I have those glasses!

HEY! Thats Me!

not a funny headline

mmm...exploding pizza...::gagh::

Have you even seen a picture of Edgar Winter?
Not even close....

That's not Ving Rhames, its Michael Clark Duncan. And the other guy is obviously Doc Brown. It's all about the flux capacitator...

Neither of them look like Ving Rhames either. Just being beefy and wearing dark glasses doesn't really cut it.

"The two other scenarios are that Wells was either directly involved in the plot or was duped into participating, or that he was solely a victim, Rudge said."

Um... That's 3, Special Agent Rudge.

"For the last time, I'm not Mr. T, by Ving Rhames"

Looks more like Dre and Eminem.

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise....

The artist guy must not be very good at hair.

I think maybe the headline meant Alex Winter. You know, Bill S. Preston Esq.?

If all pizza delivery guys wore that collar, half hour delivery would be guaranteed!

Put yourself in the poor bastard's (Brian) shoes. SAD...SAD...SAD

"Right now, their best ally is law enforcement." YEA RIGHT! Just like they were Brian Wells.

They even have started using the 3 name approach (Brian Douglas Wells) because we know all nutball, serial murder, bombers have 3 names...right??

The white guy kinda looks like a cross between Timothy McVeigh and Gary Busey's Mugshot from TSG. But I still see Doc Brown...121 GigaWatts!

The black man, wearing a black backpack, black hat and sunglasses, was seen climbing over a concrete barrier separating traffic lanes.

A former member of the Black Panthers, he was seen months later playing Black Jack on Black Friday until he was caught cheating and has since been Black listed from the Casino.

Funeral for the victim will be a Black Tie Affair.

I got it! Its Jason Mewes! Jay?! Maybe this was another radical action led by the CLIT Commander.

Edgar Winter has an air-tight alibi... that must be a picture of Johnny Winter

Looks like the took an old Tim McVeigh sketch and added a bad mullet and K-Mart ballcap.

/got nuthin' for the other guy

FBI seeks ring men Ving Rhames, Edgar Winter in connection with exploding pizza robber (with artist pics).

See, now that's a funny caption.

he looks more like Michael Clarke Duncan to me...

(it's pure joke people. apparently MCD gets mistaken for ving alot on the street)

Ahhhhhh HA HA HA HA HA! That was a great laugh!

bark_atda_moon, you blackguard. :p

First off, I almost fell off my chair here when I read the headline, BEAUTIFUL. But does anyone have the link (if it's even there) to the video of this guys head being blown off? I'm not insensitive, just curious....yeah, curious.....

/diamond lane to hell.....

Apparently, they'd prefer people who were -moderately- involved to NOT come forward. HMm.

and it's Laurence Taylor and Jeff Bridges

I'd say Greg Gumble and Jason Mewes.

Snoochie Boochies

This is the weirdest freakin' robbery I've ever heard of. The people who came up with this plot must've been wathing alot of bad action movies

"The FBI said Monday the pizza deliveryman who robbed an Erie, Pennsylvania, bank with a bomb locked around his neck probably was not acting alone."

Genius! Damn, those FBI guys are good.

The black guy looks like Samuel Clemens and the white one like Mark Twain.

The guy on the right looks like Mario Lemieux with a really bad had and haircut. And I don't know who the guy on the left looks like, but it sure as hell ain't Ving Rhames.

SG_DOOMFlange

I had to look that one up... "A man who behaves in a dishonourable or contemptible way"

Yep thats me!

This is truly sad. A poor pizza guy had to wait 40 minutes knowing his head was about to explode. This guy is a victim and his name is being drug through the mud.

BUDWEISER PRESENTS: "REAL MEN OF GENIUS!"

Real men of genius---

Mister exploding neck-bomb pizza delivering bank robber---

Yes, this Bud's for you, Mr. exploding neck-bomb bank-robbing pizza deliverer. Yes, only you could pull off a caper so obviously fuc-dup, even the FBI could see at a glance it was phony, but nevertheless they keep on investigating.

By the time they finish, they will have 500 agents on the case, working full-time trying to prove it was the work of "white ring terrorist militias" or some such, and everyone will be writing books and making money off the latest conspiracy theory.

And it's all due to you, Mr. exploding neck bomb bank robbing pizza delivery guy, so thanks for your tireless work in reducing unemployment by providing jobs for people who are so fcuked-up they couldn't even work at McDonald's.

So here it is: Mr. exploding neck-bomb bank robbing pizza deliverer, this Bud's for you!

And as soon as we finish combing the parking lot and find out where your head landed, we will pour it right down your throat.

HAHA, wait, it's not funny. If someone being murdered leads to a Bud parody then you're just as sick as the 2 guys that tortured this man. I hope you are doing your job when some sickos grab you and blow your ass up.

Why would this pizza guy kill himself with a bag full of money? Doesn't make sense to think he's in on it.

When you go to prison for armed bank robbery, it's NOT FUN.

I don't think you can say for certain that if the guy WAS in on it, he wouldn't blow himself up after getting caught.

how disappointing. I was hoping for artist pics of exploding pizza robberss.

FenPhen-

Very nice "Out of Sight" is my one and only movie I enjoy with Bennifer Lopez.

If she stuck to good movies like that and not "Gigli" and "Enough" and that other piece of crap, people might still like her. She started off good and then she hit that Celebrity Wall and got all biatchy and stopped listening to her agent and got dropped by that talent agency...

Thats about the time I turned on her like a mad dog.

'They dont stay the whole night Jack, unless you pay em'"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103239
I knew I'd seen this story before

"...In his uni-sex prison, each inmate has an unknown partner; when the two are separated by more than 100 yards, an explosive collar kills both inmates."
-Deadlock (1991) Made for TV movie

Rutger Hauer rules!

tell me if this makes sense:



From CNN


Investigators have found no evidence to support the scenario that Wells acted alone in carrying out the robbery, said FBI Special Agent Bob Rudge.

"The evidence that was gathered thus far certainly indicates that that is the least likely scenario, and we have discounted that as a possibility," Rudge told a news conference.

The two other scenarios are that Wells was either directly involved in the plot or was duped into participating, or that he was solely a victim, Rudge said.

Who the hell wrote this? Does anyone notice the lack of sense here? So far they figured that he either was invovled, was not invovled, was a unwilling victim or a tricked victim.

Basically every possibility. Nice police work Barney.

Oh and to the writer, when you say, "The two other scenarios are...", it usually implies that ONLY TWO scenarios will follow, not three.

So where is that damn pizza, I ordered it days ago...I am starvin...