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(Arizona Star)   Video backs Colorado sheriff on dispute with Duane "Dog" Chapman bounty hunter complaint. Bossk, Zuckuss, 4-LOM, IG-88, Boushh, Dengar, Boba Fett unavailable for comment   (azstarnet.com) divider line 113
    More: Cool, Colorado, bounty hunters, Grand Junction, bounty hunter complaint, failure to appear, sheriffs  
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2011-07-28 02:29:15 PM  
Star Trek sucks.
 
2011-07-28 02:29:33 PM  
The fact that this guy can legally do what he does is just plain depressing.
 
2011-07-28 02:30:34 PM  
Greedo also unavailable for comment
 
2011-07-28 02:31:02 PM  
I wonder what galaxy the videos would have disappeared to if the tape exonerated Dog?
 
2011-07-28 02:31:04 PM  
I'm sorry, WHO are those other characters? I recognized Boba Fett but...

//extended Star Wars universe isn't canon, so don't reference it
 
2011-07-28 02:32:19 PM  
I'll be sure and file this one under "who gives a fark"
 
2011-07-28 02:32:35 PM  

Lexx: I'm sorry, WHO are those other characters? I recognized Boba Fett but...

//extended Star Wars universe isn't canon, so don't reference it


This is a joke, yes?
 
2011-07-28 02:32:45 PM  
I miss Grand Junction

/Mesa State '09
//It will never be Colorado Mesa
 
2011-07-28 02:32:48 PM  
Bounty hunters? We don't need that..scum...
 
2011-07-28 02:32:58 PM  

Lexx: I'm sorry, WHO are those other characters? I recognized Boba Fett but...

//extended Star Wars universe isn't canon, so don't reference it


Those are the names of the other bounty hunters standing on the Star Destroyer when Darth was telling them to find Han ("No disintegration!").
 
2011-07-28 02:33:20 PM  

Lexx: I'm sorry, WHO are those other characters? I recognized Boba Fett but...

//extended Star Wars universe isn't canon, so don't reference it


images.wikia.com
 
2011-07-28 02:34:25 PM  

Lexx: I'm sorry, WHO are those other characters? I recognized Boba Fett but...

//extended Star Wars universe isn't canon, so don't reference it


That's not extended; that's the list of bounty hunters onboard the Executor while Vader was handing out the bounty on Solo, duh!

/no disintegrations
 
2011-07-28 02:34:26 PM  

Lexx: I'm sorry, WHO are those other characters? I recognized Boba Fett but...

//extended Star Wars universe isn't canon, so don't reference it


Your nerd card is hereby revoked.
 
2011-07-28 02:34:32 PM  

Lexx: I'm sorry, WHO are those other characters? I recognized Boba Fett but...

//extended Star Wars universe isn't canon, so don't reference it


Those are the names of the other bounty hunters who were hired by Darth Vader during Empire Strikes Back. I don't know if their names were created in the extended universe or not.
 
2011-07-28 02:34:48 PM  
They're all bounty hunters, and most of them are on the bridge of the Executor in one scene from Empire Strikes Back. Boushh is the bounty hunter that Leia disguised herself as in Return of the Jedi.

/still have all the action figures somewhere...
 
2011-07-28 02:34:55 PM  
Lexx wasn't allowed to play with action figures, obviously...
 
2011-07-28 02:35:09 PM  

Underabridge: Star Trek sucks.


The bounty hunters named in the submission title are from Star Wars, not from Star Trek. You should think before you post, you idiot.
 
2011-07-28 02:35:29 PM  

Lexx: //extended Star Wars universe isn't canon, so don't reference it


Oh, and "canon" is defined as Lucasfilm as "the screenplays, the films, the radio dramas and the novelizations." So yeah, there's that, too...
 
2011-07-28 02:35:51 PM  
Man... why aren't there nudes of Beth? Or a sex tape or something. Mmmm....
 
2011-07-28 02:35:51 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Underabridge: Star Trek sucks.

The bounty hunters named in the submission title are from Star Wars, not from Star Trek. You should think before you post, you idiot.


The name didn't give it away, it seems.

/notsureifserious.jpg
 
2011-07-28 02:35:54 PM  
My post was slower than a gunsling with Greedo

/he didn't shoot first
 
2011-07-28 02:36:14 PM  

Lexx: I'm sorry, WHO are those other characters? I recognized Boba Fett but...

//extended Star Wars universe isn't canon, so don't reference it


troll.me
 
2011-07-28 02:36:19 PM  

Hyppy: Lexx: //extended Star Wars universe isn't canon, so don't reference it

Oh, and "canon" is defined as Lucasfilm as "the screenplays, the films, the radio dramas and the novelizations." So yeah, there's that, too...


-Christmas Special
 
2011-07-28 02:36:30 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Underabridge: Star Trek sucks.

The bounty hunters named in the submission title are from Star Wars, not from Star Trek. You should think before you post, you idiot.


I got one!
 
2011-07-28 02:36:31 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Underabridge: Star Trek sucks.

The bounty hunters named in the submission title are from Star Wars, not from Star Trek. You should think before you post, you idiot.


He's right though. Star Trek does suck.
 
2011-07-28 02:37:45 PM  

Underabridge: I got one!


If you had any pride in your craft, you would not declare victory.
 
2011-07-28 02:37:59 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-07-28 02:38:32 PM  
Did he forget to fill out his B23-1-14?
 
2011-07-28 02:38:44 PM  

ArtosRC: Underabridge: I got one!

If you had any pride in your craft, you would not declare victory.


Sorry but that just got me out of long dry spell. I can't contain myself.
 
2011-07-28 02:39:41 PM  

Underabridge: ArtosRC: Underabridge: I got one!

If you had any pride in your craft, you would not declare victory.

Sorry but that just got me out of long dry spell. I can't contain myself.


Eh, if I know AAG like I think I do, he was probably just counter-trolling you.
 
2011-07-28 02:39:47 PM  
Holy FSM, that was weak.
 
2011-07-28 02:40:29 PM  

bhcompy: Greedo also unavailable for comment


Thread win.
 
2011-07-28 02:40:58 PM  

DamienC: They're all bounty hunters, and most of them are on the bridge of the Executor in one scene from Empire Strikes Back. Boushh is the bounty hunter that Leia disguised herself as in Return of the Jedi.


Thank you! I was sitting here racking my brain trying to figure out who the hell Boussh was. I knew that I knew the name, but just couldn't put it together, and I didn't want to go looking for it.

My once-encyclopedic knowledge of Star Wars has obviously suffered over the years. I have shame.

/commits lightsaber sepuku
 
2011-07-28 02:42:13 PM  

ArtosRC: AverageAmericanGuy: Underabridge: Star Trek sucks.

The bounty hunters named in the submission title are from Star Wars, not from Star Trek. You should think before you post, you idiot.

The name didn't give it away, it seems.

/notsureifserious.jpg


Unless, of course, AverageAmericanGuy was quite subtly counter-trolling, in which case his was a masterful act of subterfuge.
 
2011-07-28 02:42:29 PM  

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Man... why aren't there nudes of Beth? Or a sex tape or something. Mmmm....


Torpedo tits?
 
2011-07-28 02:42:45 PM  

Underabridge: AverageAmericanGuy: Underabridge: Star Trek sucks.

The bounty hunters named in the submission title are from Star Wars, not from Star Trek. You should think before you post, you idiot.

I got one!


Nah man, I think he got you.
 
2011-07-28 02:43:05 PM  

Underabridge: ArtosRC: Underabridge: I got one!

If you had any pride in your craft, you would not declare victory.

Sorry but that just got me out of long dry spell. I can't contain myself.


Yeah, but that'Ks like shooting the blind deer with 2 broken legs. You roped one, but it's too retarded to keep. You gotta throw it back.
 
2011-07-28 02:43:23 PM  
Well, I guess they should lock that sheriff up for violating wiretapping laws. Unless he had a warrant to tape them I think he should be tried.
 
2011-07-28 02:43:53 PM  
Isn't mentioning "the Christmas Special" in a Star Wars thread kinda like a Godwin?
 
2011-07-28 02:43:55 PM  

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Eh, if I know AAG like I think I do, he was probably just counter-trolling you.


This. You let them make the mistake and dig themselves deeper; in the event of a counter-troll, you either counter-counter-troll or, to troll hard, ignore it completely.

Never justify.

That's, like, rule 342, subsection F, paragraph seven. How do you not know this?


/Star Wars is only culturally-relevant for nostalgia's sake
 
2011-07-28 02:44:21 PM  

Hyppy: No disintegration!


Oh shucks
/I'm wearing no shoes
 
2011-07-28 02:44:35 PM  
Why U No Link Video?
 
2011-07-28 02:45:20 PM  
This is some fine entertainment on a lazy Thursday afternoon!
Live long and prosper!
 
2011-07-28 02:45:30 PM  

Lexx: I'm sorry, WHO are blah blah characters? I recognized Boba Fett but...

//extended Star Wars universe blah blah blah it


No disintergrations! (new window)
 
2011-07-28 02:46:11 PM  

Current Resident: Lexx: I'm sorry, WHO are those other characters? I recognized Boba Fett but...

//extended Star Wars universe isn't canon, so don't reference it

[troll.me image 552x414]


I somehow trolled better than the headline?
 
2011-07-28 02:46:33 PM  
A must read for the star wars geek:

i43.tower.com

IG-88: Think skynet with a body.
 
2011-07-28 02:47:20 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2011-07-28 02:47:58 PM  
I heard the police also were pretty sure Dog had rubbed cats all over the suspect, and they are really allergic!
 
2011-07-28 02:48:03 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Underabridge: Star Trek sucks.

The bounty hunters named in the submission title are from Star Wars, not from Star Trek. You should think before you post, you idiot.


see 1:35 (new window)
 
2011-07-28 02:48:43 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: ArtosRC: AverageAmericanGuy: Underabridge: Star Trek sucks.

The bounty hunters named in the submission title are from Star Wars, not from Star Trek. You should think before you post, you idiot.

The name didn't give it away, it seems.

/notsureifserious.jpg

Unless, of course, AverageAmericanGuy was quite subtly counter-trolling, in which case his was a masterful act of subterfuge.


Um no.
 
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