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(Waiting For Next Year)   Browns sign Usama, expected to help them bring down Jets in New York   (waitingfornextyear.com ) divider line 96
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2961 clicks; posted to Sports » on 28 Jul 2011 at 10:24 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2011-07-28 05:03:44 PM  
BLOCKBUSTER MOVE!!!
 
2011-07-28 05:11:29 PM  
i lol'd
 
2011-07-28 05:16:30 PM  
He'll be good for 9 picks out of an attempted 11, with some twin, towering interceptions that smoke the home team, and leave crowds sobbing.
 
2011-07-28 05:21:18 PM  
This is why I love this site.
 
2011-07-28 05:35:29 PM  
Bring it on.

+1
 
2011-07-28 05:39:06 PM  
Let's ROLL!
 
2011-07-28 05:40:06 PM  
He's really good on special teams, but he's not exactly a superstar in the secondary. Solid, but not a key piece of the Saints' defense. I wish him luck in Cleveland, though.
 
2011-07-28 05:41:40 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

/ represent
 
2011-07-28 05:42:59 PM  
I know this isn't the big splash that a lot of Browns fans were looking for

Well, if he went in feet first there wouldn't be, would there?
 
2011-07-28 05:43:45 PM  

Nabb1: He's really good on special teams, but he's not exactly a superstar in the secondary. Solid, but not a key piece of the Saints' defense. I wish him luck in Cleveland, though.


From what I've seen of him, he's serviceable (okay, not great) in coverage. He's still only twenty six, having an experienced DC like Dick Jauron and the opportunity to start might do him a lot of good.
 
2011-07-28 06:10:41 PM  
He's OK in the secondary, probably better on the inside job.
 
2011-07-28 06:22:40 PM  
img1.fark.net A second Jet has crashed into the Browns
 
2011-07-28 06:24:49 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: [img1.fark.net image 54x11] A second Jet has crashed into the Browns


This is not a repeat from the first year of the Eric Mangini era.

/and then a third Jet
//and a fourth
///fifth
///................
 
2011-07-28 06:38:29 PM  
This thread has epic potential. And I don't even like baseball.
 
2011-07-28 07:51:46 PM  
I predict Washington will spend a lot of money trying to destroy the Browns, won't be able to bring this guy down for 10 years.
 
2011-07-28 08:09:43 PM  
thelaughingmarcus.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-07-28 08:11:21 PM  
The Browns don't even play The Jets this year subby
 
2011-07-28 08:11:53 PM  

calbert: The Browns don't even play The Jets this year subby


You always gotta be a debbie downer.
 
2011-07-28 08:18:13 PM  

BKITU: I predict Washington will spend a lot of money trying to destroy the BrownsBengals, won't be able to bring this guy down for 10 years.


Fixed for Washington's ineptitude.
 
2011-07-28 08:25:58 PM  
This totally needs to be front page, not just Sports.
 
2011-07-28 08:29:45 PM  
Everyone must be so happy he's playing for our team now.
 
2011-07-28 08:33:08 PM  

tsalaroth: This totally needs to be front page, not just Sports.


This needs to be HOTY. Or in the running.
 
2011-07-28 08:38:49 PM  
A SECOND BROWN HAS JUST HIT THE SOUTH TOWER!
 
2011-07-28 09:01:11 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: [img1.fark.net image 54x11] A second Jet has crashed into the Browns


Not sure if I should be disgusted or amused. Both? I can do both.

/lol
//+1 subby, you asshole
 
2011-07-28 09:16:20 PM  

tsalaroth: This totally needs to be front page, not just Sports.

 
2011-07-28 09:28:45 PM  
Subby, I hate you for that headline, but it's the best I've ever seen. Congratulations!
 
2011-07-28 09:44:10 PM  
Headline of the Year candidate that is
 
2011-07-28 09:44:22 PM  
His favorite play probably isn't the Statue of Liberty...
 
2011-07-28 09:54:20 PM  

ElQue: BKITU: I predict Washington will spend a lot of money trying to destroy the BrownsBengals, won't be able to bring this guy down for 10 years.

Fixed for Washington's ineptitude.


The Generals never were very good at shutting down the Globetrotters. Hard to play against an opponent that won't obey the rules.
 
2011-07-28 10:01:50 PM  

fusillade762: ElQue: BKITU: I predict Washington will spend a lot of money trying to destroy the BrownsBengals, won't be able to bring this guy down for 10 years.

Fixed for Washington's ineptitude.

The Generals never were very good at shutting down the Globetrotters. Hard to play against an opponent that won't obey the rules.


Well played!
 
2011-07-28 10:23:21 PM  
Okay, I LOL'd.
 
2011-07-28 10:26:28 PM  
i1045.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-28 10:34:34 PM  

CavalierEternal: Nabb1: He's really good on special teams, but he's not exactly a superstar in the secondary. Solid, but not a key piece of the Saints' defense. I wish him luck in Cleveland, though.

From what I've seen of him, he's serviceable (okay, not great) in coverage. He's still only twenty six, having an experienced DC like Dick Jauron and the opportunity to start might do him a lot of good.


Usama tries hard on every play and can hit damned hard. Works well with Fujita. Has cool hair.

He isnt a bad guy and I wish him well in Cleveland
 
2011-07-28 10:35:40 PM  
Solid player. Will miss him. Not as much as Fujita, but Usama's still a good dude. Best of luck in Cleveland.
 
2011-07-28 10:37:57 PM  

calbert: The Browns don't even play The Jets this year subby


What about the playoffs? Hmmm?
 
2011-07-28 10:38:08 PM  
Wow....HAH!

Someone bring up that South Park episode where they all said "It's okay to laugh about it"
 
2011-07-28 10:38:50 PM  

mikaloyd: CavalierEternal: Nabb1: He's really good on special teams, but he's not exactly a superstar in the secondary. Solid, but not a key piece of the Saints' defense. I wish him luck in Cleveland, though.

From what I've seen of him, he's serviceable (okay, not great) in coverage. He's still only twenty six, having an experienced DC like Dick Jauron and the opportunity to start might do him a lot of good.

Usama tries hard on every play and can hit damned hard.


He's a hitter? Oh sh*t, considering who our other safety is, I would not wanna be a receiver coming over the middle against the Browns this year.
 
2011-07-28 10:45:14 PM  

mikaloyd: calbert: The Browns don't even play The Jets this year subby

What about the playoffs? Hmmm?


Did the other 14 teams in the AFC die?

/subby you magnificent bastard +1
 
2011-07-28 10:47:11 PM  

eagles95: mikaloyd: calbert: The Browns don't even play The Jets this year subby

What about the playoffs? Hmmm?

Did the other 14 teams in the AFC die?

/subby you magnificent bastard +1


The Bengals might as well have.

/Thank you, I'm quite proud of this one.
 
2011-07-28 10:51:18 PM  
oooohhhhnoooooooooooooaaaayyeeeaaa

shock and disgust turning to acceptance and applause
conan and i's favorite reaction ever.
 
2011-07-28 11:05:07 PM  
No way! I thought Obama had him axed in Pakistan! O_O
 
2011-07-28 11:05:34 PM  
This website eats away at my soul a little more every day.
 
2011-07-28 11:14:50 PM  
HOTY?
 
2011-07-28 11:20:02 PM  
Has anyone made an, "A second X has hit the Y tower!!1!?" joke yet?
 
2011-07-28 11:24:53 PM  

Taylor-sama: HOTY?


Quite possible, which makes me sad considering who subby is. I suppose even monkeys can type out the works of shakespeare.
 
2011-07-28 11:28:19 PM  

davidphogan: Has anyone made an, "A second X has hit the Y tower!!1!?" joke yet?


A second "A Second X has hit the Y tower" joke has hit the thread tower!
 
2011-07-28 11:30:03 PM  
images.starcraftmazter.net
 
2011-07-28 11:33:45 PM  

davidphogan: Has anyone made an, "A second X has hit the Y tower!!1!?" joke yet?


A second shut up has hit your face.
 
2011-07-28 11:35:40 PM  
I'm from Cleveland and really getting a kick...

Oh fark it all anyway.
 
2011-07-28 11:39:22 PM  

Captain Steroid: No way! I thought Obama had him axed in Pakistan! O_O


What did Obama have him asked?
 
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