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(The Raw Story)   "Key figure" arrested in Murdoch hacking scandal probe   (rawstory.com) divider line 66
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2011-08-02 10:23:50 AM
god, i was hoping it was the great australian satan himself.
 
2011-08-02 10:28:01 AM
Yeah? Was it Murdoch? Because if not, it wasn't key enough.
 
2011-08-02 10:35:33 AM
FlashHarry: god, i was hoping it was the great australian satan himself.

haha no, justice does not work that way. He has money, you see.
 
2011-08-02 10:55:04 AM
I'm glad they aren't releasing his name. He'd be dead in a week.
 
2011-08-02 11:01:22 AM
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"All who gain power are afraid to lose it."
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2011-08-02 11:03:41 AM
Stuart Kuttner

http://www.smh.com.au/world/police-arrest-71yearold-man-in-phonehacking-probe-2 0 110802-1ia1y.html
 
2011-08-02 11:04:41 AM
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"...and now young Skywalker... you will die."
 
zz9
2011-08-02 12:45:54 PM
Piers Morgan arrest countdown clock still ticking....
 
2011-08-02 01:13:38 PM
zz9: Piers Morgan arrest countdown clock still ticking....

I'd be happy if they just sent him back to England.

There's something fundamentally and profoundly revolting about this guy. I'm not talking about his ethics or his (or so I hear) spineless interviews and failure to capture an American audience. I'm talking about his wimpy puffy little face with the wimpy little lips. Every time I see a picture of him, I get new unsightly wrinkles at the top of my nose, as I sneer.

I do not like thee, Dr. Fell.

Back to Blighty with you.
 
zz9
2011-08-02 01:24:09 PM
ElizaDoolittle: zz9: Piers Morgan arrest countdown clock still ticking....

I'd be happy if they just sent him back to England.

There's something fundamentally and profoundly revolting about this guy. I'm not talking about his ethics or his (or so I hear) spineless interviews and failure to capture an American audience. I'm talking about his wimpy puffy little face with the wimpy little lips. Every time I see a picture of him, I get new unsightly wrinkles at the top of my nose, as I sneer.

I do not like thee, Dr. Fell.

Back to Blighty with you.


He's not really liked here either...

Jeremy Clarkson and Ian Hislop talk about him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJtrRwOi2xo
 
2011-08-02 02:45:24 PM
I can't watch, since my YouTube audio died for no reason a month ago.

Still, terribly sorry! PM will be back in England in no time at all. Please keep him. I really don't care if he hacked phones. Well. Yes I do if there's any possibility the puffy-faced weak-lip ass-kisser could possibly stay off TV as a result.

Yes, I have just been horrible to a complete stranger in an internet forum.

/unrepentant.
 
2011-08-02 03:41:02 PM
"It's simple: I make Wendi do a headstand"
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"Then I drop it in"
 
2011-08-02 03:41:13 PM
I wonder if it's one of Rupert's Top Men?
 
2011-08-02 03:42:20 PM
wait, is this newscorp doing the hacking or being hacked?

It's hard to tell without RTFAing, and I'm damned if I'm going to do that!
 
2011-08-02 03:44:05 PM
s2s2s2: I wonder if it's one of Rupert's Top Men?

Which....men?
 
2011-08-02 03:44:54 PM
www.rawstory.com

These aren't the hackers you're looking for....

 
2011-08-02 03:45:09 PM
jayhawk88: s2s2s2: I wonder if it's one of Rupert's Top Men?

Which....men?


Top...mmmmmmphh, sigh....Men!
 
2011-08-02 03:49:31 PM
WideStance: I'm glad they aren't releasing his name. He'd be dead in a week.

He's 71, and you can bet that Murdoch already knows who it is.

Expect a 'died peacefully, natural causes' shortly after the septuagenarian cracks and starts to sing like a bird.
 
2011-08-02 03:53:39 PM
vpb: Stuart Kuttner

http://www.smh.com.au/world/police-arrest-71yearold-man-in-phonehacking-probe-2 0 110802-1ia1y.html


Yup, BBC agrees.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14375688
 
2011-08-02 03:53:40 PM
Please let it be Peirs Morgan. Please, please, please.
 
2011-08-02 03:54:14 PM
"Rest assured: I don't normally wear underwear"
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"But when I do, it's something that makes me feel pretty"
 
2011-08-02 03:58:06 PM
Today Stuart Kuttner has a heart attack today while in a holding cell after being questioned by police.

Today Stuart Kuttner was ran over by a hit and run driver after leaving the police department on 50,000 pounds bail after being questioned.

Today Stuart Kuttner was found with his wrists slashed in his bath, a suicide letter typed on his computer.
 
2011-08-02 03:58:44 PM
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Go on...
 
2011-08-02 04:00:35 PM
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"This is the hand I use to kill the kittens."
 
2011-08-02 04:02:26 PM
Murdoch's own Ollie North?
 
2011-08-02 04:02:41 PM
"Dude..."
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"Shrooms"
 
2011-08-02 04:03:06 PM
Next week's headline:
"'Key figure' in Murdoch hacking scandal beaten and thrown off a highrise building; police rule death an accident"
 
2011-08-02 04:04:27 PM
Found themselves a fall-guy to take the heat for James and Rupert, have they?
 
2011-08-02 04:04:36 PM
"Tragedy today, as Stuart Kuttner was eaten by wolves. He was delicious."

/Sorry Stuart, just hire a really really ethical bodyguard and don't skimp on that.
 
2011-08-02 04:06:39 PM
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"They look like big, good, strong hands. Don't they?"
 
2011-08-02 04:07:26 PM

Your clothes are red
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2011-08-02 04:07:55 PM
i56.tinypic.com
 
2011-08-02 04:11:03 PM
Today Stuart Kuttner was found dead after he threw himself in front of hail of 9mm bullets. Scotland Yard ruled it as an accidental death.
 
2011-08-02 04:11:07 PM
"I'm so old and dried up I crap cocoa"
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"and jizz Coffee-mate"
 
2011-08-02 04:12:31 PM
"Key figure" "Sacrificial lamb" arrested in Murdoch hacking scandal probe

FTFS
 
2011-08-02 04:12:57 PM
Today Stuart Kuttner accidentally fell down an elevator shaft and landed on some bullets.

/totally ripped off from Mystery Men
 
2011-08-02 04:13:36 PM
Anyone want to do one of those grid things on how he will die within the next month?
 
2011-08-02 04:13:56 PM
"Steve was an excellent mailroom clerk in our Winnipeg bureau- that's why the revelation that he was behind the global hacking plot is so perplexing..."
 
2011-08-02 04:20:59 PM
is that the same thing as saying Al-Queda's #2?
 
2011-08-02 04:28:46 PM
zulius: is that the same thing as saying Al-Queda's #2?

What Rupert Murdoch's #2 may look like:

cdn.ablogtoread.com
 
2011-08-02 04:30:28 PM
cbskroq.files.wordpress.com


Murdoc (is getting a kick...)
 
2011-08-02 04:37:09 PM
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THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS.
 
2011-08-02 04:38:14 PM
Murdoch has been a repulsive douche from the moment he came onto the world media scene but it took the equivalent of a drunk driver killing a child to wake people up to that fact. Whose really at fault for allowing this guy to prosper? Us or him?
 
2011-08-02 04:41:22 PM
pit and pendulum: Murdoch has been a repulsive douche from the moment he came onto the world media scene was shot out of his mother's vag-hole like a fetid used tampon.

/FTFY. Good, but needed finesse.
 
2011-08-02 04:48:10 PM
tankjr: [img34.imageshack.us image 300x240]
THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS.


*snort*
 
2011-08-02 04:52:08 PM
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Calm down, bro
 
2011-08-02 05:02:52 PM
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So, uh, about five more 'mysterious deaths' and I should be in the clear....
 
2011-08-02 05:03:58 PM
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"So if I check my nails like this I'm not gay, right guys?"
 
2011-08-02 05:06:14 PM
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He looks like Droopy.

www.toonopedia.com
 
2011-08-02 05:08:57 PM
Key Figure has been arrested, imprisoned, executed, guillotined, hanged, flayed, shot and electricuted in every major city on Earth. Yet this monster continues to wreack havoc, springing back to life every time. It is time to get dangerous. Put this demon in an airtight cell, so he may not send out spores, then heat the cell to the melting point of tungsten. And then scour the planet for existing spores, and destroy them. If they are found on or in a person, kill everyone within a mile. DESTROY HIM UTTERLY.
 
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