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(Some Guy)   Actual headline: "Man known to lie in road is run over and killed"   (pressherald.com) divider line 25
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2011-08-03 02:19:28 PM
www.mojoimage.com
 
2011-08-03 02:39:08 PM
We need a bigger Obvious tag.
 
2011-08-03 03:32:23 PM
When planking goes wrong. News at 11.
 
2011-08-03 03:32:50 PM
So that's why we don't do it in the road. I knew there was a reason.
 
2011-08-03 03:36:42 PM
he was run over and killed instantly.

head probably popped like a grape
 
2011-08-03 03:38:03 PM
Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Thump, thump
Zoooooooooom
 
2011-08-03 03:43:06 PM
I can't help but think about when the Crocodile Hunter was killed and Norm MacDonald's reaction to it.

/at work, can't link
 
2011-08-03 03:52:40 PM
No charges will be brought against Micks, who was not injured.

At least the story had a happy ending.
 
2011-08-03 03:54:56 PM

astralvortex: When planking goes wrong. News at 11.


LMAO
 
2011-08-03 03:55:12 PM
I lie in the road sometimes. But they're just little white lies.
 
2011-08-03 04:00:46 PM
Anyone know where I can get a camrip of The Program?
 
2011-08-03 04:18:37 PM
Should have told the truth...
 
2011-08-03 04:40:15 PM
There was a "special" guy in Easton, MD who would walk in front of cars to hear the sound of cars braking. I am not sure if he is still alive or allowed out of his group home.
 
2011-08-03 04:42:08 PM
You lie down with roads, you get up with... oh, that's right, you don't get up.
 
2011-08-03 04:53:23 PM
There has to be a Murphy's Law there somewhere.

Ah yes I remember now, mother nature may be the biatch, but cause and effect is the bastard son.
 
2011-08-03 04:54:24 PM
i.imgur.com
Possum Boy
 
2011-08-03 05:04:26 PM
static.guim.co.uk
 
2011-08-03 05:36:02 PM
I love stories with a happy ending.
 
2011-08-03 06:00:33 PM
i53.tinypic.com
 
2011-08-03 06:01:24 PM
www.highwayexplorer.com
He done got called home.
 
2011-08-03 06:14:02 PM
That was mean. I mean, my kids lie all the time. In the road, in the kitchen, and especially in the dining room. All I do is send them to their rooms or give extra chores. You know, I want to smack them around sometimes for it, but hey, they're just kids so they don't really know any better.
 
2011-08-03 08:36:48 PM

ultraholland: he was run over and killed instantly.

head probably popped like a grape


Nah, it was more like a speed bump with some smoosh action.
 
2011-08-03 09:45:12 PM
FTFA: Kim Micks, 38, of Peru, was driving a 2005 Chevrolet pickup.

First name, I would have thought Korean, second name, Irish, but no, this dude from Peru. WTF? Wonder if the cops even ran a check on this guy. Obviously a made up name. Maybe more to the story here. Or, maybe some drunk azz guy just can't tell the difference in under the bridge vs. on the bridge.
 
2011-08-03 10:40:25 PM

Hobo Kicker: FTFA: Kim Micks, 38, of Peru, was driving a 2005 Chevrolet pickup.

First name, I would have thought Korean, second name, Irish, but no, this dude from Peru. WTF? Wonder if the cops even ran a check on this guy. Obviously a made up name. Maybe more to the story here. Or, maybe some drunk azz guy just can't tell the difference in under the bridge vs. on the bridge.


He's obviously an assassin, or a spy. There's likely a grand conspiracy going on.
 
2011-08-05 02:08:42 AM

Hobo Kicker: FTFA: Kim Micks, 38, of Peru, was driving a 2005 Chevrolet pickup.

First name, I would have thought Korean, second name, Irish, but no, this dude from Peru. WTF? Wonder if the cops even ran a check on this guy. Obviously a made up name. Maybe more to the story here. Or, maybe some drunk azz guy just can't tell the difference in under the bridge vs. on the bridge.


It could be worse. I drove through there the other day. I was going to Mexico to pick up some weed actually. I was back home, in North Western Maine, in just about two and a half hours.

/sped a little bit
//not as much as one might think
/almost stopped in over in Vienna
 
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