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(CTV)   George Clooney's latest piece of ass is... *spins the Wheel of Random George Clooney Paramours* ... former WWE star Stacy Keibler   (ctv.ca) divider line 136
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2011-08-03 01:16:24 PM
imgusr.celebscentral.net

Nothing more need be said.
 
2011-08-03 01:23:08 PM
Fist...angry god...etc...
 
2011-08-03 01:30:15 PM
Well done, George, well done.
 
2011-08-03 01:36:34 PM
Don't you need to be married to have a paramour?
 
2011-08-03 01:36:49 PM

DjangoStonereaver: [imgusr.celebscentral.net image 640x917]

Nothing more need be said.


That view is from the front. There is one more thing to be said.
 
2011-08-03 01:36:58 PM

mitchcumstein1: Well done, George, well done.


*stands up and claps, whistles*
 
2011-08-03 01:37:31 PM
Wow she really grew up and got hot.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-08-03 01:38:24 PM
Piece of ass is correct. That woman has one of the best in the world.

t0.gstatic.com
 
2011-08-03 01:38:28 PM
Me: "Damn, I wish I was George Clooney."

My wife: "Me, too"
 
2011-08-03 01:41:08 PM
you know how to pick 'em George.
 
2011-08-03 01:41:53 PM
Damn it, Clooney.
 
2011-08-03 01:44:48 PM
I love that George doesn't have a "type." Even as a woman, I have to say he's the farking man.
 
2011-08-03 01:45:24 PM
This time you have gone too far Clooney...

/Oh well I guess there is still Maryse.
 
2011-08-03 01:45:35 PM
Play on, player.
 
2011-08-03 01:49:56 PM
Hero amongst men, George Clooney.
 
2011-08-03 01:50:20 PM
i36.photobucket.com

GEORGE, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!
 
2011-08-03 01:50:50 PM
Damn I'm jealous. She is so gorgeous I actually watched Dancing With the Stars with my wife the season she was on just to see her move in those skimpy outfits.

Ahh, those were good days...
 
2011-08-03 01:50:59 PM

czetie: Me: "Damn, I wish I was George Clooney."

My wife: "Me, too"


*Clicks profile
*Reads # 22
*Chortles
;)
 
2011-08-03 01:51:37 PM
Damn, Clooney, it's like you're just rubbing it in at this point.

And I don't blame you one bit.
 
2011-08-03 01:54:33 PM
Friends With Benefits II: The George And Stacy Story . Now playing.

/Outstanding. Simply outstanding.
 
2011-08-03 01:57:06 PM
Goddammit WTF is doing in the Entertainment tab, Sports is three to the left.
 
2011-08-03 01:58:30 PM
David Flair hit that.
 
2011-08-03 01:59:03 PM
Damn. I was just about to ask her out.
 
2011-08-03 02:01:03 PM

Hillbilly Jim: Goddammit WTF is doing in the Entertainment tab, Sports is three to the left.


Let's see... George Clooney, WWE, Dancing with the Stars. None of these things have anything to do with an actual sport.

You can go back to obsessing over sweaty men in your little "Sports" tab ;)
 
2011-08-03 02:04:37 PM
Here's what I think happened

www.popcrunch.com

Elizabeth Canalis: "George, we're perfect for each other... I want to get married."

thebosh.com

George Clooney reflects on potential hot women he has yet to hit.
"I'm going to have to pass."

images.askmen.com

Enter new ass for George Clooney.
 
2011-08-03 02:08:39 PM
I hope she kick's his ass and gives me a blowjob.

/money-grubbing whore.
 
2011-08-03 02:09:26 PM
I've never hated George Clooney before. Now I want his head.
 
2011-08-03 02:09:43 PM
When someone brings up what a letch Tiger Woods is, I always compare him to Clooney. Tiger's problem wasn't so much that he was sticking his dick in so much crazy he could have started his own asylum, it's that he was married while doing it.

Clooney never married. And he pretty much bangs whatever he wants, whenever he wants. And by the comments above, he's grudgingly admired for it.
 
2011-08-03 02:11:25 PM
cdn.static.ovimg.com

/just get this out of the way
//he's rocking the sideburns
 
2011-08-03 02:12:39 PM

I Said: I've never hated George Clooney before. Now I want his head.


This. I've had the hots for Stacey Kiebler for years, so when I saw this headline my first thought was "I farking hate George Clooney."
 
2011-08-03 02:15:09 PM
Who? (clicks) Damn, Clooney has good taste!
 
2011-08-03 02:15:46 PM

Nabb1: Damn, Clooney, it's like you're just rubbing it in at this point.


I think he's gotten farther than rubbing it at this point.
 
2011-08-03 02:16:25 PM
Want.
 
2011-08-03 02:16:33 PM

I Said: I've never hated George Clooney before. Now I want his head.


I've wanted his head for such a long time, man. Whew. Let me tell you.

*slaps knee*
 
2011-08-03 02:17:47 PM
Dos Equis needs to pay this guy a million bucks to be in a "Most Interesting Man In The World" commercial for the Super Bowl next year.
 
2011-08-03 02:18:38 PM
Oh, to be George Clooney's penis. The places you'd go, the things you'd see...
 
2011-08-03 02:18:45 PM

RoosterCogburn: [cdn.static.ovimg.com image 400x300]

/just get this out of the way
//he's rocking the sideburns


Hilarious episode!

Stan: According to my intel, he starts production tomorrow on a new movie called 'Dr. Love'. He plays a brilliant heart surgeon.
Francine: Let me guess. The only heart he can't heal is his own.
Stan: Look at that, word for word.
Francine: That knuckle-dragging son of a biatch!

And my favorite from that episode:

Stan: You're having a midlife crisis and you're taking it out on a future senator from California!
Francine: Midlife crisis... wait, future senator? Oh I will farking chop his head in two!

/Maybe he'll fall in love and have his heart torn out for the first time in his life
 
2011-08-03 02:19:43 PM
Do you think he ever calls up Brad Pitt and just laughs?

Jolie may be one of the hottest women on the planet, but she is just one woman.
 
2011-08-03 02:20:21 PM
this is not what I expected when i read WWE
 
2011-08-03 02:21:13 PM

SurfaceTension: When someone brings up what a letch Tiger Woods is, I always compare him to Clooney. Tiger's problem wasn't so much that he was sticking his dick in so much crazy he could have started his own asylum, it's that he was married while doing it.

Clooney never married. And he pretty much bangs whatever he wants, whenever he wants. And by the comments above, he's grudgingly admired for it.


Plus, Clooney doesn't seem to do as many at the same time as Woods. Clooney seems to be more of a serial monogamist.
 
2011-08-03 02:22:15 PM
Damn dude...just.....damn
 
2011-08-03 02:23:59 PM

SurfaceTension: Clooney never married. And he pretty much bangs whatever he wants, whenever he wants. And by the comments above, he's grudgingly admired for it.


Clooney is just one of those guys who you just can't hate even though you should. He's worked his ass of for what he has, and hasn't let Hollywood turn him into a douche, so you can't fault him for enjoying the good life. I personally put Justin Timberlake in the same category.
 
2011-08-03 02:28:03 PM

Eddie_Dean_NY: Do you think he ever calls up Brad Pitt and just laughs?

Jolie may be one of the hottest women on the planet, but she is just one woman.


He calls Charlie Sheen and laughs. George is THE Man among Men among Men.
 
2011-08-03 02:30:32 PM
I am saddened by the lack pf pics in this thread. I can only do so much.

www.fondosgratis.com.mx
stacykeiblergallery.com
 
2011-08-03 02:33:41 PM

Sarcastica75: I Said: I've never hated George Clooney before. Now I want his head.

I've wanted his head for such a long time, man. Whew. Let me tell you.

*slaps knee*


[rimshot] XD
 
2011-08-03 02:33:51 PM
I wouldn't even know how to work a girl like that....
 
2011-08-03 02:38:05 PM
I would go through him to get into her.

Possibly literally.
 
2011-08-03 02:38:19 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I am saddened by the lack pf pics in this thread. I can only do so much.

[www.fondosgratis.com.mx image 400x300]
[stacykeiblergallery.com image 399x567]


Here you go.


i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com


/Am I doing it right?
 
2011-08-03 02:39:21 PM
Hats off to Clooney, but I have to give credit to where credit is due. Stacy Keibler was a cheerleader who won a contest to be on a wrestling show and now she is banging George Clooney.

HATS OFF TO YOU MADAM!
 
2011-08-03 02:41:03 PM

CashMoneyGifford: Hats off to Clooney, but I have to give credit to where credit is due. Stacy Keibler was a cheerleader who won a contest to be on a wrestling show and now she is banging George Clooney.

HATS OFF TO YOU MADAM!


I still remember her debut in WCW where she danced on the announce table in front of Tony Schiavone.
 
2011-08-03 02:44:16 PM

LegacyDL: Dos Equis needs to pay this guy a million bucks to be in a "Most Interesting Man In The World" commercial for the Super Bowl next year.


i258.photobucket.com
 
2011-08-03 02:51:53 PM
Damnit...do I have to do everything around here?



fatmanjay.com

jokerreport.typepad.com

www.buzzfoto.com

www.wrestlingaudio.com

www.sarcastechdesigns.com

stacykeiblerfans.com

The legs to arse ratio for that girl is downright unfair. She is a work of $*@#ing art. I tip my hat to Clooney. Bravo good sir, bravo.
 
2011-08-03 02:54:35 PM

Hillbilly Jim: Goddammit WTF is doing in the Entertainment tab, Sports is three to the left.


THIS
 
2011-08-03 02:55:07 PM
Good lawd have mercy how I envy that man. The only way a man's life could get better than his is if somebody figured out how to deep-fry orgasms.
 
2011-08-03 02:59:30 PM
Good lawd have mercy how I envy that man. The only way a man's life could get better than his is if somebody figured out how to deep-fry orgasms.

Oh give them time. If they can deep fry Coke, they'll find a way to deep fry this.
 
2011-08-03 03:00:48 PM
would hit it like 3 casinos.
 
2011-08-03 03:10:34 PM

theesir: I wouldn't even know how to work a girl like that....


But I would gladly earn a PhD learning how.
 
2011-08-03 03:16:43 PM
Yea but is he REALLY happy down deep? Besides the money, fame, and hot women what else does he have t look forward to in life? These are the questions I'll ponder as I go to sleep tonight and hope I wake up as him tomorrow.
 
2011-08-03 03:17:23 PM
But, do you really think that he's happy?
 
2011-08-03 03:18:14 PM
mobile360.org
 
2011-08-03 03:23:01 PM
slam.canoe.ca

Ha Ha!
 
2011-08-03 03:25:24 PM

chewielouie: But, do you really think that he's happy?


yes.
 
2011-08-03 03:25:25 PM

chewielouie: But, do you really think that he's happy?


One man's trash is another man's treasure.

So the question we should be asking ourselves is: Whose trash is Clooney dumpster diving into? A guy such as myself would feel inclined to find this place.

/Will also be happy with Clooney's trash as well I guess.
 
2011-08-03 03:26:23 PM

turdsandwich08: Damnit...do I have to do everything around here?



[fatmanjay.com image 640x480]

[jokerreport.typepad.com image 400x500]

[www.buzzfoto.com image 500x750]

[www.wrestlingaudio.com image 443x640]

[www.sarcastechdesigns.com image 640x840]

[stacykeiblerfans.com image 450x970]

The legs to arse ratio for that girl is downright unfair. She is a work of $*@#ing art. I tip my hat to Clooney. Bravo good sir, bravo.


The lollipop pic...OM farking G!
 
2011-08-03 03:29:11 PM

Rude_Baby: Hillbilly Jim: Goddammit WTF is doing in the Entertainment tab, Sports is three to the left.

THIS


I'm torn on this.

Wrestling is not sports.

George Clooney's sex life might be though.
 
2011-08-03 03:32:19 PM

Whatthefark: The lollipop pic...OM farking G!


They're all good, but that one.. that's dangerously sexy. The kind that can make a person forget to breathe.
 
2011-08-03 03:32:50 PM
Give the man his due:

He's one prime specimen himself.

Amirite, ladies?
 
2011-08-03 03:40:11 PM
Clooney you magIFICENT bastard!
 
2011-08-03 03:45:28 PM
Her elf family that lives in that tree makes some pretty good cookies. And her cookies are quite nice as well.
 
2011-08-03 03:51:31 PM
Finally Ric Flair's kid and George Clooney have something in common.
 
2011-08-03 03:53:17 PM
You know what else is nice about her? She apparently never felt the need to get a boob job.
 
2011-08-03 03:54:53 PM
Fit women for the win.
 
2011-08-03 04:01:37 PM
Lots of old pics of her, what could she possibly look like now? Hmmm, if only that photographer from meinmyplace.com could give us a clue.

/(not linked purposely, nsfw)
 
2011-08-03 04:02:18 PM
turdsandwich08:

[www.sarcastechdesigns.com image 640x840]



Oh, eat my chair...
 
2011-08-03 04:04:36 PM
www.buzzfoto.com

i52.tinypic.com
 
2011-08-03 04:20:58 PM
what's all this then
 
2011-08-03 04:21:31 PM

Orgasmatron138: You know what else is nice about her? She apparently never felt the need to get a boob job.


And thank whatever deity is listening for that.

I swear, that ass is at least a 9.5 on the Minogue scale. I have fond, fond memories of her ring entrance (new window).

/stopped watching around the time she left
//COINCIDENCE??
 
2011-08-03 04:22:09 PM

Orgasmatron138: CashMoneyGifford: Hats off to Clooney, but I have to give credit to where credit is due. Stacy Keibler was a cheerleader who won a contest to be on a wrestling show and now she is banging George Clooney.

HATS OFF TO YOU MADAM!

I still remember her debut in WCW where she danced on the announce table in front of Tony Schiavone.


Oddly enough, that was the one time he didn't say that it was the GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!
 
2011-08-03 04:24:59 PM
want to touch the hiney
 
2011-08-03 04:31:27 PM
Her body has always reminded me of Elle McPherson's when she was doing swimsuit modeling. Long, lean, and pleasantly athletic rather than overly muscled.
 
2011-08-03 04:37:02 PM

DjangoStonereaver: theesir: I wouldn't even know how to work a girl like that....

But I would gladly earn a PhD learning how.


Preach on brother, preach on!
 
2011-08-03 04:49:35 PM

Brubold: Her body has always reminded me of Elle McPherson's when she was doing swimsuit modeling. Long, lean, and pleasantly athletic rather than overly muscled.


This. I also really love the fact that she hasn't gone for fake boobies yet. She looks so much better with what god gave her.
 
2011-08-03 04:57:03 PM

I think George Clooney and Justin Timberlake should just duke it out once and for all in



THE GREATEST COCKSMITH BATTLE OF ALL TIME!
 
2011-08-03 04:57:46 PM
Oh and...
 
2011-08-03 05:02:35 PM
www.wwedivaspictures.com
 
2011-08-03 05:09:50 PM

StubePT: I think George Clooney and Justin Timberlake should just duke it out once and for all in

THE GREATEST COCKSMITH BATTLE OF ALL TIME!


They are different generations - the old guard and the new...no reason for a battle...
 
2011-08-03 05:11:27 PM

StubePT: I think George Clooney and Justin Timberlake should just duke it out once and for all in

THE GREATEST COCKSMITH BATTLE OF ALL TIME!


DiCaprio needs to be in that discussion.
 
2011-08-03 05:13:22 PM

mitchcumstein1: StubePT: I think George Clooney and Justin Timberlake should just duke it out once and for all in

THE GREATEST COCKSMITH BATTLE OF ALL TIME!

DiCaprio needs to be in that discussion.


I like to think that somewhere they three of them play pool together. While sipping fine Scotch, they don't even have to share stories; they just nod knowingly at each other.
 
2011-08-03 05:15:36 PM
DiCaprio needs to be in that discussion.

I think Farkers exclude him b/c he comes across as a mega tool. Clooney and JT really just don't take themselves seriously, and will pick on themselves just as fast as they pick on someone else.

Every time one of these two are rumored to be banging a new girl that basement dwellers fap to...the general statement is "But...I really don't find myself hating the guy"

DiCaprio? People still want him to DIAF after the Titanic.

Now, if he ever goes on record that he's been banging Kate Winslett on and off for the past 15 years, then Farkers might show him some love.
 
2011-08-03 05:21:33 PM

Orgasmatron138: mitchcumstein1: StubePT: I think George Clooney and Justin Timberlake should just duke it out once and for all in

THE GREATEST COCKSMITH BATTLE OF ALL TIME!

DiCaprio needs to be in that discussion.

I like to think that somewhere they three of them play pool together. While sipping fine Scotch, they don't even have to share stories; they just nod knowingly at each other.


Indeed.

turdsandwich08: DiCaprio needs to be in that discussion.

I think Farkers exclude him b/c he comes across as a mega tool. Clooney and JT really just don't take themselves seriously, and will pick on themselves just as fast as they pick on someone else.

Every time one of these two are rumored to be banging a new girl that basement dwellers fap to...the general statement is "But...I really don't find myself hating the guy"

DiCaprio? People still want him to DIAF after the Titanic.

Now, if he ever goes on record that he's been banging Kate Winslett on and off for the past 15 years, then Farkers might show him some love.


Ah, but think of all the strange he's gotten because of starring in that movie, not to mention all the guys he got laid because they had to go to it, really he should be thanked and admired.

And he's a pretty solid actor, but that has nothing to do with this conversation.
 
2011-08-03 05:25:26 PM
And he's a pretty solid actor, but that has nothing to do with this conversation.

No it doesn't. Now back to your regularly scheduled arse:

img119.imageshack.us

cache.ohinternet.com
 
2011-08-03 05:35:57 PM

Orgasmatron138: mitchcumstein1: StubePT: I think George Clooney and Justin Timberlake should just duke it out once and for all in

THE GREATEST COCKSMITH BATTLE OF ALL TIME!

DiCaprio needs to be in that discussion.

I like to think that somewhere they three of them play pool together. While sipping fine Scotch, they don't even have to share stories; they just nod knowingly at each other.


Regardless of how you feel about the Yankees, you have to throw Derek Jeter into that conversation, too:
Mariah Carey
Jordana Brewster
Vanessa Minnillo
Jessica Alba
Adriana Lima
Jessica Biel
Minka Kelly

Wilder Valerrama should get some consideration, as well, for being the equivalent of the king of the female stock market (buy low, sell high):
Ariana Richards
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Mila Kunis
Mandy Moore
Lindsay Lohan
Ashlee Simpson
Demi Lovato
 
2011-08-03 05:42:00 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Piece of ass is correct. That woman has one of the best in the world.

[t0.gstatic.com image 195x259]


And George will marry her!
Bhahahahahahahaha
 
2011-08-03 05:53:31 PM

Grey Street: Derek Jeter


Respect.

Wilder Valerrama

You know what all those other guys don't do? Tell people about it. They know you know, it doesn't need to be said, and that's why they're awesome.
 
2011-08-03 05:58:23 PM
Damn you Clooney.

You magnificent bastard.
 
2011-08-03 06:07:17 PM

internutthead: Damn you Clooney.

You magnificent bastard.


Dude, you forgot to include your favorite pic of DAT ASS.
 
2011-08-03 06:24:07 PM
ese culo es el mas precioso en toda la historia de la lucha libre.
 
2011-08-03 06:28:27 PM
Is there anyone alive that DOESN'T want to be George Clooney?
 
2011-08-03 06:29:44 PM

Sarcastica75: ese culo es el mas precioso en toda la historia de la lucha libre.


dass Esel ist das wertvollste in der Geschichte des Wrestling.
 
2011-08-03 06:33:57 PM
dangint, forgot my own rules. Posted a comment without a pic. Here, I'll make up for it:

digilander.libero.it
 
2011-08-03 06:37:45 PM
www.marksaw.com
 
2011-08-03 06:40:06 PM

Biiirdmaaan!: Here you go.


[bevy o' clooney pics]


/Am I doing it right?


media.tumblr.com

/BAH GAWD
 
2011-08-03 06:40:10 PM

rohar: Sarcastica75: ese culo es el mas precioso en toda la historia de la lucha libre.

dass Esel ist das wertvollste in der Geschichte des Wrestling.


Ja, das Esel ist sehr heiss.

/my German is sehr rusty, so apologies.
 
2011-08-03 06:45:18 PM

Sarcastica75: rohar: Sarcastica75: ese culo es el mas precioso en toda la historia de la lucha libre.

dass Esel ist das wertvollste in der Geschichte des Wrestling.

Ja, das Esel ist sehr heiss.

/my German is sehr rusty, so apologies.


No worries, just repeated back in another language.

Oh, and posting without including a pic of the object of our affection will not be tolerated!

www.nitrovideo.com
 
2011-08-03 07:01:46 PM
All these pics were a decade ago.
 
2011-08-03 07:05:30 PM

ZeroCorpse: All these pics were a decade ago.


Even the recent ones make me stand at attention:

yeeeah.com
 
2011-08-03 07:12:30 PM
I'm going to start a new religion called "Clooneyism" because George is obviously a god who walks among mere men.
 
2011-08-03 07:17:15 PM

mitchcumstein1:
Wilder Valerrama

You know what all those other guys don't do? Tell people about it. They know you know, it doesn't need to be said, and that's why they're awesome.


Absolutely, I'm with you there. But it's an impressive haul, nonetheless.
 
2011-08-03 07:24:59 PM

rohar: ZeroCorpse: All these pics were a decade ago.

Even the recent ones make me stand at attention:

[yeeeah.com image 400x485]


Aaaaand....

I'm done.

Even though my preferred body parts on a woman are between the waist and neck, in her case I would sell out the entire continent
of Europe to hand deliver her chinese food.

Those legs would make a gay man say OOOWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 
2011-08-03 07:34:35 PM
img.thesun.co.uk
"Well King, what do you think?"
"Hey, good for him. I'm more of a Kelly Kelly guy anyhow."
 
2011-08-03 07:43:58 PM

bluorangefyre: [img.thesun.co.uk image 640x375]
"Well King, what do you think?"
"Hey, good for him. I'm more of a Kelly Kelly guy anyhow."


Lawler is SO nice. I don't know if he's known to be nice but he was super nice to me at Comic Con. I totally was not supposed to take a photo without paying and he saw me and smiled, posed, and then waved at me.
 
2011-08-03 07:51:32 PM

StubePT: I think George Clooney and Justin Timberlake should just duke it out once and for all in

THE GREATEST COCKSMITH BATTLE OF ALL TIME!


With Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler on commentary.
 
2011-08-03 08:26:07 PM
i78.photobucket.com

i78.photobucket.com

I CAME!!!!!
 
2011-08-03 09:28:39 PM

Sarcastica75: bluorangefyre: [img.thesun.co.uk image 640x375]
"Well King, what do you think?"
"Hey, good for him. I'm more of a Kelly Kelly guy anyhow."

Lawler is SO nice. I don't know if he's known to be nice but he was super nice to me at Comic Con. I totally was not supposed to take a photo without paying and he saw me and smiled, posed, and then waved at me.


Yeah, but you're a broad.

He probably wouldn't have been as nice if you had been "It's still real to me, dammit!" guy.
 
2011-08-03 09:29:41 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Thank god Vince has the backup plan in place.
 
2011-08-03 09:32:49 PM

Grey Street: Wilder Valerrama should get some consideration, as well, for being the equivalent of the king of the female stock market (buy low, sell high):
Ariana Richards
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Mila Kunis
Mandy Moore
Lindsay Lohan
Ashlee Simpson
Demi Lovato


No, Wilmer Valderrama is the guy who takes a stock on the way up and so thoroughly ruins it that it becomes a penny stock.

Everything he bangs turns to s**t, with the apparent exception of Mila Kunis.
 
2011-08-03 10:15:12 PM
Not really a CSB... Stacy Keibler and I have the same birthday.

/She was born in 1979.
//I was born in 1982.
///Yeah... that's about it.
 
2011-08-03 10:16:05 PM
Also... BAH GAWD KING! DAT ASS!!!
 
2011-08-03 10:45:14 PM

hundreddollarman: Also... BAH GAWD KING! DAT ASS!!!


You forgot to post a pic with your reply. Here, I'll help.

DAT ASS!

imgsrv.wfnz.com
 
2011-08-03 10:55:27 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Sarcastica75: bluorangefyre: [img.thesun.co.uk image 640x375]
"Well King, what do you think?"
"Hey, good for him. I'm more of a Kelly Kelly guy anyhow."

Lawler is SO nice. I don't know if he's known to be nice but he was super nice to me at Comic Con. I totally was not supposed to take a photo without paying and he saw me and smiled, posed, and then waved at me.

Yeah, but you're a broad.

He probably wouldn't have been as nice if you had been "It's still real to me, dammit!" guy.


Fair point.
 
2011-08-03 11:32:59 PM
The only thing this thread is missing is a link to a realdoll / fleshlight casemod so I can screw my monitor.

/then sell a "slightly used notebook" on eBay.
 
2011-08-04 12:38:03 AM
Okay. Yes. She has some of the nicest legs, and one of the finest butts in sports entertainment. I agree.

I'm not fond of her nose, though. It's a bit too bird-like for my tastes.

Still... Nice butt.
 
2011-08-04 02:10:58 AM
The health food place I used to work for used to try and get her to plug their stuff. This was pre wrestling days for her. It never worked out.

/Cool bookmark, bro!
 
2011-08-04 02:53:59 AM

SurfaceTension: When someone brings up what a letch Tiger Woods is, I always compare him to Clooney. Tiger's problem wasn't so much that he was sticking his dick in so much crazy he could have started his own asylum, it's that he was married while doing it.

Clooney never married. And he pretty much bangs whatever he wants, whenever he wants. And by the comments above, he's grudgingly admired for it.


I didn't hate Tiger Woods for cheating on his wife. I hated him for cheating on his hot model wife with strippers and IHOP waitresses.

The natural order of things is that you screw the waitresses and strippers during your "paying dues" years, with the hope that you can work your way up the success food chain and bang the unattainable hotties.

Tiger Woods is a moron because he's a sexual dyslexic.

George upgrades, like you're supposed to, so my hat's off to him.
 
2011-08-04 05:52:18 AM

Orgasmatron138: mitchcumstein1: StubePT: I think George Clooney and Justin Timberlake should just duke it out once and for all in

THE GREATEST COCKSMITH BATTLE OF ALL TIME!

DiCaprio needs to be in that discussion.

I like to think that somewhere they three of them play pool together. While sipping fine Scotch, they don't even have to share stories; they just nod knowingly at each other.


Wow. That made me lol and kinda nod-along at the same time. I can't imagine ever getting to use that line, but I'm going to remember it as perfectly summing it up.
 
2011-08-04 07:10:42 AM
You know, whenever there's a Lindsay Lohan/Kim Kardashian/Paris Hilton, or any other celebutard thread, the mouthbreathers always say "you just hate these people because you're jealous they're rich and famous."

No. I hate them because they're worthless skanks who have either gotten or remained in the limelight because of their farking ridiculous antics. They have absolutely no worth to society and we'd all be better off if they just disappeared.

But Clooney? Now, there is somebody I am genuinely jealous of. Dude taps all kinds of fine ass, is filthy rich, good-looking, and by all accounts a hell of a nice guy.
 
2011-08-04 07:14:08 AM
Man oh man... that woman's pretty from every angle.
 
2011-08-04 07:50:37 AM
Thank god Vince has the backup plan in place.

For the record...Maryse is bar none my favorite "Diva", she's retardedly hot, that French accent always makes my pants a little tighter, and she's a screamer.

That girl should be a mega star. Why she isn't, I have no idea.
 
2011-08-04 07:56:27 AM
Is it just me, or did Ms. Keibler go out and get herself some new boobies...??
cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com

Source: Egotastic (new window)

I liked her with naturals...
But this is still a-ok.
 
2011-08-04 09:30:37 AM

MikeMc: I'm going to start a new religion called "Clooneyism" because George is obviously a god who walks among mere men.



I'm sure this will sound like I'm not giving Clooney credit, which is not the case at all. His game is top notch.

But if you gave most guys a shiat-ton of cash, a home in Lake Como, and some movie rolls; they'd be swimming in top-quality poon just like him.
 
2011-08-04 09:50:22 AM

Zerochance: You know, whenever there's a Lindsay Lohan/Kim Kardashian/Paris Hilton, or any other celebutard thread, the mouthbreathers always say "you just hate these people because you're jealous they're rich and famous."

No. I hate them because they're worthless skanks who have either gotten or remained in the limelight because of their farking ridiculous antics. They have absolutely no worth to society and we'd all be better off if they just disappeared.

But Clooney? Now, there is somebody I am genuinely jealous of. Dude taps all kinds of fine ass, is filthy rich, good-looking, and by all accounts a hell of a nice guy.


So, you're saying that you'd be jealous of all the cock that Lohan or Hilton take if they were better actresses? NTTIAWWT.

/false argument is false.
 
2011-08-04 09:52:31 AM

Frank Ricard: Is it just me, or did Ms. Keibler go out and get herself some new boobies...??
[cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com image 480x480]

Source: Egotastic (new window)

I liked her with naturals...
But this is still a-ok.


I had completely forgotten that she got them. I was only disappointed because she really managed to remain in the business for SO long without getting them and she really didn't need them. That woman is drop-dead gorgeous. That said, these are fine in my book as well.

*taps book cover*

It's a good book. Five stars.
 
2011-08-04 11:32:36 AM

Frank Ricard: Is it just me, or did Ms. Keibler go out and get herself some new boobies...??
[cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com image 480x480]

Source: Egotastic (new window)

I liked her with naturals...
But this is still a-ok.


I was about to be disappointed but they seem perfect. They go along with DAT ASS~!
 
2011-08-04 12:16:21 PM
Yeah-- disappointed is the word.. I mean, she's still a-friggin-mazing, but..she sold out.
Keibler on implants
 
2011-08-04 09:33:37 PM

fatalvenom: MikeMc: I'm going to start a new religion called "Clooneyism" because George is obviously a god who walks among mere men.


I'm sure this will sound like I'm not giving Clooney credit, which is not the case at all. His game is top notch.

But if you gave most guys a shiat-ton of cash, a home in Lake Como, and some movie rolls; they'd be swimming in top-quality poon just like him.


Yes, but most of them would eventually experience a moment of temporary insanity and get married. Guys admire Clooney because he's smart enough to stick to bachelorhood, despite the (I'm assuming) droves of (secretly unhappy) married people who try to convince him that he's 'missing out' by not experiencing the 'joys' of commitment and responsibility.
 
2011-08-05 09:17:47 PM
Pretty, but extremely small boobs.
 
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