the skin grafts needed after today's earlier Israeli/Palestinian flamewar

I think I'll sit this one out and let my charred flesh heal.

DixieNormus		2003-09-09 05:02:52 PM

thingamajig		2003-09-09 05:03:29 PM

maybe tappingthevein was that bar ;)

DixieNormus		2003-09-09 05:03:34 PM

HappyDaddy		2003-09-09 05:03:55 PM

Hamas getting rid of those pesky women and children again. Just you wait, when Israel retaliates, Hamas will declare an end to the ceasefire.

Anne.Uumellmahaye		2003-09-09 05:04:09 PM

What's the difference between a homicide bomber and a suicide bomber?

deltau922		2003-09-09 05:04:13 PM

I bet if Allah were alive and in the flesh today, the first thing he would do is walk into a farking Sbarro and blow himself up.

Discordian36		2003-09-09 05:04:16 PM

This is the first time I've seen the use of "homicide bomber" on one of the news sites. And of course, it's FOX.

will wonders never cease.

Chuckles McFarland		2003-09-09 05:04:31 PM

Call me when the number of deaths in Palestine and Israel start to outnumber births.
That would be a positive development.

Muta		2003-09-09 05:04:39 PM

I think we can all agree that heathbofeath looks doable.

pinkpower		2003-09-09 05:05:10 PM

BOOM!
Over stating the obvious->
Police said the source of the explosion was a homicide bomber.

Chuckles McFarland		2003-09-09 05:06:20 PM

Good idea wil.

gorgor		2003-09-09 05:06:36 PM

homicide bomber was even in bold!
*wonders if fark is swaying reporter catch phrases?*

deltau922		2003-09-09 05:07:18 PM

ThankYouMaskedMan		2003-09-09 05:07:24 PM

This conflict wont be solved until they make a movie about the problem with that Tony Shaloub dude and maybe John Tuturro and the guy who plays Gimli in LOTR.

'Indy, I need compensation for my brotha's car.'

that dude

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