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Alphax		2011-07-25 05:20:25 AM

I can't stand Smurfs, but she's got a hell of a body.

Heard a rumor that she also sings, but I can't confirm that..

Shadowknight		2011-07-25 05:56:58 AM

I'd smurf that smurfin' smurf until smurf and smurfin' smurf and she screamed "SMURF!"

/not original, I know
//you know the joke was going to be made eventually

Petit_Merdeux		2011-07-25 06:11:43 AM

The less she wears, the better.

miss diminutive		2011-07-25 06:22:25 AM

Is it just me, or is Grandpa Smurf sporting wood?

i.dailymail.co.uk

/maybe it's just the lighting

Ninja_Pancakes		2011-07-25 07:33:26 AM

Ah, crivens!

DjangoStonereaver		2011-07-25 08:01:06 AM

There is something just... wrong... with this pic:

i.dailymail.co.uk

serial_crusher		2011-07-25 10:49:54 AM

jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

ThatGuyGreg		2011-07-25 10:52:14 AM

miss diminutive: Grandpa Smurf

You some kinda communist or somethin'?

miss diminutive		2011-07-25 11:01:17 AM

ThatGuyGreg: miss diminutive: Grandpa Smurf

You some kinda communist or somethin'?

Huh?

Oh sorry, PAPA Smurf.

Not old enough to relate to your crazy, bluetopian society cartoons, comrade.

ThatGuyGreg		2011-07-25 11:22:47 AM

miss diminutive: Not old enough to relate to your crazy, bluetopian society cartoons, comrade.

*grumble gumble* farking kids *grumble* my lawn *grumble grumble*

*shakes fist at cloud*

Demetrius		2011-07-25 12:03:53 PM

serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

I didn't see any makeup.

Of course, she probably didn't have it on where I was looking.

WTF Indeed		2011-07-25 12:14:06 PM

serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

Soumac		2011-07-25 12:39:16 PM

serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

Yeah, where the hell does she think she's going? Some sort of red carpet event?

Some people.

Shadowknight		2011-07-25 12:43:12 PM

WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

I already know that. I still like looking at her.

MaxxLarge		2011-07-25 01:15:58 PM

Jesus CHRIST, that woman is f*cking gorgeous.

And for the moment, that's really the only thing that matters.

Voodoo_Stu		2011-07-25 01:51:47 PM

I'd smurf her. I'd smurf her smurf all night long.

ArtosRC		2011-07-25 01:53:32 PM

MaxxLarge: Jesus CHRIST, that woman is f*cking gorgeous.

And for the moment, that's really the only thing that matters.

It's a shame that her "husband" has probably given her the herp or hep or something.

/God works in mysterious ways
//He's also a callous ass

The My Little Pony Killer		2011-07-25 01:54:08 PM

Clicked the link for boobs and was rewarded with her leg dimple.

turdsandwich08		2011-07-25 01:54:23 PM

Is it just me, or is Grandpa Smurf sporting wood?

Actually, it looks more like he's got some Smurf knuckle going on.

frepnog		2011-07-25 01:55:30 PM

WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

heh. she HAS tremendous singing talent. She isn't Miranda Cosgrove, for fark's sake.

/seen Katy live. biatch can sing, and can sing WELL. Her singles are breaking records. She (by this time) has either tied or broken Michael Jackson's #1 hit song record. But yes, let's pretend she has no talent.

Inaditch		2011-07-25 01:57:31 PM

1. Blond is not good on Katy Perry.
2. A blond would be awesome on Katy Perry.
3. Jayma Mays, while cute enough, does NOT rival Perry in the hot dress department as stated in the article.
4. Doogie Howser is gay??? WTF???!!!

fatalvenom		2011-07-25 01:57:49 PM

Not diggin the hair color. She looks better with black, blue, pink hair etc.

/I'd still bang it regardless

bigmattress		2011-07-25 01:58:03 PM

frepnog: WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

heh. she HAS tremendous singing talent. She isn't Miranda Cosgrove, for fark's sake.

/seen Katy live. biatch can sing, and can sing WELL. Her singles are breaking records. She (by this time) has either tied or broken Michael Jackson's #1 hit song record. But yes, let's pretend she has no talent.

frepnog, you rock.

whatafy.com

/hotlinked

LDM90		2011-07-25 01:58:11 PM

FTFA:

"Her newly blonde locks also made their red carpet debut"

OK this sentence confused me for a few seconds.

/why yes there WERE words on the page

RivenSilver		2011-07-25 01:58:31 PM

She looks like Hillarie Burton from White Collar with her hair that color. fark I love redheads, every color on the spectrum from rusty brown all the way to strawberry blonde and everything in between.

Elvischrist		2011-07-25 01:58:46 PM

Really?

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/01/katy-perry-with-no-makeup-revealed-on - twitter/

Apos		2011-07-25 02:01:26 PM

Voodoo_Stu: I'd smurf her. I'd smurf her smurf all night long.

And I'd wait my muthasmurfin' turn to smurf that Smurf.

Timmy the Tumor		2011-07-25 02:02:50 PM

For someone who dances all the time, she has awfully mediocre legs.

(I think she's gorgeous and has a great rack--or I think so, she might have flapjack nipples for all I know--though)

MaxxLarge		2011-07-25 02:02:55 PM

That picture makes me wanna Smurfterbate.

dgc360		2011-07-25 02:04:23 PM

Why does Papa Smurf have a cameltoe?

CANNOT UNSEE

i.imgur.com

daveb0rg		2011-07-25 02:04:24 PM

DjangoStonereaver: There is something just... wrong... with this pic:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x712]

www.theunnecesarean.com

Flappyhead		2011-07-25 02:04:59 PM

serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

Have you seen her without it? I usually don't say this about women but she needs it, badly.

petuniapup		2011-07-25 02:05:09 PM

There was a "Gutsy" Smurf?

Timmy the Tumor		2011-07-25 02:05:14 PM

MaxxLarge: That picture makes me wanna Smurfterbate.

threadwinner

wippit		2011-07-25 02:07:47 PM

I'd smurf it like the smurf of an angry smurf.

So, I guess like a GNAP!

lh3.ggpht.com

Inaditch		2011-07-25 02:07:50 PM

With the pictures side by side, it looks like Melissa Joan Hart's oldest boy and Brooke Shields's oldest girl are eyeballing each other.

Funbags		2011-07-25 02:09:48 PM

Unusual dimpling on the back of her left thigh.

/studman69.jpg

bulok		2011-07-25 02:10:11 PM

dgc360: Why does Papa Smurf have a cameltoe?

CANNOT UNSEE

[i.imgur.com image 471x771]

There's a Papa Smurf in that pic?

[knowhowiknowyouregay.jpg]

fearmongert		2011-07-25 02:12:20 PM

WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

you say that like it's a bad thing...

Tor_Eckman		2011-07-25 02:13:22 PM

Inaditch: With the pictures side by side, it looks like Melissa Joan Hart's oldest boy and Brooke Shields's oldest girl are eyeballing each other.

Oh, man, you're right. That needs a caption.

I'll start:

"Ima stick it in your pooper some day, red."

penguinfark		2011-07-25 02:15:19 PM

WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

Actually, I don't the tits are pushed out and up enough in that dress.

frepnog		2011-07-25 02:16:28 PM

bigmattress: frepnog: WTF Indeed: serial_crusher: jesus, tone the makeup down a little.

She can't, then people will realize she's just a set of nice tits with no singing talent.

heh. she HAS tremendous singing talent. She isn't Miranda Cosgrove, for fark's sake.

/seen Katy live. biatch can sing, and can sing WELL. Her singles are breaking records. She (by this time) has either tied or broken Michael Jackson's #1 hit song record. But yes, let's pretend she has no talent.

frepnog, you rock.

[whatafy.com image 400x300]
/hotlinked

problem is that i see that kind of hate for katy in threads all the time, and they are usually not trolling. fact is, Katy is pretty damned awesome at her job. she can sing, she is having fun with her career, and at this point has pretty much cemented her position as a female recording force to be reckoned with. She will be around for some time, and probably outlast Lady Gaga (since Gaga's entire schtick is being outrageous, and that shiat gets and is getting old).

penguinfark		2011-07-25 02:18:26 PM

Actually, I don't THINK the tits are pushed out and up enough in that dress.

/I accidentally

Dear Jerk		2011-07-25 02:21:13 PM

Seems to me that KP and Lady Goggles are living the dream, girl's version. Get all dressed up in costumes, sing and dance on stage, get all that attention and a pile of money. If you're worried about her musical ability, you've missed the point.

Marshal805		2011-07-25 02:27:56 PM

I liked her much better as a brunette.

Wellon Dowd		2011-07-25 02:35:56 PM

Cosmoboy		2011-07-25 02:37:15 PM

I thought I heard my name...

Cymbal		2011-07-25 02:47:36 PM

fatalvenom		2011-07-25 02:50:32 PM

Wellon Dowd:

God bless you sir.

Psycoholic_Slag		2011-07-25 02:51:41 PM

Wellon Dowd: [img193.imageshack.us image 300x550][img801.imageshack.us image 300x550]
[img26.imageshack.us image 300x550][img810.imageshack.us image 300x550]

Damn!

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