unyon: /any Russian speakers care to give us the synopsis of the play-by-play?

"I'm drunk"
"Fark you"
"I'm drunk too"
"Fark you"

punch punch splash. punch punch splash. punch punch splash.

"I'm drunk"
"I am also drunk"
"Are you drunk?"
"Yes. I am drunk"

punch punch splash. punch punch splash. punch punch splash.

"Why don't you get out of here you drunks?"
"I'm a security guard so I'm only a little bit drunk"
"I'm drunk"

punch punch splash. punch punch splash. punch punch splash.

"Let's leave. I am tired of getting punched."
"Let's go get drinks"

/for a complete transcript, please send $5.00 to "Transcripts", PO Box 544, Medford OR, 80766

What the fark was that?!
I've seen kids in middle schools fight harder then that.


Security should ALWAYS have the upper-hand. They kept antagonizing those guys in the white (the FIRST thing you DON'T DO as a security guard) and then they politely keep taking a swing at them.


I'm so confused.
Are all Russians this pussy?

Was I wrong to expect them to blow up the aquarium?

in russia dolphins watch you swim

I enjoyed that for the pretty girl with the camera man to the guys in black getting continuously tossed or punched into the pool. I'll give the one guy in shorts credit. Even bloodied and sliding around he never ended up in the pool.

A fire, in a Seaparks?!

Ah yes, the fight at the dolphin pool is so delectably provincial. It is a wonderfully happy circustance indeed that we have aquired such means as the internet, in which we may revel in and jeer their base debauchery. Fools that they are..

The smartest creature in a wide radius was an animal. Poor dolphin.

/"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reasons."
- Douglas Adams

flexflint: The smartest creature in a wide radius was an animal. Poor dolphin.

/"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reasons."
- Douglas Adams

/I'm soo depressed...

That was very Keystone Kops.

Foreground My Ass: flexflint: The smartest creature in a wide radius was an animal. Poor dolphin.

/"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reasons."
- Douglas Adams

/I'm soo depressed...

I got you this, hope you feel better.

Typical dolphins fans...

unyon: /any Russian speakers care to give us the synopsis of the play-by-play?

The pool was actually full of vodka, they were fighting over who gets to drink it all.

unyon: The comedy of watching guys get spilled into the tank, again and again, was priceless. I would have liked to see one try to drown the other while they were in there.

And it would have been awesome if flipper got involved as well, but that might be too much to ask.

/any Russian speakers care to give us the synopsis of the play-by-play?

From Reddit comments:
well i speak russian and watched the video a few times. the guy that was swimming was on a date with a girl, he didn't know anyone else there. the fight was between security and other people in the crowd. the tall guy from, what i can tell, was there with his family and you can see a little girl sitting on his lap at 1:35. the guy sitting above the swimmer as well as the tall guy ran down to help the swimmer guy once he got sucker punched. tall guy was just trying to maintain peace, he kept saying "what the hell are you doing" "this is a family place" "you guys just sucker punched him" he never tries to throw a punch just tries to back up the guy that got beat. everytime they try to hit him he threw them in the pool. he takes off his shirt and kept yelling for em to stop. that guy was farkin awesome.

That guy fights like a Tsar.

I could look into that girl's eyes forever. Goddamn.

Oh, and there were retards doing retard things. Good for them.

Hand to the Face: Foreground My Ass: flexflint: The smartest creature in a wide radius was an animal. Poor dolphin.

/"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reasons."
- Douglas Adams

/I'm soo depressed...

I got you this, hope you feel better.
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Oh no. Not again.

Wonder the dolphin didn't figure it was feeding time by the 10th dunk and grab a snausage.

Tip for security.. if you have absolutely no idea how to fight, don't start a fight.

This is why we can't have good things.

the security guards seem very well trained, and quite capable of handling a situation without unnecessary escalation.

Is it sad that when I saw the RPD on the dashcam I immediately thought Racoon City Police Department?

woops, wrong thread

this is the worst fight iv seen i mean my little cousins who are in kinder fight better than that!

mr smart the great: this is the worst fight iv seen i mean my little cousins who are in kinder fight better than that!

".....y'all" ?

Poison Appleseeds: From Reddit comments:
well i speak russian and watched the video a few times. the guy that was swimming was on a date with a girl, he didn't know anyone else there. the fight was between security and other people in the crowd. the tall guy from, what i can tell, was there with his family and you can see a little girl sitting on his lap at 1:35. the guy sitting above the swimmer as well as the tall guy ran down to help the swimmer guy once he got sucker punched. tall guy was just trying to maintain peace, he kept saying "what the hell are you doing" "this is a family place" "you guys just sucker punched him" he never tries to throw a punch just tries to back up the guy that got beat. everytime they try to hit him he threw them in the pool. he takes off his shirt and kept yelling for em to stop. that guy was farkin awesome.

If you go back and watch that guy WAS farking awesome. He seemed to be the only one there who knew how to handle himself.

I'd like to see some of that guy's other videos. Mainly videos featuring that hot chick.

Not to steroetpe, but vodak?

Nakita: in russia dolphins watch you swim

Came for the Soviet Russia joke. Leaving satisfied.

Call me uncultured, but most videos I see that start off with a cute Russian girl talking to the camera end up with some kind of sex act being performed.

Needless to say, I am very disappointed right now.

All I gathered there is that the security at that place has no damn clue.

Highlight of the video:



I'll be in my bunk

Here's my take on the video:

Dolphins should not be kept in small, chlorinated pools. The chlorine causes them to go blind. And they can't use their sonar properly in small pools.

Britney Spear's Speculum: woops, wrong thread

Not the wrong thread, actually! I also saw the police department in this video, too! They were standing next to the man with the horns who kept telling me I need to kill the people at the mall.

(kidding)

Btw, yes the Russian girl was hot. But instead of writing an essay on how hot she is, you might want to just go wax the dolphin (note: not the one in this video).

Britney Spear's Speculum: woops, wrong thread

On second thought, I would like to take back that lame attempt at humor. Paranoid schizophrenics are people too. Or two people. Or whatever....

/think i need sleep.