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2011-07-28 10:08:12 AM
How about a law separating church and state? I know, silly right?
 
2011-07-28 10:13:23 AM
I especially like Sharia when she wears those short skirts and shakes her ass. Not sure about her singing voice... :P
 
2011-07-28 10:16:26 AM
I don't agree with Governor Christie on much of anything, but he is bang on about this. Good for him.

Also, subby, I know you don't care, but your headline - well, it was funny and fresh when we had the "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Urea" thread. Pulling this one out just seems kind of old and a little sad. It's like the guy who's a little late to the trend going "HEY! HEY! Look at me! I'm also cool!"

Also, the lawyer in question has nothing to do with Sharia law - he just happens to be Muslim. He never advocated for Sharia law. So, what I'm saying is, subby, you suck.
 
2011-07-28 10:20:06 AM
Something tells me that most of the criticism of his appointment of a muslim man to his government is coming from folks who don't actually like in New Jersey.

/good on you, Governor
 
2011-07-28 10:20:54 AM

make me some tea: like


live*
 
2011-07-28 10:24:58 AM
New Jersey is not going to fall into Sharia law. Does Chris Christie look like the type of man who is going to go without bacon?
 
2011-07-28 10:26:24 AM
By the way, Cory Booker, would it kill you not to dress like a contestant at a college quiz bowl?
 
2011-07-28 10:37:51 AM

RexTalionis: well, it was funny and fresh when we had the "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Urea" thread


No, it wasn't then, either.

Also,

www.inquisitr.com
 
2011-07-28 10:38:21 AM
Get this to Unfreakable - this is a HotY candidate.
 
2011-07-28 10:39:24 AM
redriverpak.files.wordpress.com

Sha-Ri-Ahh-Ahhh!

/obscure?
 
2011-07-28 10:43:26 AM
Also, the part of the video around 3:20 when he goes off on the lunatics crying about Sharia law is great. Now I see why the right loves this guy. When you're on his side, he's entertaining.
 
2011-07-28 10:45:16 AM
i53.tinypic.com

♫♪♫

Ave Sharia Gratia plena
Sharia Gratia plena
Sharia Gratia plena
Ave, ave dominus
Dominus tecum

Benedicta tu in mulieribus
Et benedictus
Et benedictus fructus ventris
Ventris tui Jesus

Ave Sharia
Ave Sharia Mater dei
Ora pro nobis pecatoribus
Ora, ora pro nobis
Ora ora pro nobis pecatoribus

Nunc et in hora mortis
In hora mortis, mortis nostrae
In hora mortis nostrae
Ave Sharia!

♫♪
 
2011-07-28 10:54:17 AM

RexTalionis: I don't agree with Governor Christie on much of anything, but he is bang on about this. Good for him.

Also, subby, I know you don't care, but your headline - well, it was funny and fresh when we had the "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Urea" thread. Pulling this one out just seems kind of old and a little sad. It's like the guy who's a little late to the trend going "HEY! HEY! Look at me! I'm also cool!"

Also, the lawyer in question has nothing to do with Sharia law - he just happens to be Muslim. He never advocated for Sharia law. So, what I'm saying is, subby, you suck.


http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n517/ignatiusst/snot-boy.jpg
 
2011-07-28 10:55:24 AM

ignatiusst: RexTalionis: I don't agree with Governor Christie on much of anything, but he is bang on about this. Good for him.

Also, subby, I know you don't care, but your headline - well, it was funny and fresh when we had the "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Urea" thread. Pulling this one out just seems kind of old and a little sad. It's like the guy who's a little late to the trend going "HEY! HEY! Look at me! I'm also cool!"

Also, the lawyer in question has nothing to do with Sharia law - he just happens to be Muslim. He never advocated for Sharia law. So, what I'm saying is, subby, you suck.

http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n517/ignatiusst/snot-boy.jpg


Goddamnit, I suck.

i1137.photobucket.com
Pic is for both of us, now, I suppose..
 
2011-07-28 11:45:28 AM

TeddyBallGame: Get this to Unfreakable - this is a HotY candidate.


We've lowered the definition of HOTY quite a bit, haven't we?
 
2011-07-28 01:25:02 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

R.I.P WEST SIDE STORY
 
2011-07-28 01:29:06 PM

JerseyTim: By the way, Cory Booker, would it kill you not to dress like a contestant at a college quiz bowl?


I see you're familar with the quiz bowl scene too.

It's pretty much a counterculture and yes people really do dress up for something as trivial (heh pun intented) as a quiz bowl tournament. I can vouch for this.
 
2011-07-28 01:33:53 PM
This isn't one of those questions that require a final solution, is it?
 
2011-07-28 01:35:56 PM

Mrtraveler01: JerseyTim: By the way, Cory Booker, would it kill you not to dress like a contestant at a college quiz bowl?

I see you're familar with the quiz bowl scene too.

It's pretty much a counterculture and yes people really do dress up for something as trivial (heh pun intented) as a quiz bowl tournament. I can vouch for this.


I used to try to look as grungy and unkempt as possible (just to fark with other teams).
 
2011-07-28 01:35:59 PM

RexTalionis: I don't agree with Governor Christie on much of anything, but he is bang on about this. Good for him.

Also, subby, I know you don't care, but your headline - well, it was funny and fresh when we had the "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Urea" thread. Pulling this one out just seems kind of old and a little sad. It's like the guy who's a little late to the trend going "HEY! HEY! Look at me! I'm also cool!"

Also, the lawyer in question has nothing to do with Sharia law - he just happens to be Muslim. He never advocated for Sharia law. So, what I'm saying is, subby, you suck.


I can honestly say that I did not see that thread. I would never intentionally rip off another Farker. That's really bad form.

TeddyBallGame: Get this to Unfreakable - this is a HotY candidate.


That's very kind of you, although I'll be the first to admit that there are plenty of Fark headlines I see on a daily basis that are much, much better than mine :)

-----

As for the video, for me, the money quotes begin at 2:45. I liked, "This Sharia law business is crap! It's crazy! I'm tired of dealing with the crazies!"
 
2011-07-28 01:36:13 PM
So, Christie's not gong for the GOP nom.
 
2011-07-28 01:37:55 PM

Addicted to Coffee: I can honestly say that I did not see that thread. I would never intentionally rip off another Farker. That's really bad form.


Sorry I came down a bit harsh. Was having a not fantastic morning.
 
2011-07-28 01:37:57 PM
Sound the alarms, someone actually found a Republican not being a bigot!
 
2011-07-28 01:38:25 PM

bglove25: Mrtraveler01: JerseyTim: By the way, Cory Booker, would it kill you not to dress like a contestant at a college quiz bowl?

I see you're familar with the quiz bowl scene too.

It's pretty much a counterculture and yes people really do dress up for something as trivial (heh pun intented) as a quiz bowl tournament. I can vouch for this.

I used to try to look as grungy and unkempt as possible (just to fark with other teams).


It's always fun to fark with the other teams.

The other thing that was always hilarious was the fact we had girls on our team and at every tournament, the guys would hit on the girls like a shark waiting for chum (if that makes sense).
 
2011-07-28 01:40:22 PM

stpauler: How about a law separating church and state? I know, silly right?


Personally I would vote for a platform that called for the abolishment of religion from all forms of government. And I would make it a requirement, that all politicians should be banned from using religion in any way as a political platform or a reason for any decision. Obviously the penalty for breaking the law would be cruxifiction.
 
2011-07-28 01:41:58 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: So, Christie's not gong for the GOP nom.


Pretty sure this guy's going for every nom he can stuff in his face.
blogs-images.forbes.com
 
2011-07-28 01:44:58 PM
I say you take her and put it in her pooper.

/drta.
 
2011-07-28 01:45:09 PM
How do you catch a bomber and pin him down?
How do you find a word that means Sharia?
Islamism? Fascism? The Koran?

Many a things you know you'd like to tell Jews
Many a things Hindus should understand!
But how do you make them stay
And blow them all away?
How do you beat the infidels in the sand?

Oh...

/To hell, I go...
 
2011-07-28 01:48:50 PM
Solution to Sharia law? Very similar to the solution for Xian law. Free bacon, whiskey, blow and hookers for Muslim adolescents.

Less expensive than the TSA, and a good time will be had by all.

/These "problems" are only "difficult" if you are a prude
 
2011-07-28 01:49:16 PM
Well he just lost the Tea Party vote.
 
2011-07-28 01:52:22 PM
How do you solve a problem like Sharia?

By rocking the Casbah (new window) of course!
 
2011-07-28 01:53:58 PM

RexTalionis: Sorry I came down a bit harsh. Was having a not fantastic morning.


No worries! We all have our bad days
 
2011-07-28 01:54:45 PM

ThatGuyGreg: RexTalionis: well, it was funny and fresh when we had the "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Urea" thread

No, it wasn't then, either.

Also,

[www.inquisitr.com image 500x375]


What a pisser.
 
2011-07-28 01:55:47 PM

stpauler: How about a law separating church and state? I know, silly right?


I think making such a law a part of the founding document might have more power. It's too easy to overturn something that is just a law.

If only...
 
2011-07-28 01:56:26 PM
Progressive policies are the best antidote to Sharia Law. Increased education and public media, embrace multiculturalism, accept atheists and agnostics as societal equals, end the drug war, stop glorifying war, increase access to contraceptives and abortion. All these things are more effective at fighting Sharia Law than trying to impose some sort of Christian equivalent to Sharia.
 
2011-07-28 01:56:51 PM
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2011-07-28 02:00:23 PM

Somacandra: [upload.wikimedia.org image 300x279]

R.I.P WEST SIDE STORY


Now I am stuck wondering when a remake of this, staring a young Muslim girl and a down and out Christian guy.

THANKS A LOT!
 
2011-07-28 02:01:56 PM
www.andpop.com
R.I.P. Shakira Law
 
2011-07-28 02:02:19 PM
"Sohail Mohammed is an extraordinary American who is an outstanding lawyer," Christie said at a press

He went on to say that he's also a "decent family man"
 
2011-07-28 02:03:02 PM
Well, first things first, we need to get the 10 Commandments back in the classroom. Sharia, like homosexuality, has its own agenda and it targets the youth first. Sharia, like herpes, can linger for years without a single outbreak. It is patient, and like crab grass, nearly completely impossible to eradicate.

We need to prevent this from happening. Adults already infected with the parasitic liberal mindset are too late to save--it takes a miracle to get one of deluded Islamofascists to realize they've been suckling the cock of Mohammed this whole time, unwittingly contributing to the destruction of America while proclaiming themselves to believe in freedom and equality. They don't seem to understand that Muslims will grow to dominate everything if they are left unchecked. Like I said, it takes a miracle, and Beck and Limbaugh don't have the time to sit down with every liberal and open their eyes.

So the adults are a loss. So the rest of us need to band together and make sure the children are protected. They need to be taught Christian morals early and often. The 10 Commandments, school prayer, mandatory Bible study. And while we're at it, get this 'evolution' and Darwinism crap out of the science class. It's an outdated, disproven theory and needs to go to the same bucket all other such theories go: the comparative mythology elective.

It will be a long journey, my friends, but with time and perserverence, some of us will live see our victory, should God find us worthy enough to exceed our prescribed three-score and ten. In Christ's name, we pray. Deus wult.
 
2011-07-28 02:03:20 PM
Christie is just bad assed

We need someone who cuts through the BS so easily when he governs. I hope to God he is our president in 2012. I would love to have seen him in charge of this debt ceiling debate.
 
2011-07-28 02:09:21 PM
If you took Sharia Law, pasted it into the bible, and gave the bible to teabaggers with those parts highlighted, they would support Sharia Law.
 
2011-07-28 02:09:48 PM
I think Christie is a moron... but, the fact that he has to defend this appointment goes to show the kind of monster conservatives have created. I really cant give him any high marks for it because its so damn obvious. I will, however, give him a few integrity points.

Even a broken clock ..blah blah ...
 
2011-07-28 02:12:07 PM

Soumac: [redriverpak.files.wordpress.com image 443x353]

Sha-Ri-Ahh-Ahhh!

/obscure?


it's been a long long time you're such a sight ya

/not obscure
//had a pair og his fortune 410s in my hands once
 
2011-07-28 02:15:19 PM
I like to be in Abottabad
OK by me in Abottabad
Strap on a bomb in Abottabad
Blow up Osam' in Abottabad.
 
2011-07-28 02:16:57 PM

BroadbandGremlin: Christie is just bad fat- assed


No, you don't have to thank me...
 
2011-07-28 02:18:22 PM
Sharia, I just met a law named Sharia.
And suddenly I'm scared
That someone will chop off my hands
Sharia, say it loud and there's ululation.
Say it soft and invade the nation.
Sharia...I'll never stop braying, "Sharia."
 
2011-07-28 02:18:52 PM
How do you solve a problem like Sharia?

The hills are alive...and it's kind of fright'ning.
 
2011-07-28 02:20:54 PM

stpauler: How about a law separating church and state? I know, silly right?


That would be great, but we'll allow Sharia courts in the name of religious tolerance.
 
2011-07-28 02:24:57 PM

IXI Jim IXI: BroadbandGremlin: Christie is just bad fat- assed

No, you don't have to thank me...


-=--

While you were attacking his weight, he was defending a man from religious persecution and generally kicking ass.
 
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