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Snarcoleptic_Hoosier

2011-08-01 10:53:40 AM

Pfft. You want pervy in Indiana? Go to a rumspringa party after the harvest. There be screwing EVERYWHERE.

R.A.Danny

2011-08-01 10:57:00 AM

Ron Jeremy and a chili cookoff?

I'll never have a chili dog again.

Transkaren

2011-08-01 10:58:17 AM

Hah. Had to RTFA just to see if Eugene, OR got a mention. It did, but not as one of the perviest cities, which I find pretty surprising.

R.A.Danny

2011-08-01 10:59:47 AM

And I can personally speak for Hurley, Wi.
You can use a stripper as a puppet during deer season.

CrispFlows

2011-08-01 11:52:20 AM

Silly Rabbit, Everyone knows the perviest city is D.C.

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jbc

2011-08-01 01:41:19 PM

30yrs2l8

2011-08-01 01:55:51 PM

Hedgehog chili?

Keys dude

2011-08-01 01:56:04 PM

A vote for Key West here....

EdenLiesObscured

2011-08-01 01:56:04 PM

As a Hoosier, I'm thoroughly disgusted that I had never heard of this place

AllUpInYa

2011-08-01 01:56:56 PM

30yrs2l8: Hedgehog chili?

Makes you froth at the mouth??

p the boiler

2011-08-01 01:58:05 PM

EdenLiesObscured: As a Hoosier, I'm thoroughly disgusted that I had never heard of this place

I... have, uh... been there

30yrs2l8

2011-08-01 01:58:19 PM

Transkaren: Hah. Had to RTFA just to see if Eugene, OR got a mention. It did, but not as one of the perviest cities, which I find pretty surprising.

Just because you can't find a bra or a razor in Eugene doesn't make it pervy. :o)

DoctorCal

2011-08-01 01:58:45 PM

I suspect this (NSFW) (new window) ended badly.

mcwehrle

2011-08-01 02:00:31 PM

Have two tank tops from Roselawn......it's fun when people see "Ponderosa Sun Club" and ask me if it's a nice resort..

funnier when you see someone else in one....and you remember them.

_{/and several pair of undies from there too}

Buttknuckle

2011-08-01 02:01:56 PM

I would like to throw Tampa, Florida in there. There are sex shops every block there.

Wytchone

2011-08-01 02:02:42 PM

Hahah New Orleans is #2.

Well some of it I have seen but the "big dick" contests is new to me.
Must be on the dark side of Bourbon (i.e Gay) street
/shurg

Sargun

2011-08-01 02:04:38 PM

They put New Orleans because of Southern Decadence? Really? Fail article.

StoPPeRmobile

2011-08-01 02:05:34 PM

Buttknuckle: I would like to throw Tampa, Florida in there. There are sex shops every block there.

I'll second that!

... Strip bars, swing clubs, and clothing optional resort!

Transkaren

2011-08-01 02:07:42 PM

30yrs2l8: Just because you can't find a bra or a razor in Eugene doesn't make it pervy. :o)

I was thinking more of the adult stores and strip clubs. We have what, 3 or 4 Adult Stores in Eugene, plus at least 3 in Springfield - and there's maybe 8 strip clubs between the two towns (unless some have closed). Of course, that to me isn't very pervy.

/When I turned 18, I thought it was normal to have three stores that rented porn vids within walking distance.
//That's walking, not mass transit.

chaddsfarkprefect

2011-08-01 02:08:05 PM

FTFA: Southern New Mexico, Southern West Virginia

Both a city and a state I've never heard of.

Kyndig

2011-08-01 02:08:33 PM

I've been to Nudes a' Poppin. It's actually pretty damn kickass...

Phil Moskowitz

2011-08-01 02:09:44 PM

I would have said Genitals North Dakota.

cowgirl toffee

2011-08-01 02:12:57 PM

I believe we should be asking: What small Indiana town DOESN'T combine naked chili cook off and Ron Jeremy?

pute kisses like a man

2011-08-01 02:16:02 PM

Wytchone: Hahah New Orleans is #2.

Well some of it I have seen but the "big dick" contests is new to me.
Must be on the dark side of Bourbon (i.e Gay) street
/shurg

Sargun: They put New Orleans because of Southern Decadence? Really? Fail article.

Southern decadence in new orleans is pretty lewd. i think it warrants mention.

but, new orleans can probably earn it's place on the list without southern decadence for it's myriad of sex clubs, naked country clubs and an extensive underground of prostitution.

SuperChuck

2011-08-01 02:20:48 PM

cowgirl toffee: I believe we should be asking: What small Indiana town DOESN'T combine naked chili cook off and Ron Jeremy?

No town I want to visit!

LesserEvil

2011-08-01 02:20:58 PM

Fremont, Ohio isn't in the list?

Not saying why, but I'd guess anybody from there should know what I'm talking about.

/Not a resident or participant

Wytchone

2011-08-01 02:21:09 PM

pute kisses like a man: Wytchone: Hahah New Orleans is #2.

Well some of it I have seen but the "big dick" contests is new to me.
Must be on the dark side of Bourbon (i.e Gay) street
/shurg

Sargun: They put New Orleans because of Southern Decadence? Really? Fail article.

Southern decadence in new orleans is pretty lewd. i think it warrants mention.

but, new orleans can probably earn it's place on the list without southern decadence for it's myriad of sex clubs, naked country clubs and an extensive underground of prostitution.

I think Katrina was blamed on Decadence by someone once.
But yeah Decadence I have seen and what you have seen you cant not unsee!

Buttknuckle

2011-08-01 02:23:28 PM

No doubt. Tampons are bloody kinky.

snocone

2011-08-01 02:41:42 PM

Art Mann, you have your marching orders.

bobbette

2011-08-01 02:43:18 PM

1-10: Seattle

Vancouver is the fresh-faced outdoorsy girlfriend you take home to mom. Seattle is the Mistress you both submit to on weekends.

Seattle has more crabs, though.

/literally. Dungeness crabs are rarer in Vancouver, plentiful in Seattle

Rapmaster2000

2011-08-01 02:44:04 PM

I grew up about 10 miles from there. I guess the only reason to go there would be to look at old boobs. If you're into that.

Across the street from Ponderosa is an unsecured nudist colony called "Naked City". It's basically a trailer park with naked rednecks walking around. You can drive through it and gawk at them like you're on safari.

snocone

2011-08-01 02:44:51 PM

Long sad CSB, but trust me, do not mix nudity and hot cooking oil. Just say no.

bobbette

2011-08-01 02:48:25 PM

Transkaren: 30yrs2l8: Just because you can't find a bra or a razor in Eugene doesn't make it pervy. :o)

I was thinking more of the adult stores and strip clubs. We have what, 3 or 4 Adult Stores in Eugene, plus at least 3 in Springfield - and there's maybe 8 strip clubs between the two towns (unless some have closed). Of course, that to me isn't very pervy.

/When I turned 18, I thought it was normal to have three stores that rented porn vids within walking distance.
//That's walking, not mass transit.

I think that's pretty typical though?

The real measure of whether a city is kinky is, I think, the number of female-friendly adult stores it can support. Regular porn rental shops, whatever. When you start to find plentiful gift shops with tasteful selections of vibrators, butt plugs, leather accessories and lingerie, you start to understand why the city gets ranked highly for quality of life and citizen happiness...

Lazakesau

2011-08-01 02:50:16 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Pfft. You want pervy in Indiana? Go to a rumspringa party after the harvest. There be screwing EVERYWHERE.

Ever since hearing about this thing, I've always wondered what it would be like to party with the Amish.

/I also blame the movie "Sex Drive".
//That Amish chick was farking hot.

Rapmaster2000

2011-08-01 02:50:19 PM

Buford Highway Twin Cinema, if you miss the (dare I say quaint?) option of viewing pornos in public theaters.

In front of this is Shooter's Alley (former employer of the Barbie Bandits), to the right is the latino themed Rooster's, and to the left is Hae Woon Dae, a Korean BBQ open until 6am. Which is why I'm frequently in the neighborhood.

Though I do admit finding the old porno theater quaint.

Another Government Employee

2011-08-01 02:52:42 PM

Rapmaster2000: Buford Highway Twin Cinema, if you miss the (dare I say quaint?) option of viewing pornos in public theaters.

In front of this is Shooter's Alley (former employer of the Barbie Bandits), to the right is the latino themed Rooster's, and to the left is Hae Woon Dae, a Korean BBQ open until 6am. Which is why I'm frequently in the neighborhood.

Though I do admit finding the old porno theater quaint.

Hae Won Dae is awesome.

Of course, the other reason Atlanta is considered kinky is that it can be used as a Bangkok substitute.

Underage Prostitutes (new window)

SearchN

2011-08-01 02:55:10 PM

Oh man this thread is just made for a certain farker.. Think I need to page him.

p the boiler

2011-08-01 03:01:12 PM

Transkaren

2011-08-01 03:04:15 PM

bobbette: Transkaren: 30yrs2l8: Just because you can't find a bra or a razor in Eugene doesn't make it pervy. :o)

I was thinking more of the adult stores and strip clubs. We have what, 3 or 4 Adult Stores in Eugene, plus at least 3 in Springfield - and there's maybe 8 strip clubs between the two towns (unless some have closed). Of course, that to me isn't very pervy.

/When I turned 18, I thought it was normal to have three stores that rented porn vids within walking distance.
//That's walking, not mass transit.

I think that's pretty typical though?

The real measure of whether a city is kinky is, I think, the number of female-friendly adult stores it can support. Regular porn rental shops, whatever. When you start to find plentiful gift shops with tasteful selections of vibrators, butt plugs, leather accessories and lingerie, you start to understand why the city gets ranked highly for quality of life and citizen happiness...

Actually, all of them have a moderate selection of all of those. My friends were never awkward about being in any of them.

/Per square foot, I think Castle Megastore has the fewest vibrators and other toys.

pute kisses like a man

2011-08-01 03:08:07 PM

Wytchone: pute kisses like a man: Wytchone: Hahah New Orleans is #2.

Well some of it I have seen but the "big dick" contests is new to me.
Must be on the dark side of Bourbon (i.e Gay) street
/shurg

Sargun: They put New Orleans because of Southern Decadence? Really? Fail article.

Southern decadence in new orleans is pretty lewd. i think it warrants mention.

but, new orleans can probably earn it's place on the list without southern decadence for it's myriad of sex clubs, naked country clubs and an extensive underground of prostitution.

I think Katrina was blamed on Decadence by someone once.
But yeah Decadence I have seen and what you have seen you cant not unsee!

Katrina and Gustav both came around Southern Decadence. People definitely claimed Katrina was God's punishment for Southern Decadence (I think it was Falwell). dumbest sentiment ever. Southern Decadence happens in the Quarter, so here's a hurricane to flood everyone who is not in the Quarter. So, either Falwell thinks God sends hurricanes to punish people but he missed, or God wants to punish people for not attended a gay party.

tequilasundae

2011-08-01 03:18:52 PM

been going to NAP for 9 years now...everything said is true but the public sex....the rest of that stuff goes on at any nudist resort....:partied with Ron....cool cat

Jake Havechek

2011-08-01 03:19:39 PM

I give the man credit for his proliferation, but there are few things that are more disgusting than seeing Ron Jeremy fark a chick.

aswarmofa

2011-08-01 03:28:53 PM

Honorable mentions go to pervballs in Alaska, Washington D.C. and northeastern Iowa.

Explains the entire Palin family and Ms. Bachmann.

Ken VeryBigLiar

2011-08-01 03:32:11 PM

After watching the Wild and Wonderful White's this weekend I can see why parts of West Virginia were mentioned here.

Kuroshin

2011-08-01 03:35:34 PM

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Danger Mouse

2011-08-01 03:46:06 PM

I heard things can get pretty wild over in Shelbyville!

ongbok

2011-08-01 03:49:17 PM

Rapmaster2000: I grew up about 10 miles from there. I guess the only reason to go there would be to look at old boobs. If you're into that.

Across the street from Ponderosa is an unsecured nudist colony called "Naked City". It's basically a trailer park with naked rednecks walking around. You can drive through it and gawk at them like you're on safari.

Wow, I haven't heard anybody mention Nude City in almost 15 years. I knew two people in college whose families lived or frequented there.

But from what one of my friends that have been to Ponderosa said if go there during "Nudes A Popping" yeah you will see some real good stuff and may get involved in some good stuff. But other than that if you go any other time it is mostly people who you don't want to see naked.

kerlee

2011-08-01 04:00:07 PM

Got a kick out of this. I live in Valparaiso just north of Roselawn.

dogawful

2011-08-01 04:11:31 PM

Anyone know of good, couple friendly swingers club on the Mississippi Gulf Coast? Mrs and I are looking to have a nice time...

Baz the Spaz

2011-08-01 04:28:12 PM

Don't forget, Terre Haute, Indiana used to be one of the most wide open towns back in the day. Old timers will tell you that you could have stood on the front steps of city hall and thrown a baseball in any direction you like and you'd have hit any of a dozen whore houses on the city square.

Of course, today it is merely "the most nowhere town in America."

/Obscure?

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