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(AL.com)   One day after getting out of prison for defrauding FEMA in the wake of Katrina, woman dedicates her life to helping the poor. Just kidding. She gets busted for fraudulently obtaining a loan in someone else's name   (blog.al.com ) divider line
    More: Fail, FEMA, Rent-A-Center, Clarke County, Aftermath, prisons, United States Attorney  
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2011-08-02 09:27:31 PM  
Girl's got game.
 
2011-08-02 11:44:53 PM  
Are judges not allowed to sentence someone to unpaid, forced labor for the rest of their lives?

No?

How about "You are clearly not fit to be a part of our freedom loving society, as you have repeatedly abused those freedoms. I am sentencing you to one year of life, however you see fit, in Somalia."
 
2011-08-02 11:46:08 PM  
She ain't no quitter!
 
2011-08-02 11:47:42 PM  
DAMNIT MOM!
 
2011-08-02 11:48:01 PM  

grinding_journalist: Are judges not allowed to sentence someone to unpaid, forced labor for the rest of their lives?

No?

How about "You are clearly not fit to be a part of our freedom loving society, as you have repeatedly abused those freedoms. I am sentencing you to one year of life, however you see fit, in Somalia."


That darn 13th Amendment.
 
2011-08-02 11:56:00 PM  

grinding_journalist: Are judges not allowed to sentence someone to unpaid, forced labor for the rest of their lives?

No?

How about "You are clearly not fit to be a part of our freedom loving society, as you have repeatedly abused those freedoms. I am sentencing you to one year of life, however you see fit, in Somalia."


Give her three or four and she would be ruining running Somalia.
 
2011-08-03 12:05:03 AM  
Another victim of Katrina.

Williams admitted that she used the name and personal information of a woman named Tiffany Brooks,

Well, there's her problem--who's going to believe that her name is Tiffany?

media.al.com
 
2011-08-03 12:08:57 AM  

cryinoutloud: Another victim of Katrina.

Williams admitted that she used the name and personal information of a woman named Tiffany Brooks,

Well, there's her problem--who's going to believe that her name is Tiffany?

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Really.
 
2011-08-03 12:12:48 AM  
L O O s E R
 
2011-08-03 12:14:29 AM  
I'm sure society is somehow to blame.
 
2011-08-03 12:21:28 AM  
Costello sought the 2-year maximum, noting that Williams has a string of criminal convictions dating to age 17 and that she has had only 2 months of verified employment in her life - in 1995.

Sounds like she just likes living off the government teat instead of being productive.

Sometimes I wish those death panels were real so people like this could just be done away with.
 
2011-08-03 12:58:29 AM  
Well she couldn't get one in her own name now could she?
 
2011-08-03 01:15:28 AM  
This sort of person is why some places have three-strikes laws.

While I don't think they are a good idea because they're too broad a brush I do like the general idea. The sentences should go up rapidly as one commits more crimes, especially if it's done very soon after release.
 
2011-08-03 01:41:09 AM  
Wow, what a stereotype.
 
2011-08-03 01:47:58 AM  
fark will soon need bigger dumass tag for these people
 
2011-08-03 02:05:55 AM  
She might be game but she fails basic criminal
 
2011-08-03 05:26:07 AM  

NickBush24: Costello sought the 2-year maximum, noting that Williams has a string of criminal convictions dating to age 17 and that she has had only 2 months of verified employment in her life - in 1995.

Sounds like she just likes living off the government teat instead of being productive.


I'm assuming that she just likes living off other people's money. I don't think she's choosy about who's, government, corporations, other individuals, etc....
 
2011-08-03 07:18:19 AM  
Why does FEMA hate black people?


/sorry
//had to
 
2011-08-03 07:27:01 AM  

su007: Wow, what a stereotype.


Yeah that's what I say whenever another white lady kills her kids, or farks her students.
Or when yet another male has sex with animals or goes on a shooting rampage.


/not really
because that wouldn't be fair now would it?
 
2011-08-03 07:28:38 AM  
Hey, at least she didn't use someone else's name to cover for killing her kid.

t1.gstatic.com
 
2011-08-03 07:50:07 AM  
media.al.com

Miss Tiffany Brooks, a Tennessee Valley Girl. Oh fer sure....
 
2011-08-03 08:44:40 AM  

Pinksprite: su007: Wow, what a stereotype.

Yeah that's what I say whenever another white lady kills her kids, or farks her students.
Or when yet another male has sex with animals or goes on a shooting rampage.


/not really
because that wouldn't be fair now would it?


Something tells me there's way more incidents of black thievery to support the stereotype each year than child drownings, shooting rampages, teacher sex scandals, and bestiality by "white people" combined.

You might want to use the whole "white collar big-business douche theft" argument to support your point; namely, that it is ignored while "ghetto cornrow chedda' grabbin' theft" is used to pillory an entire race.
 
2011-08-03 08:45:13 AM  
Lawanda. How surprising.
 
2011-08-03 09:33:08 AM  
what a loser.
 
2011-08-03 09:34:03 AM  

fredsnake: what a looser.

 
2011-08-03 09:48:41 AM  
"...and completed the purchase that same day in Jackson of a washer and dryer, a computer and a TV set from Alabama Power."

So Alabama's Power company is also in the business of selling appliances and electronics? Kind of explains that whole "Roll Tide" thing.

tide-coupons.net
 
2011-08-03 10:34:31 AM  

NickBush24: Costello sought the 2-year maximum, noting that Williams has a string of criminal convictions dating to age 17 and that she has had only 2 months of verified employment in her life - in 1995.


A hard recidivist. She'll never reform. Might as well lock her up forever.
 
2011-08-03 12:14:21 PM  

dr.zaeus: Pinksprite: su007: Wow, what a stereotype.

Yeah that's what I say whenever another white lady kills her kids, or farks her students.
Or when yet another male has sex with animals or goes on a shooting rampage.


/not really
because that wouldn't be fair now would it?

Something tells me there's way more incidents of black thievery to support the stereotype each year than child drownings, shooting rampages, teacher sex scandals, and bestiality by "white people" combined.

You might want to use the whole "white collar big-business douche theft" argument to support your point; namely, that it is ignored while "ghetto cornrow chedda' grabbin' theft" is used to pillory an entire race.


Oh yeah? Something? What's that, your gut? Where do your innards get their knowledge?

I see nasty ass white women on the streets trying to sell their nasty asses for meth. But I'm not going to paint all skinny white women with the "faces of meth" brush.

If the story's about a black person with a "funny" name like "Lawanda" instead of a "normal" name like Casey or or Jared or Dylan, or Anders Behring Breivik, then it's all about race. Yet all day every day there are stories of white people doing crazy, stupid and evil shiat on fark but race rarely comes up in those threads.
 
2011-08-03 12:29:25 PM  
Good: "Judge Ginny Granade threw the book at Williams"

Better: "Judge Ginny Book threw the grenade at Williams"
 
2011-08-03 02:29:22 PM  

Bon Rennington: Lawanda. How surprising.


What that guy said... color me shocked.
 
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