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(Daily Mail)   Katy Perry's super-mini dress at Smurfs premiere gets the movie crowd extremely animated   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 114
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2011-07-26 01:30:03 AM  

Teen Wolf Blitzer: MaxxLarge: The Fool: Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.

Who gives a rat's ass who you wake UP with, as long as you go to BED with THIS?!?

[www4.pictures.gi.stylebistro.com image 297x445]

Am I crazy, or is she really not that attractive? I mean, she has (or had, apparently) nice boobs, but facially I've seen hotter chicks working at Wal-Mart, and that's without 2 lbs of make-up.


I'm right with you buddy. Too much make-up, and I really don't get why people think her rack is so great. It's mostly good wardrobe as far as I can tell. But then I've probably been spoiled from too much porn. After girls like Ewa Sonnet, Merilyn Sakova, and Hitomi Tanaka, she barely registers to me. Also, I have the completely unsubstantiated idea that she's really, really dumb. I've never heard her speak, it's just something in her expression.

/Knees like razors
 
2011-07-26 01:34:11 AM  
She should do a live action version of this. (new window) Oh yeah, probably NSFW.
 
2011-07-26 02:55:26 AM  

LectertheChef: She should do a live action version of this. (new window) Oh yeah, probably NSFW.


Having watched that, I proclaim that I am now very confused...
 
2011-07-26 03:20:45 AM  

dgc360: Why does Papa Smurf have a cameltoe?

CANNOT UNSEE

[i.imgur.com image 471x771]


First thing I noticed in that picture.
 
2011-07-26 04:04:09 AM  

fusillade762: Though a Smurfs movie is only slightly less useless than a Chipmunks movie. NPH, WTF were you thinking?


I'm sure he was thinking of all the cars and designer suits he would be able to buy with the money. I won't begrudge him a paycheck movie.
 
2011-07-26 10:51:47 AM  

fusillade762: NPH, WTF were you thinking?


Hundreds of smurfs; only one Smurfette.

You know some of those little farkers were punching the blue-eye.
 
2011-07-26 11:38:08 AM  

serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.


Normally, I'd agree with you - but it seems apparent the blue eye shadow, blonde hair and blue shoes are an attempt to match the Smurfette on the dress. I'll cut her some slack.
 
2011-07-26 01:30:53 PM  
The_Great_Hambino Quote 2011-07-25 03:11:21 PM


Even Bar Refaeli can appreciate a posterior like that...


I don't know who this Bar Refaeli is,
but she looks a hell of a lot like Kristen Stewart
 
2011-07-26 02:50:09 PM  
Like the fist of an angry god
 
2011-07-26 06:25:01 PM  
Katy is hot. Awesome dress.
 
2011-07-27 10:37:00 AM  
you know, these actors need to make money. hence the bad movies. money doesn't grow on trees, even in hollywood.
david cross mentioned this in his stand-up--he didn't do "the squeak-quel" because he thought it would look great on his resume. he did it because acting is his how he makes money to live.
i choose to think nick cage thinks the same way. or he enjoys acting in terrible movies because he thinks it's hilarious.

/monkey shows and jelly beans in a martini glass, it doesn't get any worse than that.
 
2011-07-27 10:37:55 AM  
damn it.

he did it because acting is his how he makes money to live.
 
2011-07-28 02:34:11 AM  
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
 
2011-07-28 10:29:14 AM  

SageTemple: Do you like Phil Collins?


THIS IS NOT AN EXIT.
 
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