If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Des Moines Register)   Lady Gaga: "There's nothing sexier than a cornfield"   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) divider line 58
    More: Fail, Lady Gaga, Jana Sterbak, MTV Video Music Awards  
•       •       •

2661 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 27 Jul 2011 at 7:31 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



58 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2011-07-27 02:23:57 PM
They make razors for a reason.
 
2011-07-27 02:25:20 PM
[Followup] Lady GaGa wins Democratic and Republican Iowa caucuses with 100% of the vote.
 
2011-07-27 02:27:43 PM
Well, maybe if you're a hoe.
 
2011-07-27 02:31:00 PM
I can picture her with an ear of corn stuffed in her holes
 
2011-07-27 02:32:22 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Well, maybe if you're a hoe.


lulz.

she's building a house here in omaha.
 
2011-07-27 02:33:04 PM
something something cornhole something
 
2011-07-27 02:37:43 PM

supichoo: I can picture her with an ear of corn stuffed in her holes


Stop giving her ideas for new outfits
 
2011-07-27 04:13:01 PM
i105.photobucket.com
What a dirty hoe might look like.
 
2011-07-27 05:34:43 PM
Her next subversive move will be to become a soccer mom, a member of the PTA and open a 401k
 
2011-07-27 06:24:56 PM
She's a scarecrow. Is this really a surprise?
 
2011-07-27 06:28:13 PM
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

~Jack Handy
 
2011-07-27 06:34:08 PM
I have to agree with the Gaga, it's a beautiful sight. Grew up in Midwest, right next to cornfields. I'm a little bit country, and I'm a little bit rock and roll!
 
2011-07-27 06:49:23 PM
was she dating an egg farmer when she showed up in this:
i.huffpost.com
 
2011-07-27 06:57:32 PM
www.papermag.com

/agrees.
 
2011-07-27 07:00:48 PM
Ever been in a cornfield at night? Not cool.
 
2011-07-27 07:33:02 PM
pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com

That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.
 
2011-07-27 07:36:16 PM

FirstNationalBastard: [www.papermag.com image 357x264]

/agrees.


Beat me to it!

/shakes tiny fist
 
2011-07-27 07:36:30 PM
"There's something, something about this place
Something about lonely nights and my lipstick on your face
Something something about my cool Nebraska guy"

These lyrics read like someone's forgotten the real words.
 
2011-07-27 07:42:47 PM
i just can't keep up with all these euphemisms anymore.
 
2011-07-27 07:43:00 PM
www.jrj-socrates.com

/approves
 
2011-07-27 07:52:03 PM

Snot Monster from Outer Space: "There's something, something about this place
Something about lonely nights and my lipstick on your face
Something something about my cool Nebraska guy"

These lyrics read like someone's forgotten the real words.



Something something something

FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

Something something something something something
and a cartridge in a bare treeeee!
 
2011-07-27 07:53:29 PM
There's lots of gay bars about this place
I've learned about lonely nights and my lipstick on your face
My friends were right about my cool Nebraska guy
 
2011-07-27 07:53:32 PM
Listening to her music feels like running backwards naked through a cornfield at midnight.
 
2011-07-27 07:54:01 PM
Children of the Corn...field?

/*takes seat over there*
 
2011-07-27 08:02:29 PM
There is a kernel of truth in what she says, but what else do you expect to pop out of her mouth? She is an amaizing performer, who is not content to put out syrup-laden corny love ballads.
 
2011-07-27 08:04:44 PM

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.


That's a hat.
 
2011-07-27 08:04:53 PM

Tatsuma: Her next subversive move will be to become a soccer mom, a member of the PTA and open a 401k


That would be awesome. She can be part of my secret society. I have the perfect cover. I'm boring at all times. No one suspects me. :)
 
2011-07-27 08:05:36 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: There is a kernel of truth in what she says, but what else do you expect to pop out of her mouth? She is an amaizing performer, who is not content to put out syrup-laden corny love ballads.


I guess I just haven't developed an ear for it. To me, her lyrics are so convoluted, I feel like I'm wandering through a maize.
 
2011-07-27 08:08:22 PM

supichoo: I can picture her with an ear of corn stuffed in her holes


Hole. Men only have one.
 
2011-07-27 08:10:03 PM

FloydA: Snot Monster from Outer Space: "There's something, something about this place
Something about lonely nights and my lipstick on your face
Something something about my cool Nebraska guy"

These lyrics read like someone's forgotten the real words.


Something something something

FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

Something something something something something
and a cartridge in a bare treeeee!


Well, she does, arguably, dress to kill.
 
2011-07-27 08:10:59 PM

Honest Bender: supichoo: I can picture her with an ear of corn stuffed in her holes

Hole. Men only have one.


So you're saying that all men are sacks of shiat?

Harsh, bro.
 
2011-07-27 08:14:52 PM

BloodFireDeath: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

That's a hat.


Actually, it's a Fark meme that needs to just DIAF.
 
2011-07-27 08:33:03 PM
I bet I know why she likes corn....

i1098.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-27 08:35:14 PM

RyansPrivates: Actually, it's a Fark meme that needs to just DIAF.


This. I put the offender on ignore after seeing it for the 75th time (and it still wasn't funny), but I can't escape it because knuckleheads keep quoting it.
 
2011-07-27 08:40:33 PM

FloydA: Snot Monster from Outer Space: "There's something, something about this place
Something about lonely nights and my lipstick on your face
Something something about my cool Nebraska guy"

These lyrics read like someone's forgotten the real words.


Something something something

FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

Something something something something something
and a cartridge in a bare treeeee!


And if that mockingbird don't sing,
something something something something something.
 
2011-07-27 08:44:15 PM
So that's She Who Walks Behind the Rows
 
2011-07-27 08:58:58 PM
she is by a long shot.
/me and my ga ga infatuation
 
2011-07-27 08:59:12 PM

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler corn harvester.

 
2011-07-27 08:59:13 PM
If you build it, she will come.

Ease her pain.

Go the distance.
 
2011-07-27 09:19:21 PM

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.


It was no accident.
 
2011-07-27 09:31:32 PM
There IS something about a nice, healthy field of corn/wheat/beans. I don't know that I'd call it sexy, but it is relaxing and beautiful at the same time.

If you've not seen a good quality soybean field that looks like a lush and green carpet, you ought to go for a long drive out of the city this weekend. See a bit beyond the asphalt and concrete jungle... go look where your food comes from.
 
2011-07-27 10:02:00 PM
I'd make a witty comment about plowing Lady Gaga's field with my corn....but the fact of the matter is that I find her utterly repulsive.
 
2011-07-27 10:16:39 PM

LectertheChef: FloydA: Snot Monster from Outer Space: "There's something, something about this place
Something about lonely nights and my lipstick on your face
Something something about my cool Nebraska guy"

These lyrics read like someone's forgotten the real words.


Something something something

FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

Something something something something something
and a cartridge in a bare treeeee!

And if that mockingbird don't sing,
something something something something something.


LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!
 
2011-07-27 10:30:16 PM

Tentacle: was she dating an egg farmer when she showed up in this:
[i.huffpost.com image 570x331]


i627.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-27 11:29:47 PM
I'd detassel her corn rows, if you know what I mean.
 
2011-07-28 01:00:27 AM

akula: There IS something about a nice, healthy field of corn/wheat/beans. I don't know that I'd call it sexy, but it is relaxing and beautiful at the same time.

If you've not seen a good quality soybean field that looks like a lush and green carpet, you ought to go for a long drive out of the city this weekend. See a bit beyond the asphalt and concrete jungle... go look where your food comes from.


You really should try to meet some "city folk" some time. We aren't like what you've been told.

For example, I grow a lot of my own food, I occasionally make my own cheese from milk that I got from my lesbian neighbors' goats, I've hunted with a bow and an atlatl that I made myself and I've caught fish by building stone weirs in tide waters. I've driven a combine harvester and I know how to recognize corn smut from ear shape. I enjoy the rural parts of the US a lot, when I get a chance to visit them. (I even own my own cowboy hat.)

I also wear a suit and tie to work, ride public transportation and teach at one of the local colleges.

Your stereotypical image of us city dwellers is just as distorted and inaccurate as our stereotypical image of you and your neighbors. We aren't as ignorant as you think we are.

A cultural exchange program between urban and rural Americans would be a good thing. Come to the city some time and see what we're really like. We aren't so different from you, really. We're good folks too.

However, I must say that Travis Tritt really does suck donkey balls.
 
2011-07-28 01:17:36 AM

FloydA: However, I must say that Travis Tritt really does suck donkey balls.


You don't _have_ to say that. Everybody knows.
 
2011-07-28 02:04:29 AM

FlashHarry: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Well, maybe if you're a hoe.

lulz.

she's building a house here in omaha.


Meh. It's been rumored, but no actual evidence has emerged. It wouldn't surprise me, but again...no evidence.

/they apparently filmed some of her new video on my uncle's farm
//he had no idea who she was and couldn't have cared less
///csb
 
2011-07-28 03:11:28 AM

FloydA: Snot Monster from Outer Space: "There's something, something about this place
Something about lonely nights and my lipstick on your face
Something something about my cool Nebraska guy"

These lyrics read like someone's forgotten the real words.


Something something something

FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

Something something something something something
and a cartridge in a bare treeeee!


HAR HARDY HAR

You know the ones who hate and make fun of something they don't understand are just idiots. Most of her music has a message if you are smart enough to figure it out. I am so tired of people hating what they dont understand and what they can't control in A "FREE Country" ha America not so free anymore. but like i said people hate what they dont understand and control. She is a artist which i suppose most dont get but hey if you dont get it dont watch it and rag on it. just dont watch
 
2011-07-28 03:14:18 AM
To all the haters out there, Snot Monster from Outer Space, person who put up parody lyrics, lets see you sing that OR play piano, let alone both. It is easy to be a critic. Ask Jay Sherman. It's harder to be an Artist. Ask Jay Sherman.
To all the haters, you may form a line and I will proceed to kick u in the nutz accordingly. Or the Va jay jay if that is your between the legs situation.
 
Displayed 50 of 58 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report