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(Some Guy)   Crash car into condo, pour bucket of feces over yourself to throw off police dogs. "It looks like alcohol may have been involved"   (tdn.com) divider line 37
    More: Dumbass, rains, police dogs, condos, St. John Medical Center, Longview  
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2011-08-03 09:22:36 PM
why was there a bucket of human feces readily available in the first place?
 
2011-08-03 09:41:17 PM
*nudges bucket of human feces behind plant*
 
2011-08-03 09:42:16 PM
The Aristocrats?
 
2011-08-03 10:06:18 PM
When he left work that day he was heard exclaiming, "I am going to get sh*tfaced tonight"

That is what is called going above...and beyond.
 
2011-08-03 10:15:41 PM

Solty Dog: When he left work that day he was heard exclaiming, "I am going to get sh*tfaced tonight"

That is what is called going above...and beyond.


Aw crap... you just had to GO there...
 
2011-08-03 10:16:33 PM
Yes. Because dogs are never attracted to the smell of poop.

Also, what tromps said.
 
2011-08-03 10:20:55 PM
When he left work that day he was heard exclaiming, "I am going to get sh*tfaced tonight"

That is what is called going above...and beyond.


Thread over.
 
2011-08-03 10:42:59 PM

thomps: why was there a bucket of human feces readily available in the first place?


That's what I came here to ask. DNRTFA
 
2011-08-03 10:46:43 PM
I thought dogs liked the smell of shiat. So how is that gonna help?
 
2011-08-03 10:48:29 PM
When you drive drunk into a home then cover yourself in crappy foam, Port-A-Potty, Port-A-Potty!
 
2011-08-03 10:51:43 PM

skinink: When you drive drunk into a home then cover yourself in crappy foam, Port-A-Potty, Port-A-Potty!


When you don't know what to do
Except cover yourself in poo
Crap your hands
Crap your hands
 
2011-08-03 10:54:30 PM
I guess calling a tow truck and bribing the driver with a bucket of feces was out of the question?
 
2011-08-03 11:04:30 PM
so typical Thursday night?
 
2011-08-03 11:10:59 PM

bdub77: When he left work that day he was heard exclaiming, "I am going to get sh*tfaced tonight"

That is what is called going above...and beyond.

Thread over.


+1
 
2011-08-03 11:11:12 PM
Ugh, VOMIT.
 
2011-08-03 11:15:45 PM
Bucket of human feces?
Alcohol involved?

www.ratebeer.com

Better bring your own bucket.

/There's a true story behind this post, but the margin is too small to contain it.
 
2011-08-03 11:18:52 PM

Mr. Potatoass: Bucket of human feces?
Alcohol involved?

[www.ratebeer.com image 275x397]

Better bring your own bucket.

/There's a true story behind this post, but the margin is too small to contain it.


Fermat's last bender?
 
2011-08-03 11:19:03 PM

thomps: why was there a bucket of human feces readily available in the first place?

You're asking me to get into the mind of a a stupid drunk person. I don't want to go there. There is a reason I changed my Major from Psych to chemistry.
 
2011-08-03 11:22:26 PM
A dog's sense of smell does not work that way.
 
2011-08-03 11:23:40 PM

JohnAnnArbor:
Fermat's last bender?


Well played.
 
2011-08-03 11:25:17 PM

vodka: A dog's sense of smell does not work that way.



Yet another thing dogs can be grateful for.
 
2011-08-03 11:33:30 PM
and pot is still illegal?
 
2011-08-03 11:33:45 PM
It's few people who consider themselves lucky to find a bucket of feces.


"Thank God, a bucket of feces! Just what I need to escape!"
 
2011-08-03 11:36:05 PM
for those who DNRTFA, he also hid in a porta potty.. (explains why there was a bucket o' shiat handy)
 
2011-08-03 11:37:45 PM

frizzantik: and pot is still illegal?


Not a pot full of feces, apparently.
 
2011-08-03 11:49:33 PM
When the cops knocked on the porta-potty door, what did he say?

i54.tinypic.com
 
2011-08-03 11:56:32 PM
Oh yeah, like no one else ever got drunk enough to dump feces...Sheesh.

Er, wait, on his own head?

Not to attract the dogs but to throw them off?

This was too simplistic for our hero?

blogs.sfweekly.com
 
2011-08-03 11:57:08 PM
Its fun to throw at people when I get excited but hiding in it is disgusting
 
2011-08-03 11:59:44 PM

thomps: why was there a bucket of human feces readily available in the first place?


"Donde Esta Casa La De Pepe?"

img.photobucket.com
 
2011-08-04 12:36:44 AM
More like anal-haul, amirite?
 
2011-08-04 12:53:49 AM

Roxy Monoxide: Ugh, VOMIT.


Larks vomit?
 
2011-08-04 01:02:12 AM

whatshisname: thomps: why was there a bucket of human feces readily available in the first place?

That's what I came here to ask. DNRTFA


I DNRTFA because I do not want to know why there was such a bucket handy. No. I do NOT.

Especially if it wasn't his condo he crashed into.
 
2011-08-04 01:57:48 AM

wejash: Oh yeah, like no one else ever got drunk enough to dump feces...Sheesh.

Er, wait, on his own head?

Not to attract the dogs but to throw them off?

This was too simplistic for our hero?

[blogs.sfweekly.com image 470x353]


That is not a proper Upward Dog.
 
2011-08-04 02:01:20 AM
You gotta use chili powder and curry to throw off the dogs.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-08-04 02:27:44 AM
i2.ytimg.com

not impressed

/hot like dinosaur urine
 
2011-08-04 03:08:00 AM
I'd say malt liquor and meth just knowing the area.
 
2011-08-04 06:53:26 AM
www.brainygamer.com
 
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