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2011-07-25 03:05:02 PM
I got a smurf for her.
(and by "smurf" I mean massive erection)
 
2011-07-25 03:11:21 PM
img810.imageshack.us


Even Bar Refaeli can appreciate a posterior like that...


cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com
 
2011-07-25 03:17:35 PM
Just show the tits or go the fark away already.
 
2011-07-25 03:21:44 PM
I got something "three apples high" for her...

I'd smurf her right in her smurfer.
 
2011-07-25 03:35:04 PM

Cymbal: frepnog: WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

heh. she HAS tremendous singing talent. She isn't Miranda Cosgrove, for fark's sake.

/seen Katy live. biatch can sing, and can sing WELL. Her singles are breaking records. She (by this time) has either tied or broken Michael Jackson's #1 hit song record. But yes, let's pretend she has no talent.

The world is full of people who can't sing, yet are successful singers. It's the marketing stupid. See Spears, Britany and Madonna.


granted. however, I have seen Katy live. She CAN sing, and quite well. Britney? eh... not so much. not so sure about Madonna, but she got big in a decade before autotune so I personally think she must have had SOME singing talent to become what she is. It isn't JUST the marketing. You can market shiat in a bucket all day as the next big thing, but at the end of the day someone will notice that it is in fact a bucket of shiat and no one will pay any attention any longer. katy's music is NOT a bucket of shiat. Is it life changing, amazing music that transcends time? Nah, it is simply well crafted pop music that resonates with the masses and that just so happens to have a beautiful large breasted girl singing. She IS easily marketable, yes.... but she has the talent to make it a total package. She writes, plays, and sings. Pretty damned talented, and deserves everything that comes her way, and there is A LOT coming her way.
 
2011-07-25 03:38:27 PM

frepnog: granted. however, I have seen Katy live. She CAN sing, and quite well. Britney? eh... not so much. not so sure about Madonna, but she got big in a decade before autotune so I personally think she must have had SOME singing talent to become what she is. It isn't JUST the marketing. You can market shiat in a bucket all day as the next big thing, but at the end of the day someone will notice that it is in fact a bucket of shiat and no one will pay any attention any longer. katy's music is NOT a bucket of shiat. Is it life changing, amazing music that transcends time? Nah, it is simply well crafted pop music that resonates with the masses and that just so happens to have a beautiful large breasted girl singing. She IS easily marketable, yes.... but she has the talent to make it a total package. She writes, plays, and sings. Pretty damned talented, and deserves everything that comes her way, and there is A LOT coming her way.


I find it rather offensive that you refer to Perry as beautiful large breasted girl. She has a really nice ass, too.
 
2011-07-25 03:40:00 PM

frepnog: Cymbal: frepnog: WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

heh. she HAS tremendous singing talent. She isn't Miranda Cosgrove, for fark's sake.

/seen Katy live. biatch can sing, and can sing WELL. Her singles are breaking records. She (by this time) has either tied or broken Michael Jackson's #1 hit song record. But yes, let's pretend she has no talent.

The world is full of people who can't sing, yet are successful singers. It's the marketing stupid. See Spears, Britany and Madonna.

granted. however, I have seen Katy live. She CAN sing, and quite well. Britney? eh... not so much. not so sure about Madonna, but she got big in a decade before autotune so I personally think she must have had SOME singing talent to become what she is. It isn't JUST the marketing. You can market shiat in a bucket all day as the next big thing, but at the end of the day someone will notice that it is in fact a bucket of shiat and no one will pay any attention any longer. katy's music is NOT a bucket of shiat. Is it life changing, amazing music that transcends time? Nah, it is simply well crafted pop music that resonates with the masses and that just so happens to have a beautiful large breasted girl singing. She IS easily marketable, yes.... but she has the talent to make it a total package. She writes, plays, and sings. Pretty damned talented, and deserves everything that comes her way, and there is A LOT coming her way.


Honest and serious question - Is her SNL performance from this year (which re-aired over the weekend) a pretty good representative sample of her live musical talent?
 
2011-07-25 03:43:25 PM

frepnog: Cymbal: frepnog: WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

heh. she HAS tremendous singing talent. She isn't Miranda Cosgrove, for fark's sake.

/seen Katy live. biatch can sing, and can sing WELL. Her singles are breaking records. She (by this time) has either tied or broken Michael Jackson's #1 hit song record. But yes, let's pretend she has no talent.

The world is full of people who can't sing, yet are successful singers. It's the marketing stupid. See Spears, Britany and Madonna.

granted. however, I have seen Katy live. She CAN sing, and quite well. Britney? eh... not so much. not so sure about Madonna, but she got big in a decade before autotune so I personally think she must have had SOME singing talent to become what she is. It isn't JUST the marketing. You can market shiat in a bucket all day as the next big thing, but at the end of the day someone will notice that it is in fact a bucket of shiat and no one will pay any attention any longer. katy's music is NOT a bucket of shiat. Is it life changing, amazing music that transcends time? Nah, it is simply well crafted pop music that resonates with the masses and that just so happens to have a beautiful large breasted girl singing. She IS easily marketable, yes.... but she has the talent to make it a total package. She writes, plays, and sings. Pretty damned talented, and deserves everything all the semen that cums her way, and there is A LOT cumming her way.


FTFF
 
2011-07-25 03:47:11 PM

Marshal805: I liked her much better as a brunette.


THIS.
 
2011-07-25 03:53:17 PM

frepnog: not so much. not so sure about Madonna, but she got big in a decade before autotune so I personally think she must have had SOME singing talent to become what she is.


I'm not saying Madge is a virtuoso but give a listen to "Live to Tell" and make a choice on whether she can really sing. ymmv.

/ugh, did I just white knight madonna?
//you f*cking f*ckers.
 
2011-07-25 03:54:44 PM
Let me be the first to say "I'd smurf it" Oh I see, well let me be the 60th to say it then.
 
2011-07-25 03:59:05 PM

Riotboy: Marshal805: I liked her much better as a brunette.

THIS.



*checks picture again*

Damn, she does have blonde hair.
 
2011-07-25 03:59:53 PM
www.radaronline.com

Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.
 
2011-07-25 04:00:15 PM

MiKelly: frepnog: Cymbal: frepnog: WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

heh. she HAS tremendous singing talent. She isn't Miranda Cosgrove, for fark's sake.

/seen Katy live. biatch can sing, and can sing WELL. Her singles are breaking records. She (by this time) has either tied or broken Michael Jackson's #1 hit song record. But yes, let's pretend she has no talent.

The world is full of people who can't sing, yet are successful singers. It's the marketing stupid. See Spears, Britany and Madonna.

granted. however, I have seen Katy live. She CAN sing, and quite well. Britney? eh... not so much. not so sure about Madonna, but she got big in a decade before autotune so I personally think she must have had SOME singing talent to become what she is. It isn't JUST the marketing. You can market shiat in a bucket all day as the next big thing, but at the end of the day someone will notice that it is in fact a bucket of shiat and no one will pay any attention any longer. katy's music is NOT a bucket of shiat. Is it life changing, amazing music that transcends time? Nah, it is simply well crafted pop music that resonates with the masses and that just so happens to have a beautiful large breasted girl singing. She IS easily marketable, yes.... but she has the talent to make it a total package. She writes, plays, and sings. Pretty damned talented, and deserves everything that comes her way, and there is A LOT coming her way.

Honest and serious question - Is her SNL performance from this year (which re-aired over the weekend) a pretty good representative sample of her live musical talent?


i haven't seen it. did she stink up the stage?

/even seasoned performers can choke. I saw Elton John a few years ago. He was mostly really good but for a couple songs he really sounded terrible.
 
2011-07-25 04:10:41 PM

Wellon Dowd: [img193.imageshack.us image 300x550][img801.imageshack.us image 300x550]
[img26.imageshack.us image 300x550][img810.imageshack.us image 300x550]


I assumed that with a skirt that short, pics like this must exist.

And they do not disappoint.

/my bunk, I shall be in it.
 
2011-07-25 04:12:38 PM

The Fool: [www.radaronline.com image 350x356]

Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.


Your point?
 
2011-07-25 04:20:30 PM

frepnog: MiKelly: frepnog: Cymbal: frepnog: WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

heh. she HAS tremendous singing talent. She isn't Miranda Cosgrove, for fark's sake.

/seen Katy live. biatch can sing, and can sing WELL. Her singles are breaking records. She (by this time) has either tied or broken Michael Jackson's #1 hit song record. But yes, let's pretend she has no talent.

The world is full of people who can't sing, yet are successful singers. It's the marketing stupid. See Spears, Britany and Madonna.

granted. however, I have seen Katy live. She CAN sing, and quite well. Britney? eh... not so much. not so sure about Madonna, but she got big in a decade before autotune so I personally think she must have had SOME singing talent to become what she is. It isn't JUST the marketing. You can market shiat in a bucket all day as the next big thing, but at the end of the day someone will notice that it is in fact a bucket of shiat and no one will pay any attention any longer. katy's music is NOT a bucket of shiat. Is it life changing, amazing music that transcends time? Nah, it is simply well crafted pop music that resonates with the masses and that just so happens to have a beautiful large breasted girl singing. She IS easily marketable, yes.... but she has the talent to make it a total package. She writes, plays, and sings. Pretty damned talented, and deserves everything that comes her way, and there is A LOT coming her way.

Honest and serious question - Is her SNL performance from this year (which re-aired over the weekend) a pretty good representative sample of her live musical talent?

i haven't seen it. did she stink up the stage?

/even seasoned performers can choke. I saw Elton John a few years ago. He was mostly really good but for a couple songs he really sounded terrible.


Yep, that's why I asked...that's really my only exposure to a live Katy Perry performance. Left me severely underwhelmed and wincing at the embarrassment of missed notes. Otherwise, for my money she's right smack in the middle of the pack as far as modern female vocal talent is concerned.
 
2011-07-25 04:30:34 PM
She can rape my childhood any time she likes.
 
2011-07-25 04:35:09 PM

Riotboy: Marshal805: I liked her much better as a brunette.

THIS.


DOUBLE THIS
/blonde only works a quarter of the time
//if you got roots go natural toots
 
2011-07-25 04:43:40 PM

The Fool: [www.radaronline.com image 350x356]

Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.


Am I supposed to not want Maddow?
 
2011-07-25 04:45:35 PM

Inaditch: 1. Blond is not good on Katy Perry.
2. A blond would be awesome on Katy Perry.
3. Jayma Mays, while cute enough, does NOT rival Perry in the hot dress department as stated in the article.
4. Doogie Howser is gay??? WTF???!!!


Where have YOU been?
 
2011-07-25 05:00:21 PM
i know i say this in every katy perrry thread, but i hate how Dan Patrick says she's not hot. the only reason he says that is he knows she's from farking hell Agoura Hills or Tustin or Pasadena or Oxnard or some shiat. she's "domestic" so in his mind, she can't be hot.

if she was from brazil or france or her name ended in "ova", he'd be all over that shiat.

don't say she's not a farking 15 (on a 10) scale just because she's from LA.
 
2011-07-25 05:00:42 PM
There are damn good reasons for Katy Perry having broken multiple pop records at this point, like her sense of humor, her singing, her writing. Her looks are not among them.

Although the woman IS Jessica Rabbit come to life.

/Even if she is a natural blonde
 
2011-07-25 05:10:19 PM

daveb0rg: DjangoStonereaver: There is something just... wrong... with this pic:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x712]

[www.theunnecesarean.com image 196x191]


Damn, you beat me to it

/golf clap
 
2011-07-25 05:17:41 PM
What happened to her boobs!?
 
2011-07-25 05:47:56 PM

rickythepenguin: i know i say this in every katy perrry thread, but i hate how Dan Patrick says she's not hot. the only reason he says that is he knows she's from farking hell Agoura Hills or Tustin or Pasadena or Oxnard or some shiat. she's "domestic" so in his mind, she can't be hot.

if she was from brazil or france or her name ended in "ova", he'd be all over that shiat.

don't say she's not a farking 15 (on a 10) scale just because she's from LA.


Who?
 
2011-07-25 05:50:53 PM

The Fool: Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.


Who gives a rat's ass who you wake UP with, as long as you go to BED with THIS?!?

www4.pictures.gi.stylebistro.com
 
2011-07-25 05:52:15 PM

MaxxLarge: Jesus CHRIST, that woman is f*cking gorgeous.

And for the moment, that's really the only thing that matters.


I concur. I'm getting used to the blonde look.

Though a Smurfs movie is only slightly less useless than a Chipmunks movie. NPH, WTF were you thinking?
 
2011-07-25 06:03:38 PM

The Fool: [www.radaronline.com image 350x356]

Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.


Actually, since Rachael Maddow doesn't rely on massive amounts of makeup to look halfway decent, waking up next to her in the morning is probably easier on the eyes.
 
2011-07-25 06:28:27 PM
Oh my smurfing god I'm going to smurf my smurf all over her smurf and then I'm I'm going to live up to my smurfy name
 
2011-07-25 06:33:36 PM
wtf is wrong with Rachel Maddow?

Different strokes, penis spittle.
 
2011-07-25 06:40:52 PM

Sarcastica75: wtf is wrong with Rachel Maddow?

Different strokes, penis spittle.


Penis Spittle would make an epic band name.
 
2011-07-25 06:43:54 PM

DaWormyPimpsta: Sarcastica75: wtf is wrong with Rachel Maddow?

Different strokes, penis spittle.

Penis Spittle would make an epic band name.


\m/
 
2011-07-25 06:55:51 PM
My, what a darling rump she has.
 
2011-07-25 07:19:14 PM
I don't know what shade of blonde that is but whatever it is, it isn't working.
 
2011-07-25 07:22:26 PM
I don't know if I want to fist bump or punch Russell Brand.
 
2011-07-25 07:30:04 PM
She is getting this wierd, plastic, stepford wife, vibe about her lately.

I'd still smurf her like the smurf of an angry smurf though.
 
2011-07-25 07:45:09 PM
Ya, I know how I know I'm gay, but I'm sorry, I just don't find this woman attractive. She has to work waaaaaay too hard to look good and it just is never good enough.
 
2011-07-25 08:06:47 PM

MaxxLarge: The Fool: Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.

Who gives a rat's ass who you wake UP with, as long as you go to BED with THIS?!?

[www4.pictures.gi.stylebistro.com image 297x445]


Am I crazy, or is she really not that attractive? I mean, she has (or had, apparently) nice boobs, but facially I've seen hotter chicks working at Wal-Mart, and that's without 2 lbs of make-up.
 
2011-07-25 08:29:38 PM

Inaditch: 4. Doogie Howser is gay??? WTF???!!!


Where have you been and when will they get the Internet there?
 
2011-07-25 08:31:56 PM
Nice legs, shame about her face.
 
2011-07-25 08:45:05 PM

SharkTrager: Inaditch: 4. Doogie Howser is gay??? WTF???!!!

Where have you been and when will they get the Internet there?


Nobody tell him about Anderson Cooper.
 
2011-07-25 10:02:27 PM
That's one smurfy wench right there.
 
2011-07-25 10:17:09 PM

Voodoo_Stu: I'd smurf her. I'd smurf her smurf all night long.


I would smurf her so hard, smurf would come out of her smurfy area. All night long...
 
2011-07-25 10:21:17 PM

Teen Wolf Blitzer: MaxxLarge: The Fool: Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.

Who gives a rat's ass who you wake UP with, as long as you go to BED with THIS?!?

[www4.pictures.gi.stylebistro.com image 297x445]

Am I crazy, or is she really not that attractive? I mean, she has (or had, apparently) nice boobs, but facially I've seen hotter chicks working at Wal-Mart, and that's without 2 lbs of make-up.


So doggie style to see her ass, or cowgirl with you sitting up a bit with your face buried in her tits.
See, there's a solution for everything.
 
2011-07-25 10:22:48 PM

fusillade762: Though a Smurfs movie is only slightly less useless than a Chipmunks movie. NPH, WTF were you thinking?


he has a kid now, so no more sniffing coke off of hookers asses
 
2011-07-25 11:31:10 PM

The Fool: [www.radaronline.com image 350x356]

Just think about waking up to Rachael Maddow in the morning.


Came here expecting this, knowing full well some asshole would post it. However, douchebag Elvischrist beat you to it, he just doesn't know how to link a picture.

You're both assholes. Say hello to your mother for me.
 
2011-07-26 12:06:39 AM

Flappyhead: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

Have you seen her without it? I usually don't say this about women but she needs it, badly.


Well there's a difference between saying she needs makeup, and saying she needs clown makeup.
 
2011-07-26 12:42:07 AM
Brooke Sheilds has kids under 30?
 
2011-07-26 01:13:17 AM
She does a voice in a cartoon... is she going to start asking people to refer to her as a singer and an actress now?
 
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