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(Gawker) Video That awkward moment when the woman you've made dozens of fat jokes about reads them back to you on national TV   (gawker.com) divider line 57
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2011-07-29 08:07:16 AM  
Fat Actress was one of the funniest shows of the last ten years. It took a lot of guts to make fun of herself the way she did on that show.

I've alwaays like her.
 
2011-07-29 10:20:26 AM  
I heard she used to hook.
 
2011-07-29 10:21:39 AM  
Protip: If you don't want people making jokes about your weight, try putting down the fork once in a while.
 
2011-07-29 10:26:31 AM  
It was funnier when Dr. Phil did the same thing on Letterman years ago.

(also, it's all staged by Letterman's writers. they gave her that list)
 
2011-07-29 10:28:04 AM  
"what else do you keep in there."

"later..."

:D
 
2011-07-29 10:30:29 AM  
I didnt know Scientologists could be giant fat-asses.

Side Note: has anyone else seen the Scientology commercials on HULU? They are top-rate propaganda.
 
2011-07-29 10:31:20 AM  
She's awesome.
 
2011-07-29 10:31:40 AM  

schattenteufel: (also, it's all staged by Letterman's writers. they gave her that list)


IT'S REAL TO ME.
 
2011-07-29 10:37:09 AM  
When did speaking in sentence fragments become a meme?
 
2011-07-29 10:41:34 AM  

puckrock2000: Protip: If you don't want people making jokes about your weight, try putting down the fork once in a while.


I thought fat people abandoned forks and started using paddles.
 
2011-07-29 10:44:35 AM  
Unrelated but I watched Drop Dead Gorgeous last night for the first time ever. What a criminally underrated comedy. She was pretty funny in it.
 
2011-07-29 10:44:53 AM  

LegacyDL: puckrock2000: Protip: If you don't want people making jokes about your weight, try putting down the fork once in a while.

I thought fat people abandoned forks and started using paddles.


I just use two of my dialing wands as chopsticks. Means less to carry around in my mu-mu pockets.
 
2011-07-29 10:53:04 AM  

LegacyDL: puckrock2000: Protip: If you don't want people making jokes about your weight, try putting down the fork once in a while.

I thought fat people abandoned forks and started using paddles.


Why use utensils? Hell, if you're not careful you might lose a finger; that's why I typically just go into a pile of food face first.
 
2011-07-29 10:54:39 AM  

schattenteufel: It was funnier when Dr. Phil did the same thing on Letterman years ago.

(also, it's all staged by Letterman's writers. they gave her that list)


Yeah, they were all having a good time with it. Most fat people know they're fat. They're also jolly.
 
2011-07-29 10:55:12 AM  

dothemath: I didnt know Scientologists could be giant fat-asses.


She is full of thetans. Or something.
 
2011-07-29 10:59:46 AM  
If I dated her, I would get her star trek uniform and have it let out so she could wear it again and we would "meld" on the holodeck.

/By meld I mean sex, and by holodeck I mean anywhere.
 
2011-07-29 11:09:00 AM  
I have no shame in saying I would gladly take her even at the weight she is at. Even with all that Scientology crazy.

/had a thing for her since Cheers
 
2011-07-29 11:16:22 AM  

KatjaMouse: Unrelated but I watched Drop Dead Gorgeous last night for the first time ever. What a criminally underrated comedy. She was pretty funny in it.


Oh yeah. I had totally forgotten about that. That was funny.

Oh and Kirstie, I'd love to knock some cobwebs loose for you. Just talk dirty to me.
 
2011-07-29 11:25:20 AM  

dothemath: Side Note: has anyone else seen the Scientology commercials on HULU? They are top-rate propaganda.


I'm in the business, and yeah... that is top-notch stuff. Genuinely impressive.
 
2011-07-29 11:25:20 AM  
Hmmm Kirstie, I'd love to unwrap that little twinkie and eat the creamy filling
 
2011-07-29 11:28:49 AM  

Mr_Fabulous: dothemath: Side Note: has anyone else seen the Scientology commercials on HULU? They are top-rate propaganda.

I'm in the business, and yeah... that is top-notch stuff. Genuinely impressive.


The business of what, running a fake religion based on some pedophile's 50 year-old Vicodin induced science fiction notes?

Do you have to do post-grad work for that or is it an open market?
 
2011-07-29 11:32:13 AM  
sofa_King_2006 2011-07-29 10:59:46 AM

If I dated her, I would get her star trek uniform and have it let out so she could wear it again and we would "meld" on the holodeck.

/By meld I mean sex, and by holodeck I mean anywhere.


You would 'sex' on the "anywhere"? That doesn't even make sense.
 
2011-07-29 11:34:05 AM  

LegacyDL: puckrock2000: Protip: If you don't want people making jokes about your weight, try putting down the fork once in a while.

I thought fat people abandoned forks and started using paddles.


I prefer a bucket with ear hooks.
 
2011-07-29 11:50:38 AM  

karnal: sofa_King_2006 2011-07-29 10:59:46 AM

If I dated her, I would get her star trek uniform and have it let out so she could wear it again and we would "meld" on the holodeck.

/By meld I mean sex, and by holodeck I mean anywhere.

You would 'sex' on the "anywhere"? That doesn't even make sense.


I'd be happy to sex on the underwear.
//it's a medical condition. Stop laughing.
 
2011-07-29 12:00:35 PM  

sofa_King_2006: If I dated her, I would get her star trek uniform and have it let out so she could wear it again and we would "meld" on the holodeck.

/By meld I mean sex, and by holodeck I mean anywhere.


Ahem.
Kirstie Alley appeared in Star Trek films featuring the original cast. The Holodeck was not invented until the Next Generation.

images.wikia.com
 
2011-07-29 12:03:23 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: dothemath: Side Note: has anyone else seen the Scientology commercials on HULU? They are top-rate propaganda.

I'm in the business, and yeah... that is top-notch stuff. Genuinely impressive.


I signed up.
 
2011-07-29 12:44:20 PM  
Fattention whore
 
2011-07-29 12:45:15 PM  

KatjaMouse: Unrelated but I watched Drop Dead Gorgeous last night for the first time ever. What a criminally underrated comedy. She was pretty funny in it.


That movie is one of the best comedies in a long time. Severely underrated.

/Dancing Jesus on a Crucifix!
//she's the most smartest!
 
2011-07-29 01:09:59 PM  
God, she handled that well.

Love her!
 
2011-07-29 01:13:26 PM  

NicoFinn: God, she handled that well.

Love her!


I like how she says "chub".

How did she know!
 
2011-07-29 01:21:52 PM  
That was actually quite impressive. Good for her.
 
2011-07-29 01:24:05 PM  
They were funny, lets here some more...

Kirstie's so fat her earrings are moons.

Kirsties so fat, when I'm done banging her, I roll over twice and I'm still on her.
 
2011-07-29 01:57:24 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Ahem.
Kirstie Alley appeared in Star Trek films featuring the original cast. The Holodeck was not invented until the Next Generation.



gaaaah! I heard that in CBG's voice before i scrolled down and saw his picture!
 
2011-07-29 02:10:10 PM  

puckrock2000: Protip: If you don't want people making jokes about your weight, try putting down the fork once in a while.


I'd say the opposite. It's easier to fill your mouth with your hands than with utensils.
 
2011-07-29 02:23:30 PM  

Sugarmoobs: I have no shame in saying I would gladly take her even at the weight she is at. Even with all that Scientology crazy.

/had a thing for her since Cheers


This.

always thought letterman was an unfunny hack,

Fark you Dave.
 
2011-07-29 02:36:46 PM  
Not bad on both their parts. That was good TV. I used to be a huge fan of Dave, not so much these days. But on occasions he has glimpses of brilliance. Kirstie is just down right funny and thick skinned!
 
2011-07-29 03:05:41 PM  

Donnchadha: When did speaking in sentence fragments become a meme?


The day that everyone realized it would piss you off.

/nobody likes you.
 
2011-07-29 03:19:38 PM  

turbidum: Donnchadha: When did speaking in sentence fragments become a meme?

The day that everyone realized it would piss you off.

/nobody likes you.


Darmok and Jalad without a good metaphorical description so it becomes horribly wordy and pretty much just directly states the point of the story.
 
2011-07-29 03:35:06 PM  
 
2011-07-29 03:44:16 PM  
Don't really know why, but I really liked her in "Madhouse." Her on-air breakdown and the "Not Decent" scene with her breaking the door with her blouse open were highly entertaining to me.
 
2011-07-29 04:06:18 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: This is pretty gutsy


Wow - thanks, man!

I gotta get the DVD for that!
 
2011-07-29 04:53:43 PM  

markiedog: Not bad on both their parts. That was good TV. I used to be a huge fan of Dave, not so much these days. But on occasions he has glimpses of brilliance. Kirstie is just down right funny and thick skinned!


Is that a fat joke?
 
2011-07-29 05:54:18 PM  
In Dave's defense, for throwaway one-liners they were pretty funny.

/the only justification a comedian needs
 
2011-07-29 06:30:03 PM  
Laughed so hard I scared the cat....
 
2011-07-29 10:01:43 PM  
Anyone see a video? im just getting a still picture, nothing clickable.
 
2011-07-30 12:39:24 AM  

puckrock2000: Protip: If you don't want people making jokes about your weight, try putting down the fork once in a while.



WOOOOOSH!!!
 
2011-07-30 04:01:34 AM  
What's that squeaky balloon sitting next to Letterman, and why is it wearing a purple Buddhist monk suit and a wig?
 
2011-07-30 06:16:39 AM  
Two amazing movies Kirstie starred in were "Sibling Rivalry" and "Profoundly Normal".
In SR, she was beautiful. Slender, long hair... her "Cheers" self.
In PN, she was older and heavier and *still* owned that movie.
 
2011-07-30 08:10:10 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: sofa_King_2006: If I dated her, I would get her star trek uniform and have it let out so she could wear it again and we would "meld" on the holodeck.

/By meld I mean sex, and by holodeck I mean anywhere.

Ahem.
Kirstie Alley appeared in Star Trek films featuring the original cast. The Holodeck was not invented until the Next Generation.

[images.wikia.com image 250x369]


Yes, you're absolutely right. "Holodeck" should have read "Death Star."
 
2011-07-30 10:04:44 AM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Fat Actress was one of the funniest shows of the last ten years. It took a lot of guts to make fun of herself the way she did on that show.

I've alwaays like her.


Same.
 
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