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(Fark)   Four years ago, I started a fund to buy a Real Doll. 8 months ago, I met a woman I love. Part of me still wants to buy the Doll, though. Is that a conversation I can have with her, or should I give up on it altogether? (Thread is NSFW)   (fark.com) divider line 3411
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2011-07-29 02:51:19 PM  
Depends on how extensive her dildo collection is.
 
2011-07-29 02:51:43 PM  
give up on what, the woman or the real doll?
 
2011-07-29 02:51:43 PM  
oh, you should still buy the doll, then try and have a 3some with your real life woman
 
2011-07-29 02:52:21 PM  
Buy it and I guarantee you will have sex with it 100% more often than "the woman you love."
 
2011-07-29 02:52:34 PM  
You sound like fun.
 
2011-07-29 02:52:50 PM  
No. But when you order the real doll make it look just like her. She will be flattered.
 
2011-07-29 02:53:02 PM  
Please be real. Please be real.
 
2011-07-29 02:53:13 PM  
Bwa hah hah hah hah hah!

But seriously...

BWA HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!
 
2011-07-29 02:53:17 PM  
Totally talk to her about it. Explain that you are still planning on buying it. Post follow up thread.
 
2011-07-29 02:53:24 PM  
I require photos of both the real doll and the girl in order to make my decision.
 
2011-07-29 02:53:33 PM  
A fund? I hope you didn't put jars in stores.
 
2011-07-29 02:53:34 PM  
I think you should be open and honest with her. If she really loves you, then she'll be supportive.

Or, she might just think you're the creepiest f*cker she's ever met and run for the hills.
 
2011-07-29 02:53:42 PM  
Tell her you have carpal tunnel syndrome and need the real doll because it hurts too much to masturbate with your hand.
 
2011-07-29 02:53:52 PM  
It's taken you 4 years to save up the money for a sex toy?
 
2011-07-29 02:54:03 PM  
I think I like this trainwreck.
 
2011-07-29 02:54:07 PM  
Tell her it's a deal breaker. Stand firm on this.
 
2011-07-29 02:54:25 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2011-07-29 02:54:39 PM  
/subby
 
2011-07-29 02:55:10 PM  
How much do Real Dolls cost??
 
2011-07-29 02:55:12 PM  

Shostie: i.imgur.com


I like that movie.
 
2011-07-29 02:55:20 PM  
I think we need pictures of the model you want to purchase and your girlfriend in order to decide. Cause if that doll is sexy, that may sway my advice.
 
2011-07-29 02:55:31 PM  
Ok, so I'm NOT googling "Real Doll" at work, but how much are they? I'd expect several hundred dollars, right?
 
2011-07-29 02:55:50 PM  
Use the money to buy the new girl something nice, kwame
 
2011-07-29 02:56:15 PM  

sign_of_Zeta: /subby


We all know you don't have a woman.

According to FMS's time table, you can tell your woman that you love her in 2032.
 
2011-07-29 02:56:15 PM  

Moderator: Use the money to buy the new girl something nice, kwame


OH F*CK YES
 
2011-07-29 02:56:19 PM  
Oh good flipping jibblies people, where do you come up with this crap?!
 
2011-07-29 02:56:21 PM  

Eutamias21: How much do Real Dolls cost??


I was thinking like $2K.
 
2011-07-29 02:56:31 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2011-07-29 02:56:43 PM  

Moderator: Use the money to buy the new girl something nice, kwame


I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MODERATOR!!!!
 
2011-07-29 02:56:49 PM  

Eutamias21: How much do Real Dolls cost??


Around $10k. I saw one at AVN a couple years ago in Vegas. The skin feels very wrong. I don't care how "real" they say it feels, it's just... wrong.
 
2011-07-29 02:56:49 PM  

what_now: It's taken you 4 years to save up the money for a sex toy?


I've been working on Final Fantasy since the early 90's. He has only devoted 4 years to his fantasy.
 
2011-07-29 02:56:57 PM  

Eutamias21: How much do Real Dolls cost??


I think they range anywhere from four to five figures, depending on... complexity I guess? Number of holes?
 
2011-07-29 02:57:01 PM  

Moderator: Use the money to buy the new girl something nice, kwame


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2011-07-29 02:57:07 PM  

what_now: It's taken you 4 years to save up the money for a sex toy?


I was looking at vibrators last weekend.. and when did they get so damn expensive?
 
2011-07-29 02:57:08 PM  

Moderator: Use the money to buy the new girl something nice, kwame


First the herpes, now this

Maybe you should stick it to sheep kwame
 
2011-07-29 02:57:21 PM  

Moderator: Use the money to buy the new girl something nice, kwame


You made Friday so much better!!
 
2011-07-29 02:57:26 PM  

Eutamias21: How much do Real Dolls cost??


I remember seeing the site years ago, they were towards the $5k mark.
 
2011-07-29 02:57:27 PM  

Moderator: Use the money to buy the new girl something nice, kwame


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
 
2011-07-29 02:57:34 PM  

littlett's: Eutamias21: How much do Real Dolls cost??

I was thinking like $2K.


More in repairs if you keep breaking the limbs and head off or tearing the orifices.
 
2011-07-29 02:57:36 PM  
Order one that looks like her sister or her mom. She'll be flatter that you really like her family.
 
2011-07-29 02:57:45 PM  
Whoaaaa Nelly. Friday train wreck may just be here.

What the hell are you thinking? Is the doll a substitute for a real partner, or is that your fetish/fantasy?
 
2011-07-29 02:57:46 PM  
Let's see how this "love" thing pans out first. Not cynical at all, except that if it's real love and 8 months later you ain't married, well...
 
2011-07-29 02:57:47 PM  

littlett's: Eutamias21: How much do Real Dolls cost??

I was thinking like $2K.


I can't help but think the novelty of the real doll would wear off long before you reached $2,000 if you had spent the money on hookers.
 
2011-07-29 02:57:58 PM  

Moderator: Use the money to buy the new girl something nice, kwame


Does this mean karion is back?
 
2011-07-29 02:57:59 PM  

Moderator: Use the money to buy the new girl something nice, kwame


YAY!
 
2011-07-29 02:58:06 PM  

Moderator: Use the money to buy the new girl something nice, kwame


HA HA HA HA!

/I love you Moderator.
 
2011-07-29 02:58:13 PM  
How do you go about cleaning the jizz out of the real doll's vagina/butthole? Do you shove a hose up there? Does it turn inside out? Is there a special brand of real doll douche?
 
2011-07-29 02:58:15 PM  

honeygrl: Order one that looks like her sister or her mom. She'll be flattered that you really like her family.


FTFM
 
2011-07-29 02:58:28 PM  
TEN THOUSAND farkING DOLLARS????

Are you joking? I could buy a dildo a day for a year and still not spend $10,000. I could buy a stretching rack and a full spreader set, and still not spend that kind of scratch.

What the flippity fark??
 
2011-07-29 02:58:30 PM  
Hahaha!

kwamowned!
 
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