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(TMZ)   Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, and Julianne Moore to reunite for this year's Lebowski Fest. Far farkin' out   (tmz.com) divider line 99
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2011-08-03 12:08:20 AM

freetomato: /Just watched a movie where Julianne Moore had a full on lesbo scene with Amanda Seyfried. Amazed it's not been the subject of a fark-horny-boys drool thread.


I think it has been. I seem to recall a couple recent Seyfried threads where it was mentioned. But yeah, smoking hot. It helps that I think they're both gorgeous.

And I just read TFA (don't usually give the TMZ bottom feeders traffic, but I made an exception for this one).

If you haven't been to a Lebowski Fest -- it's kind of like a Trekkie convention ... with way more pot.

ROFL.
 
2011-08-03 12:25:01 AM
i165.photobucket.com
 
2011-08-03 12:26:59 AM

mekkab: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

I smell a 10. No, I smell an 11. Trolling in the second post of a BIG LEBOWSKI THREAD?! It's so obvious... YET NO ONE SAW IT COMING.


The handle douchebag/hater meant I didn't have to do the 1/10 thing. Mark it zero. Next frame.

www.natch.net

MARK IT ZERO!
 
2011-08-03 12:37:41 AM

douchebag/hater: 'The Big Lebowski' isn't a very good movie and especially isn't a very good Cohen Bros. movie.


SHUT THE FARK UP, DONNY!
 
2011-08-03 01:38:11 AM
Will Smokie be there?
 
2011-08-03 05:38:40 AM

Kaybeck: mekkab: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

I smell a 10. No, I smell an 11. Trolling in the second post of a BIG LEBOWSKI THREAD?! It's so obvious... YET NO ONE SAW IT COMING.

The handle douchebag/hater meant I didn't have to do the 1/10 thing. Mark it zero. Next frame.

[www.natch.net image 500x345]

MARK IT ZERO!


All right, it's farking zero. Are you happy, you crazy fark?

/Has the whole world gone crazy?! Am I the only one around here who gives a shiat about the rules?
 
2011-08-03 06:18:34 AM
I remember getting to watch an advanced screening of this in college (UNR). Loved the movie, remember getting a 15 minute intermission then coming back for a screening of John Carpenter's Vampires. First time I think I ever walked out of a free movie.

/Csb
/GI Joes would be the second free movie I walked out of.
 
2011-08-03 06:39:48 AM

craigzy: millers crossing


What is this, the high hat?
 
2011-08-03 06:43:34 AM
I've seen the movie several times. I enjoy it. It's not my favorite Coen film but it has its charm and is quite quotable.


However, I don't really see the need for a Lebowski Fest
 
2011-08-03 06:51:18 AM

hammbone: To state the painfully obvious: if you haven't watched TBL more than once, you really haven't seen it. Catch ya later on down the trail.


Yep. Didn't like it the first time. Someone convinced me to watch it again and everything just clicked that second time. Now it gets funnier every time I watch it.

Miller's Crossing is their best film, though. If you've never seen it, you should do so.
 
2011-08-03 07:25:26 AM

zato_ichi: Like most of Cohen Bros. stuff, but can anyone explain what "A Serious Man" was about? Or do I need to watch it again to get it?


The Book of Job.
At the end of the film he finally transgresses and God kills his son.

/hates that farking Sy
 
2011-08-03 07:26:59 AM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: craigzy: millers crossing

What is this, the high hat?


He ain't got a license to kill threads and today I ain't sellin' any. So he can take his flunky and dangle.
 
2011-08-03 07:31:16 AM

Sarcastica75: IamKaiserSoze!!!: craigzy: millers crossing

What is this, the high hat?

He ain't got a license to kill threads and today I ain't sellin' any. So he can take his flunky and dangle.


m... I'm... I'm just a grifter, Sarc. I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm an nobody! But I'll tell you what, I never crossed a friend, Sarc. I never killed anybody, I never crossed a friend, nor you, I'll bet. We're not like those animals! This is not us! Th... th... this is some hop dream! It's a dream, Sarckie! I'm praying to you! I can't die! I can't die... out here in the woods, like a dumb animal! In the woods, LIKE A DUMB ANIMAL! Like a dumb animal! I can't... I can't... I CAN'T DIE OUT HERE IN THE WOODS!... like a dumb animal. I can't... die!

/perhaps one of the finest scenes in the history of the cinema
//became a Turturo admirer right there and then
 
2011-08-03 07:39:58 AM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Sarcastica75: IamKaiserSoze!!!: craigzy: millers crossing

What is this, the high hat?

He ain't got a license to kill threads and today I ain't sellin' any. So he can take his flunky and dangle.

m... I'm... I'm just a grifter, Sarc. I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm an nobody! But I'll tell you what, I never crossed a friend, Sarc. I never killed anybody, I never crossed a friend, nor you, I'll bet. We're not like those animals! This is not us! Th... th... this is some hop dream! It's a dream, Sarckie! I'm praying to you! I can't die! I can't die... out here in the woods, like a dumb animal! In the woods, LIKE A DUMB ANIMAL! Like a dumb animal! I can't... I can't... I CAN'T DIE OUT HERE IN THE WOODS!... like a dumb animal. I can't... die!

/perhaps one of the finest scenes in the history of the cinema
//became a Turturo admirer right there and then


Oh that scene...

/what heart?
 
2011-08-03 07:50:07 AM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: I can't die! I can't die... out here in the woods, like a dumb animal! In the woods, LIKE A DUMB ANIMAL! Like a dumb animal! I can't... I can't... I CAN'T DIE OUT HERE IN THE WOODS!... like a dumb animal. I can't... die!


I think that was used as a sample in a breakcore/gabber song...

/never knew where it was from before this... ta.
 
2011-08-03 07:56:15 AM

mekkab: IamKaiserSoze!!!: I can't die! I can't die... out here in the woods, like a dumb animal! In the woods, LIKE A DUMB ANIMAL! Like a dumb animal! I can't... I can't... I CAN'T DIE OUT HERE IN THE WOODS!... like a dumb animal. I can't... die!

I think that was used as a sample in a breakcore/gabber song...

/never knew where it was from before this... ta.


Then I would assume you haven't seen the movie. As has been stated many times already in this thread, it is pretty farkin amazing. Watch it tonight.

/MC and The Usual Suspects are my favorite Byrne movies
 
2011-08-03 08:20:53 AM

Wise_Guy: Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, and Julianne Moore to reunite for this year's Lebowski Fest.

..and in the adjoining alley, Tara Reid will blow you for $1000.


Take off a zero and I might go for it...might...
 
2011-08-03 08:22:42 AM

Sultan Of Herf: Wise_Guy: Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, and Julianne Moore to reunite for this year's Lebowski Fest.

..and in the adjoining alley, Tara Reid will blow you for $1000.

Take off a zero and I might go for it...might...


Judging by Tara's recent career, you might be able to talk her into taking off a zero (or two)
 
2011-08-03 08:46:26 AM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: mekkab: IamKaiserSoze!!!: I can't die! I can't die... out here in the woods, like a dumb animal! In the woods, LIKE A DUMB ANIMAL! Like a dumb animal! I can't... I can't... I CAN'T DIE OUT HERE IN THE WOODS!... like a dumb animal. I can't... die!

I think that was used as a sample in a breakcore/gabber song...

/never knew where it was from before this... ta.

Then I would assume you haven't seen the movie. As has been stated many times already in this thread, it is pretty farkin amazing. Watch it tonight.

/MC and The Usual Suspects are my favorite Byrne movies


Seriously. All of THIS.
 
2011-08-03 10:06:38 AM

freetomato: If John Turturro was a guinea pig, he'd look like this:

[desmond.imageshack.us image 354x480]

Of course it's John...look at him!


He's praying to me. To look in my heart.
 
2011-08-03 10:16:16 AM
I know he posts on Fark from time to time, so I just wanted to mention to the Knave who composed "Two Gentlemen of Lebowski" that, faith, 'twas a good read, full of japes, jackanapes, drollery and tomfoolery. Also, Kit Marlowe would be perfect for Donald.
 
2011-08-03 10:18:03 AM

Sarcastica75: freetomato: If John Turturro was a guinea pig, he'd look like this:

[desmond.imageshack.us image 354x480]

Of course it's John...look at him!

He's praying to me. To look in my heart.


What heart?

/oh yeah, you already said that
//ok since this thread has already turned into a Millers Crossing thread can we now turn it into a Usual Suspects thread?
///I'm Fredfenster on reddit
 
2011-08-03 10:20:21 AM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Sarcastica75: freetomato: If John Turturro was a guinea pig, he'd look like this:

[desmond.imageshack.us image 354x480]

Of course it's John...look at him!

He's praying to me. To look in my heart.

What heart?

/oh yeah, you already said that
//ok since this thread has already turned into a Millers Crossing thread can we now turn it into a Usual Suspects thread?
///I'm Fredfenster on reddit


Dooooo it.
 
2011-08-03 10:20:43 AM

freetomato: pix


Sorry to hear your penis doesn't work.
 
2011-08-03 10:22:53 AM

Sarcastica75: Dooooo it.


Hand me the farking keys, you cocksucker, what the fark?
 
2011-08-03 10:23:49 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "The Sarc abides."

I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.

It's good knowin' she's out there.

The Sarc.

Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

Shoosh.

I sure hope she makes the finals.


Whenever someone calls Sarcastica75 "Sarc" I think of this:

www.mindhuestudio.com
 
2011-08-03 10:25:14 AM

Sarcastica75: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Sarcastica75: freetomato: If John Turturro was a guinea pig, he'd look like this:

[desmond.imageshack.us image 354x480]

Of course it's John...look at him!

He's praying to me. To look in my heart.

What heart?

/oh yeah, you already said that
//ok since this thread has already turned into a Millers Crossing thread can we now turn it into a Usual Suspects thread?
///I'm Fredfenster on reddit

Dooooo it.


Hand me the farking keys, you corksucker, what the fark?
 
2011-08-03 10:26:46 AM

PizzaJedi81: Sarcastica75: Dooooo it.

Hand me the farking keys, you cocksucker, what the fark?


damn
 
2011-08-03 10:26:54 AM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Sarcastica75: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Sarcastica75: freetomato: If John Turturro was a guinea pig, he'd look like this:

[desmond.imageshack.us image 354x480]

Of course it's John...look at him!

He's praying to me. To look in my heart.

What heart?

/oh yeah, you already said that
//ok since this thread has already turned into a Millers Crossing thread can we now turn it into a Usual Suspects thread?
///I'm Fredfenster on reddit

Dooooo it.

Hand me the farking keys, you corksucker, what the fark?


Who is Sarcastica? She is supposed to be Turkish. Some say her father was German. Nobody believed she was real. Nobody ever saw her or knew anybody that ever worked directly for her, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Sarc. You never knew. That was her power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. She's gone.
 
2011-08-03 10:32:34 AM

theorellior: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "The Sarc abides."

I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.

It's good knowin' she's out there.

The Sarc.

Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

Shoosh.

I sure hope she makes the finals.

Whenever someone calls Sarcastica75 "Sarc" I think of this:

[www.mindhuestudio.com image 404x304]


holy creepers.

*saves*
 
2011-08-03 10:35:10 AM

PizzaJedi81: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Sarcastica75: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Sarcastica75: freetomato: If John Turturro was a guinea pig, he'd look like this:

[desmond.imageshack.us image 354x480]

Of course it's John...look at him!

He's praying to me. To look in my heart.

What heart?

/oh yeah, you already said that
//ok since this thread has already turned into a Millers Crossing thread can we now turn it into a Usual Suspects thread?
///I'm Fredfenster on reddit

Dooooo it.

Hand me the farking keys, you corksucker, what the fark?

Who is Sarcastica? She is supposed to be Turkish. Some say her father was German. Nobody believed she was real. Nobody ever saw her or knew anybody that ever worked directly for her, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Sarc. You never knew. That was her power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. She's gone.


Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Sarc.
 
2011-08-03 10:37:15 AM
omg someone spilled beer on the server at work so i am here watching all of you and i love you so hard...
 
2011-08-03 10:39:21 AM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Sarc.


who are you?

/:D :D :D :D
//I'm going to have a busy weekend watching a bunch of stuff now. BECAUSE OF YOU.
 
2011-08-03 10:39:30 AM

Sarcastica75: holy creepers.

*saves*


You're welcome. Quick and dirty, but it gets the point across. ; )
 
2011-08-03 10:41:12 AM

theorellior: Quick and dirty, but it gets the point across.


Just like Sarc!
 
2011-08-03 10:41:31 AM

Melquiades: Me 'n' the cop who says "Leads!" at the last Leb Fest West

[farm5.static.flickr.com image 303x500]

I'm the White Russian.


I love that guy. "They got us working in shifts."
 
2011-08-03 10:42:41 AM
OK, so this is now a Sarc Usual Suspects thread.

/i can live with that
//can somebody shop her into this?


i41.photobucket.com
 
2011-08-03 10:45:46 AM

urban.derelict: freetomato: pix

Sorry to hear your penis doesn't work.


I have girl parts. My husband's works just fine.
 
2011-08-03 10:50:58 AM
\o/
 
2011-08-03 11:09:53 AM
WTF? They should be going to L'ville where the LF originated. The sumbiatches...
 
2011-08-03 11:41:18 AM
Dammit, I came here for some sort of Buscemification.
 
2011-08-03 12:10:08 PM
Thanks everyone for the rec on Miller's Crossing. I don't know how the hell I missed it.
 
2011-08-03 12:45:32 PM
topnews.in

/Hot
//Also not hosted on my own machine
///Gotta do everything myself
 
2011-08-03 02:14:05 PM
I like to think of TBL as Blood Simpleton.
 
2011-08-03 02:17:43 PM

RocketRod: Will "the rug" be there?


Nah, Rug was killed in Miller's Crossing
 
2011-08-03 03:07:47 PM
What about the Chinaman? Is he going to be there?

/Byrne was awesome in Miller's Crossing but for me the movie's best performance is by Finney
 
2011-08-03 06:25:15 PM
theorellior: Whenever someone calls Sarcastica75 "Sarc" I think of this:

!


Sarcastica75: I love you.
So.
Much.


*tip o' the hat*

Right back at ya, mammajamma!


My computer was acting up before and not loading photos...

I'm going to just go ahead and start a "movies I should have seen/want to see with TMLO."


! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I like the sound of that!

Road House would be entirely optional on that list. I leave that title to your discretion.
 
2011-08-03 10:43:33 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Road House would be entirely optional on that list. I leave that title to your discretion.


Are you kidding?
First on the list.
:D
 
2011-08-03 11:11:39 PM
The only movie I've watched more than The Big Lebowski would be O Brother Where Art Thou?

/Burn After Reading was a mess.
 
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