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2011-07-25 05:20:25 AM
I can't stand Smurfs, but she's got a hell of a body.

Heard a rumor that she also sings, but I can't confirm that..
 
2011-07-25 05:56:58 AM
I'd smurf that smurfin' smurf until smurf and smurfin' smurf and she screamed "SMURF!"

/not original, I know
//you know the joke was going to be made eventually
 
2011-07-25 06:11:43 AM
The less she wears, the better.
 
2011-07-25 06:22:25 AM
Is it just me, or is Grandpa Smurf sporting wood?

i.dailymail.co.uk

/maybe it's just the lighting
 
2011-07-25 07:33:26 AM
Ah, crivens!
 
2011-07-25 08:01:06 AM
There is something just... wrong... with this pic:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2011-07-25 10:49:54 AM
jesus, tone the makeup down a little.
 
2011-07-25 10:52:14 AM

miss diminutive: Grandpa Smurf


You some kinda communist or somethin'?
 
2011-07-25 11:01:17 AM

ThatGuyGreg: miss diminutive: Grandpa Smurf

You some kinda communist or somethin'?


Huh?

Oh sorry, PAPA Smurf.

Not old enough to relate to your crazy, bluetopian society cartoons, comrade.
 
2011-07-25 11:22:47 AM

miss diminutive: Not old enough to relate to your crazy, bluetopian society cartoons, comrade.


*grumble gumble* farking kids *grumble* my lawn *grumble grumble*

*shakes fist at cloud*
 
2011-07-25 12:03:53 PM

serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.


I didn't see any makeup.

Of course, she probably didn't have it on where I was looking.
 
2011-07-25 12:14:06 PM

serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.


She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.
 
2011-07-25 12:39:16 PM

serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.


Yeah, where the hell does she think she's going? Some sort of red carpet event?

Some people.
 
2011-07-25 12:43:12 PM

WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.


I already know that. I still like looking at her.
 
2011-07-25 01:15:58 PM
Jesus CHRIST, that woman is f*cking gorgeous.

And for the moment, that's really the only thing that matters.
 
2011-07-25 01:51:47 PM
I'd smurf her. I'd smurf her smurf all night long.
 
2011-07-25 01:53:32 PM

MaxxLarge: Jesus CHRIST, that woman is f*cking gorgeous.

And for the moment, that's really the only thing that matters.


It's a shame that her "husband" has probably given her the herp or hep or something.

/God works in mysterious ways
//He's also a callous ass
 
2011-07-25 01:54:08 PM
Clicked the link for boobs and was rewarded with her leg dimple.
 
2011-07-25 01:54:23 PM
Is it just me, or is Grandpa Smurf sporting wood?

Actually, it looks more like he's got some Smurf knuckle going on.
 
2011-07-25 01:55:30 PM

WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.


heh. she HAS tremendous singing talent. She isn't Miranda Cosgrove, for fark's sake.

/seen Katy live. biatch can sing, and can sing WELL. Her singles are breaking records. She (by this time) has either tied or broken Michael Jackson's #1 hit song record. But yes, let's pretend she has no talent.
 
2011-07-25 01:57:31 PM
1. Blond is not good on Katy Perry.
2. A blond would be awesome on Katy Perry.
3. Jayma Mays, while cute enough, does NOT rival Perry in the hot dress department as stated in the article.
4. Doogie Howser is gay??? WTF???!!!
 
2011-07-25 01:57:49 PM
Not diggin the hair color. She looks better with black, blue, pink hair etc.

/I'd still bang it regardless
 
2011-07-25 01:58:03 PM

frepnog: WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

heh. she HAS tremendous singing talent. She isn't Miranda Cosgrove, for fark's sake.

/seen Katy live. biatch can sing, and can sing WELL. Her singles are breaking records. She (by this time) has either tied or broken Michael Jackson's #1 hit song record. But yes, let's pretend she has no talent.


frepnog, you rock.

whatafy.com
/hotlinked
 
2011-07-25 01:58:11 PM
FTFA:

"Her newly blonde locks also made their red carpet debut"

OK this sentence confused me for a few seconds.

/why yes there WERE words on the page
 
2011-07-25 01:58:31 PM
She looks like Hillarie Burton from White Collar with her hair that color. fark I love redheads, every color on the spectrum from rusty brown all the way to strawberry blonde and everything in between.
 
2011-07-25 01:58:46 PM
Really?

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/01/katy-perry-with-no-makeup-revealed-on - twitter/
 
2011-07-25 02:01:26 PM

Voodoo_Stu: I'd smurf her. I'd smurf her smurf all night long.


And I'd wait my muthasmurfin' turn to smurf that Smurf.
 
2011-07-25 02:02:50 PM
For someone who dances all the time, she has awfully mediocre legs.

(I think she's gorgeous and has a great rack--or I think so, she might have flapjack nipples for all I know--though)
 
2011-07-25 02:02:55 PM
That picture makes me wanna Smurfterbate.
 
2011-07-25 02:04:23 PM
Why does Papa Smurf have a cameltoe?

CANNOT UNSEE

i.imgur.com
 
2011-07-25 02:04:24 PM

DjangoStonereaver: There is something just... wrong... with this pic:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x712]


www.theunnecesarean.com
 
2011-07-25 02:04:59 PM

serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.


Have you seen her without it? I usually don't say this about women but she needs it, badly.
 
2011-07-25 02:05:09 PM
There was a "Gutsy" Smurf?
 
2011-07-25 02:05:14 PM

MaxxLarge: That picture makes me wanna Smurfterbate.


threadwinner
 
2011-07-25 02:07:47 PM
I'd smurf it like the smurf of an angry smurf.


So, I guess like a GNAP!

lh3.ggpht.com
 
2011-07-25 02:07:50 PM
With the pictures side by side, it looks like Melissa Joan Hart's oldest boy and Brooke Shields's oldest girl are eyeballing each other.
 
2011-07-25 02:09:48 PM
Unusual dimpling on the back of her left thigh.

/studman69.jpg
 
2011-07-25 02:10:11 PM

dgc360: Why does Papa Smurf have a cameltoe?

CANNOT UNSEE

[i.imgur.com image 471x771]



There's a Papa Smurf in that pic?

[knowhowiknowyouregay.jpg]
 
2011-07-25 02:12:20 PM

WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.


you say that like it's a bad thing...
 
2011-07-25 02:13:22 PM

Inaditch: With the pictures side by side, it looks like Melissa Joan Hart's oldest boy and Brooke Shields's oldest girl are eyeballing each other.


Oh, man, you're right. That needs a caption.

I'll start:

"Ima stick it in your pooper some day, red."
 
2011-07-25 02:15:19 PM

WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.


Actually, I don't the tits are pushed out and up enough in that dress.
 
2011-07-25 02:16:28 PM

bigmattress: frepnog: WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

heh. she HAS tremendous singing talent. She isn't Miranda Cosgrove, for fark's sake.

/seen Katy live. biatch can sing, and can sing WELL. Her singles are breaking records. She (by this time) has either tied or broken Michael Jackson's #1 hit song record. But yes, let's pretend she has no talent.

frepnog, you rock.

[whatafy.com image 400x300]
/hotlinked


problem is that i see that kind of hate for katy in threads all the time, and they are usually not trolling. fact is, Katy is pretty damned awesome at her job. she can sing, she is having fun with her career, and at this point has pretty much cemented her position as a female recording force to be reckoned with. She will be around for some time, and probably outlast Lady Gaga (since Gaga's entire schtick is being outrageous, and that shiat gets and is getting old).
 
2011-07-25 02:18:26 PM
Actually, I don't THINK the tits are pushed out and up enough in that dress.

/I accidentally
 
2011-07-25 02:21:13 PM
Seems to me that KP and Lady Goggles are living the dream, girl's version. Get all dressed up in costumes, sing and dance on stage, get all that attention and a pile of money. If you're worried about her musical ability, you've missed the point.
 
2011-07-25 02:27:56 PM
I liked her much better as a brunette.
 
2011-07-25 02:35:56 PM
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2011-07-25 02:37:15 PM
images.wikia.com
I thought I heard my name...
 
2011-07-25 02:47:36 PM

frepnog: WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

heh. she HAS tremendous singing talent. She isn't Miranda Cosgrove, for fark's sake.

/seen Katy live. biatch can sing, and can sing WELL. Her singles are breaking records. She (by this time) has either tied or broken Michael Jackson's #1 hit song record. But yes, let's pretend she has no talent.


The world is full of people who can't sing, yet are successful singers. It's the marketing stupid. See Spears, Britany and Madonna.
 
2011-07-25 02:50:32 PM

Wellon Dowd:


God bless you sir.
 
2011-07-25 02:51:41 PM

Wellon Dowd: [img193.imageshack.us image 300x550][img801.imageshack.us image 300x550]
[img26.imageshack.us image 300x550][img810.imageshack.us image 300x550]




Damn!
 
2011-07-25 03:05:02 PM
I got a smurf for her.
(and by "smurf" I mean massive erection)
 
2011-07-25 03:11:21 PM
img810.imageshack.us


Even Bar Refaeli can appreciate a posterior like that...


cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com
 
2011-07-25 03:17:35 PM
Just show the tits or go the fark away already.
 
2011-07-25 03:21:44 PM
I got something "three apples high" for her...

I'd smurf her right in her smurfer.
 
2011-07-25 03:35:04 PM

Cymbal: frepnog: WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

heh. she HAS tremendous singing talent. She isn't Miranda Cosgrove, for fark's sake.

/seen Katy live. biatch can sing, and can sing WELL. Her singles are breaking records. She (by this time) has either tied or broken Michael Jackson's #1 hit song record. But yes, let's pretend she has no talent.

The world is full of people who can't sing, yet are successful singers. It's the marketing stupid. See Spears, Britany and Madonna.


granted. however, I have seen Katy live. She CAN sing, and quite well. Britney? eh... not so much. not so sure about Madonna, but she got big in a decade before autotune so I personally think she must have had SOME singing talent to become what she is. It isn't JUST the marketing. You can market shiat in a bucket all day as the next big thing, but at the end of the day someone will notice that it is in fact a bucket of shiat and no one will pay any attention any longer. katy's music is NOT a bucket of shiat. Is it life changing, amazing music that transcends time? Nah, it is simply well crafted pop music that resonates with the masses and that just so happens to have a beautiful large breasted girl singing. She IS easily marketable, yes.... but she has the talent to make it a total package. She writes, plays, and sings. Pretty damned talented, and deserves everything that comes her way, and there is A LOT coming her way.
 
2011-07-25 03:38:27 PM

frepnog: granted. however, I have seen Katy live. She CAN sing, and quite well. Britney? eh... not so much. not so sure about Madonna, but she got big in a decade before autotune so I personally think she must have had SOME singing talent to become what she is. It isn't JUST the marketing. You can market shiat in a bucket all day as the next big thing, but at the end of the day someone will notice that it is in fact a bucket of shiat and no one will pay any attention any longer. katy's music is NOT a bucket of shiat. Is it life changing, amazing music that transcends time? Nah, it is simply well crafted pop music that resonates with the masses and that just so happens to have a beautiful large breasted girl singing. She IS easily marketable, yes.... but she has the talent to make it a total package. She writes, plays, and sings. Pretty damned talented, and deserves everything that comes her way, and there is A LOT coming her way.


I find it rather offensive that you refer to Perry as beautiful large breasted girl. She has a really nice ass, too.
 
2011-07-25 03:40:00 PM

frepnog: Cymbal: frepnog: WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

heh. she HAS tremendous singing talent. She isn't Miranda Cosgrove, for fark's sake.

/seen Katy live. biatch can sing, and can sing WELL. Her singles are breaking records. She (by this time) has either tied or broken Michael Jackson's #1 hit song record. But yes, let's pretend she has no talent.

The world is full of people who can't sing, yet are successful singers. It's the marketing stupid. See Spears, Britany and Madonna.

granted. however, I have seen Katy live. She CAN sing, and quite well. Britney? eh... not so much. not so sure about Madonna, but she got big in a decade before autotune so I personally think she must have had SOME singing talent to become what she is. It isn't JUST the marketing. You can market shiat in a bucket all day as the next big thing, but at the end of the day someone will notice that it is in fact a bucket of shiat and no one will pay any attention any longer. katy's music is NOT a bucket of shiat. Is it life changing, amazing music that transcends time? Nah, it is simply well crafted pop music that resonates with the masses and that just so happens to have a beautiful large breasted girl singing. She IS easily marketable, yes.... but she has the talent to make it a total package. She writes, plays, and sings. Pretty damned talented, and deserves everything that comes her way, and there is A LOT coming her way.


Honest and serious question - Is her SNL performance from this year (which re-aired over the weekend) a pretty good representative sample of her live musical talent?
 
2011-07-25 03:43:25 PM

frepnog: Cymbal: frepnog: WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

heh. she HAS tremendous singing talent. She isn't Miranda Cosgrove, for fark's sake.

/seen Katy live. biatch can sing, and can sing WELL. Her singles are breaking records. She (by this time) has either tied or broken Michael Jackson's #1 hit song record. But yes, let's pretend she has no talent.

The world is full of people who can't sing, yet are successful singers. It's the marketing stupid. See Spears, Britany and Madonna.

granted. however, I have seen Katy live. She CAN sing, and quite well. Britney? eh... not so much. not so sure about Madonna, but she got big in a decade before autotune so I personally think she must have had SOME singing talent to become what she is. It isn't JUST the marketing. You can market shiat in a bucket all day as the next big thing, but at the end of the day someone will notice that it is in fact a bucket of shiat and no one will pay any attention any longer. katy's music is NOT a bucket of shiat. Is it life changing, amazing music that transcends time? Nah, it is simply well crafted pop music that resonates with the masses and that just so happens to have a beautiful large breasted girl singing. She IS easily marketable, yes.... but she has the talent to make it a total package. She writes, plays, and sings. Pretty damned talented, and deserves everything all the semen that cums her way, and there is A LOT cumming her way.


FTFF
 
2011-07-25 03:47:11 PM

Marshal805: I liked her much better as a brunette.


THIS.
 
2011-07-25 03:53:17 PM

frepnog: not so much. not so sure about Madonna, but she got big in a decade before autotune so I personally think she must have had SOME singing talent to become what she is.


I'm not saying Madge is a virtuoso but give a listen to "Live to Tell" and make a choice on whether she can really sing. ymmv.

/ugh, did I just white knight madonna?
//you f*cking f*ckers.
 
2011-07-25 03:54:44 PM
Let me be the first to say "I'd smurf it" Oh I see, well let me be the 60th to say it then.
 
2011-07-25 03:59:05 PM

Riotboy: Marshal805: I liked her much better as a brunette.

THIS.



*checks picture again*

Damn, she does have blonde hair.
 
2011-07-25 03:59:53 PM
www.radaronline.com

Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.
 
2011-07-25 04:00:15 PM

MiKelly: frepnog: Cymbal: frepnog: WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

heh. she HAS tremendous singing talent. She isn't Miranda Cosgrove, for fark's sake.

/seen Katy live. biatch can sing, and can sing WELL. Her singles are breaking records. She (by this time) has either tied or broken Michael Jackson's #1 hit song record. But yes, let's pretend she has no talent.

The world is full of people who can't sing, yet are successful singers. It's the marketing stupid. See Spears, Britany and Madonna.

granted. however, I have seen Katy live. She CAN sing, and quite well. Britney? eh... not so much. not so sure about Madonna, but she got big in a decade before autotune so I personally think she must have had SOME singing talent to become what she is. It isn't JUST the marketing. You can market shiat in a bucket all day as the next big thing, but at the end of the day someone will notice that it is in fact a bucket of shiat and no one will pay any attention any longer. katy's music is NOT a bucket of shiat. Is it life changing, amazing music that transcends time? Nah, it is simply well crafted pop music that resonates with the masses and that just so happens to have a beautiful large breasted girl singing. She IS easily marketable, yes.... but she has the talent to make it a total package. She writes, plays, and sings. Pretty damned talented, and deserves everything that comes her way, and there is A LOT coming her way.

Honest and serious question - Is her SNL performance from this year (which re-aired over the weekend) a pretty good representative sample of her live musical talent?


i haven't seen it. did she stink up the stage?

/even seasoned performers can choke. I saw Elton John a few years ago. He was mostly really good but for a couple songs he really sounded terrible.
 
2011-07-25 04:10:41 PM

Wellon Dowd: [img193.imageshack.us image 300x550][img801.imageshack.us image 300x550]
[img26.imageshack.us image 300x550][img810.imageshack.us image 300x550]


I assumed that with a skirt that short, pics like this must exist.

And they do not disappoint.

/my bunk, I shall be in it.
 
2011-07-25 04:12:38 PM

The Fool: [www.radaronline.com image 350x356]

Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.


Your point?
 
2011-07-25 04:20:30 PM

frepnog: MiKelly: frepnog: Cymbal: frepnog: WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

heh. she HAS tremendous singing talent. She isn't Miranda Cosgrove, for fark's sake.

/seen Katy live. biatch can sing, and can sing WELL. Her singles are breaking records. She (by this time) has either tied or broken Michael Jackson's #1 hit song record. But yes, let's pretend she has no talent.

The world is full of people who can't sing, yet are successful singers. It's the marketing stupid. See Spears, Britany and Madonna.

granted. however, I have seen Katy live. She CAN sing, and quite well. Britney? eh... not so much. not so sure about Madonna, but she got big in a decade before autotune so I personally think she must have had SOME singing talent to become what she is. It isn't JUST the marketing. You can market shiat in a bucket all day as the next big thing, but at the end of the day someone will notice that it is in fact a bucket of shiat and no one will pay any attention any longer. katy's music is NOT a bucket of shiat. Is it life changing, amazing music that transcends time? Nah, it is simply well crafted pop music that resonates with the masses and that just so happens to have a beautiful large breasted girl singing. She IS easily marketable, yes.... but she has the talent to make it a total package. She writes, plays, and sings. Pretty damned talented, and deserves everything that comes her way, and there is A LOT coming her way.

Honest and serious question - Is her SNL performance from this year (which re-aired over the weekend) a pretty good representative sample of her live musical talent?

i haven't seen it. did she stink up the stage?

/even seasoned performers can choke. I saw Elton John a few years ago. He was mostly really good but for a couple songs he really sounded terrible.


Yep, that's why I asked...that's really my only exposure to a live Katy Perry performance. Left me severely underwhelmed and wincing at the embarrassment of missed notes. Otherwise, for my money she's right smack in the middle of the pack as far as modern female vocal talent is concerned.
 
2011-07-25 04:30:34 PM
She can rape my childhood any time she likes.
 
2011-07-25 04:35:09 PM

Riotboy: Marshal805: I liked her much better as a brunette.

THIS.


DOUBLE THIS
/blonde only works a quarter of the time
//if you got roots go natural toots
 
2011-07-25 04:43:40 PM

The Fool: [www.radaronline.com image 350x356]

Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.


Am I supposed to not want Maddow?
 
2011-07-25 04:45:35 PM

Inaditch: 1. Blond is not good on Katy Perry.
2. A blond would be awesome on Katy Perry.
3. Jayma Mays, while cute enough, does NOT rival Perry in the hot dress department as stated in the article.
4. Doogie Howser is gay??? WTF???!!!


Where have YOU been?
 
2011-07-25 05:00:21 PM
i know i say this in every katy perrry thread, but i hate how Dan Patrick says she's not hot. the only reason he says that is he knows she's from farking hell Agoura Hills or Tustin or Pasadena or Oxnard or some shiat. she's "domestic" so in his mind, she can't be hot.

if she was from brazil or france or her name ended in "ova", he'd be all over that shiat.

don't say she's not a farking 15 (on a 10) scale just because she's from LA.
 
2011-07-25 05:00:42 PM
There are damn good reasons for Katy Perry having broken multiple pop records at this point, like her sense of humor, her singing, her writing. Her looks are not among them.

Although the woman IS Jessica Rabbit come to life.

/Even if she is a natural blonde
 
2011-07-25 05:10:19 PM

daveb0rg: DjangoStonereaver: There is something just... wrong... with this pic:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x712]

[www.theunnecesarean.com image 196x191]


Damn, you beat me to it

/golf clap
 
2011-07-25 05:17:41 PM
What happened to her boobs!?
 
2011-07-25 05:47:56 PM

rickythepenguin: i know i say this in every katy perrry thread, but i hate how Dan Patrick says she's not hot. the only reason he says that is he knows she's from farking hell Agoura Hills or Tustin or Pasadena or Oxnard or some shiat. she's "domestic" so in his mind, she can't be hot.

if she was from brazil or france or her name ended in "ova", he'd be all over that shiat.

don't say she's not a farking 15 (on a 10) scale just because she's from LA.


Who?
 
2011-07-25 05:50:53 PM

The Fool: Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.


Who gives a rat's ass who you wake UP with, as long as you go to BED with THIS?!?

www4.pictures.gi.stylebistro.com
 
2011-07-25 05:52:15 PM

MaxxLarge: Jesus CHRIST, that woman is f*cking gorgeous.

And for the moment, that's really the only thing that matters.


I concur. I'm getting used to the blonde look.

Though a Smurfs movie is only slightly less useless than a Chipmunks movie. NPH, WTF were you thinking?
 
2011-07-25 06:03:38 PM

The Fool: [www.radaronline.com image 350x356]

Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.


Actually, since Rachael Maddow doesn't rely on massive amounts of makeup to look halfway decent, waking up next to her in the morning is probably easier on the eyes.
 
2011-07-25 06:28:27 PM
Oh my smurfing god I'm going to smurf my smurf all over her smurf and then I'm I'm going to live up to my smurfy name
 
2011-07-25 06:33:36 PM
wtf is wrong with Rachel Maddow?

Different strokes, penis spittle.
 
2011-07-25 06:40:52 PM

Sarcastica75: wtf is wrong with Rachel Maddow?

Different strokes, penis spittle.


Penis Spittle would make an epic band name.
 
2011-07-25 06:43:54 PM

DaWormyPimpsta: Sarcastica75: wtf is wrong with Rachel Maddow?

Different strokes, penis spittle.

Penis Spittle would make an epic band name.


\m/
 
2011-07-25 06:55:51 PM
My, what a darling rump she has.
 
2011-07-25 07:19:14 PM
I don't know what shade of blonde that is but whatever it is, it isn't working.
 
2011-07-25 07:22:26 PM
I don't know if I want to fist bump or punch Russell Brand.
 
2011-07-25 07:30:04 PM
She is getting this wierd, plastic, stepford wife, vibe about her lately.

I'd still smurf her like the smurf of an angry smurf though.
 
2011-07-25 07:45:09 PM
Ya, I know how I know I'm gay, but I'm sorry, I just don't find this woman attractive. She has to work waaaaaay too hard to look good and it just is never good enough.
 
2011-07-25 08:06:47 PM

MaxxLarge: The Fool: Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.

Who gives a rat's ass who you wake UP with, as long as you go to BED with THIS?!?

[www4.pictures.gi.stylebistro.com image 297x445]


Am I crazy, or is she really not that attractive? I mean, she has (or had, apparently) nice boobs, but facially I've seen hotter chicks working at Wal-Mart, and that's without 2 lbs of make-up.
 
2011-07-25 08:29:38 PM

Inaditch: 4. Doogie Howser is gay??? WTF???!!!


Where have you been and when will they get the Internet there?
 
2011-07-25 08:31:56 PM
Nice legs, shame about her face.
 
2011-07-25 08:45:05 PM

SharkTrager: Inaditch: 4. Doogie Howser is gay??? WTF???!!!

Where have you been and when will they get the Internet there?


Nobody tell him about Anderson Cooper.
 
2011-07-25 10:02:27 PM
That's one smurfy wench right there.
 
2011-07-25 10:17:09 PM

Voodoo_Stu: I'd smurf her. I'd smurf her smurf all night long.


I would smurf her so hard, smurf would come out of her smurfy area. All night long...
 
2011-07-25 10:21:17 PM

Teen Wolf Blitzer: MaxxLarge: The Fool: Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.

Who gives a rat's ass who you wake UP with, as long as you go to BED with THIS?!?

[www4.pictures.gi.stylebistro.com image 297x445]

Am I crazy, or is she really not that attractive? I mean, she has (or had, apparently) nice boobs, but facially I've seen hotter chicks working at Wal-Mart, and that's without 2 lbs of make-up.


So doggie style to see her ass, or cowgirl with you sitting up a bit with your face buried in her tits.
See, there's a solution for everything.
 
2011-07-25 10:22:48 PM

fusillade762: Though a Smurfs movie is only slightly less useless than a Chipmunks movie. NPH, WTF were you thinking?


he has a kid now, so no more sniffing coke off of hookers asses
 
2011-07-25 11:31:10 PM

The Fool: [www.radaronline.com image 350x356]

Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.


Came here expecting this, knowing full well some asshole would post it. However, douchebag Elvischrist beat you to it, he just doesn't know how to link a picture.

You're both assholes. Say hello to your mother for me.
 
2011-07-26 12:06:39 AM

Flappyhead: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

Have you seen her without it? I usually don't say this about women but she needs it, badly.


Well there's a difference between saying she needs makeup, and saying she needs clown makeup.
 
2011-07-26 12:42:07 AM
Brooke Sheilds has kids under 30?
 
2011-07-26 01:13:17 AM
She does a voice in a cartoon... is she going to start asking people to refer to her as a singer and an actress now?
 
2011-07-26 01:30:03 AM

Teen Wolf Blitzer: MaxxLarge: The Fool: Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.

Who gives a rat's ass who you wake UP with, as long as you go to BED with THIS?!?

[www4.pictures.gi.stylebistro.com image 297x445]

Am I crazy, or is she really not that attractive? I mean, she has (or had, apparently) nice boobs, but facially I've seen hotter chicks working at Wal-Mart, and that's without 2 lbs of make-up.


I'm right with you buddy. Too much make-up, and I really don't get why people think her rack is so great. It's mostly good wardrobe as far as I can tell. But then I've probably been spoiled from too much porn. After girls like Ewa Sonnet, Merilyn Sakova, and Hitomi Tanaka, she barely registers to me. Also, I have the completely unsubstantiated idea that she's really, really dumb. I've never heard her speak, it's just something in her expression.

/Knees like razors
 
2011-07-26 01:34:11 AM
She should do a live action version of this. (new window) Oh yeah, probably NSFW.
 
2011-07-26 02:55:26 AM

LectertheChef: She should do a live action version of this. (new window) Oh yeah, probably NSFW.


Having watched that, I proclaim that I am now very confused...
 
2011-07-26 03:20:45 AM

dgc360: Why does Papa Smurf have a cameltoe?

CANNOT UNSEE

[i.imgur.com image 471x771]


First thing I noticed in that picture.
 
2011-07-26 04:04:09 AM

fusillade762: Though a Smurfs movie is only slightly less useless than a Chipmunks movie. NPH, WTF were you thinking?


I'm sure he was thinking of all the cars and designer suits he would be able to buy with the money. I won't begrudge him a paycheck movie.
 
2011-07-26 10:51:47 AM

fusillade762: NPH, WTF were you thinking?


Hundreds of smurfs; only one Smurfette.

You know some of those little farkers were punching the blue-eye.
 
2011-07-26 11:38:08 AM

serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.


Normally, I'd agree with you - but it seems apparent the blue eye shadow, blonde hair and blue shoes are an attempt to match the Smurfette on the dress. I'll cut her some slack.
 
2011-07-26 01:30:53 PM
The_Great_Hambino Quote 2011-07-25 03:11:21 PM


Even Bar Refaeli can appreciate a posterior like that...


I don't know who this Bar Refaeli is,
but she looks a hell of a lot like Kristen Stewart
 
2011-07-26 02:50:09 PM
Like the fist of an angry god
 
2011-07-26 06:25:01 PM
Katy is hot. Awesome dress.
 
2011-07-27 10:37:00 AM
you know, these actors need to make money. hence the bad movies. money doesn't grow on trees, even in hollywood.
david cross mentioned this in his stand-up--he didn't do "the squeak-quel" because he thought it would look great on his resume. he did it because acting is his how he makes money to live.
i choose to think nick cage thinks the same way. or he enjoys acting in terrible movies because he thinks it's hilarious.

/monkey shows and jelly beans in a martini glass, it doesn't get any worse than that.
 
2011-07-27 10:37:55 AM
damn it.

he did it because acting is his how he makes money to live.
 
2011-07-28 02:34:11 AM
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
 
2011-07-28 10:29:14 AM

SageTemple: Do you like Phil Collins?


THIS IS NOT AN EXIT.
 
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