Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(   Taxi driver attacked with frozen hamburger   ( ) divider line
    More: Strange  
•       •       •

1843 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Oct 2001 at 8:06 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

25 Comments     (+0 »)
2001-10-29 08:11:40 AM  
white castles strike again
2001-10-29 08:13:04 AM  
When Frozen Meat Attacks; next on Eyewitness!
2001-10-29 08:18:31 AM  
atleast it wasnt a sausage
2001-10-29 08:31:54 AM  
Must not have liked the ride....Now the courts will have to get to the "meat" of the matter...

Sorry, couldn't resist!
2001-10-29 08:36:47 AM  
They had to tell us that frozen hamburger meat is heavy and hard? Who buys this paper?? These guys?
2001-10-29 08:38:50 AM  
Looks like the comments have wandered off again. Mm... that's some tasty chicken.
2001-10-29 08:41:48 AM  
Those wacky Norweigens. Afterposten gives Pravda a run for its money when it comes to weird sheeit.
2001-10-29 08:43:46 AM  
Guns don't kill people, 1/4 Pounders kill people.
2001-10-29 08:56:03 AM  
I'd like to present an award to the genius who has discovered a new way to commit acts of violence. To the buffoon tossing frozen hamburger meat:

[image from too old to be available]
2001-10-29 09:48:06 AM  
You talkin' to meat? Are you talkin' to meat?
2001-10-29 09:56:50 AM  
2001-10-29 10:16:56 AM  
"The passenger then apparently raided the store's frozen food counter and started throwing items at the driver."

Passenger: Excuse me for a minute chap. I need to go inside and find something heavy and hard to throw at you, hopefully hurting you a bit. You game?

Driver: Very well, then. I'll just wait here. Why don't you check freezer. Must be something good in there.

Passenger: Capital idea! Be right back.
2001-10-29 11:01:24 AM  
Hey Diogenes--do Norwegians really speak like 19th century Englishmen/Dickens characters?
2001-10-29 11:12:46 AM  
Torg: Allowing for the poor English translation.
2001-10-29 12:16:32 PM  
That's nothing - I was once told to cut down the tallest tree in this forest - WITH A KIPPER!
2001-10-29 01:05:13 PM  
Food fight!!!
2001-10-29 03:31:01 PM  
I'm surprised no one has said this earlier.

You want fries with that?
2001-10-29 03:31:02 PM  
I'm surprised no one has said this earlier.

You want fries with that?
2001-10-29 03:41:53 PM  
Crotchety: You did!
2001-10-29 04:00:50 PM  
So basicly he beat the meat.
2001-10-29 04:19:11 PM  
Frozen wieners are much deadlier.
2001-10-29 06:15:05 PM  
next on Fox- ninjas with link sausage nunchaku
2001-10-29 06:28:37 PM  
I will gladly repay you tuesday... for a hamburger today...
2001-10-29 06:44:32 PM  
Beat the Meat!!!
2001-10-30 12:46:04 AM  
Displayed 25 of 25 comments

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.