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(Some Guy)		Crash car into condo, pour bucket of feces over yourself to throw off police dogs. "It looks like alcohol may have been involved" (tdn.com)		37
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thomps		2011-08-03 09:22:36 PM

why was there a bucket of human feces readily available in the first place?

TheOther		2011-08-03 09:41:17 PM

*nudges bucket of human feces behind plant*

FirstNationalBastard		2011-08-03 09:42:16 PM

The Aristocrats?

Solty Dog		2011-08-03 10:06:18 PM

When he left work that day he was heard exclaiming, "I am going to get sh*tfaced tonight"

That is what is called going above...and beyond.

Clete Orris		2011-08-03 10:15:41 PM

Solty Dog: When he left work that day he was heard exclaiming, "I am going to get sh*tfaced tonight"

That is what is called going above...and beyond.

Aw crap... you just had to GO there...

LargeCanine		2011-08-03 10:16:33 PM

Yes. Because dogs are never attracted to the smell of poop.

Also, what tromps said.

bdub77		2011-08-03 10:20:55 PM

When he left work that day he was heard exclaiming, "I am going to get sh*tfaced tonight"

That is what is called going above...and beyond.

Thread over.

whatshisname		2011-08-03 10:42:59 PM

thomps: why was there a bucket of human feces readily available in the first place?

That's what I came here to ask. DNRTFA

some_beer_drinker		2011-08-03 10:46:43 PM

I thought dogs liked the smell of shiat. So how is that gonna help?

skinink		2011-08-03 10:48:29 PM

When you drive drunk into a home then cover yourself in crappy foam, Port-A-Potty, Port-A-Potty!

Teen Wolf Blitzer		2011-08-03 10:51:43 PM

skinink: When you drive drunk into a home then cover yourself in crappy foam, Port-A-Potty, Port-A-Potty!

When you don't know what to do
Except cover yourself in poo
Crap your hands
Crap your hands

Sun Khan		2011-08-03 10:54:30 PM

I guess calling a tow truck and bribing the driver with a bucket of feces was out of the question?

j__z		2011-08-03 11:04:30 PM

so typical Thursday night?

Virulency		2011-08-03 11:10:59 PM

bdub77: When he left work that day he was heard exclaiming, "I am going to get sh*tfaced tonight"

That is what is called going above...and beyond.

Thread over.

+1

Roxy Monoxide		2011-08-03 11:11:12 PM

Ugh, VOMIT.

Mr. Potatoass		2011-08-03 11:15:45 PM

Bucket of human feces?
Alcohol involved?

www.ratebeer.com

Better bring your own bucket.

/There's a true story behind this post, but the margin is too small to contain it.

JohnAnnArbor		2011-08-03 11:18:52 PM

Mr. Potatoass: Bucket of human feces?
Alcohol involved?

[www.ratebeer.com image 275x397]

Better bring your own bucket.

/There's a true story behind this post, but the margin is too small to contain it.

Fermat's last bender?

thatboyoverthere		2011-08-03 11:19:03 PM

thomps: why was there a bucket of human feces readily available in the first place?
You're asking me to get into the mind of a a stupid drunk person. I don't want to go there. There is a reason I changed my Major from Psych to chemistry.

vodka		2011-08-03 11:22:26 PM

A dog's sense of smell does not work that way.

Mr. Potatoass		2011-08-03 11:23:40 PM

JohnAnnArbor:
Fermat's last bender?

Well played.

Amos Quito		2011-08-03 11:25:17 PM

vodka: A dog's sense of smell does not work that way.

Yet another thing dogs can be grateful for.

frizzantik		2011-08-03 11:33:30 PM

and pot is still illegal?

Hector Remarkable		2011-08-03 11:33:45 PM

It's few people who consider themselves lucky to find a bucket of feces.

"Thank God, a bucket of feces! Just what I need to escape!"

frizzantik		2011-08-03 11:36:05 PM

for those who DNRTFA, he also hid in a porta potty.. (explains why there was a bucket o' shiat handy)

Amos Quito		2011-08-03 11:37:45 PM

frizzantik: and pot is still illegal?

Not a pot full of feces, apparently.

Fecal Conservative		2011-08-03 11:49:33 PM

When the cops knocked on the porta-potty door, what did he say?

i54.tinypic.com

wejash		2011-08-03 11:56:32 PM

Oh yeah, like no one else ever got drunk enough to dump feces...Sheesh.

Er, wait, on his own head?

Not to attract the dogs but to throw them off?

This was too simplistic for our hero?

blogs.sfweekly.com

fjnorton		2011-08-03 11:57:08 PM

Its fun to throw at people when I get excited but hiding in it is disgusting

Notabunny		2011-08-03 11:59:44 PM

thomps: why was there a bucket of human feces readily available in the first place?

"Donde Esta Casa La De Pepe?"

sirgrim		2011-08-04 12:36:44 AM

More like anal-haul, amirite?

macross87		2011-08-04 12:53:49 AM

Roxy Monoxide: Ugh, VOMIT.

Larks vomit?

Gyrfalcon		2011-08-04 01:02:12 AM

whatshisname: thomps: why was there a bucket of human feces readily available in the first place?

That's what I came here to ask. DNRTFA

I DNRTFA because I do not want to know why there was such a bucket handy. No. I do NOT.

Especially if it wasn't his condo he crashed into.

dababler		2011-08-04 01:57:48 AM

wejash: Oh yeah, like no one else ever got drunk enough to dump feces...Sheesh.

Er, wait, on his own head?

Not to attract the dogs but to throw them off?

This was too simplistic for our hero?

[blogs.sfweekly.com image 470x353]

That is not a proper Upward Dog.