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(Fark)   Four years ago, I started a fund to buy a Real Doll. 8 months ago, I met a woman I love. Part of me still wants to buy the Doll, though. Is that a conversation I can have with her, or should I give up on it altogether? (Thread is NSFW)   (fark.com) divider line 3458
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2011-07-29 03:06:02 PM
Aww, kwame
t2.gstatic.com
 
2011-07-29 03:06:07 PM
ok, if I wasn't at work I'd do one of those TF vs. liters photos with the chick from the movie Love Object, where the girl is TF and the real doll that looks like her is Liters.
 
2011-07-29 03:06:09 PM

Moderator: Use the money to buy the new girl something nice, kwame


Sometimes TF is so farking awesome.

TODAY IS THAT TIME.
 
2011-07-29 03:06:12 PM

littlett's: How creepy would it be to go over to a guys house and see that he had a Real Doll made that looks just like you?


Note to self: Hide Littlett's look-alike RealDoll when Littlett's comes to visit
 
2011-07-29 03:06:14 PM
I WANT THIS TO BE REAL SO BAD
 
2011-07-29 03:06:18 PM

Mrs.Sharpier: TFers love this sh*t, I dont get it.


This is the gravy for the biscuits, sop that shiat up.
 
2011-07-29 03:06:19 PM

Kyro: kwame: Well, that's not what I expected at all.


Oh god I'm laughing so hard. I am so fired.
 
2011-07-29 03:06:22 PM

Timanous: I would have thought it a Kyro thread, and real, instead of a kwame thread, and fake.


I changed my mind. I'm not going to miss you afterall.
 
2011-07-29 03:06:24 PM
Err 1:17 AM Saturday I mean.
 
2011-07-29 03:06:24 PM

kwame: Well, that's not what I expected at all.


Favorite: Realdoll homogay outed (6431470)
 
2011-07-29 03:06:25 PM

kwame: Well, that's not what I expected at all.


i270.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-29 03:06:25 PM
If you can't afford a few grand, I'm pretty sure they sell just the hoo-hah for a couple hundred bucks.
 
2011-07-29 03:06:26 PM
Will Post to Main at 30 Jul 2011 at 1:17 AM

SOOOONER!!!!
 
2011-07-29 03:06:29 PM

sign_of_Zeta: Shostie: littlett's: How creepy would it be to go over to a guys house and see that he had a Real Doll made that looks just like you?

Not down with the RealDoll twincest?

I think you accidentally created the newest porn craze.


I'm on the cutting edge.
 
2011-07-29 03:06:30 PM

vernterv: Tat'dGreaser: Lundyn: you submitted this didn't you.

Didn't you see the mod outing!?!? That's what makes this awesome, top it off with a mainpage green.

Take note that it says it's on the main page, but there are no liters in here and it's not on the main page.


Still in the queue, it goes live at 1:17am tomorrow morning.
 
2011-07-29 03:06:40 PM
Oh dear.
 
2011-07-29 03:06:42 PM
What model were you getting, kwame? I can get you a used one at a good discount.
 
2011-07-29 03:06:43 PM

Moderator: Use the money to buy the new girl something nice, kwame


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2011-07-29 03:06:44 PM

Timanous: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Moderator: Use the money to buy the new girl something nice, kwame

Is it bad that I was coming in here to say this exact thing?

I would have thought it a Kyro thread, and real, instead of a kwame thread, and fake.


See, that's funny because the second thing I considered posting was "Goddamn it, Kyro. Why do you have to post a goddamn thread every time you want to have a goddamn serious conversation? FAILSAUCE."
 
2011-07-29 03:06:51 PM
This will be green goodness. I can't wait to hear the whining of the lower echelons as to the intellectual necessity of this thread when their totally awesome headlines didn't even get a look..

As Marie Antoinette said "let them read AskMen links"
 
2011-07-29 03:06:59 PM

ami5000: I WANT THIS TO BE REAL SO BAD


It's kwame, we all know he f*cks Real Dolls.
 
2011-07-29 03:07:11 PM

timujin: vernterv: Tat'dGreaser: Lundyn: you submitted this didn't you.

Didn't you see the mod outing!?!? That's what makes this awesome, top it off with a mainpage green.

Take note that it says it's on the main page, but there are no liters in here and it's not on the main page.

Still in the queue, it goes live at 1:17am tomorrow morning.


But where's the fun in that??
 
2011-07-29 03:07:11 PM

atlfarkette: ""Would you like a toothy BJ?
api.ning.com



Why you posting pictures of digital betty?
 
2011-07-29 03:07:22 PM
This going green makes me so happy, and yet since I'm not at work today I won't have all afternoon to sit and read all the fun things the liters will say.
 
2011-07-29 03:07:28 PM
@Mrs. Sharpier

I think of it like Sea World. There is no limit to the things you can make animals do if you give them fish.
 
2011-07-29 03:07:30 PM
I don't even care if the modmin hit the "green" button instead of the "nuke from orbit" button on accident. I still love this.
 
2011-07-29 03:07:32 PM

Jaboobinator: Hi liters.


At least skippy will see it.
 
2011-07-29 03:07:33 PM
For the record, if it were Ryan Gosling, I'd agree to share with the Real Doll.

If it were kwame, I might need something extra to sweeten the deal.
 
2011-07-29 03:07:38 PM

Lorelle: It would be even creepier if you found out later that he lent the doll to his friends.


OMG!

Could you imagine the stares when his friends came over and trying to figure out what was going on?
 
2011-07-29 03:07:48 PM
channel.nationalgeographic.com

Submitter
 
2011-07-29 03:07:59 PM

Mrs.Sharpier: TFers love this sh*t, I dont get it.


When TFDs go green it reminds me of my elementary school teachers leaving the room for a minute.

"OMG she's gone! E'erbody go crazy!"
 
2011-07-29 03:08:20 PM
That sound you hear, kwame, is the sound of every person in this thread blasting the link to every other TFer they know.
 
2011-07-29 03:08:26 PM
I love that picture. Even the realdoll is looking at the camera with a "what the fark" look.
 
2011-07-29 03:08:29 PM

Moderator: Use the money to buy the new girl something nice, kwame


i690.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-29 03:08:45 PM
In kwame's defense, the RealDoll was the 1999 UT valedictorian
 
2011-07-29 03:08:56 PM
heeheeheeheehee...
 
2011-07-29 03:08:58 PM
a mod outed an obviously fake thread? sploooooge

omfg green? sploooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooge
 
2011-07-29 03:09:04 PM
kwame: Well, that's not what I expected at all.

Don't worry, I still like you.
 
2011-07-29 03:09:04 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: I like to watch my wife go down on our realdoll while I jerk it in the corner. It's our date night.


You were probably supposed to keep that a secret between the three of y'all.

But seriously, why is this clearly serious thread lacking in serious advice??

Subby, keep the money saved. Keep it hidden away in your special secret Real Doll Someday account. Then when this actually real woman dumps you, you can still get your doll who will love you unconditionally forever. Insofar as inanimate objects can love, anyway.
 
2011-07-29 03:09:12 PM
After I finish and take the Real Doll off of the bed, it makes a sound like a child eating pudding.
 
2011-07-29 03:09:14 PM

Dwight Schrute: [channel.nationalgeographic.com image 470x300]

Submitter


Heh, I find it funny they make a "dorky goth white chick" Real Doll. Couldn't that guy just have hooked up with a TFette?
 
2011-07-29 03:09:14 PM

Dwight Schrute: [channel.nationalgeographic.com image 470x300]

Submitter


Her boobs look wrong.
 
2011-07-29 03:09:21 PM
i166.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-29 03:09:31 PM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Moderator: Use the money to buy the new girl something nice, kwame

Is it bad that I was coming in here to say this exact thing?


Probably. But I love you for it anyway.
 
2011-07-29 03:09:33 PM
QUICK: I'LL SPONSOR ANYONE WITH GOOD SANDWICH IDEAS.

OR NICE LEGS.

WHEN THE TIME COMES.

EIP, PEOPLE.

IT'LL BE ONE IN THE MORNING.]

I CAN MAKE NO GUARANTEE THAT I'LL BE BACK HERE IN TIME FOR THAT.
 
2011-07-29 03:09:37 PM
A WIN SO EPIC, NO IMAGE CAN CONTAIN IT!!!
 
2011-07-29 03:09:43 PM

Kyro: I think the creep factor would hit a critical mass if he suggested a threesome.


It would be horrible if he chose the doll as the main attraction in that threesome.
 
2011-07-29 03:09:44 PM
*choke*
 
2011-07-29 03:09:51 PM
i789.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-29 03:09:54 PM

Dynascape: Dude, who did you piss off?


Pretty much all of them, I guess. :)
 
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