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Voldemort
2003-09-08 03:43:51 PM
Ah, another quality askmen.com link...
 
HDDriller
2003-09-08 03:43:57 PM
Make it stop! Please no more of this crap.
 
Skeezix
2003-09-08 03:44:27 PM
Now if I could only get someone to pay for my vacation.
 
therealscrodd
2003-09-08 03:44:34 PM
i've done this. they were always australian.
 
roguevirus04
2003-09-08 03:44:44 PM
everyone's thinking it, so I'll just say it.
Drew, how big is the pile of cash that AskMen is paying you to post this shait?
 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark]
2003-09-08 03:44:56 PM
I'm really curious about whether there's anyone in the world who reads an article on AskMen and feels like he's come away with actual insight.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2003-09-08 03:45:09 PM
I have a hard time meeting new people, but even I could have written this.

Don't hide in your room.
Don't look like a dirtbag.
Don't be truthful about your past as a serial rapist.
Yadda, yadda...
 
sxl7
2003-09-08 03:45:37 PM
By answering one of these ads to the left lollll
 
deeproy
2003-09-08 03:46:06 PM
Does anyone read these AskMen posts?
 
skinink
2003-09-08 03:46:25 PM
10) Lower your expectations. Wha, you think every girl you meet on vacation will look like the ones on "MTV Summer Jam" ?
 
Guy Incognito
2003-09-08 03:46:28 PM
1. treat women like objects
2. repeat
 
mem
2003-09-08 03:46:32 PM
lame. very, very lame.
 
MalaclypseTheYounger
2003-09-08 03:46:32 PM
One Word: Tequila.
 
Jeebus_Frist
2003-09-08 03:46:38 PM
oh, here we go again......
step 1: get chick hammered
step 2: ???
step 3: hump her in her passed out ass
/hee
 
loudmouthsoup
2003-09-08 03:47:35 PM
...taking antibiotics to begin fighting your impending chlamydia.
 
Unfreakable [TotalFark]
2003-09-08 03:47:48 PM
AskMen tells men how to meet women:

1. Go outside
2. Shower, cologne, wear nice clothes
3. Talk to the women
 
laurenmilan
2003-09-08 03:47:49 PM
You know, the fellas of Fark are right: AskMen.com IS pathetic!
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2003-09-08 03:47:54 PM
11) Roofies are generally easier to acquire in non-US vacation spots.
 
the_leviathan
2003-09-08 03:48:11 PM
Oh for God's sakes...the same way you get tail any other day. Go to bars an hour before last call and pick out the ones who are the drunkest and have the lowest self esteem.

Enough of this craptacular ripoff. At least Maxim's funny.
 
TheMatt
2003-09-08 03:48:12 PM
How about this one they forgot:

"Don't read AskMen.com."
 
HKWolf
2003-09-08 03:48:14 PM
The list should be called "10 steps to getting a vacation souvenir you'll never forget! A STD!"

Just a bad idea all around. Maybe this was cool 30 years ago, but not now.
 
redtail1
2003-09-08 03:49:36 PM


No way, man. If some chick you like comes up to me she's fair game!
 
MyrnaMinkoff
2003-09-08 03:49:47 PM
For girls:

1. get drunk
2. show your boobs

For men:

1. get drunk
2. use drunken courage to shamelessly hit on drunk women who are showing their boobs
 
Adman12 [TotalFark]
2003-09-08 03:49:51 PM
Now I know where the kind of men that women hate get their advice from.
 
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo
2003-09-08 03:50:43 PM
Or "accidentally" throw a frisbee near her, and ask her if she wants to join in the fun.

Oh, yeah. Do that.
 
control
2003-09-08 03:50:49 PM
Step 1. Find a woman whose husband is about to go on a golf vacation without her
....
 
tinrobot
2003-09-08 03:51:05 PM
...or "accidentally" throw a frisbee near her, and ask her if she wants to join in the fun.

I find 'accidentally' throwing $100 bills to be much more effective.
 
duuuuuude
2003-09-08 03:51:21 PM
1. Find a dumb slut, they're everywhere
2. ????
3. STD!!!

Wait, did I screw something up?
 
redtail1
2003-09-08 03:51:52 PM
How much you want to bet the editorial staff at AskMen.com are a bunch of randy fifty year old women who think Dr. Phil is edgy.
 
MyrnaMinkoff
2003-09-08 03:51:55 PM
Haha, Lady.

Seriously, why don't they just say "pull her pigtail" or "throw her in the pool."
 
Bukharin
2003-09-08 03:52:06 PM
I usually just whip it out and all the ladies come a runnin'
 
HKUSP9MM
2003-09-08 03:52:14 PM
yeah,ok...I think I have enough problems already....
 
You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color [TotalFark]
2003-09-08 03:52:24 PM
Thank you AskMen for stating the obvious.

morons
 
Cygnis-x
2003-09-08 03:52:27 PM
Yo yo yo, when i go on vacation, i always git me sum hottie.
 
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo
2003-09-08 03:52:28 PM
11. Ask yourself- when are you going to get back to Haiti?

/Bad Idea
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2003-09-08 03:52:50 PM
12) Go fat early, avoid the last call rush.
 
WookinPaNub
2003-09-08 03:53:01 PM
Any farkettes interested in a 3-way?
 
galumph200
2003-09-08 03:53:11 PM
Two words: cock extension.
 
FlameGirl
2003-09-08 03:53:49 PM
Number 4



Use a prop as an icebreaker
Props are very useful for approaching women in a harmless, friendly way. You have so many options to choose from. Take your camera and ask a woman to take a picture of you, then strike up a conversation. Or "accidentally" throw a frisbee near her, and ask her if she wants to join in the fun. Likewise with a volleyball. If you have a particularly unusual floating device, bring it. Your antics might get some women to notice you. Now, offer them a ride on it

This information is great for guys trying to start up a summer fling, and serial killers alike.
 
JPN
2003-09-08 03:54:11 PM
#4: If you have a particularly unusual floating device, bring it. Your antics might get some women to notice you. Now, offer them a ride on it

/aint touchin it
 
MyrnaMinkoff
2003-09-08 03:54:16 PM
12) Go fat early, avoid the last call rush.

You're funny.
 
Dish
2003-09-08 03:54:50 PM
I know this is going to sound like a crazy fantasy but every word of this story is true
 
galumph200
2003-09-08 03:55:01 PM
13) Casually make mention of your Total Fark account. She'll be all over you like Drew on a lame sponsor!
 
Av8rLuvr
2003-09-08 03:55:18 PM
Number 4 - Props

As in size 14 triple E size shoes???
 
redtail1
2003-09-08 03:55:39 PM
12a) Prowl the buffet lines waiting for that lonesome supersized mama who stops trucks in Topeka to come up for air. Better yet, hand her a drumstick.
 
AnthraxRipple
2003-09-08 03:55:44 PM
You said it, roguevirus04. If only someone would combine AskMen and Maxim and get some sort of mutant juvenile clueless uber-suck machine. Then those would be the only links approved.
 
tomnardone206
2003-09-08 03:55:56 PM
11. Bring a print out of the Ask Men article with you. Not only to males enjoy AskMen.com, but females also enjoy the witty banter as well. Be sure to print out the pop-up ads as well.
 
westendgneer
2003-09-08 03:55:59 PM
They forgot the most obvious part of the vacation hook-up....LEAVE THE WIFE AT HOME!
 
Anne.Uumellmahaye
2003-09-08 03:56:02 PM
There will be plenty of rum-laced ladies shedding their inhibitions, possibly along with some clothes. Go get 'em.

Translation: wait till they're drunk and pounce. It never killed anyone to be some lucky lady's Saturday morning regret
 
Ditto
2003-09-08 03:56:14 PM
What's a vacation?
 
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