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(Some Guy)   Emeril Lagasse wants to *BAM* your mom and then hang around to cook her breakfast   (thedailywh.at) divider line 59
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2011-07-25 07:48:25 PM
He's going to have to wait in line for Subby's mom.

/I'm #714
 
2011-07-25 08:10:10 PM
Chef thread!!!

celebritywonder.ugo.com

www.newsgab.com

/would make her any meal she wants.
 
2011-07-25 08:14:18 PM

markie_farkie: Chef thread!!!

[celebritywonder.ugo.com image 400x600]

[www.newsgab.com image 640x800]

/would make her any meal she wants.


media.onsugar.com

/will eat your soul with sugar and butter.
 
2011-07-25 08:16:37 PM
If that is what Emeril wants to do, fine.

This one guy took my mother (who is a saint, by the way,) out for a nice seafood dinner and then never called her again.

I don't think he BAMmed her but I'm pretty sure she got WHAMMIED.
 
2011-07-25 08:34:51 PM
www.giadadelaurentiis.info
My favorite Giada pic.
 
2011-07-25 09:01:47 PM

Beerguy: My favorite Giada pic.


I like that one, too.. Suddenly I'm hungry for clams.
 
2011-07-25 09:51:06 PM
I would eat the toenails off of camels if Giada cooked them. Because those tits....
 
2011-07-25 09:55:44 PM
This post elzar approved

//you can take care of the bill on your way out..
 
2011-07-25 09:56:00 PM
images.wikia.com

Hot, like a Venusian slug.
 
2011-07-25 10:00:44 PM
Man, I don't like that guy. I remember an episode where he advised people that it was acceptable to eat undercooked pork.

What a hack.

/I guess he says 'BAM' a lot, though.
//So, there's that.
 
2011-07-25 10:01:02 PM
I'd baste her in olive oil, rub her in garlic and....giggity!

1.bp.blogspot.com

\Giada thread!
\\hot like her oven
 
2011-07-25 10:02:52 PM

Beerguy: [www.giadadelaurentiis.info image 640x426]
My favorite Giada pic.


I've never seen that one before... THANKS!! I can almost see that little pussy pillow and imagine even more.

/Fapatafapfap
 
2011-07-25 10:03:25 PM
28.media.tumblr.com

/not sure either, but I couldn't find "I'm riding a carrot, y'all"
 
2011-07-25 10:04:05 PM

fappomatic: I'd baste her in olive oil, rub her in garlic and....giggity!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 460x600]

\Giada thread!
\\hot like her oven


Wow... almost looks like the wrong time of the month for her...
 
2011-07-25 10:04:57 PM

markie_farkie: Chef thread!!!

[celebritywonder.ugo.com image 400x600]

[www.newsgab.com image 640x800]

/would make her any meal she wants.


www.superchefblog.com
 
2011-07-25 10:04:57 PM
My mom likes the guy, she'd probably go for it.
 
2011-07-25 10:06:02 PM
Paula Dean makes my arteries feel funny.
 
2011-07-25 10:07:15 PM

LtDarkstar: fappomatic: I'd baste her in olive oil, rub her in garlic and....giggity!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 460x600]

\Giada thread!
\\hot like her oven

Wow... almost looks like the wrong time of the month for her...


I fail to see a problem with that.
 
2011-07-25 10:08:00 PM

Beerguy: [www.giadadelaurentiis.info image 640x426]
My favorite Giada pic.


motorboat has a whole new meaning.
 
2011-07-25 10:10:20 PM
I'd appreciate it if you didn't bam my mom
 
2011-07-25 10:15:24 PM
Claire Robinson. I've got 5 ingredients she could fix.

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2011-07-25 10:16:42 PM
Why does Giada have such a giant forehead?
 
2011-07-25 10:17:51 PM
chzdailywhat.files.wordpress.com
"How would you like your eggs in the morning? Poached.... or fertilized? "
 
2011-07-25 10:20:24 PM
Go mom, you 79 year old cougar, you!
 
2011-07-25 10:23:53 PM

embo: Claire Robinson. I've got 5 ingredients she could fix.

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 394x394]


You are into some seriously sick shiat. I can only think of a few bodily fluids but if you are planning on 5..

You sick bastard.
 
2011-07-25 10:25:04 PM

fracas: Man, I don't like that guy. I remember an episode where he advised people that it was acceptable to eat undercooked pork.

What a hack.

/I guess he says 'BAM' a lot, though.
//So, there's that.


The U.S. Food Safety and Inspection Service recommends 145 deg. F. That's a lot lower than most cook it, in my experience. But a little pink is a good thing.
 
2011-07-25 10:26:07 PM
Chef thread

www.iphonematters.com

That man taught me how to cook.

/Would love to show him some of my scientific method...
//...and skills...
///Geek love.
 
2011-07-25 10:26:24 PM
Yvonne Ruperti FTW

28.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-07-25 10:26:34 PM
I'll just add my two muffins:
i221.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-25 10:32:41 PM
To my other Canuck farkers:

You know yer mom did back in the day.

1.bp.blogspot.com

/link hotter than Just Like Mom.
 
2011-07-25 10:35:54 PM
I wasn't expecting a cleavage montage but hey whatever I that is acceptable.
 
2011-07-25 10:39:47 PM

Pollexabator: [28.media.tumblr.com image 500x450]

/not sure either, but I couldn't find "I'm riding a carrot, y'all"


That's the best thing I've seen all day.

*rightclick save-as:ridethathog*
 
2011-07-25 10:52:39 PM

embo: Claire Robinson. I've got 5 ingredients she could fix.


I'd give her MY secret blend of herbs and spices.

/not obscure, just old.
 
2011-07-25 10:53:10 PM
lh3.ggpht.com

Oh, now I've done it - I've cut the dickens out of my finger!

Well, a tourniquet can be made with a cheese cloth around a chicken bone.
 
2011-07-25 11:02:54 PM

Mole Man: To my other Canuck farkers:

You know yer mom did back in the day.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 563x528]

/link hotter than Just Like Mom.


"When you wok with Yan, you're walking somewhere!"
 
2011-07-25 11:25:32 PM

telejester: Why does Giada have such a giant forehead?


*wanttoknowhowiknowyouregay.jpg*
That's your gripe? The forehead?
 
2011-07-25 11:29:18 PM
s-ak.buzzfed.com
Yummo!!!
 
2011-07-25 11:31:33 PM
Late to the party but FTFP (Package) - See Details On Back.

Is that Subbies MOM's back where it's written or does she have to LAY on her back for details or are they simply on the back of the package?

/Confused and more than a little tipsy.
//What subbies MOM said when she was on her back!
///*rimshot*
 
2011-07-25 11:35:07 PM

telejester: Why does Giada have such a giant forehead?


grandpa Dino
media.komonews.com
 
2011-07-25 11:37:15 PM

OhGoodeee: [s-ak.buzzfed.com image 600x375]
Yummo!!!


That's about the only way I could stand her is with something stuffed in her mouth.


/So, yeah.....I'll be over here.
//thinking about how quiet she would be with her new kawk-gag.
 
2011-07-25 11:37:53 PM
rave-radio.co.uk
 
2011-07-25 11:43:10 PM
I still end up amazed when I come back to Fark...

I don't come back for breaking news, Reddit has that covered. At least a day ahead of time...

I don't come back for comments, Reddit has that covered. At least a day ahead of time...

I come back because sometimes, there exists an amazing headline. This time, (and most of the time) Reddit has had it covered for a day...

Really Fark? This is the best you can do? The $5/month model was dead a long time ago... Who still PAYS for this???
 
2011-07-25 11:47:58 PM

Shattersoul: I still end up amazed when I come back to Fark...

I don't come back for breaking news, Reddit has that covered. At least a day ahead of time...

I don't come back for comments, Reddit has that covered. At least a day ahead of time...

I come back because sometimes, there exists an amazing headline. This time, (and most of the time) Reddit has had it covered for a day...

Really Fark? This is the best you can do? The $5/month model was dead a long time ago... Who still PAYS for this???


Eh, OK, I'll bite:

Reddit has the overall comment quality of a drunk 18 year-old kid. Which is what 75% of them are. And if you want breaking news...try the real farking news, assrabbit.
 
2011-07-25 11:51:15 PM
prettyboring.com
Penis goes where?
 
2011-07-25 11:52:06 PM

OhGoodeee: Yummo!!!


Photoshoppo!!!

Giada looks every bit as beautiful in real life as on TV or in magazines. Even when you're looking at her through the bedroom window of her California seaside house, using a really, really, REALLY long telephoto lens.
 
2011-07-25 11:55:32 PM
I don't want to be that guy.....

but seriously? Come on Mods.
 
2011-07-25 11:57:31 PM
What, just because he's a jolly TV chef he's not allowed to get horny?

Just know this: Emeril Lagasse has a penis, and it will be inside whatever he puts his mind to, because he knows all about hard work and dedication.
 
2011-07-25 11:58:40 PM

Mole Man: To my other Canuck farkers:

You know yer mom did back in the day.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 563x528]

/link hotter than Just Like Mom.


Yan can cook, so can you!

Canadian nothing, I remember that shiat and I've never lived anywhere other the than the Phoenix area
 
2011-07-26 12:04:48 AM

OhGoodeee: [s-ak.buzzfed.com image 600x375]
Yummo!!!


photoshopped to hell and back
 
2011-07-26 12:45:30 AM

neuroflare: Mole Man: To my other Canuck farkers:

You know yer mom did back in the day.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 563x528]

/link hotter than Just Like Mom.

Yan can cook, so can you!

Canadian nothing, I remember that shiat and I've never lived anywhere other the than the Phoenix area


I thought that was Yan from Yan can Cook, but on my phone, the image sucks. I thought Yan was a larger syndication like Sam the cooking guy?
 
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