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(Starpulse)   Kid Rock to start vetting strippers for concerts since he keeps getting the lunch hour workers with bullet wounds   (starpulse.com) divider line 131
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2011-07-25 11:58:48 AM  
Well, kid's gettin' old and saggy too.
 
2011-07-25 12:01:12 PM  
Short CSB:

Was in Vegas for my 5-day bachelor party event. Went to Larry's Flynts one night, Kid Rock shows up. An hour later, we had more strippers at our table than he had in his booth. On his way out, he gives our table the double thumbs up, so I walk over and shake his hand, he smiled and says "You guys are doing pretty well tonight. Keep up the good work."

I asked for a picture but a bouncer almost slapped the camera out of my hand as it was coming out of my pocket, and I felt stupid. I may have been drunk.
 
2011-07-25 12:01:30 PM  
Last strip club I went to was in Plant City, FL. It was pretty bad. Nevermind the shaky daytime crew, this was a weekend night and you could play connect the dots with the bruises on these girls.
 
2011-07-25 12:02:08 PM  
"Bleugh."
images.starpulse.com
 
2011-07-25 12:02:11 PM  
This can be a LBJ/Grables thread in 7 posts or less...

/I'd watch her on stage...
 
2011-07-25 12:03:21 PM  

grinding_journalist: Short CSB:

Was in Vegas for my 5-day bachelor party event. Went to Larry's Flynts one night, Kid Rock shows up. An hour later, we had more strippers at our table than he had in his booth. On his way out, he gives our table the double thumbs up, so I walk over and shake his hand, he smiled and says "You guys are doing pretty well tonight. Keep up the good work."

I asked for a picture but a bouncer almost slapped the camera out of my hand as it was coming out of my pocket, and I felt stupid. I may have been drunk.


You did 5 days in Vegas for your bachelor party and you STILL got married? Im shocked. 5 days in vegas is enough to break any man.
 
2011-07-25 12:03:25 PM  
I never understood strip clubs. For the same price I can get a coffee and donut while being ignored by the same-kind-of-ugly gal behind the counter
 
2011-07-25 12:05:03 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: I never understood strip clubs. For the same price I can get a coffee and donut while being ignored by the same-kind-of-ugly gal behind the counter


But she won't have her tits out.
 
2011-07-25 12:05:44 PM  

Treygreen13: Smeggy Smurf: I never understood strip clubs. For the same price I can get a coffee and donut while being ignored by the same-kind-of-ugly gal behind the counter

But she won't have her tits out.


what about that done you get exactly?
 
2011-07-25 12:06:55 PM  

vinnydoz007: grinding_journalist: Short CSB:

Was in Vegas for my 5-day bachelor party event. Went to Larry's Flynts one night, Kid Rock shows up. An hour later, we had more strippers at our table than he had in his booth. On his way out, he gives our table the double thumbs up, so I walk over and shake his hand, he smiled and says "You guys are doing pretty well tonight. Keep up the good work."

I asked for a picture but a bouncer almost slapped the camera out of my hand as it was coming out of my pocket, and I felt stupid. I may have been drunk.

You did 5 days in Vegas for your bachelor party and you STILL got married? Im shocked. 5 days in vegas is enough to break any man.


I'd lived there previously. The wedding was about 18 months after I'd moved away, thought it was fitting to return to Vegas to do the "local deals/knowledge" bachelor party.

/knows where the $2 Cabo Wabo margaritas are
//also knows where the old people all play bingo- open bar all night for a single $4 play!
 
2011-07-25 12:07:09 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: I never understood strip clubs. For the same price I can get a coffee and donut while being ignored by the same-kind-of-ugly gal behind the counter


Yeah, but you could also be storing up sexual frustration while paying to see her terrible body. Plus, she'll pretend that she loves you while ignoring you. The more you pay her, the harder she'll pretend.

/never really got it either
//if prostitution was legal would strip clubs disappear overnight?
 
2011-07-25 12:07:17 PM  
20 years ago, the price of a lapdance was 20 dollars. WIth inflation, oil prices, cost of living, a stamp, property prices, food and anything else you can think of being almost triple the amount of money what it was 20 year ago except for a lapdance, are you surprised the quality of women aint all that?
 
2011-07-25 12:07:33 PM  

Sultan Of Herf: Last strip club I went to was in Plant City, FL. It was pretty bad. Nevermind the shaky daytime crew, this was a weekend night and you could play connect the dots with the bruises on these girls.


I drive through Plant City twice a week, surprised any of the girls had teeth
 
2011-07-25 12:07:35 PM  

Treygreen13: Smeggy Smurf: I never understood strip clubs. For the same price I can get a coffee and donut while being ignored by the same-kind-of-ugly gal behind the counter

But she won't have her tits out.


Have you ever asked?
 
2011-07-25 12:08:59 PM  
I don't think the type of people likely to attend one of your concerts really minds, Mr. Rock.
 
2011-07-25 12:09:51 PM  

vinnydoz007: Treygreen13: Smeggy Smurf: I never understood strip clubs. For the same price I can get a coffee and donut while being ignored by the same-kind-of-ugly gal behind the counter

But she won't have her tits out.

what about that done you get exactly?


Maybe try that zinger again in English.
 
2011-07-25 12:10:11 PM  
This just in, who the hell cares about Kid Rock.
 
Pud
2011-07-25 12:11:44 PM  
What, has he been hiring them from the Clermont Lounge in the ATL.?

/Where the arms, and thighs jiggle, and the boobies don't
 
2011-07-25 12:14:19 PM  

Pud: What, has he been hiring them from the Clermont Lounge in the ATL.?


He does go there from time to time. I would be fun to see Blondie crushing beer cans on stage at a Kid Rock show.
 
2011-07-25 12:15:31 PM  
This article made me LOL, but shouldn't someone have already posted:

"Worthless Without Pictures"

already?
 
2011-07-25 12:19:54 PM  

Treygreen13: Smeggy Smurf: I never understood strip clubs. For the same price I can get a coffee and donut while being ignored by the same-kind-of-ugly gal behind the counter

But she won't have her tits out.


With the right pair, it would be an easy way to line up the doughnuts. Maybe you should suggest something along those lines.

/I'll be in my bunk.
 
2011-07-25 12:19:59 PM  
Wow, who would have thought that the aging, meth-chic, greasy, red-neck and proud of it Kid Rock would have trouble finding local talent?
 
2011-07-25 12:20:00 PM  
Do people still like this guy that is very confused about who he is?
 
2011-07-25 12:20:58 PM  
BilltheThrill Quote 2011-07-25 12:19:59 PM
Wow, who would have thought that the aging, meth-chic, greasy, red-neck and proud of it Kid Rock would have trouble finding local talent?




What is it that motivates strippers again?
 
kab
2011-07-25 12:21:05 PM  
"There are certain nights when I'm like, 'Wow, what the f**k?'"

That's pretty much my reaction to any song of yours that I've had to endure, hack.
 
2011-07-25 12:22:52 PM  

grinding_journalist: vinnydoz007: grinding_journalist: Short CSB:

/knows where the $2 Cabo Wabo margaritas are


It's just Two Fingers tequila in a Cabo Wabo bottle.
 
2011-07-25 12:22:59 PM  
cdn2.holytaco.com

stripper in question
 
2011-07-25 12:24:20 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2011-07-25 12:24:56 PM  

BillSmith70: Do people still like this guy that is very confused about who he is?


How so? He's a white trash hard partying animal? Loud music, loose women and booze. Who cares if it's a little bit of country played alongside a little southern rock? Take a farkitrol and enjoy the party.
 
2011-07-25 12:26:52 PM  

thelordofcheese: I don't think the type of people likely to attend one of your concerts really minds, Mr. Rock.

 
2011-07-25 12:27:23 PM  
I so farking jealous of him and other musicians. Just imagine the top shelf ass he pulls in after every show.
 
2011-07-25 12:28:45 PM  

Babboonrash: This can be a LBJ/Grables thread in 7 posts or less...

/I'd watch her on stage...


Way to give the worthless attention who're the time of day. Shouldn't you be clearing out its wishlist and hiding in the bushes?



I haven't heard "Bawithdaba" or whatever in years, and that is a good thing.
 
2011-07-25 12:29:40 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: BillSmith70: Do people still like this guy that is very confused about who he is?

How so? He's a white trash hard partying animal? Loud music, loose women and booze. Who cares if it's a little bit of country played alongside a little southern rock? Take a farkitrol and enjoy the party.


No, he is complete garbage. But I will give him this, he has duped a great deal of people out of their money.
 
2011-07-25 12:30:22 PM  

Tatsuhiko: This just in, who the hell cares about Kid Rock.


Oh you know you love me!!
Bawitdaba-da bang-da-bang-diggy-diggy-diggy...

robotjohnson.com
 
2011-07-25 12:30:59 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: BillSmith70: Do people still like this guy that is very confused about who he is?

How so? He's a white trash hard partying animal? Loud music, loose women and booze. Who cares if it's a little bit of country played alongside a little southern rock? Take a farkitrol and enjoy the party.


I'm not the biggest fan of Kid Rock (actually, I wouldn't even call myself a "fan"), but I at least understand that people who think that hard about "who he is" aren't going to see it, ever. He drinks, he likes women, he has fun, that is all there is to him. Sometimes its the simple things in life that are the best.
 
2011-07-25 12:31:26 PM  

Treygreen13: vinnydoz007: Treygreen13: Smeggy Smurf: I never understood strip clubs. For the same price I can get a coffee and donut while being ignored by the same-kind-of-ugly gal behind the counter

But she won't have her tits out.

what about that done you get exactly?

Maybe try that zinger again in English.


i actually corrected it, but it gave me that countdown timer, and its lunch time. So i said fark IT.
 
2011-07-25 12:31:49 PM  
how old is "kid" rock at this point?
 
2011-07-25 12:32:03 PM  
Sorry, thats what they look like with the lights on... They are like vampire whores.
 
2011-07-25 12:32:12 PM  

lordlight: stripper in question


That's also his mom.
 
2011-07-25 12:32:20 PM  

Pud: What, has he been hiring them from the Clermont Lounge in the ATL.?

/Where the arms, and thighs jiggle, and the boobies don't


You're assuming they've got arms and legs.
 
2011-07-25 12:32:53 PM  

Tatsuhiko: This just in, who the hell cares about Kid Rock.

 
2011-07-25 12:35:02 PM  
Kid Rock is dirty sexy hot. dirty.
 
2011-07-25 12:35:42 PM  
Nothing like stopping at a low-rent strip club for the lunch buffet and having an eight-month pregnant chick come out and shake her (admittedly large) cans around, then get smacked by a biker who said, and I quote "What the f*ck dude? You can't give my girlfriend a dollar?"

I'm sure that child is a National Merit Scholar right now.
 
2011-07-25 12:35:52 PM  
 
2011-07-25 12:37:51 PM  
Nobody wants you in this town. Nobody wants you around, period! Look at him, fellas.

You crying, boy? Maybe we'll go back down to McDonald's......and get you a whaaahburger
and some French cries!

How about a Whineken!

You little sissy boy! Def Leppard sucks!
 
2011-07-25 12:44:31 PM  
grinding_journalist Quote 2011-07-25 12:01:12 PM
Short CSB:

Was in Vegas for my 5-day bachelor party event. Went to Larry's Flynts one night, Kid Rock shows up. An hour later, we had more strippers at our table than he had in his booth. On his way out, he gives our table the double thumbs up, so I walk over and shake his hand, he smiled and says "You guys are doing pretty well tonight. Keep up the good work."


You were not doing well. The strippers you were paying to sit at your table were doing well. You, it turns out, are a sap.
 
2011-07-25 12:44:52 PM  
Pollexabator
No, prostitution wouldn't really affect the strip club. Maybe a little, but most people that go to a strip club are doing it for the fun of a night out with the guys. Go to Nevada where it is legal, and you'll find plenty of clubs.

I think the places are hilarious, I just don't want to be there when the lights come on.
 
2011-07-25 12:45:00 PM  

Pollexabator: Smeggy Smurf: I never understood strip clubs. For the same price I can get a coffee and donut while being ignored by the same-kind-of-ugly gal behind the counter

Yeah, but you could also be storing up sexual frustration while paying to see her terrible body. Plus, she'll pretend that she loves you while ignoring you. The more you pay her, the harder she'll pretend.

/never really got it either
//if prostitution was legal would strip clubs disappear overnight?


Prostitution is legal in Nevada, there are also a lot of strip clubs there.
Could be that one feed the other, or that they are not a related as one might think.
Could just be a matter of different strokes for different folks.
 
2011-07-25 12:47:17 PM  

kab: "There are certain nights when I'm like, 'Wow, what the f**k?'"

That's pretty much my reaction to any song of yours that I've had to endure, hack.


This, here.


Nothing screams C-rate Dundalk, Maryland strip club sound track quite like KR.
 
2011-07-25 12:49:22 PM  

Leighton: 20 years ago, the price of a lapdance was 20 dollars. WIth inflation, oil prices, cost of living, a stamp, property prices, food and anything else you can think of being almost triple the amount of money what it was 20 year ago except for a lapdance, are you surprised the quality of women aint all that?


huh?

20 years ago a lap dance was under $10.

They now are $30 a song. plus a lot of place have you pay a $10 fee to get into the lap dance area...
 
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