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(CTV)   George Clooney's latest piece of ass is... *spins the Wheel of Random George Clooney Paramours* ... former WWE star Stacy Keibler   (ctv.ca) divider line 136
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2011-08-03 06:37:45 PM
www.marksaw.com
 
2011-08-03 06:40:06 PM

Biiirdmaaan!: Here you go.


[bevy o' clooney pics]


/Am I doing it right?


media.tumblr.com

/BAH GAWD
 
2011-08-03 06:40:10 PM

rohar: Sarcastica75: ese culo es el mas precioso en toda la historia de la lucha libre.

dass Esel ist das wertvollste in der Geschichte des Wrestling.


Ja, das Esel ist sehr heiss.

/my German is sehr rusty, so apologies.
 
2011-08-03 06:45:18 PM

Sarcastica75: rohar: Sarcastica75: ese culo es el mas precioso en toda la historia de la lucha libre.

dass Esel ist das wertvollste in der Geschichte des Wrestling.

Ja, das Esel ist sehr heiss.

/my German is sehr rusty, so apologies.


No worries, just repeated back in another language.

Oh, and posting without including a pic of the object of our affection will not be tolerated!

www.nitrovideo.com
 
2011-08-03 07:01:46 PM
All these pics were a decade ago.
 
2011-08-03 07:05:30 PM

ZeroCorpse: All these pics were a decade ago.


Even the recent ones make me stand at attention:

yeeeah.com
 
2011-08-03 07:12:30 PM
I'm going to start a new religion called "Clooneyism" because George is obviously a god who walks among mere men.
 
2011-08-03 07:17:15 PM

mitchcumstein1:
Wilder Valerrama

You know what all those other guys don't do? Tell people about it. They know you know, it doesn't need to be said, and that's why they're awesome.


Absolutely, I'm with you there. But it's an impressive haul, nonetheless.
 
2011-08-03 07:24:59 PM

rohar: ZeroCorpse: All these pics were a decade ago.

Even the recent ones make me stand at attention:

[yeeeah.com image 400x485]


Aaaaand....

I'm done.

Even though my preferred body parts on a woman are between the waist and neck, in her case I would sell out the entire continent
of Europe to hand deliver her chinese food.

Those legs would make a gay man say OOOWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 
2011-08-03 07:34:35 PM
img.thesun.co.uk
"Well King, what do you think?"
"Hey, good for him. I'm more of a Kelly Kelly guy anyhow."
 
2011-08-03 07:43:58 PM

bluorangefyre: [img.thesun.co.uk image 640x375]
"Well King, what do you think?"
"Hey, good for him. I'm more of a Kelly Kelly guy anyhow."


Lawler is SO nice. I don't know if he's known to be nice but he was super nice to me at Comic Con. I totally was not supposed to take a photo without paying and he saw me and smiled, posed, and then waved at me.
 
2011-08-03 07:51:32 PM

StubePT: I think George Clooney and Justin Timberlake should just duke it out once and for all in

THE GREATEST COCKSMITH BATTLE OF ALL TIME!


With Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler on commentary.
 
2011-08-03 08:26:07 PM
i78.photobucket.com

i78.photobucket.com

I CAME!!!!!
 
2011-08-03 09:28:39 PM

Sarcastica75: bluorangefyre: [img.thesun.co.uk image 640x375]
"Well King, what do you think?"
"Hey, good for him. I'm more of a Kelly Kelly guy anyhow."

Lawler is SO nice. I don't know if he's known to be nice but he was super nice to me at Comic Con. I totally was not supposed to take a photo without paying and he saw me and smiled, posed, and then waved at me.


Yeah, but you're a broad.

He probably wouldn't have been as nice if you had been "It's still real to me, dammit!" guy.
 
2011-08-03 09:29:41 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Thank god Vince has the backup plan in place.
 
2011-08-03 09:32:49 PM

Grey Street: Wilder Valerrama should get some consideration, as well, for being the equivalent of the king of the female stock market (buy low, sell high):
Ariana Richards
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Mila Kunis
Mandy Moore
Lindsay Lohan
Ashlee Simpson
Demi Lovato


No, Wilmer Valderrama is the guy who takes a stock on the way up and so thoroughly ruins it that it becomes a penny stock.

Everything he bangs turns to s**t, with the apparent exception of Mila Kunis.
 
2011-08-03 10:15:12 PM
Not really a CSB... Stacy Keibler and I have the same birthday.

/She was born in 1979.
//I was born in 1982.
///Yeah... that's about it.
 
2011-08-03 10:16:05 PM
Also... BAH GAWD KING! DAT ASS!!!
 
2011-08-03 10:45:14 PM

hundreddollarman: Also... BAH GAWD KING! DAT ASS!!!


You forgot to post a pic with your reply. Here, I'll help.

DAT ASS!

imgsrv.wfnz.com
 
2011-08-03 10:55:27 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Sarcastica75: bluorangefyre: [img.thesun.co.uk image 640x375]
"Well King, what do you think?"
"Hey, good for him. I'm more of a Kelly Kelly guy anyhow."

Lawler is SO nice. I don't know if he's known to be nice but he was super nice to me at Comic Con. I totally was not supposed to take a photo without paying and he saw me and smiled, posed, and then waved at me.

Yeah, but you're a broad.

He probably wouldn't have been as nice if you had been "It's still real to me, dammit!" guy.


Fair point.
 
2011-08-03 11:32:59 PM
The only thing this thread is missing is a link to a realdoll / fleshlight casemod so I can screw my monitor.

/then sell a "slightly used notebook" on eBay.
 
2011-08-04 12:38:03 AM
Okay. Yes. She has some of the nicest legs, and one of the finest butts in sports entertainment. I agree.

I'm not fond of her nose, though. It's a bit too bird-like for my tastes.

Still... Nice butt.
 
2011-08-04 02:10:58 AM
The health food place I used to work for used to try and get her to plug their stuff. This was pre wrestling days for her. It never worked out.

/Cool bookmark, bro!
 
2011-08-04 02:53:59 AM

SurfaceTension: When someone brings up what a letch Tiger Woods is, I always compare him to Clooney. Tiger's problem wasn't so much that he was sticking his dick in so much crazy he could have started his own asylum, it's that he was married while doing it.

Clooney never married. And he pretty much bangs whatever he wants, whenever he wants. And by the comments above, he's grudgingly admired for it.


I didn't hate Tiger Woods for cheating on his wife. I hated him for cheating on his hot model wife with strippers and IHOP waitresses.

The natural order of things is that you screw the waitresses and strippers during your "paying dues" years, with the hope that you can work your way up the success food chain and bang the unattainable hotties.

Tiger Woods is a moron because he's a sexual dyslexic.

George upgrades, like you're supposed to, so my hat's off to him.
 
2011-08-04 05:52:18 AM

Orgasmatron138: mitchcumstein1: StubePT: I think George Clooney and Justin Timberlake should just duke it out once and for all in

THE GREATEST COCKSMITH BATTLE OF ALL TIME!

DiCaprio needs to be in that discussion.

I like to think that somewhere they three of them play pool together. While sipping fine Scotch, they don't even have to share stories; they just nod knowingly at each other.


Wow. That made me lol and kinda nod-along at the same time. I can't imagine ever getting to use that line, but I'm going to remember it as perfectly summing it up.
 
2011-08-04 07:10:42 AM
You know, whenever there's a Lindsay Lohan/Kim Kardashian/Paris Hilton, or any other celebutard thread, the mouthbreathers always say "you just hate these people because you're jealous they're rich and famous."

No. I hate them because they're worthless skanks who have either gotten or remained in the limelight because of their farking ridiculous antics. They have absolutely no worth to society and we'd all be better off if they just disappeared.

But Clooney? Now, there is somebody I am genuinely jealous of. Dude taps all kinds of fine ass, is filthy rich, good-looking, and by all accounts a hell of a nice guy.
 
2011-08-04 07:14:08 AM
Man oh man... that woman's pretty from every angle.
 
2011-08-04 07:50:37 AM
Thank god Vince has the backup plan in place.

For the record...Maryse is bar none my favorite "Diva", she's retardedly hot, that French accent always makes my pants a little tighter, and she's a screamer.

That girl should be a mega star. Why she isn't, I have no idea.
 
2011-08-04 07:56:27 AM
Is it just me, or did Ms. Keibler go out and get herself some new boobies...??
cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com

Source: Egotastic (new window)

I liked her with naturals...
But this is still a-ok.
 
2011-08-04 09:30:37 AM

MikeMc: I'm going to start a new religion called "Clooneyism" because George is obviously a god who walks among mere men.



I'm sure this will sound like I'm not giving Clooney credit, which is not the case at all. His game is top notch.

But if you gave most guys a shiat-ton of cash, a home in Lake Como, and some movie rolls; they'd be swimming in top-quality poon just like him.
 
2011-08-04 09:50:22 AM

Zerochance: You know, whenever there's a Lindsay Lohan/Kim Kardashian/Paris Hilton, or any other celebutard thread, the mouthbreathers always say "you just hate these people because you're jealous they're rich and famous."

No. I hate them because they're worthless skanks who have either gotten or remained in the limelight because of their farking ridiculous antics. They have absolutely no worth to society and we'd all be better off if they just disappeared.

But Clooney? Now, there is somebody I am genuinely jealous of. Dude taps all kinds of fine ass, is filthy rich, good-looking, and by all accounts a hell of a nice guy.


So, you're saying that you'd be jealous of all the cock that Lohan or Hilton take if they were better actresses? NTTIAWWT.

/false argument is false.
 
2011-08-04 09:52:31 AM

Frank Ricard: Is it just me, or did Ms. Keibler go out and get herself some new boobies...??
[cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com image 480x480]

Source: Egotastic (new window)

I liked her with naturals...
But this is still a-ok.


I had completely forgotten that she got them. I was only disappointed because she really managed to remain in the business for SO long without getting them and she really didn't need them. That woman is drop-dead gorgeous. That said, these are fine in my book as well.

*taps book cover*

It's a good book. Five stars.
 
2011-08-04 11:32:36 AM

Frank Ricard: Is it just me, or did Ms. Keibler go out and get herself some new boobies...??
[cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com image 480x480]

Source: Egotastic (new window)

I liked her with naturals...
But this is still a-ok.


I was about to be disappointed but they seem perfect. They go along with DAT ASS~!
 
2011-08-04 12:16:21 PM
Yeah-- disappointed is the word.. I mean, she's still a-friggin-mazing, but..she sold out.
Keibler on implants
 
2011-08-04 09:33:37 PM

fatalvenom: MikeMc: I'm going to start a new religion called "Clooneyism" because George is obviously a god who walks among mere men.


I'm sure this will sound like I'm not giving Clooney credit, which is not the case at all. His game is top notch.

But if you gave most guys a shiat-ton of cash, a home in Lake Como, and some movie rolls; they'd be swimming in top-quality poon just like him.


Yes, but most of them would eventually experience a moment of temporary insanity and get married. Guys admire Clooney because he's smart enough to stick to bachelorhood, despite the (I'm assuming) droves of (secretly unhappy) married people who try to convince him that he's 'missing out' by not experiencing the 'joys' of commitment and responsibility.
 
2011-08-05 09:17:47 PM
Pretty, but extremely small boobs.
 
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