If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(SacBee)   1700 expected at nude volleyball tournament. Expect to see lots of spikes   (sacbee.com) divider line 50
    More: Spiffy  
•       •       •

11389 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Sep 2003 at 3:32 PM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



50 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread
 
Eat More Possum [TotalFark]
2003-09-08 09:52:53 AM
Balls will be bouncing all over the place.
 
Jive_Turkey [TotalFark]
2003-09-08 10:17:43 AM
South Beaver

Oh man sometimes they do write themselves
 
Quick1
2003-09-08 11:09:57 AM
Mmm, volleyball. Does it get any better than watching tall hot chicks jump around a lot? I think not.
 
Crusader [TotalFark]
2003-09-08 01:03:04 PM
Should have got the "stiffy" tag
 
vaporlock
2003-09-08 03:35:09 PM
Sh0rt chix own.
 
king george
2003-09-08 03:35:59 PM
I don't think it's a coincidence that it's being held in Beaver Falls. More of a prediction.

george
 
Badger [TotalFark]
2003-09-08 03:36:26 PM
Heh, this article is from the SAC Bee...
 
DankaDC
2003-09-08 03:36:35 PM
Submitted this one last week....
 
CTaylor80
2003-09-08 03:36:45 PM
Diving for the ball, on hot asphalt, in the buff?

I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
 
demonoid_phenomenon
2003-09-08 03:37:35 PM
After seeing the name of the township in Pennsylvania this is taking place in, I was highly skeptical. But then, there was no other innuendo.
 
StrikitRich
2003-09-08 03:38:18 PM
White Thorn Lodge nudist park in South Beaver Township, Beaver County

Sometimes they do write themselves.
 
skinink
2003-09-08 03:39:11 PM

"The 105-acre White Thorn Lodge nudist park in South Beaver Township..."


Directions to get to South Beaver Township: Head directly South thru the Twin mountains; avoid taking any detours around them. Continue South, avoiding the small pothole ahead of you. You are very close to the Township when you begin to smell fish. Proceed with caution."
 
ifarkthereforiam
2003-09-08 03:39:16 PM
Beaver Falls. Heh Heh. Is that after Beaver jumps?
 
nolimitz13
2003-09-08 03:40:39 PM
What they forgot to mention was that 1695 of the participants expected are to be men...
 
uncleozzy
2003-09-08 03:40:43 PM
All of you are thinking about hot naked chicks playing volleyball. Which is all well and good if you have no concern for the poor kittens.

But everyone quoted in this article is a dude. Probably non-bathing, greasy-haired hippie dudes. Think about them going up to the net, jumping to block a spike ... that's when you find out what it sounds like when weeners collide.

Not pleasant, people. Not pleasant.
 
mccrahm
2003-09-08 03:41:13 PM
Hey guys, let's look at this logically. Chances are that 9 out of these 10 people WON'T be attractive (or under 250lbs)...
 
AdmiralFarkbar
2003-09-08 03:42:13 PM
nolimitz13, and the 5 women will be old, fat or both.
 
frostalicious
2003-09-08 03:44:18 PM
Don't chicks need support there to avoid soft tissue damage while jumping up and down?
 
Thegreaser
2003-09-08 03:44:46 PM
why is my local paper "the sacramento bee" reporting on an event that is all the way on the other end of the country
??????? just gave up my hopes of seeing it :-(
 
Unfreakable [TotalFark]
2003-09-08 03:46:29 PM
I'd spike it!
 
Zaque
2003-09-08 03:47:49 PM
Nice title.

But does anyone know if these girls are acually hot?
 
OreoBarbie
2003-09-08 03:49:22 PM
zaque: Are nuditsts ever hot?
 
noahs_fark
2003-09-08 03:50:34 PM
uh people, do realize most nudists are 60s era hippies: old, wrinkly, fat, 'skin hanging off the elbows' nudity.
 
bannerrefugee
2003-09-08 03:52:10 PM
Nude & Natural magazine once called it "the most unique event in nudism."

In my opinion the nude Harley rally was more unique.
 
jcpiercy1
2003-09-08 04:01:16 PM
Sheeeeshhhhhhhhhhh

I play mixed volleyball currently

The last thing I would want to see is some guys Pump and Toolbag , flying through the air coming at me setting for up a spike , Arrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now of course if it was an 18-25 yr old all female game
bring it on

I'll volunteer to ref or lines man or ball boy , anything

LOL

JP
 
TalksTooMuch
2003-09-08 04:03:55 PM
Unique means there's only one, from the word "unit", so there is no "more unique" or "less unique."
 
illusions of grandeur
2003-09-08 04:04:45 PM
Unfreakable
I'd spike it!

I smell a new farkism...

Submitter, take a bow.
 
just_looking_thanks
2003-09-08 04:06:31 PM
I submitted a link to this story on Friday and it was rejected. I guess today is a slow FARK day.
 
Nightsweat
2003-09-08 04:11:27 PM
Bump.

(http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/1999/12.16/photos/bump.200.jpg)

Set.

(http://web.mit.edu/mit-ceti/www/intranet/teams/2000/xian/moya/one/lapsit/laps it3.jpg)

Spike.

(http://www.trane.com/commercial/library/graphics/monument.jpg)

Yee ha!
 
Brown
2003-09-08 04:15:46 PM
"What in the hell's a Sac Bee?"

/late 80's SNL fan

hmmm, doesn't look as good as it sounded in my head. sorry folks, nevermind. back to the gallows....
 
GNNR
2003-09-08 04:17:03 PM
1700 disgusting nudists... joy. Yeah, this will be a kodak moment. Anyone thinking this will be hot chicks (and dudes for the Farkettes) best take a few minutes to GIS nudist colonies.
 
mblaser
2003-09-08 04:17:26 PM
Actually, I grew up going to this very same nudist camp on the weekends in the summer (from 2 till about 20). And yes, during the rest of the season, the residents are mostly either young families or retired couples. But this weekend brings out all the younger, more attractive and athletic volleyball players. And yes, alot of pervs too, but they're usually caught trying to take pictures or other such nonsense.
 
Jive_Turkey [TotalFark]
2003-09-08 04:21:19 PM
2003-09-08 03:38:18 PM StrikitRich

You're Late
 
dude_man
2003-09-08 04:26:45 PM
Many beavers, and kittens, will fall in beaver falls.
 
xkenny13 [TotalFark]
2003-09-08 04:38:21 PM
OreoBarbie Are nuditsts ever hot?

Sometimes ... I went out to the nude beach down by San Onofre (Southern California) on Labor Day weekend. I'd been there before, and it is usually filled with middle aged, overweight men ... and nary a female to be found. This being a holiday weekend, the nude beach was packed with people, and a wide variety of folks in the buff. I'd say that 95%+ of the people there were naked ... some not so attractive, some fairly attractive, and a few *very* attractive. Ya gotta look for it sometimes (er, nonchalantly), but there were a few ladies there that made the trip worthwhile.
 
BullsHitter [TotalFark]
2003-09-08 04:46:58 PM
Beaver Falls + asphalt dive = raspberry cooter
 
Pork-N-Beans
2003-09-08 04:51:33 PM
Beavers and Boobies,,hmmmmmmm wait,,weiners YUK!
 
loungelizard
2003-09-08 05:13:39 PM

Did someone say nude?
 
kent_eh
2003-09-08 05:31:51 PM
Really, nude volleyball is a pretty regular occurrance.

www.nakedvolleyball.com

One of these days the media will get bored with it.
At least they will come up with new puns.
Maybe.
 
SimuLord
2003-09-08 05:35:22 PM
Because someone has to:

I'm ever upper class, high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all

/wants to see OFCT's boobies...they sound delicious.
 
kent_eh
2003-09-08 05:38:04 PM
 
It's Pronounced Moran
2003-09-08 05:40:00 PM
Author David Sedaris wrote in his book, Naked, that the people he met at a nudist camp were people that he wouldn't want to see naked in the first place. As I recall, I beleive he was at one with many senior citizens but I may be wrong as it's been a while since I've read it.
 
kherik
2003-09-08 05:53:22 PM


Uhhh.
 
Outlaw2097
2003-09-08 06:43:28 PM
yeah...thats kinda nasty kherik...
 
fast_eddie2000
2003-09-08 06:47:27 PM
Daddy: Colonel Angus.. I hear rumors.

Colonel Angus: [ sighs ] The incident.. at Beaver Falls..

Daddy: Yes?
 
GrandmaGoth
2003-09-08 07:27:19 PM
World's worst volleyball player. I always get hurt.
 
pinkpower
2003-09-08 08:41:03 PM
Not an attempt to thread jack, really...
What is the name of the new Walken movie with the Rock?
 
DrLearned
2003-09-08 09:22:59 PM
this is just too easy.
 
CRUDKING
2003-09-09 11:18:51 AM
fast_eddie: LOL!!! The ladies just LOVE Colonel Angus.

\Walken Rules!
 
soda
2003-09-09 02:58:06 PM
We all oughtta move to Beaver Falls.
 
Displayed 50 of 50 comments


Redisplay/refresh comments

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Report
Report
From the Fark Shop:
More from the Fark Shop » 
Report