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(WBIR)   Next time you want to have sex in a city park in Knoxville, TN, be sure to smile for the cameras   (wbir.com) divider line 80
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2003-09-08 04:26:35 PM
The Smoking Gun is there?
2003-09-08 04:32:48 PM
Well duh...You've gotta smile with yer o'face or it screws up the whole money shot.

2003-09-08 05:02:07 PM
I might be moving to Knoxville next year. Any farkers live there? How is it?
2003-09-08 06:25:55 PM
I have family that lives in the area and visit annually. The city is a city, but it's got the best wilderness ever. The countryside looks like a farking postcard in every direction.

I hear you want to avoid sex in the parks unless you smile, though.
2003-09-08 06:41:12 PM
Disney monitors sex-act cameras in Knoxville
2003-09-08 09:54:24 PM
I always do, friend. I always do.
2003-09-09 12:04:00 AM
freakishly frantic farkers frantically froth
2003-09-09 12:04:49 AM
[i}"We had one individual tell us, I've been married 29 years, I'm gonna get a divorce over this," [/i][br][br]time to stop lying to the wife!
2003-09-09 12:04:55 AM
wow. nobody has ever posted in the wrong thread so furiously.

/i win
2003-09-09 12:10:08 AM
Further validates my theory that most cops are lonely perverted stalkers...

/I get arested when i try to tape people having sex without their consent.
2003-09-09 12:10:11 AM
Is it any wonder that a person with the last name Disney (that's not close enough to Walt to make any money from it) would end up being a cop? Imagine the shiat that guy got in school. I'm sure he has the "fark this - I'm gonna be a cop and then I will show ALL OF YOU!" type of mentality.
2003-09-09 12:11:16 AM
Ft. Dickerson? Her last name is Spitzer? It's too late in the evening for me to come up with any clever witicisms. Help me out!!
2003-09-09 12:11:26 AM
Reno 911
2003-09-09 12:11:37 AM
I think the city may be on to something. Real world television? Maybe streaming internet video.

They could sell the rights to FOX.
2003-09-09 12:12:19 AM
Sthufferin' Sthuchatashth!
2003-09-09 12:12:38 AM
5 men and only 1 woman? what are they catching, a bunch of homosexuals? are the straight people getting off clean or something?
2003-09-09 12:15:03 AM
Rockin, I used to work for WBIR, this is the first story in at least a year from that station. Farker ZekeMacNeil will be so proud of his town.
2003-09-09 12:15:18 AM
Hmmm, note to self....Girlfriend's idea for this weekend no good.

KungFuJesus.. Knoxville's not too bad a town if you can put up with the traffic on Saturdays(or any day of the week for that matter)
2003-09-09 12:17:33 AM
I think that it's a wierd scenario... trying to keep the parks safe for families? Who in their right farking mind goes to the park for a picnic at midnight?
2003-09-09 12:18:04 AM
Get a hotel room, you farking savages. Or find another park. I can appreciate outdoor boot knocking(dating myself) with the next dude but come on.

And watch out for those Masturbating Zombies...
2003-09-09 12:20:36 AM
"We're trying to keep this action out of our public areas so families can come up here and enjoy it and learn about the history of the park and the history of the city and just have a good time having a picnic and enjoying each other," explains Darrell DeBusk, spokesperson for KPD.

That's a long sentence.
2003-09-09 12:21:22 AM
i live in knoxville, and i knw what parks they are talking about, and the funny part is, one is right down the road from me. ahhh, the joys of cops trying to take away your freedom
2003-09-09 12:21:35 AM
obviously targeting homosexuals. not that there is anything wrong with that.
2003-09-09 12:23:36 AM
When you've got it on video it's hard to deny it,"

let's hope so, wouldn't be very good if something wasn't hard.
2003-09-09 12:25:08 AM
As if anyone having sex in a park is going to be frowning.
Well maybe if they are being forced into it they would frown.
2003-09-09 12:26:20 AM
Uhgh, people having sex is GROSS. We should arrest 'em.
2003-09-09 12:28:05 AM
All those poor exhibitionists will be crushed when they have to play those videos in court.

What's the punishment for this crime anyway? Are things that slow in TN?
2003-09-09 12:28:51 AM
i still wonder if there's security cameras at my old high school. about a year ago me and this guy went there in the middle of the night and screwed where all the kids wait outside in the morning after getting off the bus.
2003-09-09 12:32:18 AM
What I would like to know is if consensual(sp)adult activity is taking place when no children are about (middle of the night) then who is being harmed? This sounds like more puritanical bull biscuits from the same crowd that keeps saying that a joint is the destruction of western civilization. Just how much are we willing to be policed before we take back our freedom?
2003-09-09 12:33:25 AM
It's Bush's fault.
2003-09-09 12:34:15 AM
So, wouldn't these tapes be public record?

If so, obtain legal copies and start a business named "Park Whores Gone Wild..."

or something like that...
2003-09-09 12:35:24 AM
I agree with autopsybeverage. Who goes to have a picnic at midnight? And what's more, who goes out into the bushes in a park in the middle of the night, and then complains that someone is having sex there? I think they're just pissed that some randy couple beat them to the spot. You know, the one THEY cleared off so they could be sure that they wouldn't roll over on the smooth end of a pinecone.
2003-09-09 12:36:05 AM
Anne.Uumellmahaye -
Yeah for not covering the camera trained on the 'nature lovers'.

/wrong Bush
2003-09-09 12:36:29 AM
"We're trying to keep this area from being a place that East Tennessee knows you can go to this area if you're looking for something like that. We're trying to keep that from happening."

Knoxville farkers: is there an election coming up this fall down there?

/lived seven years in Memphis
2003-09-09 12:36:47 AM
"..police are using state of the art technology, which they don't want to reveal too many details about, to record actual sex acts as they happen."
Do they mean a video camera with night vision?
2003-09-09 12:41:02 AM
Yes. Yes they do.
2003-09-09 12:48:22 AM
Two things:1) if they arrested 5 men and one woman, who were the other 4 men having sex with.
2.)"just have a good time"" and enjoying each other," ....ummm..isnt that what they got arrested for?
2003-09-09 12:51:38 AM
Possible explanations for the 5:1 ratio of men:women

a) gay - been mentioned already
b) one woman soliciting sex in the park, had 5 partners at various times
c) selective enforcement - only calling in the men - could be various reasons for this.
d) not all of the 5 are having sex - some could be other forms of lewd behaviour.
2003-09-09 12:51:42 AM
HalloweenJack: "Knoxville farkers: is there an election coming up this fall down there?"

The Mayoral election is coming up soon. Thank God for term limits - no matter who wins, Knoxville gets a new mayor.

But stuff like this is old news. Guys have been getting busted in parks all over town since I was a kid. If you don't know about Fort Dickerson or the Pickle Park, well then you probably deserve what you get.

/lived in Knoxville for 22 years, moved to Murfreesboro in Jan.
2003-09-09 01:05:38 AM
Of course they're homosexuals. Men like to have sex with each other in public parks and bathrooms. I don't understand it myself, but hey. But being homosexual means they have more rights than everyone else. They should only have to follow the laws they want to follow.
2003-09-09 01:12:55 AM
Speaking of sex and parks...


I'm working on an article about the mocie Ken Park and need to know if it has received an MPAA rating in the US yet, if so what rating did it get, and when did/will it officially be released?

I know it premiered at a film festival last year, but as far as I know it hasn't hit mainstream distribution yet because of obvious censorship issues.

Can anyone enlighten me?


as you were...
2003-09-09 01:14:38 AM
If I were this dude, a public figure with an image to protect, I'd be kinda pissed to have my face pasted up right next to a video of two guys doin' it:

2003-09-09 01:16:45 AM
There are parks around here that you can't take kids to for just this reason.

Yeah, it's almost all guys.
2003-09-09 01:38:05 AM
Snoop Doggy Dogg's new video "Guys gone wild" in public parks. Not available in stores. Call mayor of Nashville with your credit card number and get free shipping.
2003-09-09 01:39:53 AM
"We're trying to keep this action out of our public areas so families can come up here and enjoy it and learn about the history of the park and the history of the city and just have a good time having a picnic and enjoying each other," explains Darrell DeBusk, spokesperson for KPD.

So families can "enjoy each other" in Knoxsville parks but gay men can't?
2003-09-09 01:51:57 AM
That gives a whole new meaning to the phrase"BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING"
2003-09-09 01:54:15 AM
Something about that arrest video looks familiar.
2003-09-09 02:17:22 AM
Holy FARK, I live in Knoxville, and yes Ft Dickerson is the biggest Gay hangout in town, in fact, they considered closing it to the public a few years back, even funnier the city recently put up a park on the site of the 82 Worlds Fair, (all that remains of the Fair site is the Sunsphere, and the amphitheatre that looks like a giant WonderBra) well in this little park, they put a splash fountain, and they had to turn it off because the Hobos were bathing in it.
oh and Fort Dickerson isnt a real fort, it is actually just a hill top that had a big ol pile of Dirt and some cannons on it, I dont even think it deserves the title Fort, perhaps Big Pile of Dirt on the Hilltop where the Gay Men Fark Dickerson.
2003-09-09 02:20:31 AM
We came to Knoxville for the world's fair....

But after the car got crushed we stayed and had anonymous sex with men in Knoxville's luxurious public parks.....Milhouse met a really hairy guy........*snip*

/ slash fanfic
2003-09-09 02:27:57 AM
at least they have finally moved out of the mall restrooms, yes about two years ago some gay men were found to be having an orgy in teh foodcourt mens restroom, a little boy found them and went to get the security guys, and when they got there, they were still going at it, big scandal, the religious Reich boycotted the mall for a month till they found something better to gripe about, (West Town Mall)
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